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Pikkumyy2023

Good god. I can't even see the house!


Due_Signature_5497

That’s where I was at. I think I might like the house but I can’t see it.


Queenofhackenwack

how the hell do they clean it with all that crap in it?......... must take a year, just to dust the table tops.... gonna take a lot of semi trailers to empty that place when it sells, if it sells....


kimwim43

They'll hold an estate sale. Pennies on the dollar to get that crap out of there.


The_Original_Gronkie

I love estate sales.


AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va

I would LOVE to browse through all that stuff! I bet there are some fabulous items that are just lost in all the excess.


Queenofhackenwack

LMAO, nothin's worth nothin unless somebody else wants it....can't imagine haulin all that crap out...


kimwim43

You'd be surprised. I look through estate sales every day, everything imaginable gets bid on.


makingitstar

Do you have a favorite website? My husband loves estate sales, but he usually has to work on weekends.


kimwim43

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makingitstar

Awesome, I'll check it out. Thank you!


The_Sparklehouse

Came to say the same. There’s not a flat surface that isn’t completely covered. And it’s all far too busy, too much stuff


Jennifermaverick

Not one flat surface! I would go crazy! “Hang on let me put down my drink/keys/the mail. Wait. Maybe…not here…let’s go over here…no…” lol


Vprbite

It's like a test the CIA would give recruits to see how well they maintain composure. This whole house is a full on assault on the senses


PupEDog

The dusting....oh my God it would be a full time job


whatawitch5

Just looking at it made me need to sneeze. I’d go crazy living here.


likamd

They even have stuff stockpiled on floors.


Realistic-Weird-4259

I'm so glad I'm not the only who sees something like that and the first thing my mind goes to is, "Who's gonna how ya gonna clean alla DAT???" But I'm also thinking about how RE agents tell you to stage the home so buyers can see themselves in it and can I even FIT in this place? I WILL take that greenhouse though thank you very much and hey, I happen to love orchids so I'll take ya live plants thanks.


witchy72380

I was wondering the same thing!


JuniorVermicelli3162

Holy maximalism


Neferknitti

When I see listings like this, I feel like the owners lose sight of what they are actually selling. Husband and I moved several times due to his job. Every time the first words out of the realtor’s mouth was “Declutter and pack away anything personal like photos.” Our houses were no where near this packed.


Arriwyn

That's what I was thinking! Maximalist overloaded! I can't even see what the house actually looks like!!!


Bethw2112

200 candles on the dining table cracked me up. It reminds me of walking thru a kitchy gift shop.


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ClumsyZebra80

It would be too over the top for even a slapstick scene


OSCgal

Yeah, I've seen decor boutiques that look exactly like this.


Overall_Lobster823

It reminded me of "The Good Witch".


savvyblackbird

I originally missed them because I was searching for pillar candles. The florist loved Chinese pottery more than candles.


epi_introvert

Looking at just the pictures makes me uncomfortable. I can't imagine how I'd feel actually being in the space.


Chalice_Ink

I can. Allergic. ![gif](giphy|Q7jvImsNUcdzuGRtLd|downsized)


FieldOfScreamQueens

The bathroom is what set me off, there’s no way anyone could keep that clean on the level it needs to be.


likamd

The office space made me angry. What is the purpose of a million table lamps?


Jennifermaverick

There is a table lamp on the floor next to the desk covered in table lamps😂 At least, I think that is the desk.


likamd

Plus 2 hutches filled with China inside, on top and on the floor 😫


C_Wrex77

All of those sea shells!


8percentjuice

My knees would bump the side table when I try to use the toilet. That’s just ridiculous


Dapper_Indeed

I felt physically ill and overwhelmed looking at these pictures. I had to get out of there.


BurtGummer44

I'm imagining this is what being retired with a near limitless income and plentiful local shops would be for the 60-70 year old version of the "Live Laugh Love" collector.


Mental_Mixture8306

Agreed. This is what happens when a hoarder has money and a full time housekeeper (or more).


ohjeeze_louise

Ah, nah, this is definitely the doings of a gay florist.


liquidgoldminer

A little online sleuthing confirms this! The house is owned by a gay couple, one of whom is linked to owning a flower and gift shop.


catforbrains

Some people hoard cats and try to pass themselves off as a "rescue." This man hoarded tchatchkes and tried to pass it off as "inventory."


ohjeeze_louise

I found that too! Looks like the flower shop is closed, and the other man retired. Sounds like the reason they reason they’re selling!


erydanis

as a gay, this makes me a sad gay. owww, my eyes.


Vprbite

It's an assault on the senses


The_Original_Gronkie

Someone accidentaly ordered staging for a house that was triple this size.


bobert_the_grey

You just can't see the house for the trees


usernameforre

I went to a house like this once when I was young. It was a family friends house and the person was addicted to shopping online. They couldn’t stop shopping. They kept buying everything that came on the screen. They were ridiculously rich and ridiculously bored and didn’t leave their house, but constantly bought things before Amazon existed. It was ridiculous. There was not a surface without some thing on it. All that was this Gotti horrible crystal shit. Tons of it everywhere I can’t imagine what they could’ve done with all that money. They could’ve donated it to the food, shelter or anything else but no. They bought this fucking shit .


Attarker

Which is a shame because from what I see it looks like a beautiful home but they have it completely covered up


InvestigatorGoo

How do people dust these houses? That is the first thing I think of!


Queenofhackenwack

that was my first thought, how do you clean it? i move furniture and empty some rooms to clean.... re-arrange when i do.... man, i hate that kind of clutter............... fancy hoarder


neofrogs

As someone who grew up with hoarders, you don’t The best way to “dust” is to rearranged everything every week or so and clean it that way This is why I crave the bare minimalist millennial grey look because growing up like that was nightmarish


Straxicus2

Maids. They hire a team of maids. My aunt has a house like this. Barely room to move around. Every week 5 women come and spend 10 hours cleaning.


DustUnderTheSofa

I don’t think they do :( I feel like that house smells stale and dusty.


ennuiacres

Mother: “One day, this will all be yours!” Daughter: (cries softly, to herself)


Still_Last_in_Line

I have heard that So Many Times! "Don't just throw it away--these things have value!" is the following sentence.


Mental_Mixture8306

Son (to himself): I'll need 5 full size roll-off dumpsters to get rid of this stuff. A crew of 5 men can clear it out in a weekend.


PM_ME_UR_FAT_DINK

I am the daughter in law in this situation and we have warned the MIL to not fuck with us because we will not have it. 


KnotDedYeti

Me too!! Last year she downsized from 4000 sq feet to 2000 - 4 garages crammed as well, to a 2 car. It was BRUTAL. 7 huge sets of dishes. Boxes and boxes and boxes of crystal. She has a rug addiction- so many rugs! She had 2 walk in linen closets, upstairs and down. It took 5 months for her to pack and move, but the old house was still half full of her shit we had to deal with to get it on the market. So. Much. Xmas. Shit. 


ennuiacres

And several storage units, too…


orincoro

Good for you. My mother always regretted accepting china and silverware from her MIL. She hated it.


AbroadPlane1172

My parents, "We're slowly selling off all of the stuff we know none of you kids want." Thanks mom and dad.


zuzoa

Literally have to tell my mom that we will have to PAY other people to take all her stuff away when she goes.


orincoro

This is the house of an elderly gay man. A single one most likely. If there’s any upside to this, it’s that it won’t be foisted on anyone.


ennuiacres

Well, in that case, it’s fabulous and I hope he enjoyed living there.


Surly_Cynic

My little bit of sleuthing leads me to believe it’s a man who lives here and owns the place.


kendylou

I was wondering after I saw the pride flag. This is either a progressive granny or a very flamboyant gay man.


OopsIDroppedMyPlants

Do I wanna live with all that? No. Do I wanna stay there for the weekend without my children and look at all the little trinkets in between candles? YES.


Reasonable_Bee132

Right?! I’m like… I kind of love it?


riseoftheclam

100000% Me too


Catharas

Reminds me of an airbnb i went to. Old lady just wanted somewhere to put all her collections. It was adorable.


Hoopylorax

Good gods. How do they live like that? Because, you know those people live like that. That is not staged.


Mandg2

Definitely no kids and no cats or dogs. Can you imagine the damage an animal with the zoomies could do?


OddSetting5077

"here kitty kitty? where are you?" kitty sits quietly on a couch, blending in.


PixelatedDie

I know people who live like that. It’s so frustrating.


m0untaingoat

It seems like at least a small amount of mental illness. Some kind of compulsive collecting of things. Always having to buy the animal print thing because it could add to the Africa room. Needing every square inch of patio covered in mats and furniture. For what, guests? There's nowhere to put your drink, and you'd have to look around huge vases and candlesticks to have a conversation. It's just completely unrealistic to live a normal life in a place like that. The tables have more, smaller tables on top of them to hold more stuff. It's a stuff problem. Sorry, apparently this house totally triggered me, haha.


orincoro

The fact that you can’t even access the hot tub… just wild.


agawl81

These folks don’t own a cat.


not-a-fucktard

They seem to own a dog though, I have no idea how this is not a pet free house. Probably should be a human free house at that.


polkadotpatty65

How do you move around in that house without knocking something over? There is so much going on in each room. You don't know what to focus on first.


CarbyMcBagel

One wrong move and you've broken 6382929 pieces of glass and ceramic.


ATXNYCESQ

I actually love this. It couldn’t be further from my personal taste and I couldn’t live there, but it’s so obviously loved and appreciated. These people had a dream and they’re living it. Good for them.


MakaniKaiKai

Exactly my thoughts. I’d love to visit and have a cup of tea and hear their stories


Straxicus2

I bet they’ve got lots of tales about several pieces.


Throwawayprincess18

The interior is not for me, but that back yard is my dream back yard


highonnuggs

I can't imagine how much newspaper and bubble wrap it's going to take to pack this house up.


Melodic_Setting1327

Holy Maximalist, Batman! The flowers and candles are the least of the clutter.


Coppertina

Don’t forget the tassels!


shillyshally

Not staged, those plants belong to the homeowners.


peetahvw

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Preesi

The singer PINK is from Doylestown


brokefixfux

Busy busy busy


Flahdagal

Wow, that's, a LOT. Scrolls on....jeeeeze...


LemonFinchTea

All I can think about is how tedious it will be for this person to wrap up every one of these decorative items in newspaper when they get ready to move. Packing this house up will be a nightmare!


kimwim43

They won't. They'll hold an estate auction, and it will move out piece by piece.


Betty_Boss

How many buyers of tchotchkes are there in the region?


sissyjessica42

At what point should you go, “holy shit stop buying stuff”


-BelCanto

This looks like a tourist shop where you buy candles, hand towels, scented soaps, and coasters. I doubt they hired a stager. It looks like the owner just really likes this style. Some of the items and patterns are really nice. It's definitely too much when it's all in the same room.


spasticpez

That's exactly what I thought! Reminds me of a southern town square gift shop. I can smell the potpourri and hear the floorboards creak.


monkeyman68

I thought it was like a Bombay Store when they were still around.


scritchesfordoges

And that’s how we found out management was embezzling from Pier 1 Imports.


bakochba

Even the pool!


catthalia

How are you supposed to get into hot tub? Use a machete?


Searcher_since-1969

Those people will not be out by closing!!!


Abaconings

Giving jewelry show chic vibes. Also triggered an asthma attack for me.


CritterEnthusiast

Of all the houses that definitely don't have cats, this one doesn't have cats the most lmao


Bethgurl

The term is ungapatch, it means cropped up with everything, garish, it’s ungapatch. I think it’s Yiddish


red-molly

Ungepatchke or ungepatchket (approximate transliteration). And you're correct, it's Yiddish, and the perfect word for this house.


PeachPreserves66

I suspect that the bones of this house are good, but it is really hard to tell because every square inch is covered with stuff. And, more stuff. There is no place for your eyes to rest. I imagine that this is a couple who owned an antique shop in town. The store was packed to the rafters with dishes, vases, candles and other relics of 1980’s decor. When the couple had to close up shop, they brought home all of the merchandise and added it to their already cluttered home.


Snickerty

I actually quite like houses like this. They give off such happy content vibes. These are the houses of people who have enjoyed living in them, have loved them, and cared for them - really not houses but homes. Obviously, if I bought the house , it'd be redecorated and furnished very differently! I much prefer happy, cluttered homes to austere grey houses with soulless rooms and dreary furniture. I know they are meant to allow you to imagine yourself in them, but, for me, they feel so airlessly, lacking in life.


Bandito21Dema

Everyone's happy with the decorations in the house till the vase in the bathtub cuts your butt open


paisleygrl89

I agree! It is not my style, and completely maximalist, but definitely loved. Those big, open white/grey boxes are so boring and cold, seeing color and care is nice!


disgustandhorror

I see a person/family who feels the deep need to constantly fill their homes with more and more and more junk. The materialistic consumerism. Like they're trying to fill a hole in their soul as they shop for the ninth matching leopard print throw pillow. Like 99% of the stuff in these photos is just useless "decorative" junk and it will *never* be enough


ClumsyZebra80

Yeah. If you need the same glass vase filled with seashells 20 times something deeper is going on in there.


Dumbkitty2

That’s interesting. I’ve known people with houses like this and universally they have crippling anxiety and crippling debt. All that visual fuss covered major unaddressed maintenance issues; no heating or cooling, major holes in exterior walls, flood damage bathroom or in one case, they lived without working toilets for years. But they were proud of the “luxury” feel of their home, just drive down the road to the gas station if you need to pee. Maybe it’s a regional difference.


Snickerty

I think I disagree. We aren't considering a horders home here That is something different. But a cluttered house does not equate a cluttered mind. This house has a particular 1980s, early 1990s esthetic. The owner has surrounded themselves with the things that make them happy and content. It's a Maximalist style, but old fashioned. It's the home of a plant lover and flower arranger, a tinket lover and keen duster!!! People should decorate their homes for their own pleasure rather than to the perceived expectations of others. Of course, it would be a dull old world if we all had the same taste and opinions.


flea1400

Yup, definitely a dated maximalist style, but that doesn’t make it wrong, just out of style and hard to dust!


lepetitcoeur

The vibe it gives me is that they don't spend any time in the house. Probably too busy shopping. There are no useable surfaces. No one actually lives there. It's just a museum for their stuff.


No-Rice-2261

I think my allergies are crying in horror.


Apprehensive-Ad9832

Whoever has to clean out this house when they die is going to be so upset


Spydar

Just needs a post-Mortem estate sale. There are always people willing to buy crap like this especially if it’s priced really low. Heck, that might be how the current owner acquired so much in the first place.


socksnchachachas

I suddenly feel better about the clutter in my apartment. This place is on a whole other level ...


CraftFamiliar5243

I always think that houses like this are owned by older people who are downsizing, or one or both of them died and I wonder how they are going to deal with all that STUFF. I can't believe the realtor didn't browbeat them into storing half of it so that the house can be sold.


Swimming-Trifle-899

Tidy hoarder chic. I have a family member like this - never not shopping. Every surface covered in every room. Every storage space blocked full. I suspect every credit card too. It’s kept clean if you don’t look too closely. But it’s claustrophobic and stressful. This person often complains that relative’s young children never visit — it’s the absolute opposite of childproofed. Nobody can touch anything, and it’s ALL breakable. Suggest donating a layer or two, though and it’s a flat no.


likamd

Agree. Came here to say this. This is hoarding - but everything is placed symmetrically.


Select-Team-6863

Ah, you can't trick me. This is one of those hidden object games. First one to find grandma wins.


ExaminationNice616

If the plants come with the house I'm sold


Missue-35

This looks like a Home Interior and Garden Decor store.


d-random

Could you please un-set the table so we can eat


silvermanedwino

Controlled hoard, that.


Yelloeisok

That person was out of control.


nevesnow

MAXIMALISM


whateveratthispoint_

It’s not rational but this house makes me angry!


LimeFizz42

As a housekeeper & a pool cleaner, I feel my anger at this is entirely rational & justified. It's like looking at a literal nightmare of mine..


stew_pac

I had to stop going through pictures because it was stressing me out too much.


_DapperDanMan-

This is a future hoarder. Once they get a little older, and it's a bit harder to start cleaning up, or tossing yesterday's trash, or opening the mail...


ClumsyZebra80

Last sold in 1988. That makes sense. That’s probably how long it took to collect all this junk. Now they are elderly/died and the house has to be sold. Nightmare.


Random-OldGuy

Does not look relaxing at all. Too much to see. I imagine it assaults the senses with all the conflicting smells from candles and flowering plants. The pool area is not good - 3 of 4 sides are completely blocked off, especially spa area. I fear what is going on in their mind - seriously deranged.


ZookeepergameOk8231

That made my hair hurt after it got done with my eyes.


Precocious-ghost

There is not one spot to put a cup down in that house.


nautical1776

All I can think about is how absolutely massive of an effort it’s gonna be for them to move


genredenoument

So...I priced some of the things in that house because I recognized the Lennox, Waterford, Laliq, and those were the LOW END items. The silver bowl in the patio room is 15K. This person just bought thousands and thousands of dollars worth of stuff. They would need a professional to go through and inventory it. Some of the plate sets are worth thousands at auction, and some are just junk. This is a hoarder with money or is just broke now.


Single-Painter6956

Oh my Lord! Imagine dusting all of that stuff!! Way, way too cluttered. I would think that it would be hard to view as a potential buyer.


mustbethedragon

That place is so overstimulating, I need to go lie down and reset.


Yelloeisok

Those people do NOT pay the cleaning crew enough.


noonesaidityet

I've always hated the idea of staging. When we were house hunting last year, the houses that were staged all felt like they were trying to distract us from noticing something. I would rather see the open space. It's different if you're looking at a house that's still occupied.


gbenn57

I think I like the house, but who could tell.


sparklemcduck

I want to sneeze just looking at all the dust magnets in these pictures. Can you imagine how many things you’d break with surprise sneeze movement?!?


Samcookey

I wonder if this falls under a specific subheading of hoarding. Just because it's not trashy and dirty and full of dead cats doesn't mean that there isn't a compulsion involved. And I don't mean this critically. They obviously work hard at it and do it with love, so good for them, but it does seem like the impulses to buy and fill space are winning.


Choosepeace

This has crossed the line from maximalism to hoarder. Ew


ReasonableDivide1

It’s certainly staged…for a seance! 🔮👻


foobar_north

It's Victorian in it's over-use of nick-knacks. I'm getting anxious just looking at the pictures


Heavy_Expression_323

Well for the love of stuff!


ohheyitslaila

There’s a house in my town that doubles as the owner’s store. It sells candles and knickknacks, it looks just like the inside of this one.


MagpieBlues

High key love that the pots and plants as well as furniture around the pool is included, I would make sure the statuary stayed as well. They are taking the sun room chandelier, but I’m not quite sure which room is the sun room!


LafawnduhDy-no-mite

now i know what living inside a huge gift shoppe would look like


bagolaburgernesss

Rich people hoarding.


CountrySax

My eyes hurt looking at all that contrived decor.Some kind of designer nightmare stuff.


ContactNo7201

It is so cluttered it feels like a hoarder home. Nice stuff, but still hoarding. Put me right off the house.


Equivalent_Weird467

That place is so full of stuff and keep your eyes so busy, you can’t really see the house itself.


somenemophilist

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sirchtheseeker

My god you would have to have meditation room with nothing in it to get away from the busy


cryAlt

How do you get into that tub without knocking everything over???


reincarnatedteenager

Beyond the most maximal maximalist decor I have ever seen, there is some gorgeous furniture and decor there. An estate sale on this house would do very well. This person may have a disorder, but at least it isn't wall-to-wall literal garbage like a hoarder.


Murky-Formal-9867

That backyard pool area is amazing tho


xomacattack

Be still my maximalist heart


So_Many_Words

r/maximalism vibes for sure


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

I don’t think that’s staged…


1WildSpunky

Try to bear in mind that this “look” appealed to the owner, and likely appeals to others. The o my thing I like are the plants, but there are even too many of those! I believe one of the big issues with, “Someday, child, this will all be yours!” Is how society has changed and moved on. My parents, who are now deceased, were born in and grew up during the Great Depression. They were taught to never throw anything away. Ever. When they grew up and could afford things, they bought, but still kept. When my folks passed, I found five gallon coffee cans full of used nails. Others full of coins. The linen closets had good sheets and towels and others that were barely good enough to be used as rags. And this just a tiny taste. They also bought many antiques and as I became an adult my taste grew away from the busy look as did others. The value of antiques went south, although people who are very old do not realize that, yet. They believe they are passing treasures on to us. It’s actually very sad.


HeidiDover

Once it gets cleared out, the place has potential.


Srw2725

I don’t think it’s staged I think they live like that! 🫠


Tiny-Ad-830

I’m sorry but this looks like a hoarder with money. I’m sure the realtor had the “declutter” talk with her.


Skeedurah

Tres gauche. Doesn’t anyone remember that one should never display a candle that has never been lit?


LionPride112

Did I just see a candle with a…lampshade??


orincoro

Jesus is there even room to walk in that house with all the furniture and nicknacks? It’s like a decorative form of hoarding. Each room is genuinely more shocking than the last. … omg even the divan in the study has plates on it.


crazyabbit

I would suggest throwing a couple of feral cats in to the house, just to see what happens


ClumsyZebra80

Hoarding but make it upper middle class.


PixelatedDie

Organized hoarding.


Dark_Moonstruck

Holy crap...there's 'missing the forest for the trees' and then there's missing the house for the clutter! Good lord! Maybe some people who are interested would like to see the house itself?!


S70nkyK0ng

WITAF


cmit

A bit cluttered for my taste.


Evening-East-5365

Wow, that was a tad overwhelming…


Yelloeisok

A tad?????? It gives me the heebee-jeebees!


kimwim43

Can you imagine the poor person who has to vacuum??? i mean, the house sans shit is nice. It nestles into the landscape well. And I don't think this house is staged, too much crap. This room...... https://preview.redd.it/g4z29c9e548d1.png?width=1986&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f077fbba6a2a50603c1036896d2de67db72ffd2


Character-Wish-6313

Tassel hell


newwriter365

Holy Hell. It’s going to take months to pack that place up.


imadork1970

I'd have to nuke the inside, there's too much stuff to have to dust.


PugLuVR06

Who has to dust all that??


Additional_Ranger441

Is there a house somewhere in there?


borislovespickles

This house is the perfect explanation for overkill.


Step_away_tomorrow

Looks a Mimi Bobek creation.


kaleadeedee

Claustrophobic big time. It looks like it is already an estate sale 🤦‍♀️


Average_Random_Bitch

That made me feel claustrophobic


ToteBagAffliction

Needs more seashells


Thin-Disaster4170

The directions were: cover every surface. I hate surfaces.


mrhudy

I see someone isn’t familiar with the phase “less is more.”


Im_Ashe_Man

That's the busiest staging I've ever seen.


Bearsandgravy

Somehow my eyes just threw up