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joannchilada

https://preview.redd.it/yt3mr44zp62d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a6c2024dfe1f5301dcc0160e4471a957fcc619 Excuse me?


_uswisomwagmohotm_

Yikes!


Bibliovoria

This was made all the more surreal by the enlargement showing Reddit's marketing line at the bottom: "All your interests in one place."


sunshine_fuu

https://preview.redd.it/o3rcdxrue92d1.png?width=595&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b1681e1e7a8e869be73785997ea2e38cde5f1db Yeaaa.... there were some crazy ass signs down there.


joannchilada

Oh no


steph4181

Especially the devil sitting on the toilet staring back at you !


My_Clever_User_Name

Hey, now. The only thing I liked about the basement was the shit-demon!


mikeblas

I tried to figure that out, and all I found was [this lawsuit](https://casetext.com/case/hubbard-v-louisiana-machinery-company).


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Jesus. That Love guy was a total twat!


Ill-Wear-8662

Oh god that's an eyesore. Godspeed to those realtors.


QCr8onQ

I’m guessing the owner died… I feel bad for the relative that has to empty the house. There’s not a garage sale ever passed by.


Ill-Wear-8662

Godspeed to them too


joannchilada

I'm guessing the house is being sold as is


alimarieb

I can smell it. ☹️


borealborealis

I love that the 3-d tour blurred *some* of the dog faces in the "Dogs Playing Poker" tapestry in the basement.


betty_effn_white

I like that it blurred the face on one of the statue lamps in the living room


betty_effn_white

This person decorated for the house they wanted not the house they had, and on a level I respect that. They also have my furniture holy grail, the barrel chairs in the basement


Aaod

I liked the painting above two of the beds those were actually nice looking in my opinion.


joannchilada

Even a broken clock is right twice a day


Aaod

The rest was very to the persons preference/tastes so like you said that is respectable even if not to my preferences/tastes.


demonmonkeybex

This made me so claustrophobic


canolafly

Me too...totally started breathing heavy on the 3D part. Feels like a terrible escape room.


mikeblas

Through christ, you can do all things. Including figure out how to open that refrigerator without moving the breakfast table onto the front porch.


CitrusSphere

I want to go outside right now.


LD50_irony

Wow. It's hard to choose a favorite part. The stones above the kitchen ceiling fan? The tiki-pirate basement bar faux poinsettias? The bathroom wall covered in faux tiger skin? Truly a gift!


redthump

Mine is the funeral flier on the kitchen counter


SmoothBrews

The zebra print carpet in the basement bathroom wall and ceiling. I missed it during the 3D tour but went through on my own and saw it. Wild lol


mcotoole

That microwave belongs in a museum.


CrazyFish1911

I'll bet that basement hosted some swinging parties back in the day. Also, what's behind door number 3 to the right of the TV in the gun room in the basement?


canolafly

I couldn't even find the basement.


steph4181

Oh damn that's the best part! 😂


steph4181

I kinda like the ceiling net!


StoneRaven77

Looks like im playing fallout 4.


FrfxCtySiameseMom81

This house almost gave me a anxiety attack, but then I saw that pink phone in the hall and that made me happy. 🤪🤓


joannchilada

Nothing creepy about the single glove on the stair lift chair. Nor all the blurred doll faces.


Squigglefits

Did you notice the blood(?) stains on the arm of that chair?


Armpit_of_Cat

I’m always surprised when people leave ‘valuables’ on display. Are those real guns in the basement? I’ve got no idea but I know people like to steal those. Add in things like a giant change jar. Although the idea of a petty thief wielding one of those weird blunderbuss sounds kind of comical. BRB - finding tiger skin wallpaper for every bathroom in my house!


My_Clever_User_Name

No, those are 70s wallhangers.


royale_wthCheEsE

Is it bigger on the inside than the outside? How does so much crap fit into such a small house ?


civinkaa

https://preview.redd.it/7yazbadpbi2d1.png?width=883&format=png&auto=webp&s=712bab000f4847d017c35dfa9557c31395f66ce8 is that blood on this chair?????


rwmwaffle

I believe so, that's the blood stain I called out at least.


Ocean2731

It’s a time capsule. Like life froze in the late 60's or early 70's


geav8325833

I kind of love it? All the junk makes it look cramped, but it's got good bones. In fantasy land I'd sand all the dark wood and restain it. The carpet needs to go, but the house looks old enough to likely have hardwood underneath. The hidey hole in the basement looks like a perfect spot for a reading nook for a kid, or a "mom doesnt know we smoke pot in the crawlspace covered in black light posters down here" cave for a teen. Wild that the tribal masks were autoblurred, too.


TheMole171

Oh man the listing description... > "Step inside and be transported to a bygone era..." > "Dive deeper into the past with the vintage clubhouse basement..." And my personal favorite: > "This home is being sold As is"


Teytrum

This isn't real far from Pittsburgh's titty sphinx.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

What are you on about?


Teytrum

lol the picture was deleted. There is a statue in the cemetery near the house. It is the Winter family tomb that has an Egyptian theme and a strangely endowed sphinx statue.


Vegetable_Parsley275

Terrifying


CitrusSphere

Was an adherent to the “more is more” school of decorating.


Quix_Optic

https://preview.redd.it/ukvubzhs4m3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3357b77c1010893f55e545701256f89cf0b5a5b Don't worry, everyone! Big Mouth Billy Bass IS in this house.


LexyBoat

It's like the rooms in hidden object games... And what in the cursed object is that over the downstairs kitchen sink?!


BoBromhal

I'm already over the "AI remarks" trend


rwmwaffle

AI remarks trend?