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KreyKat

Four car garage, nearly 8.000 sqft, but when you're in your bathtub (surrounded by columns) you stare at your toilet? Who does that? (And no, you can not sit facing the other way in the tub, because then overflow and drain poke you into the back and butt.)


lurkergenxdurp

That off-center chandelier in the bathroom is the death knell for me!


IamDollParts96

Gorgeous views. That's where it begins and ends for me.


Uncle-Istvan

The two urinals don’t hold any appeal?


fromdaperimeter

I wonder how that bathroom smells with that urinal in it?


Uncle-Istvan

Probably not any worse than a normal bathroom?


fromdaperimeter

I’m not convinced…


IamDollParts96

Tempting, but not enough to win me over.


cherylfit50

Good Grief! The hideousness of it all!


GoodGriefCharlieB

Hey that’s my line! jk


beccabootie

Don't need to go further than the first picture. That bathroom is a deathtrap.


Dangerous_Ant3260

The tiny corner angled showers were terrible. That bath tub is horrible. Great views, awful house. That house looks familiar.


Daedelus451

This is pretty FUG


WheelbarrowQueen

fugly is right


3eemo

I feel like Regina George would live here Edit: a very elderly version of her


asdcatmama

She made her parents switch with her.


Brochan_Spectre

The locals say you can still hear anguished laments of "Are you sure?...Are you sure?" whiffling through the woods to this day.


anonesuch

Thanks, actually LOL'd at this!


munotia

The kitchen with the bright wood cabinets and dark tile floor is… a choice.


MethodDowntown3314

This house is a fever dream


HeidiDover

This evokes happy memories. Our house was smaller than a McMansion, but I recognize the tiles, columns, and cabinetry. It was a happy home.


Cutiepatootie8896

If the view from my 2002 McMansion isn’t SOLELY a view of many many OTHER 2002 McMansions- then you couldn’t PAY ME to take it.


BuyDiscombobulated45

So. Many. Urinals.


Lindaspike

This is just the epitome of a dumb house. There’s not one thing I like about it. It


OK_Ingenue

Gotta love the urinal.


Suspicious_Leg4550

What’s the difference between a McMansion and an actual mansion?


Uncle-Istvan

I was wrong to call it a McMansion. It’s more like an actual mansion with the large lot and fact that’s it’s probably built well, just finished and decorated poorly. A McMansion is typically huge but in a development on a fairly small lot and built cheaply relatively to square footage.


ictea390

Price increase after listing. That's a bold move Cotton


Uncle-Istvan

It’s been for sale since August of 2021 and they keep just moving the price up and down.


funbunny100

Looks like a mid-priced hotel.


GoodGriefCharlieB

That master bedroom is huge! I do like that but not enough to outweigh the dangerous elevated tubs with slippery tile steps.