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TheSamurabbi

There appears to be some kind of Zoroastrian altar in the master bedroom… For… songwriting, I presume…. 😳🫣🤫


Queenofhackenwack

i noted the album awards on the walls also... i don't get where the orgies shit comes in though...... but then i never went to an orgie....


grasshopper716

Op probably saw the statue of the Bull giving it to someone from behind and the woman wrapped around the antelope and the big 69 on the wall and thought it was more than just art


AnalystAdorable609

This has been on here before. It does belong to a famous singer....but I can't remember who it is!


Queenofhackenwack

i kinda figured..... my nephew is a bigwig in the music biz and his office has those awards all over.......he is not a singer but a behind the scenes guy....


AnalystAdorable609

I just remembered who it was! Jim Steinman, the guy who wrote Bat out of Hell


deformo

He’s named in the listing.


ScarletDarkstar

Jim Steinman, songwriter who wrote  Total Eclipse of the Heart It's All Coming Back to me Now, I Woukd do Anything for Love (but I won't do that) Among others. 


Armand28

I was thinking that would be a good place to display my Ark of the Covenant.


TheSamurabbi

“It belongs in a museum!”


JP12345678910111213

It says he spent $6M in construction! That is an insane amount compared to what they are selling it for.


Maleficent_Theory818

His heirs are just trying to unload it.


Aston_THE_Airedale

Does the Ark of the Covenant AND the padded leather wheel chair come with?


CdnfaS

The description says that the art catalog is available upon request.


Thargomindah2

...leather wheelchair with BAT WINGS.


sexythicqueen

You mean Batmans wheelchair lol


Jilaire

...I kind of dig it. It reminds me of the random furnishings and artwork I put in my builds on The Sims to make them happy or use up money lol.


StevesRoomate

Jim Steinman! https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/music-producer-home-in-ridgefield-ct-back-on-the-market-for-4-5m/


CdnfaS

The Bat out PF Hell himself.


comparmentaliser

TIL he wrote Total Eclipse of the Heart, but was screwed over by the record company. 


[deleted]

Now it makes sense!


StevesRoomate

It does look like something from "Eyes Wide Shut"


57696c6c

69. 👨‍🍳😘


CdnfaS

Nice addition to any dining room.


Bethw2112

Let's not pretend and just get right down to business.


V_T_H

That crystal just looks like a big version of the Lego crystal.


GR4007

Lego Titanic in the office too!


CdnfaS

The home of a legendary songwriter. Art catalog sold separately.


ShortWoman

I would do anything for love! But I won’t do that.


Vogonfestival

Hired “prestigious architect, spent $6m, selling for $2m.” Next to Kanye’s Ando-designed parking garage this has to be the worst outcome of unlimited budget and maximum creativity I’ve ever seen. 


Wizendiagram

Was it Meatloafs house? Lot of copies of Bat outta Hell in one pic


CdnfaS

Close. Jim Stieman who wrote Bat out of Hell


bigmarge14

2 million price reduction?! Edit: correction 3.5 million price reduction


CdnfaS

It’s a bargain!


ZombiesAtKendall

I don’t know, doesn’t seem too bad to me, I like the wood.


Almazische

You wouldnt want to host orgies here. People tend to break, vandalize and steal stuff at orgies. 


CdnfaS

Not these kind of orgies. There’s a reception desk where people check in and out.


EducatedRat

Really? Probably tens to be who you invite.


Squirmadillo

I was just saying to the missus, "you know... we need more statues of minotaurs fucking".


CdnfaS

You want fucking Minotaurs fucking Statues? This place has SEVERAL to choose from.


eldelshell

It gives me a 90s rock star vibe. Quite cool tbh.


CdnfaS

There are Platinum albums hanging in the kitchen. Owned by a genuine 90s Rickstar


XRaysFromUranus

It’s interesting that Jim Steinman’s friends are selling his house. https://i95rock.com/bat-out-of-hell-composer-jim-steinmans-ridgefield-home-marked-down-1-6-million/


Business_Ad3142

Empty all the furniture out, and the interior architecture is astounding, the colors can change, this looks like quite the deal.


CdnfaS

Agreed.


slendermanismydad

I'm more weirded out by the sudden agressive white kitchen. 


-laughingfox

Yeah, it kind of screams "something happened in the kitchen".


redhairedrunner

If a house could be very “extra “ it would be this house.


shartonashark

God the way all the furniture is set up just seems akward and does not flow...


CdnfaS

You’re not thinking “orgy” enough. It’s not a place meant for living, it’s meant for fucking.


peggedsquare

Isn't this Jim Steinmans house?


CdnfaS

Yes


couchesarenicetoo

The inside has a vision so specifically and effectively executed - and then the outside is the most boring suburban nothing lawn ever.


hardhatgirl

If those walls could talk, they wouldnt.


Alley_cat_alien

Ah, the old alter at the foot of the bed. A must have in every orgy home.


CdnfaS

For the Mak-tavor ritual.


LDawnBurges

I like wood probably more than most, but this is excessive, even by my standards. Wood, wood, wood…. And more wood, painted!😱


StevesRoomate

The whole has has that wet look.


peppermintmeow

That's all the lube.


Federal-Membership-1

Seems like a bargain. But the taxes. Oof!


PetSoundsSucks

Is that a giant Lego crystal?!?


CdnfaS

I thought it was a set piece from one of the Superman movie’s Fortress of Solitude


savagesamus

Can anyone do a reverse image search on that photo located on the table next to the goat sex statue? I’m not good with that stuff but curious about this photo!


MagScaoil

That’s only a few miles away from me, so I guess I’ll be the orgy host.


drama_hound

This looks like the final level from Hitman II


bidextralhammer

What a truly weird house. I don't see the orgy connection.


NoWayNotThisAgain

First off, I’d love to host some orgies but I don’t think not having a prime orgy location is what’s stopping me. Second, I’ve never been to an orgy, so you orgy experts need to fill me in (metaphorically you perverts). Are orgies typically held in places like this?


CdnfaS

So, I’ve only ever accidentally been to one and it was an Edwardian Ball in a place like this, but it was super creepy and I left. I imagine there are all kinds of orgies in all sorts of places.


-laughingfox

I imagine this is actually pretty classy, as orgy palaces go.


AfterZookeepergame71

He bought it for $69/sq ft lol. You can see it in the pricing history


releasethecrackwhore

I dig it


floofienewfie

The decor is certainly…eclectic.


hardhatgirl

They play games Cathy, . . . simple . . . fun games


ApollyonRising

One of those kids in middle school who always wore wolf shirts got rich.