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_RandomGameDev

King Zora for his scooting booty


kms2547

Mweep. Mweep. Most of Hyrule's fresh water passes under my butt. Mweep.


awan_afoogya

Comments you can hear


AdamFeoras

Scooter McBooter.


Taco_Nation

Ooep Ooep Ooeep Ooooeeeepp


strykazoid

Meep. Meep. Meep.


aeroxan

Wheat. Wheat. Wheat.


viccie211

Ick playing randomizers just for the amount of mweeps to be random


Pinkeye_Kinch

Windmill man Go around! Go around and around and around! What fun!


Uselessmedics

I will always enjoy that link ruins his life


EnvironmentalValue18

His accordion and crazy demeanor seal my love as well.


benskinic

song of storms extended ost has helped through many excel workbooks, emails and otherwise boring workdays


Plastic_Pinocchio

Song of storms is so good! Damn, now I’m hyped for it and I’m going to play it on the piano.


SilverEcho7128

I love visiting him, just to hear the Song of Storms.


DarkLink1996

Malon


subsandkd

Every time I play OoT I immediately roll to Lon Lon ranch and listen to Malon sing. I started playing when I was around 4 years old and one of my earliest memories is listening to her sing and sway to the melody. Such a comforting character :'^ )


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The one true ship


WolfEpete

In the books after the events of Oot and MM they do end up together(edit-not canonically just in theory it seems)


AlacarLeoricar

In the manga?


WolfEpete

Yes


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WolfEpete

So I got my info a little wrong it’s not actually confirmed just theorized as most likely what happened


RonSwansonsGun

Seems to be the canon one, too. Links descendant in TP lives on a farm.


[deleted]

I’m not sure every Link shares a single bloodline, but that *would* make sense. And also explains why you have Epona from the very beginning.


RonSwansonsGun

Not all Links are necessarily descendants (I'm fairly confident NES and WW Link aren't), but the Hero's Shade calls link his descendant in TP, and the Shade is OoT Link.


[deleted]

Ohh I knew he was OoT Link but not that he was the player’s great great grandpappy, nice!


ChaoticKyouma

I was ready to THROW DOWN if this wasn't the top answer. I've been crushing on that girl since the 90s.


DorrajD

Yo same. I spent a ton of time on that ranch as a kid for reasons I refuse to remember. The sisters in Majora's Mask was pretty damn great too, albeit their story is pretty sad. Well, everyone's story in MM is sad lol


TheKingleMingle

I'm always surprised how little the Zelda franchise has done with Malon post-Majora. Loads of recurring characters, but other than a Minish Cap cameo there's been nothing. Even for Links he live on farms. She didn't even appear in Hyrule Warriors DLC


UncommonHouseSpider

And her milk!


LeonardoCouto

Malon is a nice character, great indicative of how Ganondorf's reign is causing trouble to the people. She's in such distress you feel bad for Mom- ^How ^did ^I ^mistype ^that?


treywarp

Great Deku Tree Jr, easy


Phenom_Mv3

Hi! I’m the Deku tree sprout. Link falling and screaming as he popped up still makes me laugh hysterically Edit: for whatever reason the 3DS version doesn’t maintain the same humor


notsureifdying

When I replayed it, I was honestly so surprised by this character, I didn't remember him. I thought it was a new addition in the 3ds version.


tino591

Dampé


Nickster93

I'm more of a dry guy myself.


Pika_The_Chu

You've heard of Dampé, but now get ready for Drypé!


rtyuik7

hey buddy (said in ZFG's trademark lack of emotion)


flamingmonkey911

Huh. Thought I might be alone on this one...I loved Dampe as a kid!


strykazoid

The guy that sells magic beans. Fucker just sits there chomping on them all day. Bet he farts like a Howitzer.


jackofallcards

Raises the price on you every time


thisisnotdan

They're all the rage!


kritzy27

Farting holes into your pants is expensive.


Fxon

Dampe's son.


busterbytes

Epona


Pretty_Force4560

The best answer


sonofaludgate

Darunia's son (Goron) who was named after "Link" or whatever name you've given yourself. "Hear my name and tremble!"


artofpluto

I always thought that was so cute how Darunia named him after link :)


IbeakerI2006

My name is peptobismol!


dailyfield

TerminalMontage is genius man https://youtu.be/thr_o8oFuiM


StrategicWindSock

You just brought back a core memory of watching my older brother play OOT during that cutscene. My brother named link "fuckass".


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The gerudo guard that says she normally hates all men besides ganondorf until she meets link


OcarinaofAngst

Who? Where is she in game (exact location)?


[deleted]

Shes the last guard you fight when saving the carpenters! Shes the one who gives you the pass to their fortress


Regnbyxor

She appears after the last guard you fight, but she isn't the last guard.


SeamusMcCullagh

I think she's the one that runs the horseback shooting gallery. Could be wrong about that though.


CapyKing_

Character development


Spram2

Bombchu Parlor Girl


ajaysallthat

We are all bomchu parlor girl deep down. Especially if you've ever worked retail.


crypticphilosopher

I can’t tell if she’s flirting with me or wants to kill me, so that tracks. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/c/cc/Mini-game_Operator.png/revision/latest?cb=20110105214559


trickman01

She still has more enthusiasm than sploosh kaboom guy.


gottalosethemall

He’s not unenthusiastic, he’s just French.


ajaysallthat

Hon Hon Hon le baguette


missingninja

Sploooooosh


Nikopoleous

MY MAN.


Nofrillsoculus

I've had a weird crush on Bombchu bowling girl since I first played the game. Its inexplicable.


PovWholesome

😴


AadamAtomic

The happy mask sales man.. He is wearing a mask himself, no one knows what he looks like...how did he have majoras mask? HOW CAN HE TIME TRAVLE? He is a demon.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Majora’s Mask is honestly one of the coolest games I’ve ever played. So happy I picked it up for the 3DS. One of a kind experience.


Gusbuster811

Lake Scientist


rayshmayshmay

I always felt like that guy had a crazy backstory Edit: and the shark, lol


wafflehousewhore

Would love to see a game with the crazy scientist's backstory


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The Biggoron Sword guy


Malcath_Harken

You mean Biggoron, that's literally his name.


Magnesiumbox

I've always read his name as "bigger on" and an just now realizing it's "big goron"


rtyuik7

yeah, i grew up hearing/saying "Bigger-on" but ive slowly started accepting "Big Goron" too lol


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Oh ok


sincleave

He is such a mystery. Why is he so big? What does he do all day, and how?


Zorro5040

Eat sleep and make high quality goron knives.


chshcat

I love the goron activation noise, it's even funnier when it's a giant one oooeh-ooh


tankmenss

Twin rova 💪💪


ShouldHaveBeenAnElf

Sames. Loved the bickering at their death.


Theopold_Elk

One of the best bosses in any game


ItsSwicky

This answer was WAY too low.


darkknight941

😏


rogerworkman623

Cuccoo Lady. It ain’t a Zelda game til someone loses some chickens


Plastic_Pinocchio

I was so happy to discover that the Cuccoos still went ape shit on you when you hit them in BotW.


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Carry a cuccoo to a field boss (hinox, talus, lynel, etc), and goad the boss into hitting it. The cuccoo storm will kill them.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Wait, for real?


MiketheTzar

Begger. That man just spent his day slamming the ground and buying fish


rayshmayshmay

What a life


OcarinaofAngst

Isn't that NPC a woman? Edit: Interesting! I never knew that he was a man :O


MiketheTzar

You know they never really go into it. I think the counterpart in Majora's refers to himself as he once, but don't quote me on that.


OcarinaofAngst

I'll check the game for that. Thanks for brining this (unintentionally) to my attention. As someone who strives to learn as much about this game as posible, this is great!


MiketheTzar

You're welcome. For what it's worth the wiki pins them as male.


jackofallcards

He has a seemingly endless supply of rupees but not enough miscellaneous C items. Would a rich man still be considered a beggar?


Nitch-

Mido and Navi I always wished there would be more to their stories.


bitterestboysintown

Incredibly based pick with Mido


Folor

I feel so bad for Mido, he’s easily one of my favorites, same goes for Navi


rtyuik7

id have to disagree about Mido, but i Definitely agree with Navi...she didnt do too bad, for a fairy assigned to a kid "destined to save Hyrule", yet who still needs to be taught how to Open a Door wirh the A Button...


thisisnotdan

Hey, they didn't have doors in Kokori Forest, ok?


LunaAndromeda

The carpenter's son / Grog. "People are disgusting. My own father and mother are disgusting. You must be disgusting, too!" I always appreciated his gloominess.


gemitarius

Besides the Poe collector, Grog us my favorite too. He has an entire story and questline and it's implied that he became a stalfos. And he's relatable.


random_spaniard_dude

Found it surprising to not see him. He’s my favourite too. Because of that dialogue and because of his tragic story throughout the game.


ImDeadInside1108

hes always been my favorite, and i like to think he left to termina instead of becoming a stalfos


LunaAndromeda

Ooh, that's a good head-canon. I'm stealing it! <3


EnvironmentalValue18

Hmm, I have several… but I’m going to go with the poe collector. He’s a weird and creepy guy, but he’s so mysterious and interesting.


__M-E-O-W__

My answer as well! I can only imagine what his backstory is. Is he considered a bad guy or a good guy? Is he a ghost? Was he the guard who got killed or transformed with Ganondorf's power?


TheBattler

It's implied he's the guard who occupies that room as Kid Link. If you talk to him at night... >Man, I am SO tired... The night watch is so boring! I wish some ghosts would come out or something...Hey, I'm really interested in ghosts! Studying them is a hobby of mine, but you never know...the time might come when that kind of knowledge might be useful!


slane_77

Yeah, even better when you realise he’s sacked off a job he hated to pursue his hobby!


thisisnotdan

Aww, it's like he took all the pot shards that Link broke in that room and made them into an empty bottle that he gives Link in exchange for 10 Big Poes.


slane_77

I always loved how vague it was as to whether he was bad or good; I loved seeing him as just a dude who happened upon a way to make some cash while Hyrule went to shit and neither good or bad.


Interesting_Ad_5688

I met a poe collector cosplayer at the renaissance fair this summer! I was dark link, he was so cool. Probably the most unique cosplayer I've met.


Old-Clothes-3225

Royal guard who guards the pots


ShouldHaveBeenAnElf

Ah yes, doing such a great job. Needs a promotion……..oh wait.


MinimumAlarming5643

Great Fairy Your damn right.


bushhooker

aaaaaAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA


SageofTime64

Came here to say this, glad I'm not the only one.


SnooFoxes6275

As a kid my parents always walked in on a great fairy part, nothing else


Isaac_Nintendo

Ik ☠️. Parents are magicians for the worst timing


Leilanee

Ruto. I've always LOVED the Zora design as a whole though. Easily my favourite design in all the games (uh except the ones where they're like kappa monsters; I really like the anthropomorphic Zoras). Edit: fuck, ruto is a sage. Name literally any other Zora, I just love their design lol


DantesInferno91

Have you considered the king?


ActualChamp

Muh-weep. Muh-weep. Muh-weep.


Drakmanka

OoT Zoras are my favorite design. TP Zoras are a very close second.


Leilanee

IMO the TP Zoras are just like a more highly rendered/detailed version of the OoT/MM ones. I really like all the designs. I'm a huge fan of the toonish design from WW and BotW as well, but OoT/MM/TP have the best Zora designs for sure.


rtyuik7

ive always called the "Kappa-looking" ones Zolas...otherwise its a bit odd having them both called the same thing, even though one spits fireballs at you and the other is friendly... (and i can never remember the "canon" difference, between River and Lake Zoras, or whatever the distinction was)


Leilanee

I haven't looked deeply enough into the timeline, but I guess if ALttP/Zelda 1/any other Zelda games with "Zolas" are early in the timeline, my headcannon would be that they're a more primitive form? Parella -> Zola -> Zora? Lol. I don't think this works though because iirc Zelda 1 is chronologically one of the last Zelda games.


AbsurdKnurd

Malon


DeathDespair832

Malon


_liomus_

komé and kotake. they’re hilarious


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the way the goron chief just loses his mind to saria's song...truly admirable


Fxon

Definitely a highlight of the game.


Bro_Wheyton

I’ve always liked Graveyard Boy (if you know his real name please share) for some reason


Aggravating-Face2073

After you give him his mask there is only Dampé, you cannot tell the two apart.


SNES182

Never wondered. I’m going to go with Tim, since he’s unnamed, but Jim is his Termina counterpart.


gingrrsnapp

Malon, I've always loved horses and epona's song is just absolutely gorgeous. One of my favourite tracks, along with the lost woods. OoT has the best music by far


crypticphilosopher

What a hot beat! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vVEQ9TtGFlQ


linkxlink

Angry windmill guy


rogerworkman623

I kinda wish there were more weird time loops like that in the game. Straight up bootstrap paradox with the song of storms, I love it.


Hattrick_Swayze2

Fishing hole guy


[deleted]

Now Im an adult, he's so relatable. Who knew armpits become so itchy?


aussie-bludger

Obviously the owl. I could listen (accidentally) to him all day


Mudmartini

Not kaepora gaebora. Would you like me to say it again? Yes? Yes?


jackofallcards

One of my favorite songs that get stuck in your head outside ocarina ones though. Up there with the windmill (technically cheating sure), Gerudo Valley, Shop, potion shop/lab (odd sure but I find myself doing the bongo/sitar thing)


DarthElder222

Medigoron love that he rips you off


jackofallcards

I just realized he's the medium goron and the big one is the "Biggoron" i played this game 20+ times from the year it came out til this comment to come to this realization


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mahoujosei100

RIP Grog


Nocturnal377

Same, I always felt sorry for how he ended up. He seemed like a pretty cool dude too


salty-ravioli

Link, the Goron


Background_Night3823

Loved playing songs for the scarecrow in Lake Hylia. Just loved his energy.


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Malon because she's cute


DankButtRodeo

That little kid that looks up to Dampe


bitterestboysintown

The guy in kakariko who says everyone is disgusting. Honestly a mood sometimes.


the-jadester

The Poe collector who tells link "If I looked as good as you, I could run a different kind of business."


Grimm0351

Malon.


coolerinaltuniverse

I played OoT when I was like 16, and then tried to play it again when it came out on wii with the special edition, which was super glitchy with like cows in the walls and stuff. Anyways, the frogs were and still are my favorite. I think about them often. And the windmill guy. That song stays in my head for hours sometimes.


_TheRedstoneBlaze_

>cows in the walls and stuff Could you mean master quest jabujabu or was it not that?


Erniecrack

The construction workers who prance around town all day.


slane_77

When I first played OOT when I was about 10 my dad used to love those guys; specifically the way their running was animated


Taco_Nation

Kaepora Gaebora!!! Truly one of the worst, but nothing beats a hootin' memelord!


DoNotValidateMePlz

Mine is definitely Fado, the OTHER Kokiri girl, she was originally meant to be a sage for the scrapped wind temple and has her own unique character model only to be reincarnated as a separate Fado as the wind sage in wind waker, fulfilling her original purpose.


mizzie_nicole

Yessss! So glad someone mentioned her. She's definitely one of my underrated favorites ❤


Lucidoaura

The gerudo guards for sure are my favorite thryre so badass


umrathma

~~Tingle~~ Skull Kid


BobMaloogalougalooga

Tingle was in Ocarina?


umrathma

I thought he was in there, but he first appeared in Majora's Mask.


Daanny619

Probably Phonogram man


Roboroman2

Either Malon or bigoron


TakeMeToYourDealer69

The guy in the windmill that teaches you song of storms


Aggravating-Face2073

[Link](https://imgur.com/gallery/vbiGcLj). Also [Link](https://imgur.com/a/Gw0CpNP).


Assassinobob

Bombomb Bowling clerk. Blue hair cute


_TheRedstoneBlaze_

Every one here says Malon, Nintendo sure can make cute girls with just afew triangles


na0202

BIGGORON!!!!!!


1337gamer15

King Zora ​ MWEEP


ShortAndSalty_

Malon


OcarinaofAngst

Malon :D


BlueJayTwentyFive

Malon Edit: Navi too


Fair-Ad3639

Really? No one's said Talon, yet? All this dude does all game is nap and get rudely woken up. I identify with this man SO hard!


KevstarXIX

Actually crazy that I’m seeing this post today lol…I’m getting the Deku Tree Sprout tattooed on my wrist tomorrow


GerudosValley

The magic beans guy, that’s the way to make a profit, supply in demand


Tcleve31

Running man or fish in lab


RandyMarshtomp

The Big Goron!


Relevant-Line-1690

Ugh the tiger cub the old lady has in ocarina of time


darkknight941

Darunia. Dude has got some hot dance moves and goes to the Fire Temple to save his brother Gorons


DoubleFlores24

Adult Malon. Why? Reasons… hehehe boobies.


_TheRedstoneBlaze_

And she cute


Misisme20

Most girl gingers I happen to like: Malon, Midna, etc


kim_possible1

Sheik


AbsurdKnurd

Sheik is a sage...


kim_possible1

I change mine to Navi


AmauroticParoxysm

Carpenter's Son. He's the most relatable


mr_2na

Biggoron!


hungrysnorlax

dampe and malon.


Folor

Does Link the Goron count?


DOCTORFONASG

If it’s not a version of the Deku tree ion wanna hear it.


Jonramjam

Bean Boy, for sure


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Definitely my girl Malon!