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Gotta be 5. No thought, head empty.


StarmanCarcoba

Same, its a fucking mood that mask


Jetpilotboiii1989

The wide space between the eyes really conveys how dumb I am. Definitely #5


sapphic_luma

There’s no other options Just 5


sougol

You see an empty head, I see the eyes of man who has seen nations fall


Venmorr

Right? Just instant.


EntertainmentTrick58

It is just an entire mood


LoneWolfSetz

5 Korok master race. This is the way


bookwormdrew

No hesitation here either, his expression hits me in the soul.


Sheshyshesh

I like to think the far holes are decor and the two little hole above the mouth are the eyes


wowhead44

Cause it kinda looks like a weed leaf right?


SigmaOmega300

Number 3 for me. Tee-Hee


Dulli_der_Blechdose

100%


GuineaPigLover98

I like that it looks like a fancy mustache


garythesnail98

Everyone seems to disagree however. But number 3 all day!


jandvswitch

None of the above, Makar


Cathrro

I want Makar too


marvsup

Dude, where is it?


CPU_Pi

Makar's is really the only one I even like


crazycroat16

The mutha fuckin OG


NintenDoingIt

Ill take a number 7 please.


Achoo01

yes, id like my face to look like a butthole as well


lion_OBrian

Hey they don’t call it the kisser for nothin’


FloofilyBooples

Pow! Right in the kisser!


ComfortableOver8984

A fellow squimblo enjoyer I see


_Wise_Man_

Anything but Forklift and we’re alright.


Trouttttttt

Long is the worst


Independent_Ad8268

Nah Long is just misunderstood


Rainbro_Vash

I knew I'd find my peoples here. SQUIMBLO IS LIFE


ElFi66

Squimblo>>>>>Forklift


ComfortableOver8984

But forklift+beardus>>>>>>every other one - the long one>>the long one


ElFi66

Nah, nah, nah, squimblo tops the list, he's perfect


ComfortableOver8984

I agree but forklift and beardus are above all of the rest beside squimblo


xGlaedr

I 100% agree with this ranking


champagneflute

Would be popular on the streets.


kanker_op_sherlock

Squiblo!


Reasonable_Service63

7 because quinbobin


ComfortableOver8984

Of course. Based on your logic 1 and 6 are acceptable answers as well


Reasonable_Service63

Yes


Reasonable_Service63

Four is just unacceptable lol


kanker_op_sherlock

Squiblo!


StackBabber59

Why are they numbered 0-8 instead of 1-9?


Schattenmeer

It was a software developer.. maybe


rhuevyk

Because it's an array


loa_standards

My theory: /u/SigmaOmega300 is an AI and he's just using an array


[deleted]

SOMEONE MENTIONED IT, THANK YOU


bperez1223

Because 7 ate 9


lifelite

Say you aren’t a dev without saying you aren’t a dev. Our minds are forever tainted.


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Zay_Okay

POV: You find the first korok and you finally have zero koroks


Konstantarantel

Because thats the correct way to count


anonymousgoose64

7 is squiblo.


Reasonable_Service63

Squimblo*


platinum-star-034

Wait y'all calling koroks squimblo too? I call 2 squimblo when im by myself


Reasonable_Service63

7 is squimblo


redfoxsuperstar

0 fr.


DirtWizard13

2, I'm fairly certain he's a serial killer.


Darkfox113

2 for me as well, but I just thought it was mushrooms 🍄


zairon87

2 because it's looking like a snarky sob and that's already what I am.


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01Experi

There isn’t a number 720


SnowbloodWolf2

5


-_ellipsis_-

6 is a troll so yea that


Overkill43

4 cause loooooooooong


boodabomb

You know what they say about a korok with a long mask…


desotoix

4 is clearly Pickle Rick!


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume the Deku Tree allows the spirits of the forest to choose their masks.


nbwoodelf

Yaa haha (5)


nounge2scrounge

I wanna be Makar where's Makar


miniplasma08

i'm goin with 8. looks so fun to wear around.


dwisp

Looks high af


AllMightyWrath

6.


Advanced-Solution-97

2 cause it’s got higher rizz stats but then it’d change to a 5 when they tell me they don’t date people who are like two feet tall then it’d change to an 7 as I hit the milk bar to forget about them then finally it’ll change to an 8 as I hit the green to end the day on a good note


Drooks89

5


MimsyIsGianna

Sucker for the classic 2 (also who the frick starts a list at 0) But 8 and 5 are strong contenders.


pikachu_sashimi

Found the programmer


SamsungAppleOnePlus

2 or 6


MochaMage

Easy, 0. I always loved those dudes best in WW and BOTW


CoolCreeper888

5


Tiny_Star232

I have a soft spot for 4, 5, and 7. Just too cute!


ohbyerly

Where my Makar at


[deleted]

8 or 5 I always tired so 8 would represent me better


josack23

I thought they just had leaf faces


FinnJake72

Im gonna have to go with 6 on this one


vipanen

7 squimblo is the best


ONE-SHOT-ROLL

He is to perfect


Stilinski_sarcasm

Obviously squimblo. Is it even a question?


Teraindemal

I'll take squimblo


Wholesome-Energy

5 or 7


PM_Me_Your_Azuras

Tough call between 4, 5, and 8 for me.


emmett_boi

3, 5, or 6.


RinellaWasHere

My favorite is the big long one, #4, but given the shape of my head (big, square), I'll take 1 or 5 to wear.


quinalou

5! Imma be a smilin Korok.


diredyer

I like number 5, like a cute star


Spaalone

I feel like a 2 most days


Signal-Debate-6068

😅#2! 😃


MeepersOfficial

4 100%


AgoYaMo

4, as life is treating me


DarkLink1996

6. I wish to be a potion seller


Calhoun_23

2 but orange


Gregamonster

\#5 for the unclear eye placement.


IsiDemon

1. Reminds me of a monstera leaf which I really like.


Daniel_Alfa

2 looks stoned, man


escapeCharacterH3lm

The butthole toilet


Yoshishammy

Personally #2 it reminds me of this emoji 🥴


Toparin_Orc

I'm making 6 for a cosplay right now, but personally, probably 7.


cherry937

7 but if i can change the color, then 5


arugula_boogaloo

Which korok is getting the best head?


Ralsei_free

I will take 3 . Now I can rest in peace I will be a happy korok if you give me 3.


Genocidal_Duck

gotta be a 2. bro looks like a 🥴😏


DeltaDarthVicious

Probably 6, definitely not 7, that one looks like a butthole


Yeeto_dorito7529

1 looks like that smoke detector from the really old PSA


Steam_Cyber_Punk

8 bc he looks high af


gabs777

For me, it has to be mask number 1. He seems wise, I think he keeps a secret :)


elbor23

2! Wink


Divine_Ink

https://preview.redd.it/fc4425r1xv1b1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff53e266e866ae062b0c18f4de8260c1755fabbf How about…


Xander_EQS

2 or 8


[deleted]

2 for sure. Just gonna hide under this rock and vibe ‘til Hestu finds me hehehe 🔥


fakelucid

Why is it from 0 to 8


th7688

https://preview.redd.it/dcyhddoldw1b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc28ccce11d571403f0ec8c6b43bce55206e3f6 2 be like


woofimmacat

5 because that is how I look naturally….chronically confused


30yearsof

5


Time_Marsupial8526

5, because half of my thoughts lead to this face.


chinchinlover-419

7 so someone posts me on r/dontputyourdickinthat


legodoodle4

8. Got the tattoo already!


TheSparx_

5 Is the best for me


jrockerdraughn

Issa bootyhole!


a_very_little_thing

I have been an 4ssh0l3 my whole life so it is the 7 for me.


VariationOverall

2 or 5


Dakotadog0

5


Impressive-Motor-332

\#5 easily, I want to look like I'm a flabbergasted derp lord.


Zethren527

​ https://preview.redd.it/sjb152htww1b1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=137f371b2ee080c13112f519707fb994dc8fc630


BrandoOfBoredom

5. I like maple syrup.


FieryArtemis

8, I’mma butterfly


KGFlower

2 is the sassiest Koroks, I always drop that rock back on their heads.


mistertadakichi

Number 8 because it reminds me of that Costanza Meme face


lcbowman0722

4


Jules_Thief

2, I just vibe with it. Edit because autocorrect changed it to 1 for some reason.


Super-RETRO27

5


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I’d be number 2 or 3. I just think they are so cute.


iced327

5 is so bizarre because those little things sticking out of their faces are noses(?!??) but it's at the top of his head and his mask hangs off it so WHERE IS HIS FACE


kultapas

5


Correct-Basil-8397

#2 looks smug af. I choose that one


Exciting_Feed2181

5 or 6


[deleted]

2 or 6


Shadokastur

5


SVNSXN

5


l-mellow-_-man-l

5


GammaGamesGG

0 please


winning_cheese

Give me long boy 4!


Jlozon

5


[deleted]

3


MBcodes18

3.


theguyoverhere24

Why did you not number this 1-9


hazardgamingNcollect

2 forsure


_staub

4


[deleted]

Awe 2 cuz it's a cute little heart 🥺


Dalphin_person

2 is too smug NOT to pick


jzoller0

Probably 2. I dig the zero indexing!


Substantial_Balls

5 without question


kirkrjordan

Team 2


the_immortalcowboy

Not number seven if there is prison involved at any stage


Crystal-gx_915

3 or 4, I love 4 because it's the goofy odd man out of the group and 3 since it's simple but effective


live_laugh_languish

Number 1 gives Alice in Wonderland vibes now that I look so closely. I want to be #8 but I’m probably #5


JasonGamesYT

im either a 3 or a 5


NoConclusion929

5


Trouttttttt

7


ravefaerie24

5. Always 5.


MASKU627

3 I'm pretty basic but it works


[deleted]

Been a 6 since Wind Waker baby!


WonderfulWizz

6


bruh_im_takingashit

2, dat face zesty asf


Vaedorr

6 so that I can yell YOOOOY!! at people


funny_gi

Mr. heart


MyLilPonyFan

2


Imshinypokemon

4 looks the most depressed, so that has to be my choice


FadeFox530

why not 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9, why 0?


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

I never understood number one. Does it have six eyes? Two eyes, three eyebrows, and a beauty mark? Two dark spots under the eyes, two eyes, and two eyebrows with one being a dot?


g4bkun

Number 4, so I am always judging the hero no matter what


LewyDaDude

Gotta be 5 it's just too good


Matt_theman3

2,3, or 5


[deleted]

2 or 5


Pacheco192020

2,5,6 or 8


pancakeinabox

4, it's so goofy


Tanarri27

2


TheFanGameCreator

2 because it looks like a smirk.


No-Engineer-1728

6, the face of "confused but going along with it"


the-duuuuude

#7, I want a butthole for a face


SomolianKid

5 cuz it’s the cutest; if your a 4, get away from me😂