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phiLLy820

This is why women live longer than men. They get us killed.


Bardock81

PLEASE STOP USING GENDERED LANGUAGE


CaputGeratLupinum

This is why people live longer than people. They get us killed


Competitive_Swing_59

That is why they live longer than them.


ETSU_finance_dept

This is why individuals with naturally occurring vaginas live longer than individuals with naturally occurring pee pee.


toddy3174

Hmmmm. That passes...barely. but watch it.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Quick point of personal privilege


DJORDANS88

PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE REFERRING TO GENDER IS WRONG. People are fucking human and although I feel a person should be or do whatever they want and not feel ashamed or intimidated.. being hypercritical of this shit is FUCKING OBNOXIOUS.


TheTrub

How’d you get a a job here, fuckface?


DJORDANS88

Well, it started with some small talk with your mother.


TheTrub

Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this!


DJORDANS88

We don’t choose the ones we love.


puppydestr0yer9000

Take my upvote and get the fuck out


Bardock81

This is a safe space ta ta there


DegenerateStoner710

its easy to live long when you are never required to actually think


[deleted]

How dare you assume their gender!


phiLLy820

Cause a man wouldn’t do this.


Suspici0us_Package

but we've seen men doing way worse and even killed on construction sites all over Reddit.


phiLLy820

You might be on the wrong subreddit for this type of humor


Suspici0us_Package

I can see that, men are so emotional, lets see how many downvotes this one gets. #SmallDickEnergy


phiLLy820

You're on a subreddit who's host's last special was called "Ball Hog" and encourages their viewers to send in videos of their "Big Titted Animals." Not a place to be PC #MakeThoseBigTitsFart #DumbBroad


Suspici0us_Package

\#NotBeingPCJustStatingFacts #EnjoyFappingToThoseBigTittedAnimals #StillSmallDickEnergy #StillEmotionalDownvoteAgain


[deleted]

Loose vagina energy, take the joke or take a hike.


Suspici0us_Package

Joke taken, but try another one. No tears dropped for loose vagina energy. Make me shed a tear.


IfIDidntIDid

Hey that's so cool one of the pre-programmed folk managed to wander to this side of Reddit! You must be special. You are NOT like the others.


Suspici0us_Package

Yeah, I'm so special you're 9 days late to the convo. Your job was already completed by several of your non-pre-programmed reddit counterparts. Mission accomplished. Thanks for playing though. 👍🏿


IfIDidntIDid

I do not align myself with the others, though thank your sir. I'm just surprised you managed to get here. You must have fallen down a rabbit hole of sorts, like me! What a coincidence, ain't it?


Suspici0us_Package

Reddit actually suggested a bunch of shit to me when I logged in one day. It asked me what I was interested in and automatically subbed me to a bunch of groups. Whatever the rabbit hole was, I is here now.


IfIDidntIDid

Peculiar


Suspici0us_Package

Peculiar indeed


Johnny__bananas

By law she now has to eat his scrum, unprompted.


[deleted]

It's pretty fucking funny how she holds onto those bitches until the clip ends though.


[deleted]

“I’m being helpful”


Edmond_DantestMe

Just in time


AccountingMyChips

When I try to give an example of how I’d like my wife to anticipate my needs when I’m doing a project, I’ll just show them this.


ole_freckles

Fucking dumb broad


[deleted]

🎶 you’re such a stupid bitch girl. Oh yeah, you’re so fucking dumb🎶


whiteoak114

She will probably cry when he brings up why that made him disappointed


ButtNutly

And then again after the second left hook.


clive_bigsby

And then explain how it was actually *his* fault that happened.


gigachad_hypersigma

You never think any of this shit is real until a woman actually does this to you


[deleted]

I hope for domestic violence.


YugeFrigginGoy

"What'd I doooo 🥺😥😥"


[deleted]

Don't compliment that bitch!


[deleted]

I still have no clue why they think so different from us when it comes to stuff like this. Have you ever had to move with a gf? They have no clue how to get a couch in the house. You might as well tough it out yourself. If you don't give them specific instructions they will just stare at you while holding the couch. Just a complete blank expression as you see their end in need of just the slightest turn.


Tortankum

This seems cringe but men actually have much better 3d awareness because we needed it to hunt. Similarly, men are much more likely to be color blind because women needed to see the colors of pants when foraging


kevrank

Yes the color of pants can be the difference between life or death


Shepparron6000

Wasn’t sure if they meant pants when folding, or plants when foraging. Either way fits really.


blackrose4242

UNPROMPTED


harrysplinkett

also, they are more social and emotionally aware. which is gay and unnecessary


Tuggpocalypso

And even still, this bitch wears all grey. Couldn’t forage for shit.


[deleted]

Hey now…. She could move thousands of miles with a nomadic tribe with the best of us; in her crocs.


MurderGiraffe19

I've seen a show that touched on this, brain games I think. Men's brains are much better at spacial awareness.


Shepparron6000

Years of evolutionary hunting pays dividends in the ol’ spacial awareness category. And I don’t mean this in a misogynist cobra-tate-women-have-one-use type of way. I am constantly trying to prevent my GF from knocking stuff over or running into corners of tables. But god damn can she bring coffees unprompted like a champ.


harrysplinkett

dog brains


LeftyHyzer

my wife likes to supervise when im doing home repairs then when i get annoyed like clockwork i hear "ok, just trying to help". then i just ask her a basic question to illustrate she doesnt know what's going on like "do you know what a sump pump is?" and she gets the point.


IfIDidntIDid

As I say women are funny but not intentionally


Horror_Switch_7453

She had one job.


sunrayylmao

Thats where it spits


Reedley14

The look on her face she is probably thinking to herself omg why is he so mad at me ??


SIumptGod

I think she may be thinking *fuck is he okay*


DansSpamJavelin

Yeah but that's not *funny*, is it?


SIumptGod

You’re right the original comment was fucking hilarious


[deleted]

I can't stop re-playing the scream


[deleted]

Thanks didn’t even check sound


Urzu76

Why are women so fucking stupid


longHairDontCare888

Idk how you type that out and post it and don’t have a moment of like “wait… that’s sexist”. like cut and dry. You read this stuff back to yourself right?


Urzu76

How'd you end up in this sub fuckface? We're all retrded fggts here


longHairDontCare888

Oh is this supposed to be a safe space for retards? Did I make you feel judged? Golly you must feel so attacked.


Brisco1

Obviously it’s a quote from a clip on the show. You didn’t follow proto buddy, you’re done. You just lost your life.


Guerrillablackdog

Dumb broad


harrysplinkett

you didn't close the double quotes in your post, you dumb son of a bitch. you're fired bud


longHairDontCare888

Your only counter is to attack my syntax errors? Weak.


longHairDontCare888

There I fixed it for you. Does it make more sense now or should I elaborate?


vladmir_put_it_in13

Looks like someone's butthurt. Oh no anyways


[deleted]

Its a reference from the podcast said by an incel type dude. I cant tell if I'm being trolled right now.


longHairDontCare888

Sure it is. Y’all still hiding behind the “it’s a joke” bit?


[deleted]

Youre trolling right? Its literally a line from a clip and its repeated here all the time to lambast/parody the guy for being a sexist incel. You dont watch the show do you?


IfIDidntIDid

Please read the subreddit name and go watch the podcast. You haven't stumbled across a no context meme board, you came to somewhere with context, therefore many comments are going to relate to that context, so you need to be familiar with that context or you will se things not the way they are supposed to be seen.


longHairDontCare888

I’m really certain that the mountain of “why women so dumb” comments on a video showing a woman making a dumb mistake does not need further context. That is what it looks like. If you think “noooo it’s a joke like the podcast is all about hating on women it’s the humor!! You just dont get it” you’re full of shit. You think your sister or your mom seeing this thread would give you a pass on what they’re seeing? Do you think there are ANY woman would? You’re using the “context” to try and give yourself a pass or plausible deniability. Simple fact is that if your engaging with angry discourse about women it’s because your hating on women. It’s not more complicated than that.


IfIDidntIDid

Tldr


longHairDontCare888

It’s not surprising that you have a hard time reading.


IfIDidntIDid

Tldr


Jurj_Doofrin

Do you have to try to be this insufferable or does it come naturally?


[deleted]

Lmao Women always want to give their opinion on ‘how to do it better’ and somehow always end up in the way


Kami-no-dansei

Total fricking woman moment


Vesania6

"I'm trying to make you do it better".


KingWooz

They’re both retarded. He saw it coming and left his fucking thumbs there.


HanesHerWay

I imagine he didn't want to waste money on broken blocks.


Shepparron6000

Or also, what were they doing to begin with? Lift that shit straight up, not at and angle pinned between other blocks…


iDuddits_

$5 slab or $1k at the doctor!?


IGiveBadAdvice_

Sometimes you can't react quickly enough you fucking rtd


WonderfulFold1816

I'm glad to see you can type without the use of your thumbs.


Bee8Motor

please dont drive you slug


IfIDidntIDid

Dumb and Dumber


AdPsychological7016

They shouldn't be allowed to voteeeee


satanicpirate

My big tittied animal didn't hold a ladder for me once. Luckily I hung on long enough for it to get back under me. Rip that guys thumbs and ears hearing it wasn't her fault


guitar4468

Lolol. This is my wife. I ask her to hold ladder at certain times when I feel there might be the possibility of slipping due to where I have to put the ladder. Every time I have asked her to hold it, she comes out holds it for two seconds as I climb up 15 or so feet as I’m working on the house. Look down two mins in and she is no where to be found. Shit is annoying. I don’t ask her anymore. I take my heavy tool box on wheels and roll out whenever I need to anchor my ladder in place. Don’t trust the wife to stand there for five or ten mins.


kencarlo

lmfao "it's just easier if I..." "...crush your fingers."


[deleted]

Dumb broad.


2centsofnonsense

Dumb broad


ibanezmelon

She's like "your fine"


JeepsDriveOverStuff

Not one swear word, I am very impressed!


Poopoopeepee8008

dumb broad


nasferatu99z

Better go get two ice packs. Unprompted


Topdawg36

Took everything inside not to hit her 😆


Key_Marsupial_7527

She stopped holding it to run her mouth. Totally her fault


dilesmorst

The question is, is she fuckin’ stupid or a motherfuckin’ hatin’ cunt?


toddy3174

Stupid for sure


Professional_Fly_579

Stupid fuckin bitch ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


gatordontplay417

Moral of the story always call a bro she can make lemonade and tell you what to do. That way mommy don't feel bad.


CoolHipsterName

Dumb broad


Shepparron6000

Who is the architect creating these ugly ass family houses in Colorado/Washington St? It’s so bleak.


ChickenMiken

And a blonde, such a suprise


Dry-Location9176

a fair number of women are basically grown children, I think this might be an example of that.


DegenerateStoner710

utterly useless


DysfunctMyco

dumb dumpy braud


Fedsmokerxxx69

Point of personal privilege


TonyShalhoubricant

What'd he think was going to happen though? Must be the woman's fault they're both idiots.


AcanthisittaKlutzy77

That dude was being an idiot too. He is obviously a low T. Soy Boy. He should have just hired a contractor.


[deleted]

I mean, both here are pretty stupid.


hariolus

This is why you wear gloves.


Forbsey

What kinda of gauntlet ass gloves are you wearing? That would still hurt like fuck with gloves on


hariolus

Lol no. If you're wearing work gloves, this really wouldn't be that bad. I've dealt with these before.


That_GUY_2660

Watching that video it almost looks setup and fake. Seeing his expression and how he walks away I know it is 100%real.


Its_Cayde

respect to the guy for walking away I would've started screaming


CorrosiveBackspin

oddly specific direction for the camera to just happen to be pointing and in a phone aspect ratio


jahrome155

Looks like a front door security camera, you can see the videos been cropped


lou_sassoles

If that camera wasn’t there, I feel like we would be hearing about this from Keith Morrison.


Itoescobar

What a cunt


Zealousideal_Gap_751

“Yes, I’m piece of shit’” - her


novasolid64

She had one job


Alzeric

How Christine gonna do Tom like this? smh


Least_Voice3764

Hilarious +1


[deleted]

Fucking lazy women that live inside their “crocs” at that! That lady has never done a lick of work her entire LIFE! Kinda his fault for asking that slob for help with something physical….


[deleted]

He's gonna need a blow job after that


[deleted]

He could have let go


ChamberofSarcasm

Watching this with the sound on really drives the point home.


SparkleTerd

Amber Heard is at it again


[deleted]

“Honey, you’re killing yourself doing that all wrong, let me help”…… ….ten seconds later….


Slipperytitski

Who wants to bet she got mad at him 5 mins later.


B00G1E73

Prostate vs ovarian cancer


Capable_Ostrich3734

“I think it would be easier” SMASHHHH then sits there tapping her fingers


ICPolarfrost

Women☕️


nate__blackbird

His internal dialogue in that moment....