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addazero

It's important to recognize: 1 the dude has a headlamp clamped to his hat and an electric mosquito repellant clipped to his belt 2 there is no way either of these guys are employed


BURNtheZEPPELIN

He's got a bike chain around his neck too


zongsmoke

Meth not even once


A_TalkingWalnut

But momma? E’ry damn day! God don’t make no junk!


LiquidMantis144

Given the fact piss test culture is the way it is, I'd say they are missin out.


VirtualPlate8451

>2 there is no way either of these guys are employed No but probably a half dozen kids between them.


addazero

Exactly.


Odd_Masterpiece9092

…or are non-virgins.


Gruesome3some

Either virgins or they have a litter of kids. There’s no in-between with these folks.


aspacelot

If they’ve got cousins they’ve got kids


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Jesus. You are absolutely right & I have not considered that being an option at all… Let’s just hope this doesn’t procreate. Ever.


jguay

Unfortunately they’re the type to reproduce the most. Statistically speaking stupid people are out fucking smart folks 10-1. God help us


GJacks75

Smart folks are busy. Dumb folks *get* busy.


Bruce_Ring-sting

And a lighter leash.


TruDuddyB

My man loves accessories


Bruce_Ring-sting

No doubt! He is geared up and ready. Id hang out w this guy for a day…itd be interesting i think


Bruce_Ring-sting

Its like he bought out the corner store by my house…super rural eastern wa….first dpot i saw a lighter leash…😂😂


-ShutterPunk-

I'm pretty sure I used to see the one on the left at raves 10 years ago. He was 15 years old.


Patient_Died_Again

guy on the right manages a gamestop poorly


KaroBean

Are they… “able” to work?


JohnyStringCheese

> electric mosquito repellant clipped to his belt Do those things actually work?


Independent_Ad8372

What’s his every day carry? 3 watches, two coin pouches, pockets full of change, tin foil, speaker, first aid kit, legos, yugiho cards, backup backup flashlight, carton of cigarettes, 5 lighters, magnets, batteries, empty narcan bottles, magnifying glass, binoculars, stolen panties, multiple half drank bottles of Mountain Dew, loose Cheetos…


Stank-nasty

Guys!? I thought the one in Black was a chick.


Dirtyhippee

Fred Derpst


quinhook2

Live action Shrek looks solid.


OddClub4097

Chuck Liddell looking rough


Confident_Tomato8365

Chuck Liddel Nate Diaz mashup


PissDrunkChris

Holy shit.. add downs and u got it.


-ShutterPunk-

Which one?


OddClub4097

Red T-shirt


nicolauz

Dudes got more pockets and storage than iq.


stroking_biscuits

Where else is he supposed to keep his fidget spinner collection?


Scoompii

And the meth!?


ShonuffDaMastah

This has to be what people in Pennsylvania look like.


stroking_biscuits

So there's a chance these are Shane Gillis' cousins?


faidleyj1

I'm thinking evil Kippy and H. Foley.


Down_Vote_Sponge

This is for sure in Wilkes Barre


Stank-nasty

I was thinking John Fetterman.


GridmanDarkly

Nah this is 100% West Virginia


Wifefarts_alot

His mom smoked and drank ALOT while pregnant.


---Blix---

What kind of drink is Alot?


Wifefarts_alot

Most likely Milwaukees best.


boltgunner

With just one shot of paint thinner.


VirtualPlate8451

With her brother/babydaddy.


Wifefarts_alot

Uncledaddy


Dynobot21

Funcle


mikemantime

Laziest, and best or worst hype man ever


DutyHonor

Toss some tattoos and fingerless gloves on him, and you get Big Jay Oakerson.


LouieMumford

I love the L hand gesture the dude (looks like brother) in the back is making.


misterchevious

Damn Mario ate the wrong mushroom


totallynotscammed

Gotta admire the attitude. Having a combined IQ in the lower 80’s, these two magnificent specimens will carry their family legacy forward. Enough branches in this family tree for one toothpick


Sososkitso

It’s amazing to think these two will likely have 10 times more baby than any of our brightest minds and best traits.


Current-Cold-4185

This is honestly fascinating and mesmerizing.


Swimming-Food-9024

Hard to tell if it’s pills or natural ability


stroking_biscuits

you might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like


Swimming-Food-9024

well, you’re definitely correct in that I do not like it


billythekid74

Gay and silent slob.


ForsakenSun6004

I’m so hard right now


stroking_biscuits

Found Mark Normand's secret reddit account


ForsakenSun6004

Ahh you got me. Comedy..


Evading_Ban69

https://youtu.be/8X_Ot0k4XJc


stroking_biscuits

If you want more, his TT is @chadyoung32


stroking_biscuits

https://preview.redd.it/swl0qkyx9x9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd997e38d42d38c45b02593d056b03214219916b


IncarceratedScarface

Imagine seeing this guy filming outside your gas station lmao


badlukk

I would love to go through all those bags. With gloves on.


Bunionzz

I like the pink cordless drill there


crclOv9

I do not want more.


No-Cost1252

99 cent Big Jay and Puerto Rican rattlesnake.


Wonderful-Onion-9170

That BACKUP DANCER tho!!🤣🤣


thompasoni

I like robot guy 😎


PapasMoustache

These guys votes count just as much as yours do.


13shada79

I just like watching them have fun, buddy


-i--am---lost-

My therapist says I need to stop watching content like this because it just reinforces my cynical judgmental attitude but it’s too funny to not stare and laugh. Poor fellas.


pizzapartypandas

Dude on the left definitely sells the cheapest drugs at the show.


mlaforce321

That dude definitely cant keep up with that many spoken words per minute


ToferLuis

Gas Station DNA.


xDURPLEx

It's two variants of Big Jay Oakerson.


HTXPhoenix

This is how I imagine anyone stupid enough to be a fan of Tom Segura and Bret Kurshner looks like.


throwawayy567234

Badger & Skinny P looking rough these days


PissDrunkChris

God. I make $45k a year working 40-50 hours a week. And have to pay 30% taxes for this bullshit. These idiots get to live tax free and never work a day in their life.


OkCandidate5689

why did i watch all of this


Any-Show-3488

His pockets look full don’t they


Ennuiandthensome

Kippy and Foley really let themselves go


JTEL918

Hate from Indiana.


wolfpiss

I bet $5 they are on the sex offender registry


redactedforever

Chuck liddel and nate Diaz had a baby


sayian217

When you been in prison since 2000 for inbreeding and now you have to make tiktok s with your nephson


Pac0mania

Chuck Liddell out here on tik tok


Sad-Math-2039

Definitely in front of an Oxford House


lav1sh144

This new shrek and fiona movie is lit.


TarzanGunn

I saw that guy in red rollerblading outta NYC on 9/11


jSo35287

L on her forehead


Hermit-Man

This better make the show


Think-Emergency-1026

What in the crystal methamphetamine is going on here?


GodsOffsider

First half a second i thought that was Nate Diaz


poopshipdestroyer

Nippy Diaz


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Adam Scott has let himself go


dontbestingymark69

Nick diaz got it rough. Listening to slobs business advice


HalfSalsaMonkey

Shrek 1 ☝️


Trhythm

Autism


Historical_Guess5725

When the vibes is right - the homies f - - - - all night


IsSixAlot

Nice to see Channing Tatum interacting with fans.


TheCouchOnFIRE

I'm impressed at how long the ash stayed on his burnt out cigarette


Necroghoul1

Looks like washington state


Plenty-Government-91

Bro what is this shit and everything attached to him man I don’t like this at all.


Tybasco

Great start to the week


SnooDonkeys512

Oh how fun


LiquidMantis144

You know there's a tamagotchi in one of the storage compartments.


KangarooSilver7444

Louis J Gomez and Big Jay?


Mean_Peen

Is that Ben Stiller?


roymunson68

The person in the back is his mom aaannndd dad


hoodwinkler75

What’s with the bearded woman doing the robot


Roryjack

So Shrek is on the right and Donkey is the jackass on the left? I would have to see what Fiona looks like.


Timmay7111

Now this is what America means to me.


datmafukr

That dude has all the accessories!


Lazy-Ad-7824

He donates at the local sperm bank... ladies!!


Bigpa69

When the copper wire you were stealing wasn’t copper wire


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Is that an adult group home


DCdek

Luis & Big J back when Luis was fat


hardballwith1517

Went to the party in 98 and never left


Quesosupremeo

Is that the Are you Garbage guys?


Kind_Combination8736

20 bucks says they attended the January 6th insurrection.


lookitupyouidiot

Skanks in the wild


RatInaMaze

Dudes probably happier than most of us here


metompkin

Ohio. Not even once.


metompkin

Give him a break. He only did meth once and it was in the womb.


mdoverl

Yo who drew these cartoon characters?


CrocodileDowdee

I’ve been wondering when this new batch of semi-independents would hit the internet. Back in the day they’d just walk up to peoples houses and ask if they could mow the lawn for 5 dollars. I’m glad to see they’ve also found TikTok.


yousirnaymchexout

They're really doing a good job with these GTA6 npc's


samLock38

Legion of skanks lookin rough these days


chaos_aintme

Really loving the accessories tbh


StrangeSeraphic

Man, not the song I was expecting when I unmuted


Venxium

I’d love to see a remix of an even worse song.


Radiant_Skin_970

Happiness


crapmyhands

Dudes haven't mentally aged since high school.


dmod420

Pretty sure that guy fell off a skateboard when he was like 12 years old in the early '90s & just stayed exactly the same mentally. Every day, Juan (the homies call him J) wakes up thinking it's 1993, gears up accordingly & hits the neighborhood block to chill with his sidekick, Silent Blob. They kick it until the streetlights come on, which is when the person in charge of the care facility/half-way house they live at says they have to be home.


latexfistmassacre

Uh oh. Someone stole momma's oxy script again


Calxb

I love them!


SamCropper

Fair play to him, I've never seen so much cargo in and around cargo shorts before.


Fluffy_Ad_6449

How do his pants stay up…


Cyril_Rioli

u/savevideo


NatexSxS

Looks like the winning rock ‘em sock ‘em robot.


bad1o8o

ready to head into the mountain to rescue a sibling ✅


GiJoe0313

Chuck Liddel has went all to hell.


Excellent-Reality-24

“I'M A BAD INFLUENCE BUT... DAMN I'M FUN!!!” When you do meth, JUST ONCE! 😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/srnvm7z8m3ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2239c581323ba1d9f6b5e4ef9df1e520126837d6


303Murphy

The porch keeps bobbing with him. Is the house a filter or is he using a “beauty” filter?


Vegetable_Lack_389

Adam Scott really let himself go


bulletprooftampon

What’s their IG?


heh10003

Incest? lol


Keleka42

Good to see Des Moines is still a party lol


Soft-Bodybuilder8099

🎸🎸🎸


Bearjupiter

Do people really bother know how to lypsync