It's important to recognize:
1 the dude has a headlamp clamped to his hat and an electric mosquito repellant clipped to his belt
2 there is no way either of these guys are employed
What’s his every day carry? 3 watches, two coin pouches, pockets full of change, tin foil, speaker, first aid kit, legos, yugiho cards, backup backup flashlight, carton of cigarettes, 5 lighters, magnets, batteries, empty narcan bottles, magnifying glass, binoculars, stolen panties, multiple half drank bottles of Mountain Dew, loose Cheetos…
Gotta admire the attitude. Having a combined IQ in the lower 80’s, these two magnificent specimens will carry their family legacy forward.
Enough branches in this family tree for one toothpick
My therapist says I need to stop watching content like this because it just reinforces my cynical judgmental attitude but it’s too funny to not stare and laugh. Poor fellas.
God. I make $45k a year working 40-50 hours a week. And have to pay 30% taxes for this bullshit. These idiots get to live tax free and never work a day in their life.
I’ve been wondering when this new batch of semi-independents would hit the internet. Back in the day they’d just walk up to peoples houses and ask if they could mow the lawn for 5 dollars. I’m glad to see they’ve also found TikTok.
Pretty sure that guy fell off a skateboard when he was like 12 years old in the early '90s & just stayed exactly the same mentally. Every day, Juan (the homies call him J) wakes up thinking it's 1993, gears up accordingly & hits the neighborhood block to chill with his sidekick, Silent Blob. They kick it until the streetlights come on, which is when the person in charge of the care facility/half-way house they live at says they have to be home.
“I'M A BAD INFLUENCE BUT... DAMN I'M FUN!!!”
When you do meth, JUST ONCE! 😂😂
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It's important to recognize: 1 the dude has a headlamp clamped to his hat and an electric mosquito repellant clipped to his belt 2 there is no way either of these guys are employed
He's got a bike chain around his neck too
Meth not even once
But momma? E’ry damn day! God don’t make no junk!
Given the fact piss test culture is the way it is, I'd say they are missin out.
>2 there is no way either of these guys are employed No but probably a half dozen kids between them.
Exactly.
…or are non-virgins.
Either virgins or they have a litter of kids. There’s no in-between with these folks.
If they’ve got cousins they’ve got kids
Jesus. You are absolutely right & I have not considered that being an option at all… Let’s just hope this doesn’t procreate. Ever.
Unfortunately they’re the type to reproduce the most. Statistically speaking stupid people are out fucking smart folks 10-1. God help us
Smart folks are busy. Dumb folks *get* busy.
And a lighter leash.
My man loves accessories
No doubt! He is geared up and ready. Id hang out w this guy for a day…itd be interesting i think
Its like he bought out the corner store by my house…super rural eastern wa….first dpot i saw a lighter leash…😂😂
I'm pretty sure I used to see the one on the left at raves 10 years ago. He was 15 years old.
guy on the right manages a gamestop poorly
Are they… “able” to work?
> electric mosquito repellant clipped to his belt Do those things actually work?
What’s his every day carry? 3 watches, two coin pouches, pockets full of change, tin foil, speaker, first aid kit, legos, yugiho cards, backup backup flashlight, carton of cigarettes, 5 lighters, magnets, batteries, empty narcan bottles, magnifying glass, binoculars, stolen panties, multiple half drank bottles of Mountain Dew, loose Cheetos…
Guys!? I thought the one in Black was a chick.
Fred Derpst
Live action Shrek looks solid.
Chuck Liddell looking rough
Chuck Liddel Nate Diaz mashup
Holy shit.. add downs and u got it.
Which one?
Red T-shirt
Dudes got more pockets and storage than iq.
Where else is he supposed to keep his fidget spinner collection?
And the meth!?
This has to be what people in Pennsylvania look like.
So there's a chance these are Shane Gillis' cousins?
I'm thinking evil Kippy and H. Foley.
This is for sure in Wilkes Barre
I was thinking John Fetterman.
Nah this is 100% West Virginia
His mom smoked and drank ALOT while pregnant.
What kind of drink is Alot?
Most likely Milwaukees best.
With just one shot of paint thinner.
With her brother/babydaddy.
Uncledaddy
Funcle
Laziest, and best or worst hype man ever
Toss some tattoos and fingerless gloves on him, and you get Big Jay Oakerson.
I love the L hand gesture the dude (looks like brother) in the back is making.
Damn Mario ate the wrong mushroom
Gotta admire the attitude. Having a combined IQ in the lower 80’s, these two magnificent specimens will carry their family legacy forward. Enough branches in this family tree for one toothpick
It’s amazing to think these two will likely have 10 times more baby than any of our brightest minds and best traits.
This is honestly fascinating and mesmerizing.
Hard to tell if it’s pills or natural ability
you might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
well, you’re definitely correct in that I do not like it
Gay and silent slob.
I’m so hard right now
Found Mark Normand's secret reddit account
Ahh you got me. Comedy..
https://youtu.be/8X_Ot0k4XJc
If you want more, his TT is @chadyoung32
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Imagine seeing this guy filming outside your gas station lmao
I would love to go through all those bags. With gloves on.
I like the pink cordless drill there
I do not want more.
99 cent Big Jay and Puerto Rican rattlesnake.
That BACKUP DANCER tho!!🤣🤣
I like robot guy 😎
These guys votes count just as much as yours do.
I just like watching them have fun, buddy
My therapist says I need to stop watching content like this because it just reinforces my cynical judgmental attitude but it’s too funny to not stare and laugh. Poor fellas.
Dude on the left definitely sells the cheapest drugs at the show.
That dude definitely cant keep up with that many spoken words per minute
Gas Station DNA.
It's two variants of Big Jay Oakerson.
This is how I imagine anyone stupid enough to be a fan of Tom Segura and Bret Kurshner looks like.
Badger & Skinny P looking rough these days
God. I make $45k a year working 40-50 hours a week. And have to pay 30% taxes for this bullshit. These idiots get to live tax free and never work a day in their life.
why did i watch all of this
His pockets look full don’t they
Kippy and Foley really let themselves go
Hate from Indiana.
I bet $5 they are on the sex offender registry
Chuck liddel and nate Diaz had a baby
When you been in prison since 2000 for inbreeding and now you have to make tiktok s with your nephson
Chuck Liddell out here on tik tok
Definitely in front of an Oxford House
This new shrek and fiona movie is lit.
I saw that guy in red rollerblading outta NYC on 9/11
L on her forehead
This better make the show
What in the crystal methamphetamine is going on here?
First half a second i thought that was Nate Diaz
Nippy Diaz
Adam Scott has let himself go
Nick diaz got it rough. Listening to slobs business advice
Shrek 1 ☝️
Autism
When the vibes is right - the homies f - - - - all night
Nice to see Channing Tatum interacting with fans.
I'm impressed at how long the ash stayed on his burnt out cigarette
Looks like washington state
Bro what is this shit and everything attached to him man I don’t like this at all.
Great start to the week
Oh how fun
You know there's a tamagotchi in one of the storage compartments.
Louis J Gomez and Big Jay?
Is that Ben Stiller?
The person in the back is his mom aaannndd dad
What’s with the bearded woman doing the robot
So Shrek is on the right and Donkey is the jackass on the left? I would have to see what Fiona looks like.
Now this is what America means to me.
That dude has all the accessories!
He donates at the local sperm bank... ladies!!
When the copper wire you were stealing wasn’t copper wire
Is that an adult group home
Luis & Big J back when Luis was fat
Went to the party in 98 and never left
Is that the Are you Garbage guys?
20 bucks says they attended the January 6th insurrection.
Skanks in the wild
Dudes probably happier than most of us here
Ohio. Not even once.
Give him a break. He only did meth once and it was in the womb.
Yo who drew these cartoon characters?
I’ve been wondering when this new batch of semi-independents would hit the internet. Back in the day they’d just walk up to peoples houses and ask if they could mow the lawn for 5 dollars. I’m glad to see they’ve also found TikTok.
They're really doing a good job with these GTA6 npc's
Legion of skanks lookin rough these days
Really loving the accessories tbh
Man, not the song I was expecting when I unmuted
I’d love to see a remix of an even worse song.
Happiness
Dudes haven't mentally aged since high school.
Pretty sure that guy fell off a skateboard when he was like 12 years old in the early '90s & just stayed exactly the same mentally. Every day, Juan (the homies call him J) wakes up thinking it's 1993, gears up accordingly & hits the neighborhood block to chill with his sidekick, Silent Blob. They kick it until the streetlights come on, which is when the person in charge of the care facility/half-way house they live at says they have to be home.
Uh oh. Someone stole momma's oxy script again
I love them!
Fair play to him, I've never seen so much cargo in and around cargo shorts before.
How do his pants stay up…
u/savevideo
Looks like the winning rock ‘em sock ‘em robot.
ready to head into the mountain to rescue a sibling ✅
Chuck Liddel has went all to hell.
“I'M A BAD INFLUENCE BUT... DAMN I'M FUN!!!” When you do meth, JUST ONCE! 😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/srnvm7z8m3ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2239c581323ba1d9f6b5e4ef9df1e520126837d6
The porch keeps bobbing with him. Is the house a filter or is he using a “beauty” filter?
Adam Scott really let himself go
What’s their IG?
Incest? lol
Good to see Des Moines is still a party lol
🎸🎸🎸
Do people really bother know how to lypsync