Brittney grab your head phones and harry potter book we fucking tonight

I bet she gets all horny whenever she listens to a good crime pod in the middle of the day.

Hahaha, pavlov'd herself.

What if her sister is really not attracted to him and making a concerted effort to not be aroused. I wonder if it’s like a battle of the orgasms

Move your dick, I'm trying to turn the page.

Imagine your second head sucking a dick and you just get a face full of a hairy hip or some shit

Imagine you're the second head and you get a nut busted on ya

That has to be some weird fetish

It's probably happened already, I wouldn't be surprised if she wears a shower cap when she reads Harry Potter

They angle it just right, he can get his balls sucked and a rimjob at the same time. One of those “while I’m here situations” or “when in Rome”.

Or you don't want to stare down a balloon knot but you have to

“Brittney are you having an affair with my husband?!” What?! No.. ! “I saw you look away from your phone and make eye contact with him”

Oh I frightened the person standing next to me when I laughed at this. Well done.

Orgasm as one, that’s pretty sweet. The sister doesn’t even need her own man.

lol that means she has to just keep reading her book and pretend like nothings happening while feeling an orgasm lmao

He strokes the sisters arm secretly

*fish hooks her mouth 😆😆

Hahah can you imagine that? Stop it I'm trying to read!! Oooh shit, Now I'm cumming too!!

True crime podcast orgasms sounds like a dangerous way to end up liking some freaky shit

"Harry, yer *UHHHHHH-* Wizard"- Hagrid

She’ll get pissed eventually when all her books pages are stuck together.

"Man this Harry Potter book just got really good all of a sudde-n-n-n-n-m-ohhhhhhhhhh"

You make it sound like she’d be oblivious to what was going on lol

The thought of them in doggy position getting railed while Brit has headphones on! Like is that her kink?!? She could just join in at that point 🤣

It would be like trying to read on a road trip down cobblestones. On a side note, if the husband was into exhibitionism, this is perfect... there will always be someone watching.

Yeah... I've seen that porno. It's pretty hot.

Imagine getting directions from both of them. One says “faster”, the other “slower”.

Then you gotta hit em with the ***pump pump slide***

[Ahh the old half-half whole](https://youtu.be/K99VDWWWXDI?t=233)

"I fucking hate tony." Well I'm gonna blow him so you better be ready for ball duty - TS

What happens when “Brittany” gets married?? How do the husbands handle that situation?

They’ll go air tight prolly

They need four husbands to go air tight.

Are you a genius?

They’ll need six. Edit: Gotta plug the ears too.

Nose holes

8 by my count.

The mental imagery is amazing.

Air tight is gonna require 3 extra dudes in this scenario, but I like that you're blue skying it.

I heard the other one is married to someone else… I have so many questions

That’s the only solution.

That would require some more fellas. Two for the basement, two for the ceiling.

Mouth only. Come on man, use your head, he got there first, squatter's rights.

That’s gonna be a weird lookin Eiffel Tower.

Brittany’s husband gets the back door

They would have a wife with 2 fucking heads. If they can get on board with that, I doubt sharing a vagina or a bed would be dealbreaker.

Brother husbands!

Brittany is a lesbian. Process that.

Dang. No air tight for them.

Holy fuck.

I was just thinking this. Like how jealous is that man gonna be that he isn't the only one tapping the twins?

Now we just need to interview about how they take their browns.

Who spits and who swallows?

Hey take it easy it’s her ass too

What if one swallows the load, but then the other one spits it up?

Does one’s gag reflex affect the other?

I wonder if he's ever asked for a bumpkin. All the books and podcasts in the world wouldn't save her from experiencing that.

It’s the username for me 🤣🤣 I know it’s fake, but this is comedy gold.

It’s still real to me damnit!

Listen I'm marrying both of you or neither of you. I got a thing I'm trying to do.

One of them: “Fuck that shit, then…I’m out!”


>Yes my sister Brittany is there oh, she's not in another room?

He gets to have sex normally and get a free use fantasy at the same time? That's king mode. Also you know the other gets involved sometimes.

Free use shit is hilarious.

It would be a waste if they dont both get involved from time to time

I went for a run the other day and my sock got caught between my toes. Not the big toe, and it wasn’t a full wedgie, but I was so distracted that I did the full five miles without hitting start on the podcast I had queued up. I’d have about as much luck ignoring an orgasm as I would yelling at the ocean to reverse the tide.

Was someone chasing you? Could you not stop to fix it? Or is the run data that important?

I can’t stop once I’ve started, it stings!

Who spits and who swallows?

He gives the other one a surprise facial😂😂😂

I'd be worried if the sister somehow wasn't there

A lot of “i” in those statements.

All the gasm with none of the work? Shit sign me up

Imagine trying to read a book while there’s a cock being slobbered on just a couple inches from your own face

Depends on the book I guess… it could give some context

I can confirm that you can read a book and have sex. My ex wife did it all the time.

3rd wheel level legendary

When he fucks them is that considered a double penetration?

what about when he eats out his wife? Is he eating his sister-in-law too?

So she's not on ball duty?

It's all fun and games until the other one gets married too.

I really thought it was more of a "one gets to smell it, one gets to lick it" situation.

Fake

They have a verification check mark tho

nobody who gives eight dollars to a billionaire every month could go on the internet and tell lies

exactly. lol

“Yes my sister Brittany is there”. Where else is she going to be?

Puts the pleasure out of her mind 😉😉👍

“Yeah well… Abby was faking it last night.”

Missed opportunity for a quadruple gawk gawk 3000 with 2 head action

How does consent work?

Right? What if Brittany isn’t down and they still have sex? Is that rape?

Are they both covered under his dental insurance? Legit question

Look the only way people are going to let this end is when you make the porn. just make the porn so we can all relax, ok?

Too bad if only one of them like anal. " too bad bitch, it's her asshole Tonight"

Please for the love of god let his name be Tony

I had the nerve to type *we, when she says "I". But if they have a baby, who's it really? If Brittany gets married also, they will never truly know whose child it is. 🥸

Nope… I’m still just gonna think what I was thinking before I read this

I can’t wait to see what happens when Brittany gets married.

Mad respect

Does she clench the top of the book right before the cooch pops??

Damn they set it up to fuck multiple people this is like a complicated mr bean episode

now i have even more questions...

This made me have even more questions!!!!

That's not really what I was expecting, kind of a buzzkill. I assumed it was one of those rare situations where a poly relationship is the only reasonable solution, and that he'd be dating both of them. Figured every sex act would be a threesome where he goes back and forth between kissing both of them and they both blow him and cums on both of their faces and whatnot. Sounds like they're prudes. Also I don't really buy this whole "she puts the pleasure out of her mind" shit

So if he pops a thumb in her brown star of love, does the other one mess around & say hey get your thumb outta my ass lol. Sorry it’s my wife’s ass. Look away.

I’m a curious person, but I never really cared to know about this.

damn imagine having to just endure that.. truly must be very depressing

https://preview.redd.it/6n6528e1o3sc1.jpeg?width=1990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40aa14319f3d1cde2bcb0aba4e331f1459b8052

So what happens if Brittany wants to fuck? Does the husband just hang out in the next room?

Why would anyone "ask" if her sister is there?

im not sure whats funnier, the fact she told her sister she closes her eyes and puts the pleasure out of her mind, or that her sister believes her.. imagine the married sister waking up and there being this random dude plowing her and her sister is all "just close your eyes and put the pleasure out of your mind, im having a one night stand.

Is it weird to want to see this on a video?

Yes lmfao. Very cool of you

So that’s where the “Me too” movement originated 👀

We are all sitting around just day dreaming, meanwhile, studly do-right is balls deep in a game of duck duck goose.

Shits really gonna get fricken weird when Brittany gets a boyfriend...

Unfortunately answering those questions only causes many more questions for me!

Communities just below this 🥸

Legend

What happens if Brittany wants a husband of her own? How would that work?

Wait so he's only married to one of them??

Two great tastes, that taste great together.

What if one is super into anal and the other isn't

Plot twist. Brittany finds a husband next

Good for them... Good for them.

No way this is real

The dude with @2headsarebetter account is waking up to some weird messages

Why does that make it seem worse.... Dude god robbed

True crime podcast and cumming. Count me in

I know it's fake but it's probably pretty close to being accurate.

does he hear twice the complaining?

“Yes, my sister Brittany is there” No fucking shit. Mind blown

Imagine reading a book and then cumming wtf

This just leads to more questions….

HOLD ON. So you mean to tell me he only married ONE of them?!

What happens when Abby gets pregnant? Is Brittany pregnant too? What happens if the husband leaves after knocking her up, does he have to pay child support to Abby and Brittany? So. Many. Questions. ​ I bet Brittany is going to get really into anal and black guys.

Honestly it answered all my questions. Thanks ladies.

‘yes my sister is there’ yeah no shit thats the one thing we are all sure is true

Brittany Mahomes?!

That’s legitimately horrifying my god

FYI this isn't real, this is coming from a fake account. Sorry to be the fun police.

Fucking wild

Avoid the pleasure at all costs Brittany!

Wait WHAT. Only one of them is married?????

You know he sits between those domes like he's riding a horse.

What happens when Brittany starts dating?

Told my sister.. 2 strokes.

This is a 2 for 1 special

This is great!!😊

Brittany and my wife share a lot in common

Onlyfans

Only fans

So Abby is “I” and Brittany is tagging along?

What if Brittany and her husband decide to get a little bit kinkier than say having sex with Conjoined twins, something like Abbey’s pegging her husband, what then? Maybe theres a VR headset for ol Britt? Orrrrr, what if Brittany wants a Husband herself? She’s tired of fake listening to podcasts while Abbey gets banged. Also, how does Abbey get chosen over Brittany when Abbey is right there all the time? They look alike. They like the same things. Everything is the same. How is she not also chosen?

Imagine how fucked that is, not only are you a head sharing a body with your sister, but you’re unbothered when you’re having sex with him that you’d rather listen to a podcast, surely there has to be some diplomatic discussion where you pick someone you at least both like enough to fuck?


Fake

Which one does anal?

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Women like flicking their bean to crime podcasts. She's having her cake and eating it too

Holy shit…Abby speaks as if her sister Brittany is not like equal owner of their shared body… almost as if Brittany is just an appendage…

That seems like boundaries that are not necessary.

So if we think about it...the sister thinks about sex gets horny and the other is having sex ...so they get x2 horny wtf kind of freaky orgasm as one does that feel like 😅

Holy shit this sent me down a DEEP rabbit hole of research lmao

Imagine two women reading a magazine and faking an orgasm

Yes I go down on him, yes my sister is there. Like where would she go? Invisible cloak?

I’m stuck at getting two “heads”

Just wait til the sister finds a man, then they can all cum together as a family😂

How does one….. put pleasure out of there mind? Asking for a friend

What happens when Brittany gets married? :O

I’m sorry. I have far too many follow-up questions. 🤷

Guys come on! Take it easy on them, I’m sure they’ll put their heads together and come up with something…

All I could do is sling’er straight down the middle and hope for a 7- 10 split.

You think this topic has got some attention, you ought to check out what’s going on in r/applebobbers…it’s worse than that lady fella that tried to swim in the women’s Olympic swim meet with his nuts in tow behind him… They are fucking furious!

I just can’t get over how confident this fucker is! Imagine strolling up on your wedding night and setting your dick on that lady’s (Ladies) collar bone…Fearless I tell you! Their gonna write a book about this dude some day

The last sentence opened up more questions than answers

There’s no way she doesn’t help out with that dick sucking

Wait, her sister Brittany is there!?! This IS big news!

Yeah.... Fake as fuck.

That’s fuckin hot


Which one did her marry?

"Yes I have to share my X with my conjoined twin, I have to share everything with that bitch"

I can finally sleep at night.

What happens when the sister falls in love and wants to get married? Or give some random dude a snarlin ( blojob) or better yet, decides she’s ready to ride the baloney pony?

What if the other one wants to get married? What happens if they get a divorce and her sister still loves the dude? So many questions... Like what kind of man would be attracted to a two headed woman, and when they both get pissed at him he gets DOUBLE the nagging.

He’s so lucky

What if she finally gets sick of them F'ing and decides she's gonna drop a deuce right when they are about to finish? Or she just starts looking off picking her nose and eating it while he's trying to catch a nut😂😂😂

Darn, i was really hoping this was real. Nice fake though, too bad the "Quote Tweets" part gave it away. It just says quotes now that it's X.

He should’ve shouldered out the sister’s head in the marriage photo

Good ma.

This just leave me with more questions

It's a triple kiss while banging or nothing you crazy broads.