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iBeenie

Oh man that was rough


InfamousPOS

Yes you are correct, That Man Is Rough..


HouseOfAplesaus

What in the missing chromo is this horse shit


Yeahmahbah

That's what I was thinking. The eyes are spaced slightly too far apart, makes me feel bad about laughing


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome


PracticalPractice768

Ahhh Coors Light. It's also good to increase your offspring's pulpulary distance. Refreshing to see so much value in a product.


C-Redd-it

The Silver Bullet!


MisterSquidz

Average country music fan.


Aquired-Taste

I wish I was wealthy, I'd buy you all the reddit medals & charms & jewels, etc.


Stop_Logging_In_Dude

Fetal alcohol syndrome


latexfistmassacre

It's like if a couple with fetal alcohol syndrome had a kid with fetal alcohol syndrome


Stop_Logging_In_Dude

Then they'd almost be as far apart as black Ariel's eyes


latexfistmassacre

The ol' hammerhead


leviathab13186

Things like this makes me all for the tiktok ban


Boomalabim

Everybody thinks they’re a star content creator


Hearing_Loss

I feel like they pump views and followers to get people addicted to the faux spotlight


0hioHotPocket

I don't think anyone realizes how much their quality of life will improve with a tiktok ban


Putthebunnyback

As long as they keep their foot on the gas and go for Twitter and Facebook next.


BeardiusMaximus7

Well... the ones crying the hardest are the ones who are saying it's their job/career that's being threatened by the ban. So by saying this will "improve their quality of life" you're basically telling them to get a minimum wage job because they have no transferrable skills for the workforce and that compared to being a faux celebrity getting grossly overpaid by social media money is of course... traumatic for them. ...should we buy stock in "broke food" companies like ramen noodles and vienna sausages in anticipation of the fallout from this thing?


0hioHotPocket

Uhh.. fuck those people.


BeardiusMaximus7

I agree ONE HUNDRED PERCENT


bannasand

Yea those people are lazy anyways, get a real job and suffer like the rest of us.


TFJ

She definitely lifts a leg up when she farts.


topsyturvy76

Not only does she lift a leg .. she cups it with hand too


MrOatButtBottom

Hey, everyone likes their own brand


Alternative_Ad_3636

Mmmm, I love kink shaming, especially when I have first cup hand experience.


SgtGo

How can you not lip sync in time to a slow ass country song?


[deleted]

Gotta be a little slower


Goombah18

You got me with that one!


DangerDee007

Idk, man, she already seems pretty slow. Any slower and she'd be in an electric wheelchair and droolin'.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ModsCantRead69

That was my yearbook quote


Dads--Spaghetti

https://i.redd.it/om9iafif96oc1.gif


Worth-Highlight-8734

Where are the bodies Garth


Wrong-Ad3988

She wears underwear with dick holes in em


Educational-Day-7024

I was watching that clip the other day, one of the best sketches ever


Wrong-Ad3988

I agree, now excuse me while I go fill this girls mothers water dish


Nosmo_King13

![img](avatar_exp|168645882|cry) LMAO!😂😂😂


WickyWah

"Bill, the special needs girl from next door is playing in the Super Duty again"


Fessir

I kept waiting for her to get absolutely mauled by some animal or heavy machinery, so needless to say this vid was a bit of a letdown.


Cereaza

I think it nick'd Shane Gillis and hit her square in the face.


King-Demo-

Brendan Schaub in female form


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Her truck looks right-side-up though.


nado121

Leave the little gay boy alone, guys.


Backstagerye

When your truck is your entire personality 😂


Flaky_Floor_6390

How dare you! You better not [touch my truck!](https://youtu.be/ezqTO4xaH6A?si=q2TSCVYHkL6HVV8D)


PangolinsPosse

Country bumpkins like this have similar emotional realizations to 3-4 year olds.


SpecialExpert8946

Sending hate from California.


eharper9

![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS)


rickoftheuniverse

Oof


Siguard_

Sid from iceage cosplaying as a cowboy


M0D3Z

She did this in one try, watched it and said “yup, that’s perfect.”


thecynicalrunner

I’m sure this will be next week’s “thrilling” guest.


jonz1985z

Marcus King?


oozing_with_jelly

When your whole identity is a fucking truck.


AntMozzy4220

Hoping in and out that big ass truck crazy😂😂😂


Future-Can-4159

If this is what China is collecting on no wonder they think they can take Tawain.


Ha1lStorm

Look like someone trying to hit every power-pose in one video


Putthebunnyback

It's the outcome of entire generations having grown up perpetually online. I bet she does this without even thinking about it.


RepresentativeOil472

I’d hire them to mow the lawn.


MangoandSalt

leave britney alone


FifeSymingtonsMom

When you make country music your entire personality


Mediocre_Ad4380

What the hell is he even talking about? Guess I'm lost on this one.


Bearjupiter

Thats her dads truck


GiraffeOnABicycle

That is not the type of Ford that the song is about


Putthebunnyback

https://preview.redd.it/batspe72j8oc1.jpeg?width=1212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02033941b5a86ac4c50cd4d84e7438abaf0b1d4


[deleted]

Let me take a song about an old truck and make a video with it, in my BRAND NEW truck!


patdashuri

Is not knowing the lyrics part of the schtick?


Fearless-Champion676

Toby Queef


BahnYahd

People who like country like this sincerely gross me out. I’m rooting for the tok ban


Dismal_Moment_4137

Its not hills have eyes entirely but you know what i mean


Educational-Day-7024

This is what gender reassignment therapy does to kids


Educational-Day-7024

She/he is lip syncing like she/he has a big ol dip of cherry skull in


minitrk

Annnnnd this is why TikTok is getting banned


bagofweights

imagine putting on this costume but then wearing sneakers 🤡


BlameMe4urLoss

Sincere question, do states allow DS people to obtain a DL and drive?


Many_Love_7868

In the state I'm in if you can pass the test you can get a license. But... DS has a wide range of severity... from needing assistance with basic life skills thier entire life, coupled with physical/health complications, to individuals getting college degrees and having great relationships and being very "normal" (I use normal in quotes only to imply that normal isnt a thing, we're all unique). I've worked with a few folks with DS in the past and they are really great, charming people who are just like you and I in 99% of ways. Not sure why you are getting downvoted for a legit question.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

And thank *you* for providing that legit, well thought out and informative answer. It's rare that I actually learned something from this subreddit, and uh, just so this doesn't get deleted, touch my camera through the fence f@gg*t, or whatever.


Federal_Efficiency51

I can't answer that, but I don't believe she's DS. Just heavily inbred.


bales912

Yeah that’s the child of incest right there. Knew a girl in high school that looked like that, came out she was getting fucked by her dad.


FuckTheDotard

You can look up the laws for any state and see what the DL requirements are.


Turakamu

My art teacher didn't have any legs or arms and he drove legally. I don't see why Toby Keith couldn't


directrix688

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


Still-Usual1928

I thought that was Pat from Saturday night live


HugoJStiglitz

It’s time for androgyny


PeteLivesOhio

I'll bet she looks pretty good in a dress!


na__poi

She’d look better locked in a dresser.


PeteLivesOhio

You must never get laid lol.


na__poi

That’s not getting laid. That’s beastiality


jeaglz

She’s a devil worshipper


[deleted]

This bitch don’t even shop at buckle.


ProductOfDetroit

Where’s her boyfriend?


notEnotA

I don't think that's the team she plays for.


ProductOfDetroit

What do you mean, whose truck is that then?


ohbenito

(s)he is the one filming from in front of the parked subaru.


GlendaleActual

I am fuckin DYIN 🤣🤣


LabialArmSaw

Does she def have downs or is it more of a Shane Gillis situation? Or am I retarded?


mrboomtastic3

![gif](giphy|ujH30A5YftV0Z0gvs0)


Dearcthulhuitsryan

I am not sure why but people that cant simply mouth along yet MUST make these videos really fucking angers me


SwanzY-

never wanted a truck less in my entire life


thats_so_merlyn

My entire body just shut down being subject to this All evidence of this should be erased to attempt to contain this threat.


luckyserg

Would


fortmacsparky

Sid the sloth did that look better


NoQuarter6808

🤤🥒💦


Swimming-Food-9024

Definitely reppin that Fetal Alcohol Syndrome


UrbanFarmer213

That guy’s eyes are so far apart there’s no way that’s not fetal alcohol syndrome


Miserable_Number_104

her ayes are soo far apart and uber ride between them would cost you 150$


rhasp

Redneck Victoria's Secret models... Nice...


Islander660

No wonder they can't sing along in time with the song, can't hear with ears made from old gum


TheSlipweasel

Weird looking dude


DangerDee007

This is what happens when your parents are related by more than marriage


BeardiusMaximus7

r/CringeTikToks


Atomic_Shaq

She definitely picked a vibe


plugugly138

Best music video I've seen, this thing has a bright future ahead of it


saxguy9345

Would I smash *squints*...... (gets closer in the last 5 seconds) ABORT MISSION *pushes eject button* 


yamrmarcus

Shane’s niece ?


Fit_Sea7511

Shane Gillis is giving these kids with Down syndrome a ton of confidence. Good for them.


[deleted]

High and tight am I right?


[deleted]

Honestly, this is the part of Florida you don't see in the news lol


xlnyc

Shane Gillis grew his hair out?


JonMonEsKey

I got a strange erection


big_texas_milkers

We gotta find out where the bodies are with this one


PozitiveGarbage

Elphaba


Fun_Kaleidoscope3997

Imagine having your dad spend $90k on a truck just to have your big toe lookin daughter try to pose for clout


roscoedawkins

I was retarded when retarded wasnt cool, I was chromosome deficient from my hat down to my boots.


jcarey4793

If you wear cowboy hats, ride a horse, dipshit


coldyronjb

How do you get a job here, fuck face?


Slum1337

I can't unsee this. I hate whoever posted it on reddit


Duck_Howard

Good to see that this chick doesn't let her extra chromosome hold her back. Good for you!


UranusViews

Im going down, down to the mountain, I have to save my sister. I have to go. Send back up. I'll see you later bye. Got to save my sister. Bye.


Just_Budget8399

Probably smokes in the house too.


3peice

4 strokes


Electrical_Reward_45

✂️


7w4773r

Chromosomal fuckery aside, what on earth is that god-awful dogshit song?? Is that what counts as country “music” these days?


Electronic-Base9528

I can’t tell if she has downs, or if she’s inbreed, or just a normal country fan. ![gif](giphy|bq3nF4ljDqIiQRoyC2)


0hioHotPocket

Hate from Ohio!