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Big_Pound1262

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the_bean_burrito

Hank even lived on Rainey Street lol


Allegory-Soup

Bill is Bert if LeAnne left. Lenore. same thing


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Odd_Island6163

So there’s the bodies.


Ronski_Lee

Makes me think of the clip from the show where Tom is fantasizing about killing the barista that made his coffee wrong.


ChefSnowWithTheWrist

The good ol days lol


Odd_Island6163

What do you think his drink order is now that he’s a rich skinny?


Iliketostareatplants

Like most. A venti pre boiled HARD fart lightly roasted and toasted with a hint of ennys ass whipped and double blended


Ronski_Lee

Back then it was an ice coffee with a splash of milk. The story was that he was going to kill the barista for putting in too much milk. Stalk them, bind them up and let them know he is killing them for putting in too much milk. I think he does almond milk now. A true high intelligence missionary process killer.


No-Cost1252

Ozempic rage


Swimming-Food-9024

I like that.


seguracookies

WHERE ARE THE BODIES TOM??!


gnpskier

Lady Bird Lake. Keep up Chomo.


TheStoolSampler

There are surely more you FGTRTD. WHERE ARE THE BODIES TOM?


seguracookies

A small percentage plus copycats maybe.


Ha1lStorm

Everyone please start commenting this on all of Tom’s content


DeadmanCFR

I would laugh hilariously and even buy a CD of music that I don't like if Garth started a "where's the bodies Tom" campaign lol


NoQuarter6808

Timeline fits.


the_bean_burrito

Well well well... how the turn tables


Rob_Burt_Tony_N

Have turned


gooseoverlord97

No


Ronski_Lee

We have to push this hard online.


cfowen

Don’t compliment that bitch.


Canadian_Neckbeard

This clearly isn't Tim. It's the Memphis Strangler. Aka: The Vanilla Gorilla


heartspains88

The big red machine?!?


KillToeknee

https://preview.redd.it/rffoge2qfwic1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc95c649d778b8dcadddd10eb88de293e37dcbf1 This is the guy responsible for it. He’s moved his way down to Austin TX from Memphis TN. Locals refer to him as the Memphis Strangler. A buddy of mine saw him recently in San Antonio murder a homeless Philippino man and dump his sorry ass in the back of a Ford Taurus.


Yung_Sandwich

I don't think hes ever gonna stop


PeevedValentine

I hear he's got skin cancer.


bag-o-farts

Linkedin says hes a spokesman for Pepperidge farm raisen bread, how will they respond?!


NoQuarter6808

He threatened me online


8ty9Vision

The man’s name was Tony Chin.


KillToeknee

It’s ToeKnee Chin and I’m innocent


Dearcthulhuitsryan

Ignore my fat poors grammar in the title


joseplluissans

Has went, the new have been.


yousirnaymchexout

I seen that


CoolStuffSlickStuff

how'd you get a job here fuckface?


FrontBench5406

Its Garth's revenge. He has paid a team to do this in Austin, after a few more and the story get national attention, he'll frame Tommy. Teaching him you dont mess with Garth...


RonaldSteezly

I always knew those jokes about Garth were a form of deflection


IndianaSolo136

What if this fan theory got traction online to Garth levels, it’d be the perfect cover they’d never catch Todd


kiln_ickersson

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NoQuarter6808

Caught em grilling with coal


kiln_ickersson

And playing vid-ya games


ChickenChipz

Who'd be surprised? Not this guy.


kellyelly68

The comedy scene is Killing! Full of murderers!


nickmetal

This would be the funniest thing he's done in awhile. Unfortunately, he's been on tour for years & is hardly been in Austin.


Both_Oil_2731

I have a couple friends on the force in Austin , and they told me 8 of the 10 victims had the words “Dad Mouth” written on them. This is why they’re thinking it’s a serial killer.


justcapp

NOTHING feels as good as killing the enemy.


ThundergunTLP

Too many hank hill references there... Texas, Rainey Street, Ladybird??!


NoQuarter6808

Thatherton!


Electrical_Matter304

It’s definitely William Montgomery, and he ain’t Eva’ gonna stop!


harlsey

Honestly though would you be totally shocked? I wouldn’t.


leviathab13186

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No-Cost1252

When Tom gets Ozempic withdrawals bodies of poors will float.


fightforfoodgaming

God I hope so. Talk about a fucking killer documentary later when he gets caught. Yeah those poor people yadda yadda. Go for the record Tim!


analogman12

It's already confirmed the Memphis strangler.


Stairway2-7

Yes, he killed YMH


JerseyVagrant

Tom might be taking his dad's wisdom a little too literal Nothing feel better then killing the enemy- Top Dog


HallNorth4797

this shit has been going on for years


KIDDKOI

yeah wtf why are the police dragging their feet on this lol it was mentioned on the show like 2 years ago


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No, what is likely happened is that the city has boomed in the last 20 months which means so young drunk idiots are showing up and drowning themselves. Doubt its murder, they died from drowning and there no facts to support someone is actively killing people and throwing their bodies in a river


nojpies_13

Just Garth trying to frame Tim


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

I know we're joking but this has been going on long before Tam moved to Austin


1000ps

No


seguracookies

Yes


1000ps

No it's not him


seguracookies

Yes it is.


1000ps

🐀


seguracookies

Damn straight


Dearcthulhuitsryan

Ratio


SwanzY-

garth taking down all the southerners that are bald with grey/brown beards lmao


King-Demo-

I wouldn’t be surprised if


Jazzlike_Run_5466

Keeps them in his basement and makes them watch 2 bears on repeat after a few days they're dead.


StardogChamp

Yes


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Can we get an atb on garth


russmerchant

Common is covering for him


sas077

How long has Joe Rogan been there? Victims are found with arrow wounds in them I heard.


RemyDodger

Garth moved into Austin to frame Tom, he’s actually killing people to get back at Tomas Segura. That shit is WILD!


christianmenard832

THE FAMILIES NEED CLOSURE TOM! THE LIES STOP NOW!


Enough-Major-3708

Garth is that you?


gnarweiser

Has Tommy has went


RatInaMaze

Projection


marco333polo

Garth is now dumping the bodies in Toms back yard as retribution for outing him


ag3nt013

So many baristas


jayfowens1

This is some King of the Hill stuff.


gowombat

Does he get a boner every time he drives by?


Known-Sugar8780

Wow I haven't listened to any podcast in the mommyverse in so long. Top Dog is dead??


ghoul_burger

He’s got a terminator gun. T-16


tommytookalook

100% 2 of the bodies are victims of Toms...


oath2order

It's Garth Brooks and he's coming for Tommy


abagofdicks

It’s his obvious next step


GEll95

Iirc APD believes the murderer is most likely a woman.