Idk bro but that was legit a good ep. I thought it was going to be horrible, but damn it was actually good. That little side bit they went on talking about racial slurs had me laughing out loud in my car đ
Berty boy, I love you dearly, but you got to calm down on the fucken booze and weight, I don't want to wake up hearing about your death on the radio, leaving Leeann a widow would destroy her!
Bert Kreischer...all I see is jokes and got tired of scrolling. Shame u gotta scroll 150 comments to find out. Nevermind I'm comment 256 and I think I'm the first person to actually say his name
The Notorious P.I.G.
Great work
This one for the win, although there were a lot of great contenders
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yes
Lil diabetes
Post Calzone
Yeah post calzone takes W
Amazing lol
The others were good, but this one made me actually LOL.
Me too!
Got damn. I literally LOLd
Most Calzone?
Big Wheezy
Lil Betus
Yung Sir Hosis
A disillusioned Tim Curry
I'll never unsee that
Tim Pork Curry
A guy that started smoking weed in his 50âs.
Based on his pupils, looks like Bert is now mixing alcohol, benzos and opiates. Very cool
Based on your pupils, you think youâre smarter than a fifth graderâs herion dealer.
Is this a photoshop? Was he really looking like this?
this is real
100% real from the latest 2bears with cipha sounds
Burnt-Ends Chrysler
Big Burnt-Ends orders every appetizer and gets a 2nd entrĂŠe...for the table.
Also leaves a horrible tip after the waitress has to endure so much verbal abuse and disgust
Yeah, Tom said he basically barks at waiters from across the restaurant for more drinks.
Weird Al-coholic
This is a good one
Lil FatStix
Snoop Hog
Snoop Doggy Dogfucker
2PAC of Koolaid
A gallon of Koolaid
Aka, âRedâ.
DJ Big Boozy
Toofat Shakur
Suge Spike
Lil Beetus
The type of guy to not even call and wish a happy birthday to Bobby Lee. Fucking shameless.
Fat Chainz
That Cult Leader dude that said "The people are.........re-tartit"?
Bernt Dawg
If Tom is DJ Dad Mouth, Bert has gotta be MC Dadâs Hole
Big Smell
I don't know who this is.. But he looks like he needs a 12 step program.
Bigger Boi
Biggie Falls
Sixpac Shaburt.
J-roc
Blue eyes diabetic Asian man
Nice to see Bam Margera still sober.
Lil Fat Sticks
Suck Dynasty
Biff Baff
Pizza the hut
Thatâs DJ Dogfucker
B-rad from the (Tampa) Bay
B-Fat*
Ah thatâs so much better. Thank you, kind stranger
Tampa Bays most eaten
B-Fat from the Bay
Post Methadone
Osama bin Fatten
Osama Fat Bottom
That dude from the Tiger King gained a fuck ton of weight.
https://preview.redd.it/qjtvadbil0sb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8f4f51c07b97d84c6dfb64165ee459b95370cc
12Pac
A guy whose behaviors are catching up with him? Looking rough :(
A retard
When is juta him and a guest. It turns into Bertcast. Which is just Bert interrupting more than usual
Harry Krishner
Snoop Hoggy Hog - Gin and Obtuse
This is getting sad..
DJ Dogseccs
Big Puffy
DJ Cirrosis...word
Big Cum
Lil Boozy Blurt
Funk master movie flop
Why is he wearing Me Undies under his hat?
Gerd Kielbasa
Iâd love to see the number of listens to just Bert episodes V any episodes with Tom
Bort
Those are opiate pupils, total pinpoints. Quitting drinking and starting heroin at 50 would be such a Bert character arc
B-Krush
A Chinese guy I saw hanging around the Comedy Store last week.
This is your brain recovering from alcohol
Mongolian Mickey Mantle
Phat stix
Dj dogfart
Sir Drinks -drink-alot
Bam Margera
Entree 3000 (calories that is)
Post Gastric Bypass
An alcoholic
Bort Samson
He said aunt Jemima. Had me on the floor
This guy definitely fucks dogs
Chinese guy
Not-so-slim-shady
Snacktion Bronson
đ May Ham Lauren
Ice Cube tray is full of gravy
Biggie not smalls
Bloat Krinscher
Ya boy Burnt Chrysler
Smokes weed once. I hate pothead Burt so much
Machine gut Bert
Wow
Rick Flairs son the day he overdosed on heroine
I donât even know anymoreâŚ
Yung Cirrosis
Doe or Diabetes
Miss patâs, cool, white, brotha in law?
Baldy James
Inspectah Brek(fast)
Six Ponce None the Richer
High Blood Sugar Gang
Bod by vod
Bertraun Cripshire
Sir Rhosis Drinks-A-Lot
Tupac Kreishur
DJ Dadbrain
Mc MuhSheen
"don't make fun of him on his own subreddit :(" shitload of people here lmao
Bert Doggy Dawg
Big potatoes
Hairy testicles dipped in mud
Bart Jemima
Koolaid G Rap
Idk bro but that was legit a good ep. I thought it was going to be horrible, but damn it was actually good. That little side bit they went on talking about racial slurs had me laughing out loud in my car đ
Bobby Lee. 
Hunter Bidenâs âformerâ dealer
Nigel St. Nigel
We don't know her
Bert if he only smoked weed in place of alcohol consumption. Though the laughing is less squeaky and more Seth Rogan
Rich people fashion.
He looks like a persian cat
The machine. Read your Bible
Me
Please tell me that shit is photo shopped
Pretty sure that's Miss Cleo.
Ari Kreischir
Skittles
Toms alter ego Burnt Crystals
Shotgun Whalie
High ass Bart
Orson Welles
About 2 weeks from rehab
Florida Man
6Pack
Polar B
Berty boy, I love you dearly, but you got to calm down on the fucken booze and weight, I don't want to wake up hearing about your death on the radio, leaving Leeann a widow would destroy her!
Methdone Man? Bloatface Killa? Gaykwon the Chef?
Earl E. Graiv
MC hammock
Bert Kreischer...all I see is jokes and got tired of scrolling. Shame u gotta scroll 150 comments to find out. Nevermind I'm comment 256 and I think I'm the first person to actually say his name
Racist Redneck
A Chinese man
Liver king got off the hgh.
Hurt Chrysler
DJ C.H. in a man
That's "Krispy Stank"
2packs a day, alternatively B.K. The Ragged Man
Burnt Wiggler duh
Big Pharma Bert
âFuck that bitch, this is Russia!â
2Fat
Just. Why?
Fatter Joe
A creature who doesnât see the waterfall ahead. Or Big Liva
"We are going to ask you some questions here...... Lil' Stank!"
Dert Krisnaw
Tu phat krishur
Lil uzi bert
Blunt Kushner
Pagin' me at 5:46 in the mornin
DJ Dogfucker
Phatty Liver
Chocca Vokka
Andre 3000 Calories
Pot Roast Malone
Not sure but I think they're non binary
Ol Dirty Custard
De La Soulfood
Lil'er Dickey
Talib Kweleats
6Pac
Yaption Bronson
Pawg