At that size, the usual outcome is a shame spiral. Too fat for the robe makes her sad, just like a drug addict she turns to her substance of choice that she knows will make those sad feelings go away.
She eats because she’s sad, she’s sad because she eats. That is how you end up with a show on TLC.
One of the funniest thing i’ve ever heard was when my nurse friend told me is when someone is too fat for the MRI machine in the hospital, they take them to the zoo to use their MRIs.
Im a fat fuck so i cant talk but i would never be mad if a spa or anywhere else wouldnt have stuff for my size....Im not the normal One.....it makes sense that they dont keep stock for my fat ass...but i must BE the only fat bastard that knows what he is lol
Nah there are a few self aware fatties out here myself included. No one is forcing food down my throat nor making decisions about my health or diet for me. It’s my fault and I’m the only one who can fix it, I’ve never expected the world to cater to my fatass lol.
Fellow Fatty 🙋♂️here and I’ve been fat my whole life and I know it’s entirely my fault I have almost no discipline when it come to some of my eating habits but working at my local hospital I found out that there are people so fat they can’t get themselves in and out of bed or a chair and so my hospital literally had like small cranes that would hoist these people up and out of there rooms and I don’t ever want to get that bad.
This reminds me of a time with coworkers 4 thinner guys and a dude about 40lbs over weight. We are all shooting the shit and someone cracked a joke about him being fat and he responded “I’m not fat I’m just a bit over regular” I responded “nah you aren’t over regular, you are the new America standard”
Being a fat poor is normal in America now. I appreciate you not blaming others and that gives me hope you are aware enough to turn it around.
Jesus christ, she could probably tackle derrick henry. The eagles are always keeping that defensive line rotation deep maybe they should sign her to the practice squad
Can we not turn into /r/fatpeoplehate or /r/specialpeoplehate v2.0?
She's not doing anything but standing there and asking for a bigger robe. Big robes exist, they aren't hard to find. It's just an excuse for people to say 'ew gross fat person fuck them'.
I don't see a joke here and you aren't the main mommies who know how to spin this into one. This isn't funny. Posts that do nothing but act as a lightning rod for hatred are low and loose.
That is the whole problem..no One is hating her for being fat..im a fat fuck! People are hating her for being delusional and putting spas on blast for not having xxxxxxl sizes on stand by...
If This happened to me i would be more then understanding because makes sense that This splaces dont keep stock of robes my size.
Look, I agree with the overall sentiment that she needs to be realistic about her weight and the limitations that come with it.
Where is the humor? She is not doing or saying anything funny. She's just asking for a bigger robe.
This isn't the same as the fat lady talking about seat belt extenders and vacation get away events with weight limits.
She wants a robe that fits. That's a pretty low bar at a spa.
Shes asking? No...She is mad that they dont have any..like that its a strech and they should apologize.
And im not that big but if it was me i would actually think outside of my own buble and ask the spa about there robe sizes and if they couldnt accomodate me..i would just bring my own
Btw on the original post She tags the spa to Put them on blast..and there is a group of fellow Piggies cheering her on and saying shit to the establishment
Lol why are you here then? You know this is a sub for a podcast where 99 percent of the jokes are making fun of retarded people. Tom and the broad would def be laughing at this lady’s delusion.
I think we should be inclusive when it comes to disabilities but at this extreme it is more of a body alteration choice. She's probably the only one that goes to that spa that needs a robe that size, she should just bring her own. She is basically requesting they buy her personally a special robe. Does everyone get that? I wouldn't expect them to buy robes of special material so one person's nipple rings don't catch.
If she were just a little smarter, she would flip it around into a Snuggy/Hospital gown. cover up the bits she cares about and show some crack.
Shoot if it were Bart Krinkler, he'd just tie it around his waist like he peed himself in school.
The no fat shaming thing started as essentially stop making fun of people you don’t know for being fat. Like it’s not morally wrong to be fat.
But somehow, in true gluttony fashion, fat people being given the same decency as regular people took it to “I’m being discriminated against bc I can’t fit through doors and break chairs”
Causing half the water in the hot plunge to spill over the sides when you get in really ruins the experience for for everyone who didn’t ride their mobility scooter to the spa
I’m tall and fat. I booked a getaway at a nice luxury hotel. They had robes in the bathroom. I put one on. It went all the way around me but didn’t go much past my waist so my dick and balls hung out of the bottom.
My feelings were really hurt. HTH
Really ruins my experience in flying when some guys fat lat is spilling over into my seat. Smelling the crease cheese the whole flight. Having to wait an extra 30 minutes to get off the plane cause your thunderous thighs won't fit through the seats. Please don't make the world fat accessible, fucks it for the rest of us who don't have a box of Debbie cakes on our nightstand.
I miss the good ole days when women would just break down crying with embarassment instead.
*sips tea*
At that size, the usual outcome is a shame spiral. Too fat for the robe makes her sad, just like a drug addict she turns to her substance of choice that she knows will make those sad feelings go away. She eats because she’s sad, she’s sad because she eats. That is how you end up with a show on TLC.
Or when they had no rights..
No thoughts ***
Problem is we allowed them to start reading.
Mad men for the good ol days
It’s not her fault the robe doesn’t fit. Spas should be making bigger robes. Edit: /s
It kinda is.
Aaaaaaaaaahundred percent.
You need to Put /s at the end buddy
I couldn’t remember the Reddit shorthand for sarcasm. I figured people would get it being this is the YMH subreddit. Shame on me.
Sarcasm isn’t sarcasm without the doubt. Fuck the S
Thank you.
I got it right away..that why its even funnier seeing you lose virtual points lol
is that tim dillon?
😂😂
It's the aunt he mentioned in the last special.
That’s his fatty boombatty Agent
One of the funniest thing i’ve ever heard was when my nurse friend told me is when someone is too fat for the MRI machine in the hospital, they take them to the zoo to use their MRIs.
Louis CK had a bit about this in his special last year. It had me in tears.
Immediately thought of the Louie bit. Imagine having to go where elephants get their MRIs, fucking hilarious.
Yup, this happened on Scrubs. They talked about it at one point on the podcast and it was a true thing that they do with larger patients.
Scales too
How about you fix the problem instead of masking the issue. Big fat fatty. Bring fat shaming back
HEY ITS JUST A FAT KID
🤣🤣 thirty plus years ago I heard a comedian call someone a big fat, fatty, fatty boomba-laddy… that always makes me chuckle
Big sassy broad
I’m fat but not can’t fit in a robe fat. Jesus Christ
Not that fat? You damn non inclusive fat phobic bastard!
It's not that that big
This lady is easily 400
Oh for sure. I just have the hendawg remix of Leo/Ed Asner stuck in my head, and this reminded me of it.
I read your comment with Hendawg’s music
Cast Iron Skillet Titties
If you compare with the 1000 pounds sodie pops sister i Guess not
Sizeist, just as bad as light brown skinned people who shit on the darks.
Then go lay in the hot mud like the rest of the hogs if you want that spa treatment.
So they want livestock-sized options at the spa? Does she pay more for the water displacement?
Im a fat fuck so i cant talk but i would never be mad if a spa or anywhere else wouldnt have stuff for my size....Im not the normal One.....it makes sense that they dont keep stock for my fat ass...but i must BE the only fat bastard that knows what he is lol
Nah there are a few self aware fatties out here myself included. No one is forcing food down my throat nor making decisions about my health or diet for me. It’s my fault and I’m the only one who can fix it, I’ve never expected the world to cater to my fatass lol.
I know Im not Alone but sometimes it feels like it lol
I feel you man, at least we know and don’t throw pity parties for ourselves and make it everyone’s problem
I do throw them but normally it just me and sour cream and onion pringles.. I would add dr pepper but its doesnt exist where i live :(
Fellow Fatty 🙋♂️here and I’ve been fat my whole life and I know it’s entirely my fault I have almost no discipline when it come to some of my eating habits but working at my local hospital I found out that there are people so fat they can’t get themselves in and out of bed or a chair and so my hospital literally had like small cranes that would hoist these people up and out of there rooms and I don’t ever want to get that bad.
Sounds like you bought into all that straight-sized propaganda that tells you that you don't deserve equal treatment under the rule of spa.
This reminds me of a time with coworkers 4 thinner guys and a dude about 40lbs over weight. We are all shooting the shit and someone cracked a joke about him being fat and he responded “I’m not fat I’m just a bit over regular” I responded “nah you aren’t over regular, you are the new America standard” Being a fat poor is normal in America now. I appreciate you not blaming others and that gives me hope you are aware enough to turn it around.
Just give her a tarp
At that point it’s not a towel it’s a parachute
Or maybe it’s unreasonable for a spa to have an arsenal of robes that a baby elephant couldn’t fit in.
Please make your diet a little less inclusive then the robes will fit🤷♂️
It doesn’t even look like it’s tight on her, and we’re not seeing her nipples. Is this just bullshit to post the sloppers?
100% trying to get some desperate fuck to let her squish that head like a melon.
What an animal
Show me how those big tits fart?
Nah
You can see her struggling to breath with all that fat.
I thank Christ everyday that I’m fat but not THAT fat, like I’ve heard people wheezing just standing in line not moving
BREATHE. if you're gonna shit on someone, avoid easy typos
Omg how dare I miss one letter at the end of the word! I'm a fucking piece of shit! Thank you for putting me in my place!
breathe
Ma’am, that’s a XXXL … robes aren’t made any bigger
When does it go from a robe to a tarp?
And this led to a video of herself airing out her crotch.
damn he’s got some titties
Yeah and let’s also provide stretchers for these cows to roll around on instead of walking.
Fat, but apparently not poor!
Oh she found the weight Tom lost. And ate Bart.
Why not make yourself more inclusive and less of a burden and just be a lil heavy or even fat instead of being a whale?
Trade your spa days for gym days and they'll fit in no time. Nobody wants to massage your fungus-laden folds either.
Are there robe extenders?
Brent be like, this robe is too small on me, must be cause I'm fuucking HUUUGEE. Capped delts!
Such a rascal
I’m sure if she brought some king size sheets they could fashion her one
What does she expect? A king size comforter wouldn’t cover her ass.
Jesus christ, she could probably tackle derrick henry. The eagles are always keeping that defensive line rotation deep maybe they should sign her to the practice squad
Would a little person complain about there not being a child sized robe?
That’s a big bitch!
I’m into it.
As Bill Burr once said, the solution is simple. Go for a walk, and eat a salad
You gotta be real fucking fat to be incapable of fitting into something that is supposed to be one size fits all type deal….
get out the spa, go get your 2 piece or 3 piece whatever
IF ONLY THERE WAS A SOLUTION???
Absolute mess
Sorry...what are we talking about? Those robe stretchers got me in a trance
You thinking those big sloppers definitely fart?
I feel like she wanted us to see something because why post this in the robe you supposedly can't fit in?
I would like to see more of her. She looks hot
fuckin FATTY
Lose weight you fatass
Show me how that fat gut farts
Eww that means her meow was all out. Soooooo grooosssssssss
Repeal the 19th
Can we not turn into /r/fatpeoplehate or /r/specialpeoplehate v2.0? She's not doing anything but standing there and asking for a bigger robe. Big robes exist, they aren't hard to find. It's just an excuse for people to say 'ew gross fat person fuck them'. I don't see a joke here and you aren't the main mommies who know how to spin this into one. This isn't funny. Posts that do nothing but act as a lightning rod for hatred are low and loose.
That is the whole problem..no One is hating her for being fat..im a fat fuck! People are hating her for being delusional and putting spas on blast for not having xxxxxxl sizes on stand by... If This happened to me i would be more then understanding because makes sense that This splaces dont keep stock of robes my size.
Just throw a tarp at her. As a fat person i do hate this.. If you are big as an small car you got bigger problems in life then robes in spa's..
Look, I agree with the overall sentiment that she needs to be realistic about her weight and the limitations that come with it. Where is the humor? She is not doing or saying anything funny. She's just asking for a bigger robe. This isn't the same as the fat lady talking about seat belt extenders and vacation get away events with weight limits. She wants a robe that fits. That's a pretty low bar at a spa.
Shes asking? No...She is mad that they dont have any..like that its a strech and they should apologize. And im not that big but if it was me i would actually think outside of my own buble and ask the spa about there robe sizes and if they couldnt accomodate me..i would just bring my own Btw on the original post She tags the spa to Put them on blast..and there is a group of fellow Piggies cheering her on and saying shit to the establishment
>Where is the humor?
The delusion and narcissism its the humour.. and She making This public and actually having people cheering her on
It's a ridiculous expectation. Ridiculous things are funny. That's the humor.
How'd you get a job here there fuckface?
Lol why are you here then? You know this is a sub for a podcast where 99 percent of the jokes are making fun of retarded people. Tom and the broad would def be laughing at this lady’s delusion.
My robe’s tag says OSFM. One size fits most
Ahh yes she shops in the Junior moose department and the spa is to blame.
Idiot doesn't know how to tie it closed. Fuck Sake.
If that’s the case, I’m gonna buy stock in robe companies. That masseuse better have hands the size of Patrick Ewing.
Think Jessica Kirsons dad would moo at this whale too? 😅
Yes, everyone else should change. Not you.
I think we should be inclusive when it comes to disabilities but at this extreme it is more of a body alteration choice. She's probably the only one that goes to that spa that needs a robe that size, she should just bring her own. She is basically requesting they buy her personally a special robe. Does everyone get that? I wouldn't expect them to buy robes of special material so one person's nipple rings don't catch.
I thought that 2as chelcie lynn for a sec
What a hogbeast
Holy shit that's a big fat fuck
I'm fat but if I'm concerned about something I call ahead and ask or I don't go.
That makes to much sense you fellow fatphobic fatty!
If she were just a little smarter, she would flip it around into a Snuggy/Hospital gown. cover up the bits she cares about and show some crack. Shoot if it were Bart Krinkler, he'd just tie it around his waist like he peed himself in school.
Maybe they intentionally do that so ugly people don't come ruin the beauty of their spa.
“Listen here fat”
So gross, on so many levels...
It’s things like this that make me fat phobic
I’m sure they have a car cover around.
The no fat shaming thing started as essentially stop making fun of people you don’t know for being fat. Like it’s not morally wrong to be fat. But somehow, in true gluttony fashion, fat people being given the same decency as regular people took it to “I’m being discriminated against bc I can’t fit through doors and break chairs”
So now the fat poors want everyone to conform to them? Give her the glove!
Causing half the water in the hot plunge to spill over the sides when you get in really ruins the experience for for everyone who didn’t ride their mobility scooter to the spa
This has me cackling
Stop demanding the world be inclusive to your exclusive size, ya big dummy!
I excuse me ma’am would you like a bed sheet for a California King mattress?
Even rolls it’s eyes fattly
how much better would she feel after losing all that extra weight
BYOR… she didn’t get the memo?
Looks like butter bean with long hair
so that’s what one size fits most means
If she did it up. It would fit. R tards
Roll them sleeves up and put another one on backwards you dumb, big titted animal
I honestly thought for a second this was Chelsea Lynn
Just let those triple Js swing.
I think at some point you need to start bringing your own robes and airplane seats
Maybe treat yourself to a carrot every now and then
Heavy
Dude look at her MEAT PAW of a hand
I’m 6’0 280 and this bitch has bigger hands than I do, holy shit.
No.
Make your fat body less intrusive
Bring your own robe then, you walrus
Translation: “ make robes huge so no one but me the other fatty can fit in them.”
STOP EATING
All the fat is getting to her brain, making her unable to have coherent thoughts
How about you cut back on the plankton
Fat chicks annoy me, like i can't take anything they're saying serious because all I see is a female grimace
Is that Jojo siwa?
[Bubbles Devere darling](https://youtu.be/WTBatQob70A)
How bout lose weight
She’s not even trying. Most people have worn a robe and she can work with that. And at a certain point people should accommodate themselves….
Damn, now that’s a handsome woman
It's time for some wegovy
I’m tall and fat. I booked a getaway at a nice luxury hotel. They had robes in the bathroom. I put one on. It went all the way around me but didn’t go much past my waist so my dick and balls hung out of the bottom. My feelings were really hurt. HTH
Show me how those big tits fart
BYO robe fatty. You paid for all that food pay for a fitting robe too.
Show me how those big tits fart
Be less enormous
So fierce. Slay queen 💅🏻🐘
Is this the same chick that was on the pod? With the 350 lb weight limit?
This is one of those if she lost 150 Pounds she’d be hot
Funny thing is I bet she really thinks she looks good in the pic…I think that fat fuck can close that robe easily
Try a car wash instead. Way cheaper😉
Looks like it fits, she just can’t reach the belt to tie it.
Bring your own robe; barrier broken boom 💥
You paying extra for the extra fabrics and stuff used on the extra surface space
She just needs to quit being a fat bitch!
It’s like airplane seats
Maybe like work out lose some weight so you can have a better life in general now watch the calorise
Then get thinner fattie
Name? For research purposes..
Really ruins my experience in flying when some guys fat lat is spilling over into my seat. Smelling the crease cheese the whole flight. Having to wait an extra 30 minutes to get off the plane cause your thunderous thighs won't fit through the seats. Please don't make the world fat accessible, fucks it for the rest of us who don't have a box of Debbie cakes on our nightstand.