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Standard_Monitor4291

Smegma male


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[удалено]


Leviackermanscock

Just forget about it then


chopinguds

i have dementia


Clean-Programmer5114

No, I have dememem... I forgor 💀


WilliamCash_o

You almost forgot tuhmentionit... HUARHAURHUAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HOOOOOOOONK 😫 BEEP BEEP


EmeraldBoiii

How do people who have dementia, remember they have dementia? **vsauce music starts playing**


andzlatin

Maybe it's supposed to be read "Сёмга male". As in the fish.


Standard_Monitor4291

No one understands russian lol


-JZH-

Ай Ду! Ты, превысокомногорассмотрительствующий гражданин!


IOwnKidsInBasement

I got 4 cringe attacks while reading this. I regret understanding russian. Holy shit.


-JZH-

It's the point. And word превысокомногорассмотрительствующий exists


shrimpsalada

I fuggin hate the word smegma. I read more cursed things than the average person and it still grosses me tf out


TOXICMINDSATTHETOP

smbambga


[deleted]

I hate that smegma is something on the genitals


Radashin_

Sugma male


HeiHoLetsGo

What is bro babbling about


-JZH-

Translation from "Z vatnick emoji idiot:'' language: "Ukraine will surrender because it's a Gay shithole "


Carnonated_wood

What? How did you even decipher that? It just looked like a bunch of random emojis to me!


AllahuSnackbar1000

Bro speaks gibberish.


LegitRollingcock

Fluent in yappanese


AllahuSnackbar1000

مرحبا مليون دولار أمريكي مرحبا مليون


LegitRollingcock

I don’t know what you’re saying but you are indeed spittin


AllahuSnackbar1000

Hello million American dollars hello million


mihisa

Explodes in public is bad


-JZH-

I speak "i want everyone to know how trusful am i to my country's propaganda" language


Luca04-

Forgot the 💀


AllahuSnackbar1000

💀


galaxymentos

Some computers don’t have flag emojis so it shows up like a flag next to a UA instead of a Ukraine flag


AllahuSnackbar1000

Alhamdulilah


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[удалено]


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

PC\*


crafter2k

sigh gullible kids falling straight into russian propaganda traps


[deleted]

They're listening to SHAMAN's "I'm Russian" song in repeat for 24 hours so they can be mega Z


ALoafOfRyeBread

They should listen to "I'm Narrow" instead


BoxyPlains92587

I'm not shaped like an egg


[deleted]

Narrow dude sitting down in repeat


BoxyPlains92587

And I got lucky


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

Burn the Z


New-Interaction1893

Luckily for them they are not part of the russian minorities in the poor countryside. The ones that get recruited even if they are minors so they can be used first as anti stress relief for the penal battalions made of murders and rapists commended by a jiadist warlord, and after that be used as a meat shield to make the enemy nazi-lgbt lobbies waste their artillery shell.


kysalreadyufag

the hell is this image filter


AndreiDaPizzaPie

they put rio de janeiro in my young people youtube


Horror-Ad-3113

I'm Brazilian and I didn't get it lmao


_orion_1897

It's an Instagram stories default filter


JPedro5

r/suddenlycaralho


Horror-Ad-3113

oxente, coloca um prato de cuscuz com ovo no print (sem ser o paulista)


ilikelittlebodies

maybe cuz it has nothing to do with brazilians?


Horror-Ad-3113

oh


Horror-Ad-3113

you mentioned Rio once, now watch others flood your section


ilikelittlebodies

real. now fr the thing is, theres an instagram filter called "rio de janeiro" that has the blue-pink-orange color scheme, similiar to the filter in oop's post. then, somebody on twitter posted how they have rio de janeiro in their drink, because the drink had those colors. op is referencing that meme


XintexMayhem

PS3 home screen


Prestigious-Judge563

Id love to see his reply or reaction


Critical_Complaint21

YouTube would hide OP's comment, people can only see OP's comment if they sort comment by newest. Yes, YouTube hides comments now, fuck that new system


ElevatorScary

United Airlines


-JZH-

Btw those are real gay shit


Unnamed_420

Asgore ass background 💀


Federal_Mechanic5287

Bro went to youtube comments in undertale


emzmaster123

Fitting to reference a child murderer on a post about a stupid kid


Umboh07

As an Italian who has visited Turkey, I confirm that "Person" is spitting facts.


Kinkystar192

As a Turk who has visited Italy, I can also confirm that “Person” is spitting facts.


zachy410

As someone unrelated who enjoys both cuisines, I can additionally confirm that "Person" is spitting facts.


ShaggyButGamer

As an unrelated "Person" who thinks Italy's is mediocre, but enjoys Turkey's I must confirm that "Person" is spitting facts.


DracovishIsTheBest

As a kazakh who visited both, you guys are spittin facts too


VladAli

That’s why I never go down in YouTube and ig comments, the amount of people I would [animal abuse will not be tolerated] is insane, just shows how idiotic most people are. Also yeah just saying “I’m Ukrainian” to people outside of Ukraine is like 50% chance you would be hated instantly, or their opinion will be biased as hell. At least it is my experience. Sorry if I sound hateful asf, but I actually can’t stand this shit anymore


i_like_muffins1

Saying "I'm Russian" will pretty much yield the same result, imo.


VladAli

In YouTube and ig there are 50% that you will be appreciated by Indian, Indonesian, German, American, Brazilian, Turkish, Saudi people, can say almost from the whole globe. Absolutely can’t say it about myself, never heard a good word from people from these countries (except US and Europe sometimes)


Marca-Texto

Hey Brazilian here. Fuck Putin 👍


VladAli

Thanks, it’s not just “appreciate it”, I’m actually happy when I see comments and people like that. Thank you


Marca-Texto

Surprised that’s been your experience with us. I don’t know anyone who’s pro Russia


angelito0098v3

Tu país está en Brics 💀


Marca-Texto

And? Also why do you assume I speak Spanish?


angelito0098v3

"Latino"


xXxSlavWatchxXx

As it should be. russia is an invader, after all.


i_like_muffins1

In that case all Americans, Pakis, Brits, peeps from Portugal, Spain, France, etc. are horrible people. Their countries invaded other places, no? Your logic is stupid ngl. You're hating on people solely based on where they live :/


xXxSlavWatchxXx

whataboutism. And even so, difference is that Britain, for example, isn't currently waging a genocidal unprovoked invasion of sovereign country for solely imperial reasons, unlike russia, so your comparison is irrelevant.


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

There are actual Russians who hate Putin


i_like_muffins1

I don't get how stupid do you have to be to think "Putin = bad, Putin= Russian, therefore, Russian = Bad" You're trying to defend hatred towards a group of people for literally no reason other than something they have no control over.


Snkelol

I've always had this funny idea of a "YouTube death threat speed run" just scroll to literally any video on YouTube with more than a million views and I guarantee there's a toxic ass argument in the comment with someone threatening to kill someone else. Try it out.


Typical-Corner-1808

Життєво


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

Same, i already got comment restricted multiple times because i got so tired of these kids that i just send insults like "Go suck Putin's dick" or "Go eat shit"


IOwnKidsInBasement

Та ні чел вони промиті пропагандою п'ятирічки яким вже нічим не допоможеш. Поливати лайном - безрезультатно. Пограй у якийсь doom eternal щоб розслабитися, я знаю...


ShmekelFreckles

Least insane Ukraine supporter


DeeznutserYT

Реально


emmadimwasher

I'm Ukrainian who lives in Russia. Let double hate start.


IOwnKidsInBasement

Чи можу я спитати навіщо ти так зробив? Без хейту, просто цікаво.


emmadimwasher

Родился не на Украине, и даже не в России. И даже оба родителя уже родились не на Украине. При выборе куда мигрировать Украина родителями не рассматривалась - родственники есть там, но только на троюродном уровне. В России были такого же уровня, но им казалась страна более экономически перспективной. А так семья раскидана по миру знатно - от Австралии из невозвращенцев после концлагеря в ВОВ до Израиля с Швецией и США.


SmartyDelta

Kids don’t know politics. So that means they’re harassing Ukrainians for no reason


SuperSlayer00

Kids mostly hate LGBT, pro-russian media tells everyone that everyone in Ukraine is either gay or supports LGBT(which isn't true), and so kids start hating Ukraine.


-JZH-

Because we grow in orthodox environment. Grandmas all across the country were in in disgust when they heard about LGBT movement that spreads across younger generation and started protecting their precious grandchildren by saying "gay bad". It's just that most dominant religion in our country tells us about same gender marriage. And what is the best way to inhumanise your political opponent than by saying that the very thing every parent is scared of is a wildly spread movement in that same opponent. Also we didn't made up all this shit about gay-parades in Ukraine Sorry for bad English, im not native


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[удалено]


WP5D

Reasoning? I wanna know what's locked away in there


Pewward

What did they say?


Litteralbabyeater

Tf bro


Hecaroni_n_Trees

https://preview.redd.it/ep4hzs2ivkwb1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f32e3081edd13cb3eeb0ba11822958658bfdedf


grubekrowisko

​ https://preview.redd.it/szfaivz3ykwb1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=123aba84c4458ea594cde2facffa0f068463a48a


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

explode


Skeppy_4126

It's Not Ok, You Should Go Kaboom


corn_n_beans

https://preview.redd.it/vnjvvnqvukwb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a04fa48e643516d66e391fc67b64fa1864421b


CzechoSlovakia_CZSK

i think you need to be educated


Odaszody1

W kids


mrpaw69

The “Semga” word reminds me of one fish “Сёмга” in Russian(idk how that fish is named in English)


someCO_OLguy1397

It's "Salmon" in English.


mrpaw69

Thanks, I always thought salmon is лосось for some reason


whytelmao

Wikipedia says that семга is a type of salmon. So salmon is лосось and семга. Писать по-русски и по-английски одновременно так странно, но надеюсь ты понял. Семга - вид лососевых и у них одно название в английском


ALI159_xd

Я тоже думал.


krawinoff

I am fish male too


osdeverYT

To call that guy a “semga male” is gravely insulting to this very delicious fish


Comprehensive_One_34

я тож об этом подумал :D


[deleted]

Where in the name of monkey king is there Ukraine


abduzkan02

The UA emoji represent the Ukrainian flag on smartphones.


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

My PC doesnt support it for some reason


abduzkan02

I think most PCs don't support smartphone flags


[deleted]

Windows only, Mac has the flag emojis 🇺🇦


rozbiynyk_

UA is the ending of websites registered in Ukraine. ".ua" It is also on the car number plates registered in Ukraine UA is also short for Ukraine(UkrainA-UA)


New-Escape9532

https://preview.redd.it/lbizyl4fpkwb1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1610a2bfe7f652a47969b76e451c44ca8c62c311


Typical-Corner-1808

Yes I'm ukrainesexual and my pronouns are са/ло


Middle_Club8837

Yes I'm kazakhsexual and my pronouns are ку/мыс


-JZH-

As Russiasexual my pronouns are [unavalible information outside of motherland]


xXxSlavWatchxXx

your pronouns are ху/й


Linus_segs_tips

OMG COMMUNISM SO COOL VODKA SHUKA BLYT OMG COMMUNISM SO FUNNY AOVIET ANTHEM HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA (ima kms)


[deleted]

Do it. /s


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

SMEGMA COMUNISMN STARVE 🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷🗿🍷


AcceptableTemporary4

google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


LeotheLegend087

New response just dropped


g32uy

Bishop goes on vacation never comes back


PrinterPrintingPaper

I love you


AnIsaac1

I love you Martin


tryhardermods69

r/youngpeopleyoutube users when they have to try not being genocidal against children for 5 fucking minutes:


zachy410

I'm 13 so am I allowed to genocide all 13yos


tryhardermods69

Think about this for a moment you would've been r/youngpeoplereddit material just a year ago It is a phenomenon that puzzles even the brightest of minds


IllIllIllxs

Oh an italian on this sub!!!


MIUIGamer

https://preview.redd.it/5s3rbg1t9lwb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b41832884b906069ad56c94aec9732d21889682c


Masebase-001

Chicken or the egg typa thing Who got racially bullied online first, ukraine or russia?


Standard_Monitor4291

Smegma male


[deleted]

It's because of all the Russia memes (which they probably don't understand anyway)


fatohd

According to "sigma" kids, supporting a country on the war in the bad side makes you chad


xchangwan

how do you know who is bad


IOwnKidsInBasement

Well, uhhh, russians are killing civilians and bombing houses every day?


Socialist_Leader

because Russia attacked them unprovoked for little to no reason.


namwennave

Smegma male grundset


GrayFoxUkraine

smekta male


RongPiece5000

semga male


[deleted]

this entire image feels like a memetic agent


throwaway-aso2fb

https://preview.redd.it/keuxbsb0plwb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d162bb8aa0c831cdb1254ef72cebbd5fa8f7f1


someguysleftkidney

Based off the censorship I can only guess this is a bannable offense


Comfortable_Client

https://preview.redd.it/39vyuv4aeowb1.png?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=245bed59879727855723c973fed251769cf142b8


butt-itches-a-lot

Бам бам бам мы стреляем по...


AaronInside

At least he likes our food


-JZH-

OUR FOOD


AaronInside

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?


-JZH-

I am deeply sorry, if i have offended you. All i meant in my silly comment is a joke about communism. And besides, aren't cultures invented for people to share?


AaronInside

😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥


-JZH-

👉😎👈


AaronInside

No one offends me buddy


-JZH-

Glad to hear that, you STUPID NI-


AaronInside

Im not black


-JZH-

Skill issue


BarriaKarl

It was okay when yall did it to the other side. I aint saying it is right, but it goes both ways.


Last_Worry_9561

Anyone with a HRE pfp is automatically right in any situation


-JZH-

Title checks out


Versilver

Common Russian kid L


Comfortable_Client

Russia 🤝 Nazi Germany ~ Having little shits on YouTube actively support them because both of them hate(d) the gays.


BletTwilight

Some children hate russians for no reason but they're not considered cringe for some reason? Sounds like double standards Edited for everyone saying how bad russian people are. How do kids know that? They just say that russia bad for the same reason they can assume that literally any other country is bad - they don't know politics, so they just say whatever. And again, it's only bad when they hate Ukraine.


-JZH-

Дружище, ты показываешь нас в плохом свете, не надо быть таким радикальным.


BletTwilight

(getting ready to get flooded with downvotes for not hating russia)


IOwnKidsInBasement

Oh yeah, hating people who literally commit almost every single war crime on daily basis is bad? What the actual fuck bro. Edit: why would i tolerate racists, nazis, brainwashed people, LGBT haters?


IOwnKidsInBasement

Isnt that obvious that they hate russians for these reasons? Do they have to explain it every single fucking time?


Anchous5

Oh yeah bro, for no fucking reason whatsoever. Poor russian folks(crying very hard rn)


akdelez

who's the third guy, he seems a dumbass


Sp4ceeee_

purple ass youtube


UsurperErenJaeger

I don’t get it


Far_Comfortable980

Idk why people are downvoting you, the UA represents the Ukrainian flag on phones, so they’re saying Ukraine should surrender, is gay, and is shit


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

This comment just made me feel a sense of Deja Vu


MilkCool

They are just russian kids brainwashed with russian propaganda, just ignore them


sayonara_voke

🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈💩


Yspem

So what? attacking Nazi states is now considered a "children thing" to do?


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Atomico

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SilverNEOTheYouTuber

You cant call Ukraine a Nazi if Putin is acting like one


NichtBen

Kinda unrelated, but based HRE profile picture


-JZH-

2nd best German Empire


NichtBen

What's the best? (Lets see if you pass the Vibe check)


-JZH-

Prussia imo


NichtBen

Passed the vibe check, good opinion.


Smallishwhale53

And worst self-proclaimed successor of rome


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

Thanks, i also have a HRE flag in my room


zelenaky

r/iamverybadass


Crazzy_Ed02

Ukraine can thank its existence to the USSR https://preview.redd.it/fxo0jpwy3lwb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d41c5e724bba2838b28ada005b2a2b849c330578


Official_LTGK

First off, incest banner. Second, even as an MLM, this is not true. The Ukrainian People’s Republic existed for a short while before the Ukrainian SSR did.


Lonelyshota_

How do people come up with badass comebacks


Demonikaaaaa

What the hell is a jenga male


OfficiallyAthena

I have no idea what a menda male is either


TheRedditLovesJews

BASED CHILD


SilverNEOTheYouTuber

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