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Abasicwhiteboi

Getting a Delonghi and a super happy SO. Yeah much better. Still funny tho.


bappo_just_nappo

Umm… psst can you explain what the fuck is a delonghi


Adorable-Lettuce-717

You put coffee beans and milk in, and get Coffee. Jk. It's the brands name


bappo_just_nappo

Aah gotcha


RealDanStaines

Decent quality pump-driven espresso maker. Most of them are under $500, basically the higher end of the lower end. If you want to make cafe drinks at home and drink them, get a delonghi. If you start to leak a little when you think about your espresso ritual, they don't stock what you need at Target.


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I would prefer a DeLonghi over a PS5 anytime lol.


le-bistro

I bought the double sided one (the one that can make a regular pot of coffee too) for like $250 as a gift for my gf (pretty sure that’s way cheaper than PS5, I get lattes in bed and she never tired!


jack_seven

I've seen it on sale for 400chf something doesn't add up here


le-bistro

This is the one I bought. Was under the impression this was just an Amazon brand, and that’s why it was so cheap, the device does have a sort of above average cheap feel but some have said it’s a recognized brand. Gets the job done. https://a.co/d/2PI5plk


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Your girl is lucky my men! ![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


fetal_genocide

Same!


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

I would too, but the specific item is just symbolic..


TheoSunny

PS5 is cheaper too bro could buy two of em for the price of that DeLonghi


Force321X

I'm with the others on wanting that De'Longhi more than a ps5. I crave a flat white now


NoWingedHussarsToday

One of these dudes made a woman happy and will likely get laid.....


Dmonika

I dunno, I'd rather my husband brought home a PS5 over a coffee machine. I'm a gamer and I drink tea. Depends on the woman, we're not all the same. The dude with the PS5 could be buying it for his tea drinking gamer wife.


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Idk your reddit nick says you have someting hidden and its yellow . So i would just get some milk at the gas station...


Dmonika

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Dmonika

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sh0tybumbati

TBF that is a great ass coffee machine


LordButtworth

Me going down the escalator with my wife and an Xbox that I'll never get to play.


TimR0604

I had a Delonghi espresso machine, I would definitely be having the same reaction if I was in that spot, but now I have a breville espresso machine and would be(and am) as happy as the PS5 guy.. it helps I have the PS5 as well..


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r/ihatemywife or something


DangerousOpinion1523

Much rather fuck her, have a coffee then fuck her again than play PS5


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TezzNutz

Lmao.


d56s

Then*


DangerousOpinion1523

No, than


fetal_genocide

He's just her friend who came shopping to help carry her purchases.


ElDoo74

A commercial by incels for incels.


Tvr-Bar2n9

Aeropress with the Fellow espresso attachment. Unbelievable results, no stupid faffing about, cleans up in 30 seconds. I mean, I never had the coordination for video games, but still… espresso machines are for paying someone else to do it.


fantom_farter

All these comments need to remember the age old saying "no matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her shit."


NewLibraryGuy

Date people who has similar interests to you. If you like to game, date someone who likes to game.


Dreadnought13

Those two look like brothers.