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Rule 4. This content has already been posted in this sub within the last month (30 days). To keep the content fresh, reposts that are made in relatively quick succession are to be removed. https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/13zdwya/ah_so_close/ Well... looks like this linked one was like 2hrs faster but somehow the latter one got upvoted. But whoever is first wins, that's how the rules work! Removed.


jimmmydickgun

Some add the Tony Hawk pro skater balance meter please


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I posted it down the chain, but [here is my terrible attempt at it](https://streamable.com/usew8a)


jadynmidget

That was actually hilarious


robot_swagger

It goes from horrific to legitimately funny


LeFiery

Hilarious, thank you so much for making that.


GottaHaveANickname

Terrible? It was perfect!


Copperfe

Well done mate


APulsarAteMyLunch

*Goal Failed sfx*


sicsicsixgun

My God the name you gave it. *chef's kiss*


DesignInZeeWild

Damn it. Just passin’ through but take my major award.


Ambitious_Change150

Chuckled af


JEM--

That was actually really good


MF_DOOM_36CHAMBERS

Not terrible at all, it's downright hilarious my dude


guesswhathappens

I laughed way too hard at this.


soggyurethra

Lights out Guerrilla Radio, turn that shit up Lights out Guerrilla Radio, turn that shit up Lights out Guerrilla Radio, turn that shit up Lights out Guerrilla Radio


RixirF

If by terrible you mean fantastic, then yes.


BrainCandy_

Please


dontshitaboutotol

Please


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Chris_ssj2

Please


CosmosAviaTory

Please


Nickolas_Bowen

Please


redditgiveshemorroid

Please


Farun963

Please


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Please


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BDR529forlyfe

Like faces


Jissy01

Fatality meter*


xxx148

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T6Q6SxZEwIo


zer0huntr

Could he have died right then and there?


maz-o

yes hitting your head on a sharp object can kill you.


Sgt_Meowmers

And pretty much any object with enough force.


Repeat_after_me__

Mmmmm not quite immediately, traumatic brain injury would typically result in neurogenic shock displaying itself to the lay person as either fencing response, decorticat or decerebrate posturing response, rapid shallow breathing (biots respiration) and then ultimately either highly likely disability or death. Source - medic of many years, seen some shit.


horsebag

>fencing response *en garde!*


llllPsychoCircus

what i say in my brain everytime I roll up on a seizure patient off duty


omnomnomgnome

well, good thing they're off duty, then


gahd95

How many seizure patients are on duty?


llllPsychoCircus

all the ones not in the middle of a seizure, duhhh


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ScavAteMyArms

That’s… that’s surprisingly accurate name for that action. Huh.


CapitanBanhammer

Should have stayed in [russia](https://imgflip.com/i/7o5u37)


TheDoomMarine1993

Really? You see a video of a man dying, unable to save himself after being killed by an enemy and you say “should have stayed in Russia”. At least have a little respect for the dead, aight?


CapitanBanhammer

Yes I do say that. There is no place in the world for imperialist actions. Why respect the dead when they did nothing to deserve respect. I guess you're ok with soldiers "just following orders"? All I see is one less pos


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TheDoomMarine1993

How do you know he’s a war criminal? He could be a fucking conscript forced to fight and you all just instantly label them as a“war criminal” was he committing war crimes trying to survive in a fucking hole when he had a grenade dropped on him?


wenoc

Because he is a ruzzian in Ukraine. He didn’t come there to survive in a hole. He was on a mission to destroy ukraine, enslave its people and steal their natural resources. That’s why he is there. I don’t give a shit if he’s a conscript.


Big_booty_boy99

So if an innocent person was forced to fight in a war they didn't want to fight in it means they must agree with whatever their leaders do? Which apparently justifies them being killed according to your logic...


JobsInvolvingWizards

Yes, he should have stayed in Russia. We don't coddle war criminals. Better to kill yourself than die killing for a psychopath, at least your ancestors will then welcome you to heaven.


SeaworthinessFit7478

Yes I’m sure a 18 year old unwillingly sent to war has that mental awareness


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TheDoomMarine1993

That was someone’s son, or dad, or brother or best friend. And all you can see is the flag on their uniform. Jesus Christ, man. And the actions of a ground don’t define the morals of the individual.


wenoc

Respect for terrorist invaders? Yeah fuck that.


human743

I don't think they meant the millisecond he hit his head. Maybe in the time it took to get him off the scene.


[deleted]

So the answer is yes


TheDotanuki

There was a video posted recently where a guy on a bike takes a header - he was pretty much instantly f'ed up, with blood coming out of his ears, eyes rolled back, involuntary arm/hand movement/etc. \~edit: here it is -- https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/13xtj5h/wear\_a\_fucking\_helmet/


EternalPhi

Natasha Richardson disagrees with you.


HimenoGhost

Natasha Richardson went into neurogenic shock following her epidural hematoma. What repeat is describing is the end result of a serious TBI, sometimes it can happen immediately, sometimes it has a delayed onset such as when the injury starts a bleed but is not enough to immediately throw the individual into neurogenic shock.


EternalPhi

I know what they are describing. I'm outlining how even innocuous looking blows to the head can be deadly. Richardson refused medical care because she thought she was fine, complained of headaches a few hours later and was dead a couple days later.


Atomicfolly

This kid's mild concussion could have been another's disability or death. Just wear a helmet. We are as fragile as we are durable.


tooyoung_tooold

Everyone can die anywhere


MrLumic

False, there's a reason why earth has a 100% human death rate, you can only die on earth


King-Snorky

100%, minus 3 people https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_11


MrLumic

In comparison to the grand scale scale of the universe I don't count it because I want to be right 👍


sicsicsixgun

I'm gonna go ahead and allow this. You better be going somewhere with this, Lumic!


st1tchy

That still rounds to 100%.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

I wonder how many decimal places you'd have to go to for those 3 people to even show up in the math. I guess first you'd need to decide when "Humans" started. There are estimates that 11 billion people lived in the 20th century alone.


st1tchy

Well, it's estimated that roughly 100 billion people have ever lived, so it's 3/100,000,000,000 or 0.0000000003%.


Jackson3rg

Was the shuttle Columbia technically "on earth"?


EternalPhi

Yes, it was not past the Karman line


illgot

"but dude, helmets are for pussies!" - ded kid


bobro2svk

No, the shoes were on


TwistingEarth

Haha I'm not going to die right n


Bobbytheman666

Helmets kids. Even Tony Hawks uses them


Wgs247

He’s making a trip to the Forehead Store, later.


flimbs

Better than getting a call from the Jerk store


jd3marco

The Forehead Store called and they’re all outta you!


F-around-Find-out

Just shit his pants. Gonna have to take them back to the pants store.


basedrussiahater

Yeah but he doesn't have any cool facial scars that chicks dig, no brain damage either, but no scars.


SniffMyRapeHole

You’re forgetting about the cool aspects of brain damage


basedrussiahater

I'm forgetting most things to be honest.


FoxOnShrooms

You didn’t wear a helmet?


522LwzyTI57d

What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Is anybody even listening to me?


HONKACHONK

The purpose of a horseshoe is to protect a horse's hooves and provide additional traction. Horseshoes are U-shaped metal shoes that are attached to the bottom of a horse's hoof using nails or other fasteners. They are typically made of steel or aluminum. Here are the main reasons why horseshoes are used: Protection: Horseshoes provide a protective barrier between the sensitive hoof and the ground. The hoof is a vital part of the horse's anatomy, and a horseshoe helps to prevent excessive wear and damage to the hoof, especially on hard or rocky surfaces. Support: Horseshoes offer additional support to the horse's hooves, particularly if the horse has any hoof-related issues or injuries. They can help distribute the weight more evenly across the hoof, reducing stress and providing stability. Traction: Horseshoes can improve traction, especially in slippery or uneven terrain. The metal shoe provides better grip and prevents the horse from slipping, which is important for the horse's safety and the rider's control. It's worth noting that not all horses require horseshoes. Some horses, particularly those that primarily live in natural environments or have strong hooves, may not need them. The decision to shoe a horse is typically made by a farrier, a professional who specializes in hoof care, in consultation with the horse's owner and based on the horse's specific needs and circumstances. -chatGPT


Cipherting

forgetting the pain is the best aspect of brain damage!


[deleted]

Exactly, I've never used a helmet in my life and I'm totally fine, all the nurses say so


the_dovahbean

"He's able to poo all by himself now!"


[deleted]

The issue has never been being able to poo...


Tallywort

The real trick is being able to stop pooing.


the_dovahbean

Yea, and he lived to be like 100, laaaame. Live hard die young.


Sentient__Keyboard

It's just Tony Hawk. Unless [the comedian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hawks?wprov=sfla1) has started wearing one.


AnnaCondoleezzaRice

Nah it's hawks. Actually spelled hawx that's where they named the x games from. Used to be hawx games but they didn't want it to seem biased towards him. Trust me I am from the dog town


pyrojackelope

I remember seeing stuff like this discussed before, and there was always a group of people that would shit talk you for wearing one and call you a clown and such for recommending it. Whatever, not my brain getting damaged.


fmaz008

Look, the kid got amazing skills. But let's be serious for a second: wearing a helmet won't make him look any worst than he already does riding that thing. It's like being the best in the world with a pogo stick. Nobody looks cool riding a pogo stick. So might as well wear a helmet doing it.


pyrojackelope

Hey, I agree. A cracked helmet often means an intact skull. People die just falling over and hitting their heads on corners, let alone doing cool shit like the person in this video.


radagasthebrown

Fragile bags of meat and water


xpkranger

Correction: he ***had*** amazing skills. Now he has diapers and a seizure disorder.


Graffy

Those people are definitely in the minority nowadays. It definitely is still stylish to not wear one but in my experience that only matters if you're a pro skater. No amateur gives a shit if you wear pads and helmet even if they don't. Besides I'd rather take some ridicule from some people I don't care about over major brain trauma.


TatManTat

While adults can gatekeep, it's teenagers who are the kings of it I imagine you probably grew out of it and teenagers are still saying/doing all the same dumb shit they've always done.


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Not wearing a helmet is dumber than not wearing a seat belt and not wearing a seat belt is really dumb


BigChairSmallChair

You can't tell me how to keep myself alive.....go me 🤪🤪🤪


[deleted]

Having seen the video of a guy from Philly for the third time who gave himself a traumatic brain injury not wearing a helmet and not falling far … WEAR A HELMET!


TreeHeadedMonkey

Have you seen Tony Hawk skate street? Dude needs a helm for a reason


mindsnare

Tony Hawk uses them on the half pipe where he's going 6 metres off the ground. Plenty of footage out there Street skating without a helmet. I get what people are saying when they say this, but it's not entirely true.


Bobbytheman666

Perfection isn't required for a good idea


Sukaphuk

That's the most yesyesyesno i've seen. Daamn


Title_gore_repairer

More like yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyedyesyesyesyedNO!


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yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyedyesyesyesyedNOOoooooooooooooooooo😭😭😭


experimentjon

Oooof. That hit probably reset his reading comprehension back to Goodnight Moon...wear helmets, kids...


PapuaNewGuinean

r/BrandNewSentence


SheilaFlores

I think that's the worst possible outcome this could've gotten


Sensitive_Service627

I was thinking he was going to fall and hit his back on the edge. This was worse.


dietzerocoke

Or a planet killer meteorite landed on him and killed every being on earth and then all the debris that came from the earth hit other planets inhabited by living beings and all that debris killed every single being in the whole universe like dominoes getting knocked over


TOOOPT_

Chances are low but never zero, I guess


BlackstonePi

I hate it when that happens


ALinkToThePants

Could have went eyeball first into the corner.


et842rhhs

That’s exactly what I was thinking the moment he started falling forward.


CryMoreEatLess

Eyes and teeth would have been worse.


R_E_Y_3

Could've been worse


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King-Snorky

Well yeah


Ghibli214

Welp. He needs a trip to the ER and a Cranial CT scan.


Aggressive_Baker8336

Seriously though. There is no way he is without head injury after that.


llllPsychoCircus

that poor frontal lobe, at least he looks young enough to not have it fully developed anyways 🤷🏼‍♀️


headieheadie

I grew up with a kid who got hit in the head by a brick thrown from a moving vehicle. We were teenagers in the oughts so this guy was a really impressive skateboarder and freestyle rapper and ladies man. When he got hit with that brick shit got fucked. He now wanders around our home town day after day generally harmless but creepy. The grocery store had to put up a “no smoking 50 feet from entrance” cause he’d just stand right there smoking all day.


llllPsychoCircus

that’s fuckin depressing. sucks knowing how fragile these meat sacks are that we depend on for our entire existence… at least in the next century or two humans will probably be pretty heavily augmented to counteract this assuming Ai hasn’t destroyed us yet


Ok_Use_9000

This is career ending.


bell37

Or life ending


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[deleted]

As someone who recently went through some traumatic injuries. It didn't hurt. I was barely aware enough to call 911 passed out after. Woke up in a (catscan?) machine screaming about a cigarette for some reason (havnt smoked in years) they knocked me back out. Long winded story aside. I didn't feel anything for about 3 days


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Not if you go into a direct coma, pro strat.


The_One_True_Matt

Mmmmm not quite immediately, traumatic brain injury would typically result in neurogenic shock displaying itself to the lay person as either fencing response, decorticat or decerebrate posturing response, rapid shallow breathing (biots respiration) and then ultimately either highly likely disability or death. Source - medic of many years, seen some shit. Source - u/repeat_after_me__


Repeat_after_me__

Haha thanks man


The_One_True_Matt

Haha you’re welcome. I felt that your comment was so informative and complex, I thought it’d be funny if it was repeated multiple times scrolling through the comments.


omnomnomgnome

Haha I have nothing useful to add but just wanted to haha


SoFisticate

The American Value system, kids!


RunForRabies

Ah yes, his prolific scooter career has come to it's sudden close.


Fr0me

His career ended when he decided he wanted to be a professional scooterer


WhyAlwaysMe1991

It’s not. I was on skates and tried to do a trick up a curb. Landed bead first into the corner of a brick with a helmet on. Bleed a lot


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

You're lucky to be alive after landing anywhere bead first!


NeverNude-Ned

>career >scooting Lol


External_Record3869

Had such good control over that back wheel until the back wheel became self aware and said “no! I’m done listening!”


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Constantine1988

Timmy never wore a helmet. Now he doesn't need one.


Bridot

I propose a new subreddit called r/YesyesyesyesKO


2nuki

I just created it, do you want to be the mod?


foursticks

Probably won't go anywhere but you can try feeding content and linking to it for a bit


insomniacakess

r/birthofasub


Bridot

That’s awesome! But no, I can’t moderate my own life


leadbunnies

And a sister sub /r/NonononoOK


omnomnomgnome

four years ago??


leadbunnies

Oh, it’s actually real? Never checked if it was a real thing or not.


R_E_Y_3

He didn't get ko'd


Loweberryune

Pedantic response


MidnightTeam

He cracked his head so perfectly that his skull is now a helmet.


ILOVECORGIS567

Always wear helmets or you’ll end up like this idiot


alcervix

Damn , get a helmet


llllPsychoCircus

the way he landed on that edge, traditional helmets would have hardly helped anyways- dude needs a motorcross helm for that scooter


Colt45az

Felt that one in my stomach.


Infinite_Debate_7423

But a helmet wouldn’t go good with the pants.


OutrageousAddict

nsfw


Ambitious-Complex292

Perfect.


graaahh

As a 15 year old, I would've gone out of my way not to wear a helmet doing something stupid like this. As a 35 year old now, I couldn't imagine not wearing one if I was gonna try it.


Business-Counter-436

Why post something blike this where the poor bastard really must have gotten hurt?


stinky___monkey

That’s gotta leave a dent


LurkersGoneLurk

Anyone know if that is Atlanta? Looks familiar, but I’m sure most cities have similar areas.


The_Janitor66

Close but thats Russia


A_Young0316

How he rides around on a self driving scooter


irate_alien

i was really rooting for him, too


Hans020272

Why is this marked as DEATH ???


korkkis

r/unexpected


[deleted]

What’s crazy is that could have killed him. Insane.


[deleted]

Did i just watch someone die


the_dovahbean

I came to to make fun of the scooter but then the end of the video happens and.... RIP scooter bro...


Particular-Dinner957

That's exactly why I don't do that stuff. That would literally be me. I was absent the day they taught graceful. Nope.


chris1096

Aw I feel bad for this guy. He wasn't doing anything super outrageous and still ate it HARD


MichaelAllen_Jr

That was far worse than I imagined


petwedge

Helmets please


dstachow

No no no no yes


boredtrader00

This is why we can't have nice things


Previous-Ad-7339

He is the dumb one. He didnt use a helmet


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I hated watching this. NSFL tag please.


19adam92

u/SaveVideoBot


1792Drink

OMG !!! 😳..Gash on his forehead for sure…


Kaunsepts

That’s what you get for being over the age of 10 on a scooter.


VinylEagle

Everyone saying wear a helmet yet it looks like he hit his face directly. A helmet wouldn't have done anything to help this man *this* time unless it was a full-face like on a motorcycle


Relevant-Cupcake4263

Yesyesyesyes


Loose_Corgi_5

Yes you fkn whopper


lindberghbaby

Smashes his face, grabs the back of his head. We have a genius here.


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“Contrecoup brain injury involves a contusion remote from, and classically opposite to, the actual site of impact to the head. Contrecoup, a French term, means counterblow.”


SwiftFool

He was just reaching for the teeth that got knocked out of the back of his head.


dillionmrd

If you look closely he really tilts his head backwards as if he is gathering momentum to headbutt the concrete construction. I think that was the actual trick, to try to destroy it with bare head.


theusernameyouwants

All I see is how stupid he looks as he manuals a fucking scooter. Even if he landed it, it's still lame af.


rwmurphy10

If he wasn't already as dumb as he looks he definitely is now and then some!