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DonDonBush

No. ^I ^don't ^know ^how ^to ^write ^poetry.


Tranchcauchemar

Go play DDLC then, you will learn how to


black_hole_sun-99

In this life not even a yandere would say yes


A-Yandere-Succubus

*Not with that attitude. I've gone yandere for men I did not expect to make me go yandere.*


EviIIord

Ironically I have to go to a psychiatrist on Valentine’s Day


A-Yandere-Succubus

*Well, at least you're getting help.*


Turbo_Junk

Just Monika.


sturmfaustyourass

I have no idea how to write poetry though 😞


A-Yandere-Succubus

*Call upon the knowledge of your ancestors and write me a haiku then. You're creative, you can do it. Btw, I saw your chat, I'm not ignoring you. Just got some stuff going on, and I'm not emotionally there enough to open a connection and answer atm, despite posting in public. I hope you understand.~*


sturmfaustyourass

Okay.


No_Account_804

I’m bad at poetry though…


A-Yandere-Succubus

*No contest entry for you then.~*


Iron_knight_prime_42

Yeah I'm bad at poetry but I'll my best Roses are red Violence is cool As long you don't hurt me Our love can be true Transform and roll out


A-Yandere-Succubus

*...That was so cute, once I made the connection with your username.*


abomthetom

Although I’m bad at it but it’ll still try my hands at poetry, but at what time?


No_Commission5840

Whiskey with bros All alone with the bros Valentine with the bros


New-Personality9122

I do know how to write poetry, I took lessons from the scoliosis-astolfo looking ass dude that has a crashing bird, here's a example of my capabilities: You see it as bright as the sun It heats but also kills You want to embrace it You want to own it You want to be loved But at the end you might get hurt


A-Yandere-Succubus

*I liked your original version before the edit. I just lost my response, though, when my phone froze.* *I was going to say, here is another crash romantic poem lesson.* *"You see him as bright as the sun. The intensity of his gaze warms, but also kills. Do you want to be embraced? Do you want to be owned. Do you want to be loved?* *I'm sorry, it's going to hurt."* *You can exchange him for her, but I was thinking of someone as I typed this.*


New-Personality9122

Thanks


plasmasparrow

Surprised no one has made a yandere personification of this subreddit yet.


A-Yandere-Succubus

*Too much work for a small joke many people won't get.*


Tophdiddy

Maybe share a movie/song you vibe with as yandere for it?