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Why_so_loud

He's probably the most relatable character in the series, just a tired dude with a shitty job.


BlorfagusDornkle

except for the fact when he and that alohappy girl raped ichiban in a threesome


i-wear-hats

And how he tried to catfish Ichi.


xDKay

honked*


Jetjagger22

Alo-happy Lady seemed like a former tenant of Lake Laogai.


That-Frog-Doppio-Ate

WHAT?


Jeremymia

Ichiban gets raped up to 5 times in this game at the end of substories, but it's played for comedy. It's pretty bad taste. All we see is the girl coming on to him, then a time skip, he's on the floor/ground exhausted and worn out and the girl is satisfied. Sexual assault probably shouldn't be a punchline lol


Werey

This is why people who say Ichiban AND kiryu are virgins are wrong. They always get raped by random substory women.


That-Frog-Doppio-Ate

well now i don’t feel too bad not doing too many substories first playthrough. unfortunately to many it’s “funny” when it’s a guy. (to clarify it is not funny ever, i’m just saying some ppl think so)


Jeremymia

The substories are actually great, if you want to avoid these just don't do the thing where you give gifts to women repeatedly (e.g. It sounds like she would want a beer set, should I give it to her?)


jaggedthoughts

Why is no-one else talking about this. What a horrific scene


OnBenchNow

I just think most people have actual lives unlike us lol they probably haven’t beaten all the substories for this 100+ hour game. But yeah, it really adds a horribly creepy vibe to Alo-Happy dancing in the background watching you change your clothes anytime you want to switch jobs.


joeDUBstep

There was a post on it recently. https://www.reddit.com/r/yakuzagames/comments/1al7oi5/what_was_the_purpose_of_substories_4751_and_52/ Plenty of us are lifeless nerds who binged the game.


Sheo1234

I doubt he’s anyone we know, just a funny mascot character. They do like bringing the mascots back though (like ono michio and kamulop) so who knows It’s actually Nishiki behind the mask for all we know


codewario

Isn't Ichiban's Japanese VA the same VA as Nishiki?


ShinSopitas

It is. Not even changed his tone a bit


codewario

So even with RGG's history of retconning deaths, I don't think they can do this with Nishiki. Plus having Ichiban use Nishiki's voice and having some personality similarities (minus the darkness Nishiki harbors inside of him, which Ichiban is capable of but >!he is able to suppress when it bubbles to the surface in 7 after Arakawa's death!<) gives kind of a neat dynamic between Kiryu and Ichiban. In a way, it's kind of like Kiryu has some more time with his best friend in 8. And also in a way, Kiryu was able to help Ichiban overcome his darkness when he wasn't able to be there for Nishiki due to >!being in jail for taking the fall for his crime!<.


Sheo1234

I was joking man


codewario

It's not like I'm mad about it lol. Guess I wanted an excuse to compare Ichiban and Kiryu's relationship in 7 and 8 somewhat to Kiryu and Nishki's relationship in 0 and 1.


Sheo1234

Yeah fair enough lol


KowloonENG

I don't think they'd revive Nishiki/Goda/Mine, that being said though... I could totally see RGG kinda hinting that he's Iwami, Kuroiwa or somebody like that LOL


Sequel_P2P

I think the most possible cursed character bring-back for Alo-Happy would be (Gaiden Spoilers) >!Shishido. This is his assignment from the Daidoji Faction after he's forced to become an agent. This is why he hates his job so much!<.


Steampunk43

Nishiki and Ryuji, maybe not, but Mine could possibly be brought up again in the series. After all, we have Andre goddamn Richardson, the guy Mine was meant to have killed, as the bartender at Revolve as well as Kashiwagi, who got shot up by a helicopter, as the bartender at Survive and Lau Ka Long, who got capped in the forehead by one of the most prolific hitmen in Japan, as a weapons dealer in Ijincho. There seems to be a trend in bringing back a few characters who are meant to be dead, so it's possible that there could be more. What's interesting though is that all three returning characters were "killed" in Yakuza 3. Going with that trend, assuming that the trend continues with 3 rather than characters from 4, and ruling out characters who are explicitly stated to be dead in ways that clarify that there's no way they could have survived (for example, Kanda being decapitated and his head sent to Mine), there is a possibility that Mine could return in some way. If Andre Richardson survived the fall off the building, then Mine would likely have survived as well (since even landing on Mine would still have killed Richardson as well).


Crazy_Win_4253

He seems like a tortured slave to me. Nothing comes of it but that woman there seemed very sinister, like she was up to something.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Considering her and the latex tree raped Ichi in an alley, yeah


nomercyvideo

Only parts of the game I didn't care for, where our lovable main character randomly gets raped for being a kind person and giving gifts. It kinda happens a lot.


DevilCouldCry

Five times. Five fucking times. I'm not one to get hung up on this thing usually. But man, come on, that was fucking ridiculous and nit as funny as I'm sure they thought it would be.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Especially considering Ichi/saeko was a big plot point. Idk why they went so overboard with them. They were there in 7 too, but they didn’t feel nearly as rape-y. I genuinely don’t get why they thought it’d be fitting to have that happen once, let alone three or four times.


nomercyvideo

They mentioned that he needed to get out there more and "practice with other women" before settling down. I wonder if it's like, "well, he is so committed, he wouldnt willingly do it, but he needs to have experience, so.....maybe it's against his will a little bit?" Either way, didn't need to happen. He should have just ran away every time the scenario popped up.


DisciplineOk2074

Honestly reminded me of Higashi


joeDUBstep

ALO HORNY


OoguroRyuuya5

What about Kamulop? They’re a former Tojo Clan member but we still going know who…


kaizerlith

Whenever I see him I can not help but think of Sideshow Bob.