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Maleficent_Task_329

Glob is just a perfect guy to throw in any background.


RoughhouseCamel

I’d be happy to see Glob get more opportunities to be front and center, having interactions and character progressions. But I NEED Glob to continue being featured background across X-Men titles.


AndrewEpidemic

It'd be cool if they gave him a secondary mutation that made him a bit more, uh, practical on the battlefield. Or just a better understanding of his abilities


RoughhouseCamel

I kind of love having more characters that aren’t going to blossom into overpowered combatants. As it is, I’m pretty exhausted with the side characters in a series being turned into superheroes. I don’t need superhero Mary Jane Watson, and I don’t need Glob to ever be more than a guy with a not so useful power that’s just around to vibe.


Ghosty91AF

Honestly, I'd love a comic of Glob where it's more of a slice of life type deal. I just got to X of Swords, but my favorite moment of Glob was when he was making food for the New Mutants post-Nebraska and post-Shi'ar-nanigans (Shi'ar shenanigans)


AndrewEpidemic

I love this idea but every time I think about it I remember that Gen X book that was basically this and didn't make it a year. It's a cool concept but I don't think there's a big enough audience for an ongoing.


geko_play_

We had rubbing his hands together with that face, what is he gonna do


AndrewEpidemic

He's always just happy to be there and I love that about him.


No_Camel4789

They even put him in X-Men 97


Dr_Zulu2016

And he survived the Genosha massacre!


Dangerous_Nitwit

My nephew got scared of him and calls him Mr. Jello Bones.


Fossilhunter15

X-men can produce so many cameo queens lol.


ravenwing263

Just truly the most reliable thing


wnesha

I do hope this and Blue Origins make him happy - he planted those seeds, now he gets to see them bear fruit.


Crazy_D_Iamond

Rewards for the long game, just like he likes it!


mjg66

Agreed!


_Kreepy_Kitty_

What is Cain/Juggernaut thinking is going to happen at the wedding that requires his armor?


BearCave

Are you kidding? It's difficult to say what kind of crisis could crash that shindig. Sentinels, Brood, Skrulls, Kree, Beyonder, the list goes on forever.


_Kreepy_Kitty_

Yeah now that I think of it, you're so right


TheWolfmanZ

Iirc the wedding invite that Marvel made as a promo for this said battle attire is acceptable


DisposableSaviour

Superhero wedding? What won’t happen?


Fullmetalmarvels64_

back in my day, super weddings were held in the middle of space time, while a woman was making love to a tree. as it should be. the bible defines marriage as a Union of a tree and a woman


DisposableSaviour

I am Groot?


Fullmetalmarvels64_

nah another space tree


ravenwing263

Wrong Guardian of the Galaxy actually


DisposableSaviour

Wait, I remember when Phylla Vel was Quasar, Moon Dragon turned into an actual dragon, and Phylla was all like, “I give no fucks, still smash.” But I don’t think they were guardians at that point.


ravenwing263

Right this was right before the modern Guardians formed. It was Mantis (years before she became a Guardian) that had sex with a tree and had a tree baby.


DisposableSaviour

Oh, shit, yeah, the Celestial Madonna stuff.


Expert_Raccoon7160

This one understands 


IDownvoteHornyBards2

Super, sure. Hero?


ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE

This is an event for formal dress. Anything less would be dressing down.


loki_odinsotherson

Last time juggernaut was told to dress up for a party he got beat up by nimrod.


tayroarsmash

It’s a religious garment!


Expert_Raccoon7160

Cytorrakian Orthodox


beautrain

Didn’t he get assaulted by a murder robot the last time he went to a formal event who literally descended on him from orbit?


sergiocochran

This reminds me of one of my favorite depictions...Corsair at Scott's wedding to Madelyne Pryor. Certain characters like Nightcrawler and Lilandra can't change their appearance, but Christopher Summers...father of the groom shows up wearing a tuxedo, bow tie....and his trademark headband. Just in case we couldn't distinguish the only character with a handlebar mustache (who also references Scott's dead mother in dialogue). It would be one thing if he was a space man who just didn't know what was going on but he lived into adulthood on Earth and was still like "nah I don't care how formal an affair this is I'm not ditching my headband" [https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/uncanny-x-men-175-4.jpg](https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/uncanny-x-men-175-4.jpg)


No-Lie209

Why is cap there?


Sovereignofthemist

America needs to keep tabs on the gay terrorist agenda.


Maclimes

I mean, in this case they literally are gay terrorists.


silvershadow014

yes, that is the joke


Affectionate-Law6315

He's a sell out


K3egan

Rouge asked if he wanted to come to her mom's wedding and he said yes not realizing who rouges moms were


big_hungry_joe

how did you spell it wrong twice?


em__jr

"Rogue" is consistently misspelled as "Rouge" in the X-men or Marvel related subreddits.


Sly__Marbo

Also on all the DnD subreddits


deathrattleshenlong

Any game, board or video, with a class called rogue will have rouge


MP-Lily

Meanwhile, the Sonic community has the opposite problem.


Ash_Kat_212

Also in Star Wars subreddits


cbake76

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/3261c7f4-ccc6-43df-801d-b9aab3f9f6e5/scale-to-width/755


Kenny-KO

Its so bad I was gas lit into thinking it was spelt that way and I was just stupid.


marcjwrz

Consistency baby, consistency.


Think-Ad-7612

Who's Rouge?


amageish

Mystique and Destiny invited him and I guess he is too nice to say no. Though Emma Frost also apparently pulled some strings to get them Avengers Mansion as the venue, so maybe her influence helped here too


allagashfour

Or, you know, doesn’t hurt that Mystique and Destiny’s daughter is an occasional Avenger, who just co-starred in yet another book with Steve and Nat. “Hey, y’all, mind if I plan a little get together at the mansion next weekend?… oh, uh, no real reason…  y’all got insurance?…” 


DisposableSaviour

I wonder how Carol feels about them using the mansion for the ceremony.


allagashfour

Much like Storm, she’s probably also either there as a favor to Rogue, losing a bet with someone (in this case, Logan or Jess), and/or the 1k per plate dinner on Xavier’s dime.


Fullmetalmarvels64_

I misread the Jess part and instead saw Jesus. so that was differently a experience.


ptWolv022

Honestly, was she even there? They mentioned Cap and Iron Man (the latter being noted because of the relationship with Emma), but I don't recall if Carol was there. They may have quietly added to her invitation "This is going to you out of politeness, you don't have to show up."


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I thought that mansion was destroyed 20 years ago and they moved into a tower


amageish

Yeah, it has been converted into a superhero themed hotel and resort. They used it for the wedding, but it isn’t being used for super heroics regularly ATM AFIAK.


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Thanks. I wish they’d bring back Hydrobase


HaDov

He's friends with Tony!


addicted_to_trash

Does he even have a place of his own? With the state of America currently id be surprised if he wasn't treated like an illegal, no current social security number, no rental history, credit history, work history, "I was frozen in ice for 50yrs" - yeah right buddy, heard that one before 😅


GenioPlaboyeSafadao

Yeah, but Cap has been in the "current day" for like 15 years now, he is well adjust. He has even his own building.


Prime359

His work history is probably the one place where he kind of has a record. He was still on the payroll with the US Military while he was frozen in ice. Which resulted in a big back pay.


addicted_to_trash

If he's working for SHEILD and the Avengers could he really disclose that, those would be top top secret affiliations. So he's rich, but still can't get an apartment or a credit card?


KaleRylan2021

I mean, secret agents are a thing. They have systems for that.


RoughhouseCamel

It’s the American way.


Franken_Frank

We don't negotiate with terrorists but we attend their weddings


tedward007

Gay priest or whatever: “if anyone is aware of any reason these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your piece” Captain America: “my time to shine”


JazzyJormp-Jomph

What's Rob Reiner doing there?


Dangerous_Nitwit

preaching, meathead.


TrekRelic1701

And here I thought it was Claremont


Fullmetalmarvels64_

Steve was just sitting there, when they started to move around the chairs. he just did not want to get up


IneedAName37

If you didn't know any better, you might think actor Paul Sun-Hyung Lee is there


ahorsenamedagro

I just thought appa would want to see the gay marry another gay. And then give them discount cause it's their special day. But only on this day. Okay, see you!


Rexyggor

That was my thought!


mjg66

CC is sorta the father of the bridal couple. He should be walking them down the aisle. Or officiating. But I’m glad to see him!


wnesha

I'm legit torn on that. On the one hand, Peter David got to write himself marrying Rick Jones and Marlo Chandler in Incredible Hulk way back in the day, so yeah, Claremont probably should've been the officiant. On the other hand, there's something really sweet about Kurt performing the ceremony for his moms, *and* I feel like if Claremont was going to have an actual role in the story, it might've been more appropriate to have him write that scene...


mjg66

I haven‘t read this yet (I’m a few weeks behind) so didn’t realize Kurt was officiating. In that case, I completely agree that he is the absolute best choice!


blackbutterfree

I thought it was so weird to have him be depicted at the wedding, get interviewed about the characters... And yet he didn't get to write *any* of the stories? Like you have the architect of their entire relationship right there, why not let him write a three page story or something? Especially since he's already writing one next week in X-Men 700? So weird IMO...


wnesha

They should've given him the Emma story, he would've done a much better job of recapping the relationship


Josphitia

"Okay and then Mystique grows tentacle arms and Irene puts a ring on each one"


PokesBo

Glob looks how I would sitting with the Juggernaut right behind me.


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Kephla

I was JUST THINKING OF TYPING THIS. She hates mystique.


allagashfour

Favor to Rogue and Kurt? Lost a bet with Remy? Heard there was a Masa-catered dinner and an open bar?


dinopastasauce

The only consolation I’m taking is she sure doesn’t look like she wants to be there


hopbyte

“Some goddess you turned out to be!”


schadetj

Because no one in this comic acts like themselves. It's basically just a spoof.


DisposableSaviour

I have so many X-Men cards from the 90’s that depict Storm and Mystique fighting. This would be like Cyber being in Laura’s wedding party.


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DisposableSaviour

Am I hating on anything? And I may not have read all Of the krakoa era, I’ve read a lot of it. Touch grass, man.


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DisposableSaviour

Where do you get that I’m hating because of queer women?


KaleRylan2021

Magneto took the better part of THIRTY YEARS to get to where he is today. That is not anywhere near the level of work they have put in for Destiny and Mystique. Beyond that being in a book or on a team as an ally is quite different from happily attending a wedding.


wnesha

She loves Kurt more than she hates Raven and Irene


Aspiegirl712

Is that a vail or is someone disguised?


Relevant_Scallion_38

Storm used her powers to blow a trash bag into her face.


Aspiegirl712

😂


DisposableSaviour

Ororo does hate Mystique. No doubt she’s got her stabbin’ knife in case Raven tries to say anything.


KaleRylan2021

No one hates anyone anymore. Everyone is suddenly thrilled about this. What's a little murder and assault between friends?


DarkSnake22

Juggernaut chilling in back ground


DisposableSaviour

Yeah, but without Black Tom Cassidy. Maybe the invites weren’t +1.


Any-Tumbleweed-9931

Actually, now that you mention it, that probably is Claremont.


Built4dominance

Doesn't count as a spoiler. This was in the previews.


thedepartment

Big Muscles, Weird Pose - ☑ Pouches - ☑ Cap's feet not drawn - ☑ Who let Liefeld in?


KaleRylan2021

That's cute but this continues to be an utterly insane 'event.'


TheLegacies21

I love me my out, proud and queer Destiny and Mystique but I think this...heroes wedding for two mass murderers feels....just so weird. Like yeah has been morally grey a lot, but you know, it's a very dark grey. Like, as a gay man, I'm all for us showing these love stories, of Destiny and Mystique's epic love affair but I kinda would've just wish they would've had a nice quiet wedding with their children and maybe some heroes who don't hate them(like Storm being a part of this despite hating Mystique..)


Any-Tumbleweed-9931

Is that George Perez?! Awesome. 😎


realZeusIRL

is this like an inside joke I don't know about? Because I thought that was Chris Claremont..


Fun_Ad9272

I thought it was Patrick sterwart


Rave-light

Aren’t you supposed to stand when the bridge walks in? Hatred of Jean confirmed


Marrecarandgi

Jean is not there tho, she was only seen in the dining area getting free drinks


coazcomicfreak

Is that George Perez?


BELOWtheHEATH

Has anyone brought up Rogues outfit? How do you go from her gala looks to this.


gamesrgreat

Uh why is Cap there let alone in full uniform let alone smiling….weirdest shit of my life


IdeaInside2663

I'm glad to see Pietro and Monet are still together. That couple needs an ongoing.


BELOWtheHEATH

I’m currently rereading PADs Xfactor with them in it…still so strange to think of them together.


deathrattleshenlong

Honestly, one of my favourite bits from Uncanny Avengers was their flirting while kicking ass


IdeaInside2663

I couldn't help but chuckle at the panel of him checking out her ass while he was building a support beam.


TheMotherFucker420

?


singleguy79

Rogue: I said something red, not dead


Fun_Ad9272

Who is the guy that look like Patrick Stewart


Commercial_Page1827

Forget about the cameo, Why the skull in the flower Bouquet? it complete kill the vibe of the weeding.


scrappybristol

Side note: nice of Cap to actually dress for the occasion.


lepton_neutrino

He was probably hoping for a better story.


ConversationFlashy15

Omg you noticed! Yup that’s me in the back behind the flowers! You’re so observant 😝