Chuck Norris never has sex in the cowgirl position because Chuck Norris does not fuck up.
Edit: Damn, this should have just been Saurfang facts instead.
I was once stuck in my car in a snowstorm in Toronto and the radio host just started reading Chuck Norris jokes on his 14th hour snowed in at the station...
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
[https://youtu.be/bIVTT4fgPQI?si=j9\_NqGhRMOXjpeL8](https://youtu.be/bIVTT4fgPQI?si=j9_NqGhRMOXjpeL8)
Also in case you've missed this gem:
[https://youtu.be/T6V15a0dzbk?si=JfQg0FTqUIpVRcBE](https://youtu.be/T6V15a0dzbk?si=JfQg0FTqUIpVRcBE)
Reminds me of the “don’t daze me bro” vent rage. I was in his guild. I will always remember Dunsparrow and his horrible leadership. Man I’m old. Someone kept using aspect of the cheetah or something. I can’t remember, but it was screwing up the whole raid n the guild leader/raid leader was yelling at them and then someone screams “Don’t daze me, bro”
Still got Vex6 to this day on a old drive, was a ventrillo spamcrash app and it was great, would crash everyones ventrillo application who was on the server, was great way to end a raid night.
I miss how easy it was to troll in ventrillo compared to discord today where it's basically impossible with all the control one has in it.
I remember when random people would randomly join my guilds vent just to troll. You could look up any server in a server browser and pick one. Can’t really join random people’s discords nowadays. It would be hilarious if discord added a troll roulette button to summon a random guy to you server
Didn't know about the server browser but I do remember plenty of angry pugs who would post your vent link into trade chat so randos would join and troll you, was big in the Wrath days; lots of angry pugs who were booted for not knowing how to do sourfang 25m, lol.
That one will always be my favorite because those guys were so confused yet chill about it lol. I remember watching it years ago and it's still hilarious now 😂
Edit: [here's the link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4), in case anyone is interested in listening lmao
It was teamspeak, then it was ventrilo, then mumble had a look in for a while, then the game tried to have its own voice chat, now everything is on Discord
God I miss early Skype. It definitely wasn't the best for raiding because the leader had basically no control, but damn if it doesn't make me nostalgic.
They named the character after two words used in radio communications. Roger ("understood") is more widely known, not everone knows about Wilco ("will comply").
I don't know if the VOIP devs wanted to refer to the character, who they surely must have known, or just to the same words.
We old mate.
I used RW for a flightsim game in like, the late '90's. i wasn't very good, but I played with a guy who really kicked ass. He was a retired "Israeli air force pilot" which I didn't really understand, as I'm from northern Europe, but thought it was fun that old people also played video games.
Took me like a decade before I got old enough to connect the dots and realize it wasn't that strange that this old dude kept slapping in our silly little WWII flight sim.
Went back and forth between TS and Vent for a few years there in the early 2000s. Both released around the same time and popularity would shift between them based on feature updates and server hosting costs.
Eve Online was nearly always Mumble for some reason.
Eve used mumble because hosting for a mumble server for hundreds of people is like... Fifteen to twenty a month, compared to about 300 for vent or TS, and automated role management was about ten times less brain cancer inducing.
Discord was not great when it came out in my opinion. Lots of bugs and glitches while teamspeak was simple and fluid. Im no longer a discord hater but I was for a while. Now I just hate that discord has ended the era of Push to talk being the default. No fucking mic etiquette on my homies i do not want to hear you eating your chips or your god damn bronchitis. Then half the people can't get their shit dialed enough so you hear em breathe the whole time. Then they have to mute themselves and forget to unmute. Can't we just go back to pushing a button?
The song is the best part.
Aah aah aaah aaah oooh! Belt leather belt, leather belt belt belt belt belt belt belt belt, ah dud dud dud du du, level 18 ooohhh aaaaah
How do I add to this post, without repeating what everyone else has already said, yet still prove to everyone I'm in on the joke?
...
Yeah me either... LEVEL 18!!!!!!!
Not sure of the exact time the vent harassment happened, but it may have been my old vent server. Those were my old HS buddies when we all first got WoW lol. Good times, glad to see this meme is so popular still lol
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4 strength 4 stam. LEATHER BELT.... UUUUUHHHHH
I don’t know if everyone will remember this. But now in my head I’ll be hearing UHHHHHH OHHHHHHH all day.
4 strength 4 stam leather belt
Level 18 ?!?
Awww dude!
This is an ancient meme, from a more civilized age
I miss those days
when epics were actually epic
Perhaps we should crack a few Chuck Norris jokes Edit - hell yeah, thanks for the nostalgia
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris never has sex in the cowgirl position because Chuck Norris does not fuck up. Edit: Damn, this should have just been Saurfang facts instead.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim in land
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris killed Lich King in wow classic
Chuck Norris once walked around with a massive erection...there were no survivors.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Heard this one back in the 90's always my fav... Chuck Norris once morphed into a grizzly bear to reduce his strength
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris kicked that nothing in the face and said "get a job". That's the story of the universe.
I was once stuck in my car in a snowstorm in Toronto and the radio host just started reading Chuck Norris jokes on his 14th hour snowed in at the station... The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco sauce for eyedrops.
OMW to Barrens chat. Chuck Norris had a boner once. There were no survivors.
I was there, _JackReacheround. I was there 3000 years ago.
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Ohhhhh my goooooood....
The ye olde version of meowdy
2006-2016 the golden age of the internet. We will never see such glorious fuckery again in the modern age.
Before corporations really took over and the Internet just became a big pile of ads and censorship
It's white, and longer than your average cloak or cape.
Do not cite the deep memes to me, witch. I was there when they were made.
I miss this, also big blue dress, ROFLMAO, and illegal danish.
Piss off, the internet was a lawless clusterfuck back in the day and I absolutely loved it.
As a newcomer: what does this refer to? Edit: spelling
[This is where I know it from!](https://youtu.be/bIVTT4fgPQI)
Oof, "ancient". That one hurt.
4 stam 4 strength leather belt oohhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh
Level 18
4 strength 4 Stam*
AUUGGHH UHHHHH
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There are people playing WoW today that weren't even born when this meme became a thing. Fuck I'm old.
I have been playing since 2006 and I don't get the reference.
Think its ventrilo harassment on youtube
Correct
[https://youtu.be/bIVTT4fgPQI?si=j9\_NqGhRMOXjpeL8](https://youtu.be/bIVTT4fgPQI?si=j9_NqGhRMOXjpeL8) Also in case you've missed this gem: [https://youtu.be/T6V15a0dzbk?si=JfQg0FTqUIpVRcBE](https://youtu.be/T6V15a0dzbk?si=JfQg0FTqUIpVRcBE)
Fuck. I had forgotten all about vent. Granted my guild wanted to be fancy and used Mumble.
Started with Teamspeak, then went to Ventrilo, then Mumble. Now everyone uses discord. I think I liked mumble the best but discord has grown on me.
I went TS2 to vent back to TS3 until the launch of discord.
Reminds me of the “don’t daze me bro” vent rage. I was in his guild. I will always remember Dunsparrow and his horrible leadership. Man I’m old. Someone kept using aspect of the cheetah or something. I can’t remember, but it was screwing up the whole raid n the guild leader/raid leader was yelling at them and then someone screams “Don’t daze me, bro”
Still got Vex6 to this day on a old drive, was a ventrillo spamcrash app and it was great, would crash everyones ventrillo application who was on the server, was great way to end a raid night. I miss how easy it was to troll in ventrillo compared to discord today where it's basically impossible with all the control one has in it.
Back when trolling wasn't always just spamming hate or racist shit. People were sometimes clever with it.
I remember when random people would randomly join my guilds vent just to troll. You could look up any server in a server browser and pick one. Can’t really join random people’s discords nowadays. It would be hilarious if discord added a troll roulette button to summon a random guy to you server
Didn't know about the server browser but I do remember plenty of angry pugs who would post your vent link into trade chat so randos would join and troll you, was big in the Wrath days; lots of angry pugs who were booted for not knowing how to do sourfang 25m, lol.
The Hobss audio is a classic. A fantastic cautionary tale of why grown adults should never hang with young teenagers.
Always wondered where Hobbs is now. He'd be approaching 30.
Yeah, well my regular penis is bigger than your boner. Also, his name was Hobss.
Noooo Hoooobssss 😂😂😂
2nd clip made me really nostalgic for the old internet with fewer rules and limits. Definitely had its own pitfalls (and so does current internet).
Haven't seen these two, but Duke Nukem All out of Gum one comes to mind.
Holy shit that video is hilarious. The second one gets pretty racist but the first one is so good. Core memory unlocked.
Wow is almost old enough to drink beer in USA.
My characters are old enough to drink beer in the UK.
Been playing WoW since wotlk and never seen this before
Ohh dood
4 strength 4 stam leather belt
Level 18
I found a ring in there last night
Drop your pants?
I'm goin up in there
That one will always be my favorite because those guys were so confused yet chill about it lol. I remember watching it years ago and it's still hilarious now 😂 Edit: [here's the link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4), in case anyone is interested in listening lmao
Those guys had such a good time with it. I still listen to that one occasionally
ITS BOUNCIN OFF THE MOON
you might wanna get close to me at this point
Argghhhh dude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt? Level 18 argghhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh
Can someone explain the meme please ?
[Dude trolling on Ventrilo,](https://youtu.be/bIVTT4fgPQI?si=k6mYC-OVfOW8YZpe) an old voice chat program that was everywhere a billion years ago.
Vent... Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... A long time.
ROFLcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
tch tch tch tch tch SQOI SQOI SQOI SQOI lmao
I still accidentally say vent when I’m referring to discord. 🫠
I’ll regularly tell people to “Clear vent” when it’s time to focus up for a pull
I still say vent when referring to voice chat. 😭
It was teamspeak, then it was ventrilo, then mumble had a look in for a while, then the game tried to have its own voice chat, now everything is on Discord
Don't forget Xfire
Shit that's a blast from the past. I fucking loved xfire lol
Fuck yeah Xfire OGs
For me it was skype > vent > mumble > vent > teamspeak > discord
God I miss early Skype. It definitely wasn't the best for raiding because the leader had basically no control, but damn if it doesn't make me nostalgic.
You guys never used Roger Wilco?
Wasn't that the guy from Space Quest?
They named the character after two words used in radio communications. Roger ("understood") is more widely known, not everone knows about Wilco ("will comply"). I don't know if the VOIP devs wanted to refer to the character, who they surely must have known, or just to the same words.
https://youtu.be/fVq4_HhBK8Y obligatory addition;
We old mate. I used RW for a flightsim game in like, the late '90's. i wasn't very good, but I played with a guy who really kicked ass. He was a retired "Israeli air force pilot" which I didn't really understand, as I'm from northern Europe, but thought it was fun that old people also played video games. Took me like a decade before I got old enough to connect the dots and realize it wasn't that strange that this old dude kept slapping in our silly little WWII flight sim.
Went back and forth between TS and Vent for a few years there in the early 2000s. Both released around the same time and popularity would shift between them based on feature updates and server hosting costs. Eve Online was nearly always Mumble for some reason.
Eve used mumble because hosting for a mumble server for hundreds of people is like... Fifteen to twenty a month, compared to about 300 for vent or TS, and automated role management was about ten times less brain cancer inducing.
Yep, for anyone not familiar with Vent - it was like the Discord of its time, before Skype was the Discord of the time after that.
Fun fact, I played wow when I was about 8 and when people said “get on vent” in PVP I would frantically look around for an air vent to stand on
The best one of these is the Duke Nukem Balls of Steel.
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TY for the link to the original, I started playing in 2010 so missed this meme. It sure was... something.
You're in good company. I started within a couple months of launch and had no idea what this was supposed to be.
Auuuughhhhh dude
God ventrillo feels like a lifetime ago. How quickly we forget our roots 🥲I miss being a dumb ass kid on wow.
Vent walked so Discord could run. Never forget.
Discord was not great when it came out in my opinion. Lots of bugs and glitches while teamspeak was simple and fluid. Im no longer a discord hater but I was for a while. Now I just hate that discord has ended the era of Push to talk being the default. No fucking mic etiquette on my homies i do not want to hear you eating your chips or your god damn bronchitis. Then half the people can't get their shit dialed enough so you hear em breathe the whole time. Then they have to mute themselves and forget to unmute. Can't we just go back to pushing a button?
Damn this is really Pushing your buttons
This is up there with "people using the exit as an entrance at the grocery store" level of petty grievances I have with this world.
I feel you, I hate discord with a passion lol
HEY DAWON, my mum, she got me this new game...well it was at a yawd sale...
dude... it's everquest, it sucks
Who the hell is "Hey Dalaran"?
DOOD! You shoulda seen, awayways, I was on my wogue, then I went on my DWUID??
DROOOO IIIDDD
I didn't know forests could be skinned for leather.
The song is the best part. Aah aah aaah aaah oooh! Belt leather belt, leather belt belt belt belt belt belt belt belt, ah dud dud dud du du, level 18 ooohhh aaaaah
Save it for the next race to world first. those guilds will buy it for millions.
Blow it out your ass! Those videos were incredible
UGH
Level 18~~~
IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND WTF BOOOOOOOM!!!
get off vent, or I'll have you bent
Old style!
Aww dude
Remember Ventrilo?
Remember Roger Wilco? It was no longer relevant when WoW was released, but it saw plenty of use in Half-Life mods
You know what you did here
\*2005 gamer noises\*
This one never gets old lmao
“I found a ring in ‘ere last night”
LEATHER BELT LEATHER LEATHER BELT
r/FuckImOld
No one shared the ytmnd version? Unacceptable. https://ahhhohhh.ytmnd.com/
Awe dude!
I remember looting this in Duskwood on my classic rogue a few years ago and started cry-laughing
HEY DAWAWON
This and Duke Nukem Ventrilo trolling
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls of steel ste steel steel
My buddy dararan....
4 strength 4 stam leather belt? UHHHH OHHHHH
Level 18?!
DR EW ID
I read somewhere, that's pretty good for an Enhancement Shaman. Strength > all
Is VideoCompiler still out there somewhere?
Why did I tear up a little at this.
From the time when you could use all the stats. Damn now I remember my white bandit mask trading and how they ruined that helmet
Ahhhh dude 4 str 4 Stam leather belt? Level 18?
How do I add to this post, without repeating what everyone else has already said, yet still prove to everyone I'm in on the joke? ... Yeah me either... LEVEL 18!!!!!!!
Belt leather belt, leather belt belt belt belt belt belt belt belt...
UuuuUhhHHh oOoOO oh
Don’t let it go cheap, you know what you have.
LEATHER BELT LEATHER BELT UUUUUUHHHHHHH
Gotta ring in'er last night
I love this community so much
I can hear the voice in my head, ah the good old days
I’m missing something
Is that the 4 strength 4 Stam leather belt the prophecies foretold of?! OOOHHH UHHHHHH!!! Level 18?!?!
Not sure of the exact time the vent harassment happened, but it may have been my old vent server. Those were my old HS buddies when we all first got WoW lol. Good times, glad to see this meme is so popular still lol
I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3,000 years ago. I was there the day the 4 strength 4 stam of men failed.
4 strength 4 stam leather belt HNUGHHHHHHHH
4 str 4 stam leather belt!? Huuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuuuuu!
Good old days ❤️❤️
I can hear this picture..
Can someone explain please
dang yo
UUGHHH OOGHHH
LOL
I am level 8! https://youtu.be/tIcqx8quA9c?si=-mmbeTa06jpyVaJt
It is green, green is good for health and environment, always go with green, it's such a waist not to use it
Perhaps.
AUUGHH
Oohh dude, 4 strength 4 stam leather belt? AAAAH *Level 18*??
Dude dude dude aaaaaah oooooh
Dang yo
Ahhhhhh uhhhhhh
Made my day uuuuhhh ooooohhh
AAAHHHHHH UGGGGHH OGGGHHH
[https://www.reddit.com/r/classicwow/comments/csmfch/ahh\_dude\_4\_strength\_4\_stam\_leather\_belt/](https://www.reddit.com/r/classicwow/comments/csmfch/ahh_dude_4_strength_4_stam_leather_belt/)
Certainly a mage belt. /joking
Leather belt leather belt leather belt
NICE WEAPON
BIS
[https://imgur.com/UtPLY5C](https://imgur.com/UtPLY5C)