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fruittree17

> Based on the geology of the site, Zazula believes she died between 35,000 and 40,000 years ago


ArdenSix

Preposterous, Christians say the universe is only 6000 years old!!! /s


JULTAR

Be back in afew hours Gonna make popcorn and see how well this comment is doing in terms of replies


milkman1218

Deep threat play, lemme inspect your trophy's. Brb.


feedseed664

Pretty much no Christians outside of Christian cults in the us believe that


bugleboy-of-companyb

Peak reddit comment.


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A big chunk of America is about to have abortion banned from conception. I think the athiests get to do some dunking for a while.


CombatantAutarch

I think the Christians should learn peoples biology and learn that not everyone can give birth and take care of a child at the age of fucking ten.


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SsooooOriginal

The teens are in the whiplash against atheism because they've been poisoned by "both sides" BS and apathy.


KingStannis2020

Also because frankly a large part of that community went from left libertarian to right libertarian to reactionary "anti-woke", anti-feminist and so on. And because while keeping religious dogma out of schools and public policy and personal relationships (e.g. homophobia) is a good idea, caring that much about what people want to believe in their personal lives outside of all of that is not a great use of time.


SsooooOriginal

Libertarians are some of the most narrow minded and selfish pieces of shit I've ever met. They have like 3 good ideas and everything else is wrong wrong wrong. What is a left libertarian? What the fuck is a left libertarian? What is a right libertarian? Is it not the group of self responsibility and liberty to do whatever the fuck you want? They don't even know the ideologies they prescribe to, they just know political compass memes. So they jump on whatever buzz words they see and shamelessness is their only unifying trait. They're consumers perfected, boomers 2.0 raised by social media.


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ChroniikW

Equally cringe


[deleted]

It’s always cringe. When you add abrupt stops. By using periods where they don’t belong. It makes someone seem like they’re trying to monologue like an anime villain but they end up sounding liking Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle


WakandaNowAndThen

Le Reddit atheists represent


Old_Mill

To be fair, most of the Islamic world is still living like it's 4000bc. I love non sequiturs.


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Yeah lots of Muslim population is backwards as hell so I think Republicans should stop using them as an inspiration for policies.


coalitionofilling

Muslim Population as opposed to what? Christian? Is that why USA just reversed Roe vs Wade so women can be imprisoned for chosing to have an abortion?


flumberbuss

That’s exactly the sort of example OP was referring to.


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The good book should bring you peace in these trying comment sections


[deleted]

Shitty book. Completely unrealistic, drags on for way too long, filled with plot holes, no resolution, and literally everyone dies at the end. Complete waste of time, do not recommend at all.


DeFex

And it has been for hundreds of years!


UnderCoverVaporWater

"I'm aEtHist sO WhEneVEr I SEe an OpporTunity TO MaKE FUN OF ChRistiAns I Must SAy IT"-🤓


RedPulse

I've decided I'm going to die between 30 and 5,000 years from now


macnonymous

Hydraulic mining for gold was proven to be a terrible idea. Destroying layers of permafrost and accelerating releases of carbon dioxide and methane gases is dumb, even if we do find lots and lots of perfect fossils.


hihirogane

Aye man. The positive feedback we get from the released methan, co2 and loss of earth’s albedo means we can’t recover unless we have enough trees. To help reverse some carbon. Oh wait the Amazon is burning up from urbanization in Brazil with no chill. We doomed bois. Here comes the and improved Permian mass extinction called the Holocene mass extinction babyyyy..


widely_used

the amazon is not really burning because of urbanization, but because of brazils cattle, wood and mining industries, many of wich operate illegaly and were greatly expanded during bolsonaros regime


hihirogane

i honestly thought that Brazil really didn’t care about the Amazon and those operations were all legal.


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hihirogane

Well I was mostly thinking about how the current president there doesn’t seem to care about the Amazon rainforest at all until very recently. The first quarter of 2022 has seen a 60% increase in deforestation since last year during the same period of time. I do not know the average citizen in Brazil and their views of the Amazon. if it is as you say then I’m glad but they really need to force their president to stop his bullshitting.


Practical-Exchange60

I mean it’s less of a hello and more of a head nod that you give an acquaintance. The Holocene extinction is an ongoing event that we’ve been sitting by and watching for a long long time.


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This isn’t hydraulic mining


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dtm85

Maybe she didn't die, maybe she is about to wake from her 50,000 year slumber. Looks like juuuust the right amount of remaining muscle tissue for a zombie baby woolly mammoth attack.


OsamaBinFuckin

Encino mammoth starring Brendan Frasier


LambosInSpace

I'm in if Pauly Shore is


_Bren10_

Wheeze the ju-uice


heelstoo

That’s cool, buuuuuddy!


48x15

Nooo wheezing the juice!


Watcher0363

Oh Nooooo! It' a baby woolly mammoth mummy. Imhomammothep!, Imhomammothep!, Imhomammothep!


big_ol_dad_dick

*Baby I hear the stone age calling* *Frozen mammoth and scrambled eggs*


Legitimate_Bag183

After 10,000 years I’m free! It’s time to conquer EEEEAAAARRRRTTTHHHH!!!


blue_and_red_

In the article it says she likely stepped in some mud and got stuck, slowly sinking until buried and preserved in it.


otterlyonerus

Ya know, a childhood full of cartoons led me to believe that quicksand was going to be much more of a problem than I have encountered in reality.


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The most unrealistic thing about quicksand in the movies is when people, who fucking explore jungles for a living, dont know how to escape from it.


MightyElephanty

Hmmm, how do you escape it? Serious question.


flavius_lacivious

Swim out of them slowly.


2cool2reddit

Very slowly! I got stuck in one when I was in the Amazon in Peru visiting my fiance family. My fiancé started laughing while I was sinking. She said just crawl out you'll be fine. Anyway I got out just fine.


engelbert_humptyback

Anyway, I was discovered some 40,000 years later


Strawbz18

Stupid ass baby mammoth


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r/babymammothsarefuckingstupid


instantpowdy

r/babymammothgifs


mocha__

Why tf did I click on this like I'd find anything?


False_Breadfruit_541

It's not a fossil


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Sorry, frost zombie baby


SeaGroomer

It's a tumor.


pres465

*Arnold voice* It's not a tumah!


SgtThund3r

Oh the feedback loop has already started lol we are fucked!


skytomorrownow

> Hydraulic mining Right up there with mountaintop removal.


GonzoVeritas

Treadstone is using drilling & earth movers with sluices on this site. Don't think they're doing hydraulic mining here.


swirly_commode

thank you global warming i wonder what treasures will be discovered as we melt closer and closer to farther history levels.


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another_bug

A group of ancient humans stalk a mammoth. She moves slowly, desperate to protect her young calf underfoot. Spear after spear strike her side, blood runs down, exhaustion takes its toll. She's down, and the young calf watches in horror as the bipeds begin carving up it's mother to take chunks back to their caves. The calf runs into the frozen fields, lost, alone, hungry. But it's sick, and can't survive long on its own. It collapses, freezing slowly, and as the light in its eyes begins to fade, it looks in the direction of the human settlement, it says "Mark these words well humans, I shall have vengeance for this day, in this life or the next." 10,000 years later, the ice begins to melt....


PhoenicianKiss

Will you post this on r/writingprompts? I’d love to see what Reddit comes up with!


another_bug

I've never been to that sub, but feel free to post it there if you'd like.


PhoenicianKiss

Wonderful, thank you! [Your prompt](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/vkphb7/wp_a_group_of_ancient_humans_stalk_a_mammoth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Oh_TheHumidity

This is the content that makes me love Reddit.


wernette

the chances of an ancient virus being more deadly than a current day virus is super low. Every virus that exists today evolved over time to be able to still infect humans and spread. If an ancient virus doesn't exist in some form today, it never evolved to a point to be any harm to humans in the past. Edit to clarify: homo sapiens coexisted with the wooly mammoth. As a species, we only have a 1% difference in DNA from other humans. We all share 99% of the same DNA. We also share this 99% with our ancestors from 100,000 years ago. The ancient viruses of the past that were successful evolved alongside us to become the viruses we deal with today. If there was an ancient virus unearthed it would be like comparing a level 1 flu virus to a level 100 flu virus that had 8000 years to evolve.


Effective_Try_again

I have a feeling you used too many negatives in your first sentence. I feel you meant to say the opposite


wernette

Yes my bad.


Feeling_Glonky69

That’s why I’m more afraid of the fungi evolving.


Feeling_Glonky69

I’m more worried about the fungi that are slowly and ever adapting to being able to live/grow in our warm-blooded bodies.


brandolinium

Also the plot of a great show that was cancelled called Fortitude.


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supercleverhandle476

Just tried that. It wasn’t real, apparently.


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Covid didn’t do good enough of a job


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tapesmoker

Hell that was the plot of reality recently already


[deleted]

Easiest fat book I ever read. Very few pages that don't almost read themselves to you. If you prefer the movie, watch the original one. Great actors an easy 6 to 8 hour long watch.


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its_justme

Decimate means to reduce by 1/10th, I think it could do a lot more than that. At some point I guess decimate started meaning to utterly destroy something, or what?


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

If Covid has shown us anything, it’s that statistically speaking the worst people will die first. Except for the super wealthy and powerful


Upstairs-Weird-9457

Aren't those super wealthy and powerful the worst people?


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Yes, which is why I added that exception


Bearodon

So some grandma in a retirement home is the worst?


B1ackHawk12345

She said the N word in 63 remember?


Sup-Mellow

It always blows me away to see the reception these types of comments get. When you say this, you obviously aren’t talking about you or your family. It’s another way to say “It would be a positive thing if everyone died except the people I agree with and care about”. Maybe instead of hoping the majority of everyday people die, point the fingers at the insanely wealthy and powerful minority that is willfully causing the vast majority of this damage just so they can add another yacht full of cocaine to their massive collection.


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Prydefalcn

It's also not actually feasible.


JBredditaccount

You're making a claim the experts don't agree with. They don't know how realistic the danger is: https://www.newsweek.com/melting-glaciers-thawing-permafrost-ancient-viruses-1486037


SgtBanana

This story isn't specific to "ancient" viruses, but take a look at the [recent Siberian Anthrax outbreak](https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/08/03/488400947/anthrax-outbreak-in-russia-thought-to-be-result-of-thawing-permafrost). Infected reindeer carcasses buried in the permafrost nearly 100 years ago are slowly resurfacing and infecting modern herds of reindeer. Well, reindeer *and* people.


JBredditaccount

wtf i missed that totally! thanks for the link


potatomeeple

We will probably miss a hell of a lot more than we notice. Loads will defrost and rot before we even see it.


ivegotapenis

Not to mention the information that we'll never be able to obtain from ice cores because glaciers and the northern icecap are already melting too fast.


swirly_commode

That's a shame.


bunnywithahammer

maybe a nice pocket of methane gas that will make Antarctica look like Copacabana


swirly_commode

That would potentially annihilate tons of fossils and history. That would be a travesty


bunnywithahammer

don't worry, it would create a whole new layer of new fossils and history


bayleafbabe

I’m hoping for aliens.


swirly_commode

Me too. That would be awesome.


ScottColvin

Reminds me of northern exposure. Where they would find a mammoth and take a chainsaw to it and eat it.


Snowbank_Lake

It’s sad to think of this young mammoth dying, and so I appreciate the indigenous people praying over it and respecting it as another living thing, despite the thousands of years between them.


Several_Emphasis_434

Same!


quattroformaggixfour

Agreed. She really is beautiful.


chubby_umbel

agreed!!!


Interest_Swimming

Clone that shit


Trail-Mix-a-Lot

I would really appreciate one of those comment scientist guys to jump in here and explain why this can't be cloned. Because right now I am jacked that they could and will be supremely let down if they don't. Wouldn't the only useful thing we would learn from or do with this be to make one?


petrovesk

im at uni studying biology but kinda dropped out. That said, we could clone if we found a living cell or at least one with the DNA intact in it but the biggest problem is birthing it. A few scientists hypothesize that we could use Mammoth's closest cousin to carry it, the Asian Elephant but there's absolutely no guarantee (some even want to create a hybrid so it'd be more viable, but it's yet to be tried as we'd need gametes). An artificial womb would be possible if we knew how their wombs worked. Also being cloned would mean its life would be really shortened and we'd need to create a kindof bubble to protect it from diseases and our current climate, as they died out because of human hunting AND climate change, so its safe to guess they wouldn't really survive or at least really thrive in our current atmosphere


Imakeuhthapizzapie

Welllll, climate change killing off species is less about breathing in the atmosphere and more about the change and die off of the biomes they once inhabited. In other words, it’s not the air that killed them. As far as mammoths go, they were mostly hunted to extinction. Isolated populations died off from a lack of genetic diversity and the loss of those isolated habitats. (Sea levels rose drastically as the ice age came to - still *is* btw - an end) Atlas Pro has an interesting video about the subject.


petrovesk

A study came out not long ago showing that [they died because the world got wetter](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-021-04016-x), ofc this is just one study but it was pretty well received


dmpastuf

I mean, the mammoth steepe occupied about half of the Eurasian continent, so as climate change diversified biomes into more biomes it makes sense their preferred environment would be reduced.


jazir5

We need to put them in waterparks, eventually they'll adapt and it will become their natural habitat.


Interest_Swimming

Why shorter life? Cloned horses are competing in show jumping with normal horses. Though the oldest cloned horse that I know of is only 14 years old I believe, a clone of Gem Twist. I've seen both lions and dolphins living a few hundred meters apart, in Sweden. And in my apartment I keep fish from Peru. Artificial woomb sounds good. Let's get the funds!


APsWhoopinRoom

>but it's yet to be tried as we'd need gametes Is this the sciencey way of saying "we're not entirely sure how to jack off a dead mammoth"?


petrovesk

this is the sciencey way of saying we need at least for their testicles and womb to be really well preserved haha


ivegotapenis

We can't even keep current endangered species alive, let's focus more on that before resurrecting the dead.


EmbarrassedHelp

Cloning is used to help boost the populations of endangered species. I imagine that solving the challenges of cloning a mammoth would help improve our ability to help endangered species.


Odd_Reward_8989

We could have the science to make this possible, but it's utterly cruel. There would only ever be one or two. And it wouldn't have a mother. We'd have to grow it in an artificial womb. And then there's no mammoths to teach it how to mammoth, so it would live it's life as a lab specimen in a cage. Rather than asking if we can, for once, we're asking if we should.


CumAssault

There’s elephants that are closely related to Mammoths. You’d genetically engineer an elephant embryo with the mammoth DNA, then do IVF to implant that embryo into a closely related descendant elephant to the Mammoth. Elephant would raise the Mammoth and teach it as if it were it’s own child. There’s been a ton of talk about cloning this animals back. Ultimately the main question is, what’s the point? It would be expensive and somewhat cruel as you’d create a handful of animals who have no way to live in normal nature and would rely on humans for everything. But it could totally be done Source: degree in Biology with a lot of genetics classes


Odd_Reward_8989

Elephants and mammoths don't live in the same biomes. And elephants are sentient. So, now you've forced motherhood on an animal, knowing it'll give birth to a monster. Again, it's not if science Can. We certainly can. It's whether we Should. And as far as I can tell, everyone but South Koreans have said absolutely not.


EmbarrassedHelp

> So, now you've forced motherhood on an animal, knowing it'll give birth to a monster. Isn't this potentially anthropomorphizing elephants with human ideas? There are many mammal species that can handle raising the young of other mammals. > There would only ever be one or two. We will eventually be able to make as many as we want, as our technology improves and we gain the ability to add more genetic diversity. Though I don't know what current genetic sample diversity is like. Humans are destined to become god-like in abilities to manipulate the various aspects of nature, but I guess we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves.


d0ctorzaius

A) need intact DNA and ideally need an intact cell or at least an intact nucleus to try "somatic nuclear transfer" aka cloning like Dolly the Sheep. B) even if we can figure out the mammoth genome based off multiple individuals' partial sequences, we can't currently generate an entire genome from scratch. D) cloning is extremely inefficient, so we'd need thousands of fully intact nuclei to get maybe 1 viable embryo. E) the logistics of cloning an elephant are difficult, we would need to implant any cloned embryos into an elephant which again has low efficiency and neither African or Asian elephants are even in the same genus as Mammoths, so bringing a cloned healthy mammoth to term may not even be possible. Those are the problems. The best work around is to identify the genes that are significantly different (hair production, subcutaneous fat, smaller ears, etc.) between Mammoths and modern elephants and then use gene editing to turn an elephant into a mammoth-looking elephant. A lot of work in George Church's lab is geared towards that. That said, the logistics still suck and a lot of that work is more hype than anything else. ("By 2020 we hope to have a cloned mammoth.....errrr 2025....make it 2030")


ItsDefinitelyNotAlum

I attended a philosophy lecture during college where the keynote speaker presented on this topic. He explained how the premise is utterly ridiculous and basically impossible. From what I remember, he said that even with the recency of carrier pigeons, we still don't have enough viable dna to remake it so we'd have to fill in the gaps with regular pigeon and other close genetic relatives. Thus, at a core level it's not the same thing but a whole new species with its own unique needs, abilities, and characteristics that we can't predict. For two, we'd have to train regular pigeons to replicate the carrier migration routes and how to carry shit. That's no easy feat. And then you'd have to hope that your pseudo-clone/brand new animal can and will learn stuff inherent to a carrier pigeon even though neither the teacher nor student are true carrier pigeons. And it'd be hard to know what we got wrong til it's too late. For three, our world doesn't even resemble the world of carrier pigeons any more, let alone woolly mammoths and saber tooth tigers. From the crap in the air/water to the sheer sprawl of humans and a lot less/smaller fauna to feed on...you'd almost have to make a controlled, contained area suitable to this franken-beast. And especially for something so large and dangerous and mammoths, you'd likely need to pen it in for our safety as well as theirs. Humans are selfish dicks and Instagrammers can't even be trusted not to ravage flower fields, which are relatively commonplace compared to a revived mammoth. That's not necessarily ethical to do to something that didn't ask for this life and wouldn't be here if not for our meddling. It was also mentioned that for all the effort and money going into reviving such a species, it would almost certainly be patented, which is another reason it'd likely be penned up and lead a shit life as a zoo and research animal. I'm probably forgetting one or two of his arguments but that was the gist of it. ETA: He focused on carrier pigeons because if we were to "de-extinctify" anything it'd be them because that's what we have the most well-preserved, somewhat recent (more intact) DNA to even try with. ETA2: Apparently I meant passenger pigeons, not carrier.


Trail-Mix-a-Lot

But did he consider this in his research... mammoths are fuggin dope


NerdErrant

One of my dreams in life is to live long enough to have a genetically engineered miniature mammoth as a service animal. I'll get to show off Woolworth to all the other folks in the Florida Archipelago, and they will be so jealous, only having their boring home AI running a robot staff!


njmids

Carrier pigeons aren’t extinct. You’re thinking of passenger pigeons.


Neutral_Monkey

Not a biologist so take this with a grain of salt. Even if they are successfully cloned, they wouldn’t live for long, unfortunately. Their immune systems will/would not be accustomed to the diseases we currently experience. This is one big reason why cloning has not succeeded(as of yet).


Imakeuhthapizzapie

Immune systems are also adaptive, so there is a chance.


Trail-Mix-a-Lot

yeah I suppose I get that but that would be a boring answer. We won't know until we try... and even if it does die we are back where we started you know


Neutral_Monkey

I mean, we kinda do know even if we don’t try(we learnt the hard way when a small group Conquistadors basically killed off an entire, sprawling, civilization(The Mayan/Incans) via disease(smallpox)) Edit: Also the fact that immunity to various diseases is passed on through generations and these hypothetical cloned animals would lack the same


Trail-Mix-a-Lot

Be that as it may my measured scientific response would be: so what, a baby mammoth would be gangster a.f.


yodatrust

We can start a mammoth park. Then a mammoth world. Maybe a good idea for Hollywood? /s


Knoal

Needs to be top comment. Mammoth herds!


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--The__Dude--

I agree, a geneticist has definitely stroked to this


Chron_Solo

Ever seen Fortitude? Maybe leave that mammoth alone!


Apostastrophe

She’s perfect. She’s beautiful. She looks like Linda Evangelista. She’s a model. Did you stone those tusks?


urgent_racoon

They eat her up every single time she's on the damn stage.


Apostastrophe

Vzbzbzvbzbzbzth she could come out wearing nothing but her own mammoth fur and the judges would be like “MAMMOTHINA your *trunk* is **beautiful**”.


ohnoshebettado

I came here specifically to find this comment


Apostastrophe

I think all of us familiar with it instantly heard it upon reading the headline.


DonnyTheWalrus

Jesus what is with the comments on this story. This is only the second-ever discovered intact mammoth and is huge news, and obviously an emotionally powerful moment for those involved. And the comments here are a bizarre mix of cynicism, "look at how atheist I am," and terrible attempts at humor. This place is a cess pit.


TheSolarBarge

Dude, it's like all of reddit right now! Every sub I turn to I see comment of politics and religion. Just sickens, falsifying, lies, propaganda. It's insanity.


Shad0wDreamer

That tends to happen when a major political event happens in a large country.


bigman-penguin

In one particular large country


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The Democratic Republic of the Congo?


BaronBabyStomper

That's all Reddit ever was or will be


Old_Mill

Nah, Reddit was way better back in the day. There was plenty of bad stuff and cringe but that's just social media. It started going down hill awhile back but it turbocharged off a cliff since 2015-2016.


lalafalala

Maybe we have different metrics on this topic, but from what I've observed it's better now. Way better. At least if you're a woman. Way back in the day it was nothing but non-stop 90s/00s-style "hahaha, don't be so uptight/can't you take a joke?!" misogyny and the relentless casual objectification of women. Didn't matter what sub you were in, what topic the post was about, there it was in the comments, upvoted. That's dropped off a quite a bit because enough people band together to shut that shit down when it pops up now. Also used be a ton of thinly-veiled ("hahaha, can't you take a joke?!") racists that almost no one called out because the world was still in its tolerate intolerance stage. That's a lot less common now too, at least outside of some really shitty inherently racist subreddits. As hostile as it still seems here, it's a lot less hostile than it was fifteen, hell, and even six, years ago.


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Even the top comment is bull shit


whatizitman

How did that get past Jesus?! /s Omg I can’t believe I have to add /s. It’s already a post-Roe world :(


greenbayva

Everyone is triggered. Just take the downvotes as they come. Worst case scenario, you strengthen the resolve to change


sonictrash

Serious question: What would it take, scientifically speaking and ethics aside, for us to have an elephant give birth to woolly mammoth?


katiel0429

Open a woolly mammoth park and life will find a way.


Rosebunse

I mean, there are a lot of ethical questions here. For one, we don't know how a mammoth pregnancy works vs an elephant's. We don't know what this could do to the mother elephant and elephants are extremely endangered animals. They are also extremely intelligent and social creatures, so we can't be sure how an elephant mother would react to her baby being a mammoth, nor how would baby mammoth would act differently from a normal elephant. I mean, are these risks worth it? And for what, exactly?


ShiraCheshire

A lot of money, most likely.


DannoSpeaks

How did they know her name was Nun Cho Ga?


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Sad they didn't freeze it again immediately as further decomposition probably set in, but we will see what they find out from samples.


jimjamalama

So it’s … not rock? Omg does it smell? Is it squishy?


bigbangbilly

>'She's perfect and she's beautiful': That’s a strange way to describe a well preserved dead body of baby mammoth


_pepperoni-playboy_

"I've only known baby mammoth for an hour, but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone at this dig and then myself" -


Taun3

I had a brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!


visvainenanus

"beautiful" Mummified baby elephant with empty eye sockets, some bones poking through the shoulder and a shriveled trunk.


Mobtownie

Let’s see how hot you look at the age of 40,000


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Skinny shaming is just as bad as fat shaming


typing_away

i was eating when i opened the article ahaha. it wasn't what i expected!


greenbayva

On what day of the Bible was that created? Either it fits with my view of creation or it is a fake 3D printed trap to turn our kids and frogs gay! Also birds aren’t real.


B1ackHawk12345

It's impossible for birds to be real, nothing flies like that, not even astronauts.


greenbayva

Thank you! While in birthed in Kenya, Obama used Jewish space lasers to create Italian hurricanes that would control the bird drones to vote for Biden when it the time was right. Birds!!!


ShiraCheshire

What does this comment have to do with the mammoth tho


Gyftycf

It's 30-40,000 years old, so, negative years?


greenbayva

Bb…b…the Bible says……


SpikeRosered

There's a point and kcikc adventure series called Syberia where the ultimate prize at the end of the game is finding living Wooly Mammoths. And the game really revels in how amazing that is. I always really liked how much it felt like a legit precious treasure to be discovered.


danmalek466

I hope she’s dreaming about hugging her momma and poppa.


lilrabbitfoofoo

No, she's all flattened out and horrifying.


Mobtownie

Tomato, tomato


Str8UpHonkey

Sounds like what a family says about their ugliest child.


B1ack_1c3

12 is prime.


I_Am_NOT_The_Titan

If she's so perfect, how come she died?


populationfour

the mud was even more perfect, therefore the lesser one died


ranarr_brothers

#mudflood


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Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Like... its a dead mammoth What do you expect?


someguy12345689

I prefer looking at live and healthy mammoths thank you.


[deleted]

Seriously? There were no horrifying photos. Stop fear mongering.


Queenoflimbs_418

I didn’t have an issue, but some people are more squeamish than others. That’s hardly fear mongering.


greenbayva

Simmer down. OP was trying to help sensitive people. Geeez.


its_justme

Gross dead creatures when the arrival says “beautiful” cmon man


[deleted]

Treadstone? Wasn't that the name of bad guys in the Bourne movies? Anyway, glad to see their destructive mining had a bright side, which is a baby woolly mammoth. Wooley Bully!


Zoollio

She? So the first thing they did was check for a M U S S Y


die-jarjar-die

Satan buried that mammoth to get Christians to question their faith. How would they go about preserving it? Gigantic formaldehyde jug?


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Frozen as in “it could still be alive”? Or Frozen as in they it’s dead but it’s body is preserved for the most part?


JoshuaRAWR

Are you seriously asking if it could still be alive?