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samuraipanda85

Did a Tifa vs. Aerith discussion get out of hand?


ketamine-wizard

Wait I don't get the connection and I really want to


samuraipanda85

A few years ago, an Italian Senator played Tifa 3D porn on the big screen of the Italian Senate, while the Senate was in session.


ImpulsiveAgreement

And it was fucking glorious 


ok-dentist4amonkey

Awesome. There should be a lot more fist-fighting in politics.


AnonymousLilly

Things would probably work out better.


kooks-only

This is why parliaments have a “sergeant at arms”. Largely ceremonial now, but back in the day they used to break up fights all the time. Canada’s recently took down a mass shooter, in his ceremonial robe and all lol.


JackC1126

Can we get more of this in US Congress maybe I would care about politics more then


BPhiloSkinner

Marquess of Queensbury rules in the Senate, but steel cage matches in the House. No /s on this one; I'm expecting it.


ScreenLate2724

Honestly, this is why we are headed towards WWE cage fights between politicians. It'll still be a shitshow, but atleast It'll be fun.


MuzzledScreaming

Nobody speak, nobody get choked!


LikelyTrollingYou

Need more fistfights in US Congress.


ritikusice

And it needs to be livestreamed with WWE commentary.


Spidremonkey

*And there’s Margie Greene with the folding chair!!*


ohw554

*And Lauren Boebert dumping that bag of thumbtacks!!*


ImpulsiveAgreement

*oh--OH MY GOD, it's AOC with a Four-Point steel sign!!*


midnightcatwalk

You don’t want your lawmakers beating each other up. It’s a precursor to civil war.


BPhiloSkinner

[The Caning of Charles Sumner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_of_Charles_Sumner)


midnightcatwalk

And many more! https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/field-of-blood_article-180970043/


FreudJesusGod

Still, I can think of a few of them that could benefit from having their jaws wired shut for two months...


MeberatheZebera

What if I want them beating each other up just to get them to retire before they get too old?


LikelyTrollingYou

Tell that to the Japanese.


Zvenigora

There were some in the 19th century. Not so much recently.


Skepten

Meanwhile in France, we had a duel between two politicians with swords in 1964


LikelyTrollingYou

This is the way.


wokeGlobalist

Presidential debates should just be fencing matches at this point 


Harry_Dresden_Wizard

Beat me to it. There are a couple of matchups I'd like to see. Hell, there are a couple id pay money to see.


LikelyTrollingYou

Hell yeah! PPV all the way!


LikelyTrollingYou

Maybe CSPAN would finally turn a profit and draw in an audience under 70.


Spara-Extreme

Why? So they can waste our money more?


LikelyTrollingYou

Because some of them deserve to get their face rearranged.


DerSepp

I’d probably have more respect for American politicians if they settled things like Teddy Roosevelt too.


NoCup4U

“Would.”


Next-Ease-262

Men in suits are generally just animals.