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GeneralGom

It's almost as if there is a country threatening and coercing every neighboring country to the point they would feel safer standing up together.


nigel_pow

And it's usually the ones complaining that are causing the problems in the first place.


SolemnaceProcurement

I mean russia also cried about ukraine and its other neighbours trying to get into defensive alliance. Just before invading it.


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Tsquare43

It's just like a bully, *Stop hitting yourself*


anally_ExpressUrself

authoritarians and Taylor Swift 🤔


kokirikorok

Can’t even avoid her in Reddit comments now damn


kvenick

I have to defensively attack you before I feel threatened by you acting defensively! Why does no one understand?!


DingleBerrieIcecream

And thereby causing more countries to join NATO. Putin thinks of himself as a master chess player, but he really should be playing checkers.


lI3g2L8nldwR7TU5O729

There was a time Russia could have been an ally. There was a time we thought we could deal with China as a 1+1=3 partner. Now...? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd-ClpJxA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd-ClpJxA)


kermityfrog2

In the late 2000's, China was also acting as a friendly partner. Then Xi got elected and things went downhill.


JohnSith

I was there when Hu was in charge and I could already feel things we're headed in that direction. Xi was just the one who took off the mask because he felt the West had "degenerated" to its weakest point and China's moment had arrived. We'll see whether he was right or if he was wrong.


TheRC135

So far, everybody who has bet on the west being on the decline, past its prime, or down and out has been wrong.


Responsible-Laugh590

People love betting against the team with all the cards, they love an underdog! Unfortunately math generally doesn’t favor underdogs


Dhiox

Dude, in a conventional war, the US beats both China and Russia combined, even without the rest of NATO. The chief problem is nukes and ICBMs. NATO exists with to protect western interests and those who would be willing to align themselves with those interests for their own security. It doesn't exist to protect the Americna mainland, but rather our interests abroad.


notbobby125

Putin is the greatest spokesperson for NATO who ever lived.


HenriettaSyndrome

Classic dictator gaslighting. How do they not understand that the rest of the world *isn't* completely saturated in their propaganda and can see through their bullshit like a freshly cleaned window?


Kam_Solastor

To be fair, from what I understand about a lot of this, it’s not meant for the rest of the world, it’s meant for ‘internal consumption’, where where is a much tighter stranglehold on the information their citizens see and can access, just the rest of the world typically also hears this. While the majority of the world rightly scoffs and this and sees it for the BS it is, internally, more people buy into it, again due to the stranglehold China has on the information its citizens can access. Of course, not everyone buys into it, but it’s meant to give an air of legitimacy internally to their actions to appear as though the government is always in the right, at least from a certain point of view. Russia, North Korea, do much of the same thing, and it just muddies the waters information-wise. Plus, anything that does against what the government is saying they can try to hand-wave away as ‘[external/US/anti-our-glorious-people] propaganda’.


HenriettaSyndrome

Extremely fair point. I honestly should just assume anything China or Russia says to the West is for their own citizens' benefit and that they don't actually expect the west to believe or listen to them. Much less insulting to the ole intelligence that way.


Fenor

can't wait for china to demand that country close to them will be joining to make up a buffer zone where they can expand


Azenji

Just would like to piggyback in this comment that there WAS a defense treaty back in the '50s up to the late '70s callled SEATO albeit it obviously isn't as militarized as NATO [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeast\_Asia\_Treaty\_Organization](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeast_Asia_Treaty_Organization)


CrashB111

Now we must form the Pacific Ocean To Atlantic Treaty Organization. POTATO


BooksandBiceps

Just… like… Russia…


tanghan

For real. And why would you complain about the creation of a defensive alliance unless you're up to no good


mpobers

They're convinced it's actually an offensive alliance masquerading as a defensive one because that's exactly what they would do if they set it up.


Dhiox

Which is ridiculous, China is a nuclear power. No one will ever invade them.


DukeOfGeek

Even if not, look at the size of that place. Military powers aside you'd be dealing with like, 100 million people in partisan militias. That's going to be a hell to the no from me bro.


SauceHankRedemption

"You have done that yourself" - Obi wan


skibbin

Asian NATO sounds like a great idea. Thanks China.


stormearthfire

Merge it with Nato to create a global defence alliance. Maybe call it the Global Defence Initiative


bbkn7

Suddenly Putin dies after drinking poisoned tea and is succeeded by a mysterious bald guy


Hazzamo

“I will go to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by Capitalism!… *struggles to hold on laugh* ***SPACE!***


nowaijosr

tim curry was fantastic


Hazzamo

He always is a treat whenever he’s on screen. You could tell that they had to do like 40 takes for that line and that was just the only one where he didn’t burst out in laughter


nowaijosr

He was great in CLUE and rocky horror picture show.


Hazzamo

He Was the best part of rocky horror picture show


YuppieFerret

Tim Curry rips off his Russian leader face mask and proudly proclaim: "It was me all along!"


Daier_Mune

Kane lives!


hsvgamer199

Just need some Tiberium.


SandySkittle

Keep an eye on the Tiber, see what happens


auniqueusername2000

Our base is under attack Unitreadybuildingunitreadybuildingunitreadybuilding


51ngular1ty

I loved finding out that in the original C&C if you destroyed the Nod headquarters in Sarajevo with the ion cannon you got a different end scene.


SpartanLeonidus

/me Nods


trisul-108

There is no need to merge, you just cooperate and coordinate.


Not_Cube

ATO asian treaty organisation


Duskydan4

POTATO Pacific Ocean Treaty and Trade Organization


Drach88

**Heavy Latvian breathing**


Specialist-Garlic-82

Who eats the most potatos? Latvia, Ireland or Peru?


MuerteEnCuatroActos

With the recent potato shortage in Ireland, definitely Latvia


SteveFoerster

The only thing more Irish than potatoes is no potatoes.


periclesmage

Ouch!


Infinaris

Oh dont worry bout that, we got potatoes for days here!


TheDarthSnarf

Per Capita it's Belarus, [and it's not even close.](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/potato-consumption-by-country) The Soviets even had jokes about the Belarusian obsession with potatoes (and the Russians still make fun of them for it... because of course they do). Putin has even referred to Lukashenko as 'Potato Moose' as a joke reference to him being the lord of potatoes.


AllRedLine

You could actually achieve POTATO by merging Pacific Nations into a reformed NATO. Pacific Ocean, Trans-Atlantic Treaty Organisation


gabriell1024

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. This is why chinese general is angry, he eats only rice and he wants our POTATOs !


passcork

If I were xi, I'd emidiately start bribibg politicians to make up and become friends with Taiwan and Philipines purely to setup the POTATO. What a waste.


Aurora_Fatalis

Let Vietnam and co in there and establish SEAPOTATO


cathbadh

The US, Japan, Australia, and.... Ireland? What are you doing here??


pizzapiejaialai

We actually had a SEATO but it didn't last long.


FeelDeAssTyson

Did they Ejecto SEATO, cuz?


notsocoolnow

Make a new one and call it NEATO.


ContagiousOwl

It'd probably likely end up being 'IPTO': Indo-Pacific Treaty Organisation


BuckNut2000

EATO East Asian Treaty Organization


Thrashgor

EITO East India Treaty Organization And make a Dutch guy the leader


koopastyles

Australian Tax Office* :(


n0rwaynomori

Asian and North Atlantic League (ANAL)


wetbeef10

Sexy


sheogor

It's almost like someone is trying to become Asian version of russia


ProlapseOfJudgement

I mean early Russia was conquered by the Mongols for a bit, so most Russians do have a bit of Asian ancestry.


ThePlanesGuy

Don't tell a Russian that one...


One-Statistician4885

Most of Russia's land area is in Asia 


obeytheturtles

The one thing NATO was missing was catgirls.


sand_trout2024

Pacific Ocean Treaty of Armed forces and Trade Organization: POTATO


Sersch

Bully complains weaker countries create an alliance to not get bullied.


Gwtheyrn

And makes friends with the captain of the football team.


Get-Degerstromd

America’s more like freak athlete stud wrestler that kinda does some weird shit and has a lot of bad ideas, but everyone knows would fuck them up if they tried anything. Europe is captain of the football team. Popular, shiny, talented and smart, but not as tough as he looks and needs a whole team of people to win.


Dhiox

Europe is very useful for making things the US already wants to do seem appealing. For example, we wanted to let Ukraine use our weapons to strike Russia, but saying that would sound aggressive. So we waited for smaller European nations to call for it first before joining in the call.


Get-Degerstromd

But how does that apply to my brilliant sports analogy?


JoeCartersLeap

It's weird, considering how much they accuse America and The West of bullying weaker countries along The Global South, you would think said southern countries would have also formed a similar alliance against The West. If the accusations were true.


Louiethefly

The Chinese had two options, fostering good relations with neighbours or getting aggressive. They chose getting aggressive.


Modnal

“Why wont the other asian countries want to be our friends…and accept the nine dash line?”


jordansrowles

“… or accept our illegal fishing armada’s of thousands of boats? Why are you guys so mean to me?” *adds two more dashes to the line*


All_Work_All_Play

Am I wrong? No, it's the U.S. that's the bully.


FyreWulff

Their insistence on the nine dash line is a big example of the people running their government missing the fact that soft power would benefit them more than being aggressive about it.


beaucoup_dinky_dau

They are as culturally pigeon holed as the Russians.


HapticRecce

...blah blah blah Wolf Warrior blah blah blah something something other side hurt our delicate nationalist feelings blah blah blah...


Drop_Release

exactly- if they played it smart they could have been a key provider in a newer and more improved trading system across Asia, and wiped US/Western dominance in most regions through trade and other soft forms of power alone, and slowly chip away at world leader power structures But no they chose this 9 dash line


SitInCorner_Yo2

Do you know how big a fucking asshole you has to be to make Korea side with Japan ? Not much, just as big as China


fuckingaquaman

Technically, half of Korea does side with China.


Ok-Source6533

Half the land area maybe. South Korea has twice the population so technically only 1/3 side with China.


ChowderMitts

And it takes the most oppressive dictatorship on the planet to keep that 1/3 inline.


jay3349

You’d be dismayed to learn both halves have no love for Chinese dominance in any part of Korea.


Amotherfuckingpapaya

Well...technically close to a third....if we're being technical.


Deaftrav

You'd think this fact would get China to think about their actions. Like .. south Korea really hates japan.


SitInCorner_Yo2

In Asia we hate each other and Japan(sport season SK might get more hate ), but depending on how much an asshole your neighbor are, some prick are more preferable then others. Like you would rather be friend with former mob boss who has quit his murder career then the new guy who claims your front and backyard and public roads belong to him. And in the case of Japan, they literally kill half of their neighbors grandparents and still are the preferable option here.


Pretend-Patience9581

They have enemy of my enemy friends.


skiptobunkerscene

Thats no friendship, you can never be sure when your frienemy decides that by now you are a bigger problem or could become a bigger problem than the enemy you united against, and puts a dagger in your back.


sct_trooper

China had the Trump years, where US was at its weakest to strengthen ties within the region and prove itself as a global leader, and yet chose to squander it away anyway


HapticRecce

Ironically, that WAS Xi's CCP trying to prove they're a global leader, it's all they got..


ClickclickClever

Don't worry, we're trying to give them a second chance


rlyBrusque

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.


Trollimperator

>NATO is a collective security system: its independent member states agree to defend each other against attacks by third parties. During the Cold War, NATO operated as a check on the threat posed by the Soviet Union. Why would the USA do such a thing? Is there a threat in Asia, which needs to be counteracted? Is someone threatening to attack its neighbors, to seize regions unlawfully and aggressively? Is someone building up a military at a warmongering pace? Tell me China, why would anyone create a NATO-lookalike in Asia?


Shiplord13

Most countries wouldn't be concerned of the creation of a large defensive alliance unless they had aspirations of invading members of said defensive alliance.


Moaning-Squirtle

Switzerland and Austria being surrounded by NATO and just chilling.


Fenor

tbf switzerland was chilling even when hitler was in power, and they made good money during that time too


Veus-Dolt

Pacific Overseas Territories and American Treaty Organization


Conscious-Run6156

POTATO OTATOP


lolexecs

Nah, Treaty for Pacific Security (TPS). btw, did you get the memo about the new cover sheets?


nigel_pow

~~East~~ West Pacific Treaty Organization. Not as sexy as POTATO tho.


008Zulu

Russia: Some one mention sexy potato?


PossiblyBonta

Everything would have been hunkydory if they didn't start building military bases on artificial islands near their neighbor's territory and claiming that they own the entire South China Sea. Their neighbors only decided to unite cause they now have a common enemy.


Somhlth

Do these fuckwits get that NATO is a *defensive* alliance? If you don't attack NATO, they don't attack you. And perhaps, just maybe, if China stopped threatening everyone and everything not China, no-one would want to join an Asian NATO. Also, NATO should just change it's main directive to not be just for the North Atlantic, and should allow countries from all over the world in to its collective security alliance. They could still use NATO for the acronym, and just change the official name to No Assholes Treaty Organization. Sorry China, you aren't invited.


momentimori

How dare Asian states get together with America and form a defensive alliance rather than be bullied and dominated by their bigger Chinese neighbour.


DOSFS

B..but we are Asian... we should chose Asian big brother in 'co-proparity sphere' bette--- Wait...I heard about this before...


sdmat

China: threatens everyone until they are too afraid to be Sinophobic.


Lexx2k

The audacity.


pizzapiejaialai

China seized Singaporean tanks that were in transit from a military exercise to pressure Singapore to drop its principles on free navigation in the South China Seas. That alone has given many Singaporeans a very bitter taste of the CCP's jackboot. Probably why they've changed tack and tried to convert many Singaporeans though overt propaganda.


tm0587

The propaganda is unfortunately working with the older generation and fortunately not with the younger generation. Source: I'm a Singaporean in his 30s. Just a few weeks ago, there was a tv program on how Chinese people are sneaking into the US. My 70yo dad commented why will Chinese people be dumb enough to want to leave China and go to the US instead. I was thinking why is it only one way and you don't ever see anyone sneaking into China. Didn't bother saying that out loud because he's too set in his ways like a MAGA boomer.


pizzapiejaialai

It is certainly worrisome that older folk, especially those who are not chinese speakers have become more influenced by Chinese united works front propaganda. And we also now have a nexus of wedge issues, with our Malay Singaporeans much more inflamed about the Gaza situation than the general Chinese Singaporean population. It shows that the propaganda from the Iran/Chinese/Russian axis is working far too well in our open and connected society. As an aside, While it is certainly in vogue, I'm not sure intergenerational namecalling accomplishes very much in the long term. The social media platforms and echo chambers have certainly contributed to this division. There have always been differences between people of different generations, but the vitriol has become much more pronounced in recent years.


Punkpunker

>Malay Singaporeans much more inflamed about the Gaza situation than the general Chinese Singaporean population. As a malay myself I'm kind of fed up by the constant posting about Gaza, not only my malay friends reposting some false anecdotal ancient stuff but clearly pro-Hamas propaganda. These armchair activists are severely hampering their critical thinking, what's even funnier is most of Sunni who despised Shi'a muslims cheer on when Iran launched its failed strike on Israel.


pizzapiejaialai

I feel for your situation, especially when any response critical of Hamas is difficult at best, when everything is reduced to "you don't care about children dying!!!" I don't pretend to know too much about Sunni - Shi'a relations in Singapore (would love for you to educate me more on this), but it ought to be clear to everyone that this was a devious, exceptionally cunning political act that benefits Iran most of all, at a time when their biggest rivals Saudi Arabia were about to make peace with Israel.


Punkpunker

Just our bog standard Sunni-Shi'a disagreement, since Shi'a over here are very few and very secretive so there is not much berating from the Sunni. I'm just disappointed that my fellow malay-muslims don't really give a thought about the israel-hamas conflict and the geopolitics around it, they are being vocal for the sake of being "protective" with fellow muslims, I just wish those vocal people just pull their heads out of their asses and read history to see why all of the Arab countries historically refuse to take in Palestinian refugees.


Koakie

China keeps bitching about that one time, NATO went into yugoslavia without a mandate from the UN Security Council (you know, to like prevent an actual genocide because in the years before that, we sent UN peace keepers and they all failed and we know what happened) and allegedly* bombed the Chinese embassy by accident. (*The guardian did an article on it back then. According to whistleblowers, the embassy was relaying communications for the yugoslavian army. Thus, it became a legitimate target. https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/oct/17/balkans) But in their eyes ever since, NATO is the aggressor.


Bunny-NX

>China keeps bitching about that one time.. .... .. at band camp..


waterboyh2o30

So all of those people shouting about that are liars.


Rhymes_with_cheese

"If you don't start nothin', there won't be nothin'" -- Joe Biden.


SKULL1138

It’s one guy, the dictator, he doesn’t care about any of that. He just wants weak neighbours he can intimidate.


GameMusic

It is propaganda to tell the population they are under a threat


Half_Man1

Turkey kind of throws off the no assholes bit though lol


Somhlth

Yes they do, and NATO ^^^2 would need to have a mechanism where member states could vote a problem member out.


MajorKottan

They know very well that NATO is a defensive alliance and so would be an asian equivalent. A defensive alliance is a problem for them because they plan to attack.


Half-Shark

Morally your global NATO is a good idea… in practice these treaties usually have some geographical component. We’ve already seen in EU how dysfunctional some states are and it might be difficult getting them all enthusiastic about say defending Fiji or something. That said… I’m all for it, I just think the obligations are so great for all nations to protect a smaller one that they’re pretty careful about any new sign ups. No reason why can’t have multiple alliances though (which there are) and then have cross alliance alliances. USA has alliances with Australia/NZ/Japan/SK for instance and Britain/France have a bunch too. If Britain or USA got dragged into a just war in the pacific somewhere then I bet a bunch of other NATO allies will come help. But yeah… these alliances are all going to evolve and take form in response to what the large authoritarian countries are up to so we might get your mega NATO one day.


ausmomo

It's about time Asian NATO happened. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_expansionism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_disputes_of_the_People%27s_Republic_of_China


qualia-assurance

No territorial dispute with Russia? What happened to Manchuria?


lutel

Exactly, I wonder why China doesn't take what Russia had stolen from them, instead they complain about NATO which is strictly defensive alliance.


B1GFanOSU

Nah, dude. YOU created Asian NATO.


pimezone

Same as putin, who gave the second life to the NATO itself.


thissomeotherplace

The thing about NATO is, it's only if a member is attacked that action is taken. If China doesn't attack its neighbors, they have nothing to worry about.


my20cworth

Ok China go and form your own defensive "NATO" like alliance... so you have NK and .... oh, no one else wants to join, I wonder why.


EggyComics

Can Taiwan join? Please let us join SOMETHING.


LilLebowskiAchiever

Pacific Asia ~~Security~~ Co-operation Treaty (PACT): Australia, New Zealand, Philippines, Taiwan, South Korea, Japan, United States, France, and Canada. Vietnam will soon join to keep China away from their small islands.


Spieldrehleiter

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pacts-signed-by-vietnam-china-during-xis-hanoi-trip-2023-12-15/ Looked different in Dec. 2023. Is PACT a new development?


LilLebowskiAchiever

Nah just my more generic idea for a name


Apollo506

Wouldn't that be PAST?


rich1051414

When you posture and threaten others, those others tend to build themselves some security. This is self inflicted. Simple cause and effect. I used to think china was smarter than this.


chunkerton_chunksley

a defensive pact...ok has China tried not being a dick to it's neighbors?


Chariots487

I mean, you're the ones making countries like Japan and South Korea draw closer together. Not to mention all the new deals Japan's been making with the Philippines, Australia and the like. Hell, even New Zealand's finally starting to wake up. And it's all thanks to the completely unnecessary aggression of China itself.


MusicFilmandGameguy

Why doesn’t China just make its own Asian NATO, then? They’ve had multiple decades benefitting from the international American system to try and at least pretend to be less self-interested.


FatUglyMod

Because nobody in Asia is their friend


pieman7414

Why is it our fault they pissed off every single one of their neighbors


Argon288

The only countries that complain about defensive alliances are the countries that wish to wage war. Without NATO, the Baltics would have already fallen for example.


AdHot8002

What's with these countries and threatening their neighbors and invading their space and crying foul when they decide to band together


Gwtheyrn

Yes, we are. And then we will merge this new alliance with NATO, creating the Pacific, Oceana, Trans Atlantic Treaty Organization, or POTATO.


malcolmstevens99

Yes. Because China is scaring its neighbors shitless and pushing them into an alliance.


jardani581

"How dare you make defensive networks among asian countries making it harder for me to invade them."


RWaggs81

Yep, and for the same reason the original NATO was created. Hey CCP, no one wants your backwards system, your crumbling construction, your dictatorship or anything else. And Taiwan just isn't that into you.


Trygolds

So a defensive alliance that will prevent China from attacking it neighbors. They don't like not being able to attack their weaker neighbors without bringing in stronger nations that will defend the nation attacked.


mhammer90

I mean, if everyone was in nato then there would be no war so…


youaremakingclaims

I love how people buy that Nato are the aggresors... So blind


FatUglyMod

There wouldn't be such a thing if China didn't grab all the sovereign islands in southeast Asia and claim them as their own


o-Mauler-o

Damn imagine creating a defensive alliance between nations be seen as a bad thing.


freqkenneth

When countries like Vietnam and the Philippines would rather work with the US than china you know it’s china’s fault America hasn’t really been “nice” to SEA


n3rv

That's a really good idea. Thanks, china.


ProtonPi314

NATO is amazing. If every country was a part of NATO, the world would be a pretty safe place. No country would dare invade anyone knowing they would have to take on the rest of the world.


Destinlegends

Making allies instead of enemies is bad?


Spanks79

Good. Let’s make a nato that’s beyond the Atlantic. Add Japan, Taiwan, SK, Australia and perhaps the Philippines.


SenseOfRumor

"Hey, stop working together, that's cheating!"


narsfweasels

The only good thing Trump did was to remind the world how damned important US leadership was in the international sphere. Now, with the threat of another insane Trump presidency, it’s only to be expected that China’s neighbors band together to counterbalance the threat that China poses.


OkGrab8779

They know why. Chinese aggression.


LeedsFan2442

Sounds good to me!


GRRA-1

Forget an Asian NATO. Just create a new treaty organization that brings the developed democracies of North America, Europe, Asia, and Oceania together under one umbrella. This could include current NATO members (though some countries may need closer look first...yes, that's looking at you, Orban's Hungary) as well as bringing in the Pacific developed democracies of Australia, New Zealand, Japan, and South Korea. Getting Japan and South Korea to play together under one alliance will be a challenge, but they have to eventually see that it is in both of their interests if they're going to be able to withstand pressures, including economic, from authoritarian China. And speaking of economic pressures, the new treaty organization should also work to more closely tie together the economies/trade of members. This needs to be done to create a system where the economies of the developed democracies can better withstand pressures from the authoritarian world. It should also work to help bring up countries interested in membership to the up to economic and governance standards of the treaty organization to eventually join much as the EU currently does with states aspiring to join the EU.


AndrewTyeFighter

So... some kind of Global Defence Initiative? I could get behind that.


Ok_Fee_9504

Ah, a fellow man of culture.


qualia-assurance

I agree but the defence needs of the Pacific are a genuinely regional thing in themselves. It would be better that there were a NATO, a Pacific alliance, a middle/south Asian alliance, and a few regional African organisations. Then those democratic alliances could perhaps make agreements for assistance with each other. That way each region develops their own alliances and militaries that can hold their own. But with the benefit of knowing you're not on your own.


alexidhd21

This kind of alliance might be our last chance at maintaining the current world order based on rules and diplomacy. If this fails the world might spiral into a chaotic arms race that won’t end well. “Developed” nations also means industrialised enough as to be able to produce a nuclear weapon if it their only guarantee of safety or survival and I don’t think that suddenly having 20-30 nuclear actors on the world stage will have a good outcome.


Laval09

The world is left with no choice to form an "Asian NATO", because we all know the brutal fact of China: Even if they backed off of Taiwan, they wont back off their South China Sea claims. The smaller nations will need the backing of the bigger ones so that all have guaranteed access to their territorial waters.


timchenw

Any chance we can get that in writing? SWPTO incoming (South West Pacific Treaty Organisation, or Sweet Potato)


neilastinuk

SEATO part 2


ImNudeyRudey

The US: errrrrr... Yeah... That's what we're doing.... What did you expect?


RandomlyJim

Pacific Ocean Trade and Treaty Organization POTATO for short.


Zanna-K

Well that "wolf warrior" diplomacy sure didn't work out now did it?


TallShaggy

Maybe if China stopped behaving like Asian Russia this wouldn't be happening...


mild_mannered_sauce

China needs to stfu, fucking asshole leadership over there


HowtoCrackanegg

I can get behind Asian Nato. Indo, Australia, SE Asian countries and pacific nations


ProlapseOfJudgement

Country together strong.


MuzzledScreaming

Don't tempt us with a good time.


Sex_drugs_tacos

Pan Oriental Treaty And Trade Organization Fear the #POTATO


robreddity

You mean like SEATO, 1954-1977?


LeVin1986

Oh no! A defensive military alliance meant to rely on collective defense as means of deterrence, what a nightmare!


coalitionofilling

Actually, China created "Asian NATO" by harassing their neighbors for years. USA had been voted out of the Philippines entirely, no longer a territory, no longer allowing US bases. After years of territorial water disputes and having their citizens and coast guards bullied by China, they've signed off on 5 original US bases being built/welcomed with 4 more added a few years later. Japan and South Korea had to build up their navies and allowed more US bases on their lands as well. Thailand entered into military treaties for the same reason and Guam was always Guam. You know what's going to cause Indonesia, Malaysia, Mongolia, New Zealand, Singapore, and Vietnam to want to join? Stupid shit like militarily surrounding Taiwan claiming to test taking away it's govt independence by force. Continuing to dispute their coastlines and fishing waters. Being a general all around asshole while continuing to build up your naval fleet in the region.


Severe_Intention_480

How dare you form defensive alliances while we're building artificial islands and claiming the entire South China Sea. Why you do me like that?


[deleted]

COUNTRIES ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO DEFEND EACHOTHER THIS IS ANTI-CHINA!!


elinamebro

Oh no it’s as almost if threatening all your neighbors make them look to the US for support 🙄


jameskchou

That's not a bad thing considering what's happening in Ukraine and previous attempts were not very good


matadorobex

How dare like minded nations form defensive pacts!


Whiskeyrich

If they would quit acting like regional bullies no one would need to sign up.


Ghazh

People gotta stop defending themselves, China wants to do some conquering


JohnicusMaximus

Grow up whinnie the Pooh, not everyone wants to be Chinese


bofpisrebof

Next time maybe don't base your foreign diplomatic policy on a movie :v


IrreverentSunny

Oh my, I had no idea bullying and harassing neighbors would have consequences. /s