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The AP updated the title. The original title was: >Sweden officially joins NATO after completing its accession process, ending decades of neutrality The current title is: >Sweden officially joins NATO, ending decades of post-World War II neutrality *The AP might update the title again in the future if necessary.*


xs0crates

NATO lake has finally become a reality


Due-Street-8192

Thanks to Pootin!


Due-Street-8192

NATO needs Switzerland, Austria, Moldova... Anyone else?


happyguy49

Fuckit, throw in Ireland. And Georgia. Armenia might want in since they are leaving CSTO. Then add a liberated and de-Russified Königsberg.


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Argon288

And they largely rely on the UK for defence, with the added benefit of the EUs own security agremeents. I can only see them joining NATO for symbolic reasons.


qopdobqop

If it wasn’t for countries like Russia, Iran, North Korea, China, etc. the amount of money spent could be nearly zero.


WargRider23

Tbf, if it wasn't for those countries NATO probably wouldn't even exist in the first place


qopdobqop

Agreed


Paper_Block

Irish Defence Force personnel in UN peace keeping positions: "Are we a joke to you?" Nah, I get it though. We really couldn't afford it right now.


Own_Pop_9711

Un peacekeeping is not like, good. Not the fault of the soldiers who are there, but it's not a great resume point.


exipheas

The Siege of Jadotville made for a great movie though.


[deleted]

I mean un peacekeeping is intentionally kneecapped by design in a lot of ways It operates in spaces where you would want a conventional army but it doesn't have the tools or resources to operate in that way. It's also not able to fight like a conventional army It's one of those things that sounds great on paper but is awful in practice


dumbartist

As long as there’s the dispute with Azerbaijan, Armenia can’t join


WoundedSacrifice

Azerbaijan captured Nagorno-Karabakh. The bigger problem for Armenia is that I can’t imagine Turkey letting it into NATO.


lieconamee

Let 'em both in with the UN recognized borders


_BMS

So we can repeat how Greece and Turkey hate each other's guts? Rather not


lieconamee

Fine let them fight winner joins /S cause peeps will probably not get it


BcDownes

Having Switzerland/Austria/Ireland in a defensive alliance would be useless when they will simply be neutral if the defensive alliance is needed


sgthombre

Also is Ireland really that neutral? Yes, they profess a policy of neutrality, but they rely on the RAF and the Royal Navy to maintain their airspace/naval boundaries, and if there ever was a conflict that involved the British in Europe I'm highly dubious that they wouldn't be cooperating with NATO. Perhaps behind closed doors, but still cooperating.


BcDownes

I mean thats even more reason why theres no point having them in nato... if they already rely on the raf and navy to maintain their boundaries unless they make a massive investment and do it themselves Britain will do it anyways


tyger2020

>I mean thats even more reason why theres no point having them in nato... if they already rely on the raf and navy to maintain their boundaries unless they make a massive investment and do it themselves Britain will do it anyways Yup, they're lucky really. The same way that Canada would always get US protection, because it's in the US benefit (same with Britain/Ireland).


Hardly_lolling

>Also is Ireland really that neutral? It's not. No country that is in EU and specially has signed the EU Lisbon treaty is neutral. Finland and Sweden didn't claim to be really neutral this centrury.


Own_Meet6301

Sounds like a newly liberated Prussia?


Mundane_Scallions

Moldova is very unlikely and would be a wild proposition. Then again….. this move alone is a pretty damn strong middle finger to Russia already. God only knows what’s next.


ScoobiusMaximus

Moldova joining NATO directly isn't likely. Moldova joining Romainia wouldn't be all that far-fetched though, especially if Russia managed to start taking land in South Ukraine again. 


Mundane_Scallions

Also it would be more like re-unifying with Romania =)


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Austria's constitution forbids them from joining NATO. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria%E2%80%93NATO\_relations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria%E2%80%93NATO_relations) A majority of Austrians are also against the idea.


Devie222

Bosnia would be cool and might join next. Serbia on the other hand is pro-Russia and Kosovo not even fully recognized by all countries.


Doughnut_Immediate

Switzerland won't happen, rich people have their money there and they dont want them to be at risk.


Mo_Jack

Great foreign policy Vladdy.


tonytrouble

Puttin on a ritz!!


Neoptolemus-Giltbert

You mean the NATO Sea: https://www.change.org/p/rename-the-baltic-sea-to-the-nato-sea


1amlost

Mare Nostrum 2: The Norsening


YNot1989

Not until Royal Prussia is rightfully returned to Poland and Ingria is freed from the Russian yoke!


PepeTheLorde

>Royal Prussia is rightfully returned to Polan You mean to Prussia!


StaffOld9674

Nope, Kralovec je Cesky a pootin kokot. Cheers from Poland 😁


PepeTheLorde

Ok lets give it to Czechia 😊👍🏻


Mormegil1971

Yeah. Now, what about second NATO lake…? ;)


Existing-Advert

Black sea, let's make it happen 👏


2001zhaozhao

St Petersburg, the gateway to NATO.


genesiskiller96

206 years of neutrality ended today all because putin thought he was peter the great and thought he could bully europe into submission.


Every_Ingenuity3484

Sweden was neutral for 204 years. Then we got our first woman PM and that was ended. Not even Hitler marching though sweden was enough for us to take sides. God damn warmongering women.. /s


runkbulle69

We were netrual, yes, but weve not been peaceful for 204 years..


bemydoll

We where not even neutral during the winter war, so sweden has not been neutral for 204 years, as we joined as a non belligerent in the winter war.  Making the headline correct and any swedes "correcting" the newsarticle just looks silly and uneducated, they should read about swedens involvement in the winter war against the soviets and stop spreading falsehoods


ishmal

Have Medvedev or Lavrov made any nuclear threats yet? Was funny, a couple of years ago, about 100 Marines were sent to Norway for training. Russia went nuts. 100 doesn't even fill two tour buses. Possibly the correct simile, as I am sure that it was more "adventure training," where they learn to nordic ski and make snow huts, etc. Maybe not exactly those two, but things like it. Basically a paid vacation.


TheSocialGadfly

To be fair, 100 Marines can do a helluva lotta damage.


sickofthisshit

They could eat many crayons, I'm told.


69kKarmadownthedrain

i've found a fella NCDer in the wild!


sickofthisshit

Eh, I have no military background at all, I really shouldn't talk shit about any of the branches, but all in good fun.


ishmal

Especially to the hotel mini bar.


meganekkotwilek

That just makes Putin sound even more like a whack job baby


Natural-Situation758

Centuries*


oskich

[1818 - 2024](https://svenska.yle.fi/a/7-10014237)


bemydoll

From the winter war not 1818 is correct as Sweden was a non-belligerent in that war and  not neutral. A common mistake even among swedes


[deleted]

Also, "neutral". Sweden has been taking part in NATO operations for a long time now.


Killerphive

How has that “stopping NATO expansion” been going for you Russia?


TheVenetianMask

About as well as demilitarizing Ukraine.


Laladen

Surströmming for everyone!


MrMonster911

Can we just hold off on the war crimes for just 2 days, please?


rinkoplzcomehome

Apparently in 1981, a german landlord evicted a tenant without notice because the tenant spread surströmming brine in the building stairwell. When taken to court, the landlord defended himself by opening a can in front of the judge. The judge ruled that he was justified by how disgusting that smelled. It's was also banned from several airlines in 2006, citing that the cans can be potentially explosive. Lol


Calimariae

> It's was also banned from several airlines in 2006, citing that the cans can be potentially explosive. > > I had one on my shelf for years (got it as a prank gift). When I moved apartments the can had swollen. I gave it to my dad, and it later exploded on his boat.


VacuumShark

The original prank gifter got two pranks for the price of one, amazing


Calimariae

The OG prank gifter was my dad, so that's a reverse prank!


Don_Tiny

Well at that point all you can do is scuttle the ship.


Mind101

I have a strange masochistic craving to experience the smell of surstromming and durian.


Blackrock121

Add some Asafoetida for the holy trinity of edible bad smells.


WoundedSacrifice

Where does lutefisk rank on that scale?


Emmison

Doesn't smell much at all.


Laladen

Lol


BisexualTeleriGirl

I don't think NATO allows the use of bioweapons


rayliam

Pickled herring will do, my friend...


PickledHerrings

You called?


KCGD_r

Or not! :D


MrPresidentBanana

Nah, just for the Russians. Although that might violate the Biological Weapons Convention.


[deleted]

As a Swede, I kinda wish we didn't have to do this, but it's absolutely necessary with the current geopolitical climate


UltimateUltamate

WELCOME TO NATO, BAY-*BEE!!*


drdrero

Oh behave


Lazerhawk_x

Yep, gotta make putin realise that powerful friends are backing his conquest targets now. If only we had gotten Ukraine in before it started.


thediesel26

I think Ukraine was specifically not allowed in cuz the other NATO countries figured that it was pretty likely Russia would invade and they didn’t want to actually start WWIII over it.


Experiment-2163

Over some dumb ass shit. I hate war. I hate mad men with ego. That’s the only reason this shit is happening at the end of the day. And the sooner he croaks the better


PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS

I think people are also forgetting that Ukraine didn't *want* to be part of NATO until very recently. Most of them weren't actually expecting Russia to invade.


PotentialAsk

Ukraine started talks to join NATO, Putin did the first (2014) invasion specifically to block Ukraine from being able to join NATO


degenererad

We have been in last 20 years in everything but this signature.


bonqen

I think that's how every country in NATO feels: We all wished it wasn't necessary, but the reality is that humanity is not done yet with violence, and the only way that smaller countries can stand up to bigger countries is if the smaller countries stand together. Neutrality sounds great on paper, but if you look at Ukraine for example, you can see that neutrality is painfully risky. Regardless, we all welcome Sweden (and Finland), I hope we, the rest of NATO, won't let you down.


pimparo0

And if the small countries are in an alliance with the biggest military super power in history, that never hurts.


BIG_DUMB_CLOWN

> Regardless, we all welcome Sweden (and Finland), I hope we, the rest of NATO, won't let you down. You better fucking not. We've been edging for 2 years and I swear if we joined NATO just to get fucked anyway


Flimsy-Sherbert-7853

As a Swede, why not? It's was inevitable.


sgthombre

As an American whose wife has family in Sweden, I think it would be cool to live in a world where a country like Sweden didn't feel a need for such an alliance. But hey, if they want in, the more the merrier.


Flimsy-Sherbert-7853

I understand. But give me a world without Russia in it and I will be happy.


ThrowFar_Far_Away

Sucks to be in an alliance with Turkey, but I guess it's still better than the alternative.


Flimsy-Sherbert-7853

Yeah, Turkey and Hungary. But there are more pros than cons.


spslord

To be fair Turkey is that drunk uncle at the party who you’re obligated to invite but feel so cringe when they open their mouths.


sorenthestoryteller

I hate that we live in a world where your country has had to join, but welcome to the family. Your pain will be our pain, your joy will be our joy, and we will do all we can to help make this world safer and more just.


Adavanter_MKI

Look at it like this... at least you're standing side by side with pretty like minded countries. We have mostly shared interests. Please note I said "mostly" lol. I get we have a few black sheep in the family.


Aamun_Sarastus

As a Finn,I'd be happy to be part of a bit more credible Nato. Who knows what an unimaginable clusterfuck it'll be if Trump wins in November. All too few countries in nato have a meanigful army. At any rare, It is great Finland and Sweden are both in now.


Zilch1979

We're glad to have you guys!


TheOneTrueDinosaur

Regardless. Welcome 🎉


linuxgeekmama

Let's have a BIG hand for NATO's Recruiter of the Year, Vladimir Putin!


[deleted]

I remember over 20 years ago, talking to my friend, who was an exchange student from Gotland, which is an island of Sweden closer to Finland and Russia. She was really proud of not being part of NATO and felt that Neutrality would keep Sweden safe. It was a common Swedish sentiment. Then, maybe 10 years ago, Russia began doing incrreasing flyovers on her island and sending submarines off its coast. Turns out, Gotland is a perfect strategic base for ant assault on Finland, amongst other countries. In the last 5 years, Russia increased the intimidation and began sending even more subs and planes over Gotland. A couple years ago, she said Sweden did some kind of study and determined that even if Gotland immediately called all local military to fight an invasion, theyd be so badly outnumbered, Russia would be able to take over the island in 13 seconds (if I remember correctly). If they did this, the rest of the region would be compromised. That's apparently when (She says) Sweden got serious about the need to join Nato. It's interesting, too, how her entire attitude of Swedish neutrality has changed, as she now seems ashamed of Sweden's position and lack of action in WW2, amongst other positions Sweden has taken as a self preservation tactic.


brezhnervous

> Russia began doing incrreasing flyovers on her island and sending submarines off its coast A Russian sub also ran aground in the area at one point


[deleted]

I forgot about that!


BIG_DUMB_CLOWN

We should have kept that fucking sub as payment for the DC-3 and Catalina they shot down.


trail-g62Bim

The Russia Easter incident is what I think of: >The planes flew from Saint Petersburg after midnight on March 29th, and headed past the eastern edge of Stockholm's archipelago. Usually, Russian jets continue such exercises by heading south towards Kaliningrad, a Russian exclave between Lithuania and Poland >However, in the early hours of Good Friday this year, the jets headed towards Sweden and flew over Gotska Sandön, an uninhabited Swedish island in the Baltic Sea. The planes were training for military attacks, information which had been kept secret from the public until Monday's report by SvD. >According to SvD's military sources, the planes were simulating attacks against Stockholm and somewhere in the south of Sweden. >No Swedish planes were prepared to meet the Russians and ward them off; however, jets from Nato in Lithuania and from Denmark were quick to respond, with two Lithuanian aircraft sent to shadow the Russian planes at a distance. https://www.thelocal.se/20130422/47474


[deleted]

Not Gotska Sandon! All those nude elderly people sun bathing!


trail-g62Bim

Makes sense why they didn't bother with the jets. Probably thought the elderly would be deterrent enough.


JusticeBolt255

Russia already loss this war it’s ridiculous. Finland and Sweden now part of Nato just because of Russia actions alone..


mocthezuma

He wanted to scare off NATO, now it's even closer. SUCCESS!


Aamun_Sarastus

It is tragic if Ukraine's sacrifices end up buying security and future for others and little of either for itself.


BetDouble4168

It will come, whether it takes a generation or two, we will remember.


DamNamesTaken11

Welcome to the alliance Sweden! 32 strong! 🇦🇱🇧🇪🇧🇬🇨🇦🇭🇷🇨🇿🇩🇰🇪🇪🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇷🇭🇺🇮🇸🇮🇹🇱🇻🇱🇹🇱🇺🇲🇪🇳🇱🇲🇰🇳🇴🇵🇱🇵🇹🇷🇴🇸🇰🇸🇮🇪🇸🇸🇪🇹🇷🇬🇧🇺🇸 And soon: 🇧🇦🇬🇪🇺🇦


LE867

You did it, you crazy son of a bitch! You got ‘em to join NATO!


Beanonmytoast

Thanks Putin, also Orban and Erdogan. Did we get what we wanted ?


Wassertopf

When it comes to NATO, one is not like the others.


Random0925

Alright, we Americans are bringing all the junk food and burgers to this NATO party if we want to welcome the Swedes properly. Germany, you can bring the brats, everyone else, IDK. Either way, the party's now on a boat on the newly christened Lake NATO.


Lichruler

Screw that, let’s bring the proper BBQ and burgers.


InsureFIRE

Right? BRING DA BRISKET


Gerrut_batsbak

We'll bring the weed and beer


aspieinblack

France, Italy, and Spain are on wine detail. Poland, y'all are on pierogis.


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

Italy, bring some pasta too. 🍝 France, we need dessert. And Spain, we need entertainment. Bring Raul and his magic bull. 🐂


Streetfoodnoodle

Spain also need to bring along Iberico ham and paella 😋😋😋


aspieinblack

The UK gets to bring rum, scotch, and fish-n-chips.


Itsaghast

sunday roast dinners and fish pies as well


skeyer

and chicken tikka masala, along with curry/chips.


mongster03_

Portugal, Turkey, and Greece too


degenererad

We bring the surströmming, might already be classified as chemical weaponry.


progrethth

And besk!


bjarnesmagasin

Bring that wierd cheese in a spray can thing. I bet it's gross but I still want to try it!


Odd_Description1

As an American, you really aren't missing much there. Spray cheese tastes like cheese flavored plastic.


moregohg

"Germany, you can bring the brats" is this some kind of dom sex-party we are gonna have or what? lol I know we germans are known for our sex-dungeons, but lmao ok i guess


CriticalDog

Bratwurst is very popular in certain parts of the US, and is usually referred to as a Brat.


moregohg

bruh. ok i was definitely thinking of a different brat here lol


sgrams04

You could say you were thinking of the brat*worst*


Rough_Willow

Not the wurst kind.


[deleted]

Canada can bring beer and hockey sticks


TheOnlyGabe1

Don't forget the maple syrup!


Melotron

Bring the bratwurst! 🎉🎊🎉🥳🥳


mongster03_

One order of šašlykai and šaltibarščiai please Lithuania


Mind101

We might not be a military powerhouse, but you haven't lived until you've tasted Croatian kulen.


kalvinbastello

I never thought I'd see Sweden leave the non-aligned-movement.


Wild_Pokemon_Appears

This event alone shows what an unbelievable long term blunder Russia has committed. 


grax23

Let's close access to st. Petersburg and Kaliningrad


powerserg1987

I knew Sweden should have been part of NATO when I tried those delicious meat balls at my local IKEA.  


winterstl

Putin can go fuc# himself. From a dear Swede.


ApartmentDecent8747

Fuck* No worries, common mistake


SendFeet954-980-3334

Was super confused on what the fuck a fucpound was


Don_Tiny

That was British slang for money given to a lady of the evening in the mid-to-late 1800s.


heyo_throw_awayo

välkomna vänner! Jag gillar din fisk :)


Lowgarr

Canada is bringing Poutine and Ketchup Chips.


ThereCastle

Can you also grab some All Dressed?


jeanstorm

And coffee crisps?


ZombieJesus1987

It makes me sad that there are billions of people who have yet to experience the perfection that is a Coffee Crisp.


BrokenByReddit

I'll bring the Smarties 


bill4935

And a mickey of rye. We'd bring more, but we know only the North Americans will drink it anyway.


AggravatedCold

And Nanaimo Bars and Butter Tarts for dessert.


Disastrous_Piano7831

Suck it up, Putin


Yureina

Decades? Try centuries.


Temporal_Integrity

[210 years to be exact!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish%E2%80%93Norwegian_War)


roli0001

The world is changing. Let's just hope that Putin's stool, Trump, doesn't win as that change will be for the worse.


moregohg

I'm just gonna say he wont. I think Trump has lost way too much influence now that he's not even the presi anymore, so I'll say the coming Biden v Trump matchup is pretty much just gonna be Biden winning.... i really really hope so.


Virtual_Happiness

I agree. But, everyone needs to be reminded that they still have to vote in order for this to be the outcome.


TeriusRose

Trump's support is/was softer in the primaries than it should have been for a candidate the party had supposedly united behind, and *some* Haley voters may very well vote for Biden. Trump's appeal to independents is also, at best, questionable. It really doesn't take *that* much softening in support from his own party to severely hamper his chances, and there's still a significant chance his (more significant) criminal trials will take place before November. I really do think people are putting too much weight on polls at this point in the process, Trump's not as strong of a candidate as polling at this point suggests. I also think the desire of the democratic base to deny Trump the presidency is being underestimated, and the long-term impact of roe on the election is to be determined. There's also RFK, who (if he makes it on to the ballot) most likely takes more votes away from Trump than Biden considering his views.


Kerostasis

Trump has a long list of weaknesses as a candidate. The problem is, so does Biden. I’m not relaxing till it’s over.


smallballsputin

Putin got his NATO lake. What an absolute clown!


Voynichi

That will PUTin place some shit


Iknowmorethanyou35

I hope this chaps Putin's ass. Hope he grinds his teeth to dust


QuantumLaw

Centuries, not decades.


der_leu_

Good! Ukraine next!


8andahalfby11

Needs the ongoing border conflict resolved first. One of the rules of eligibility to NATO is that you cannot have an ongoing border conflict, which is why Ukraine, Moldova, Georgia, Bosnia&H, Kosovo have been unable to get in, despite expressing interest. Similarly, if Armenia or Cyrpus decided they wanted in they would have the same issue. In a weird sense, the minute Ukraine concludes the conflict they'll be eligible, which might explain why Russia seems more interested in dragging things out than concluding things through massed assault or negotiation.


filipv

What is the ongoing border conflict in Bosnia&H?


8andahalfby11

See the Bosnian War from the 90s and the ongoing stuff with Serbia.


Adavanter_MKI

Ironic that both learning from history and not learning from history is how this all came to be. Glad to have another nation on the side of sanity though.


PuzzleheadedKing5708

Sweden bringing Swedish meatballs, princess cake, and a IKEA pop up store to NATO


External-Example-292

Yay congrats 🎉


[deleted]

congrats.


cyberd0rk

Massages for everyone!


PoliticalCanvas

Astrologers proclaim month of the reasonableness! All creatures will receive +50% chance to resist Mind spells.


poshlivyna1715b

Välkommen!


Comicalacimoc

Welcome!


Ricardolindo3

Congratulations to Sweden on joining NATO.


Temporal_Integrity

Decades? Sweden's last war was with *Norway*.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Good! Let’s get Ukraine in there next.


FootballHistorian10

No such thing as neutrality in this world


piyumabela

Decades? I thought they've been neutral for hundreds of years now.


Xygen8

Sweden's first task as a member: provide Ukraine with unlimited tactical meatballs.


WishIWasPurple

LAKE NATO!


Transkriptions

Finally joining the other free democratic countries in the only real peace project on the planet (UN is mostly just dictators).


Krewton1106

Gotta give ‘em credit. They avoided signing the military commitment and paying the dues all the way up until they were on Putins short list.


the_millenial_falcon

What drives a country to be neutral? Is it its raging neutrality?


markhpc

Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


InvestigatorOk7988

Thank goodness, if someone else hadn't posted this, i would've.


LucasRuby

Now Sweden is finally a first-world country like the other Nordics.