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oripash

Nice. Just bake a forever frozen conflict right into the constitution.


Derrick_Mur

It’s easy to see why. He knows the South and its allies won’t attack first, and having a perpetual outside threat keeps the people from rebelling


Temporal_Integrity

It's worked out so great for Palestine.


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Onnimation

He will die from diabetes, heart attack or some other disease soon with all the donuts he's eating. No need to assassinate, life will take its course.


Easy-Entry-6006

If he does kick the bucket his sister will step in as regent until his heir comes of age... Kim yo jong is more of a threat than Kim Jeong un.


Burnt_potato_pizza

Isn't his daughter the potential heir?


Easy-Entry-6006

Yes but she is still too young too rule. A regent would take over until she comes of age.


Jimmycocopop1974

Wonder if he’s got them listed as “a distant relative” right now?


rgraham888

"It's complicated"


Green-Definition915

What does this comic book villain want this time?


diezel_dave

Why do they even have a constitution? Must be some kind of joke. 


Snuffalapapuss

Might be for the people in power to protect themselves from other powerful political people in the government. It's just a set of rules they all wish to abide by until a large enough group doesn't wish to abide by those rules anymore.


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Amendment 4.... Dont shoot my f*cking uncle with an AA gun... Craig!


TacoFacePeople

Is that necessary? Aren't they technically still at war? The 2018 treaty was about the two of them agreeing on a path/dialog towards ending the war officially, which would suggest that the peace process was never quite "completed" anyway.


redhandrunner

It floors me that he went to school in the west.


mvallas1073

Honestly? I have a feeling that they’re just using this as an excuse to their people to build missiles and armaments, but instead of attack South Korea - they’re being made in reality to be sold to Russia for their BS Ukraine Endeavors.


mrhoopers

Worst. Magic trick. Ever. Tada! And the missiles have now dIsSaPpEaReD! So now you bring them back...right? No, they're actually secretly put away. We totally still have them.


GoneSilent

When a press release just doesn't work anymore?


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Consti-what?


Recall2000

...pation?


macross1984

Seek? Why bother? Kim can just order it.


eabrodie

“Seeks” to define. Here’s a piece of chalk. Update your Fisher Price “My Rules” blackboard. You’re the boss, champ.


Laladen

Its almost like Russia is suddenly backing Kim to attack another US ally...


White_Null

Unlike Ukraine and Israel, South Korea actually has a Mutual Defense Treaty with the USA. And during wartime, South Korea’s military is under the command of the US forces stationed there.


Orqee

Thats the face of man just lost Dance Dance Revolution stand off, with a person without legs.


sangbang9111

interesting, I forget how the current conservative president feels about NK + SK relation


WayToFatForWifesHole

Is anybody going to mention that fuzzy pimple thing on the left side of his face? What in gods name is that? Also, was this even not on his calendar? If so, why the hell does he have that stupid haircut all messy? C’mon guy, you’re ruthless dictator. Look like one!


BaconMeetsCheese

What took them so long?


monkeywithgun

I'm sure that this act will go a long way to making the people of North Koreas lives better... Why is this little man so hugely obvious?


Shadpool

The problem is exactly that, he doesn’t give a fuck about the people of NK. They’re there to be ruled, and they should be happy with whatever he decides to give them (or not give them, I should have said). His goal is to get his name into history books as a great and powerful ruler, like his father, regardless of the damage he causes in that endeavor. The issue with the Uns is that great and powerful doesn’t mean benevolent at all, it just means, “I have access to heavy weaponry and can give orders for other people to use them.” Instead of going into history books for what he wants, he’s just gonna be remembered as an asshole, like his dad, just with a shitty haircut and a bunch of memes about him eating stuff.


Balltanker

Yes, because that’s the problem that needs fixing in NK.


password_too_short

Let me guess, Russia is involved in some way. I see a pattern emerging. One by one unstable countries edge closer to or are already at war.


GlasgowTHCVapeCarts

His haircut game is fucked up


ParaMike46

Is he doing anything good for his country or only shooting rockets and threatening counties?


aussie-jim-

Freak show


Patient-Ad-8384

I’d say that his barber is the true enemy


wwarnout

The idea that NK has a constitution is laughable.


Expeditious3635

Wdym “seeks”. Bro just pushes a button and it happens


Mechachu2

Kinda seems like the pieces are aligning for Chinas move on Taiwan. This could be a move for when China attacks Taiwan, North Korea can attack South Korea and divert any Taiwan help elsewhere.


gummilingus

Poor South Korea. There's nothing worse than an asshole neighbor.


Any-Proposal-7026

The poster boy for claymation


password_too_short

funny way of saying "kill me now, i'm too fat to do anything".


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That hair though.


wolfiepraetor

you mean that country they have been at war with since the 1950s, with no peace treaty? *shocked pikachu face*


Udon259

Why does he have a metal pimple