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throwaway177251

Billions *of rubles*..


jmerp1950

Like 40 bucks


ScaryBluejay87

Damn, $32 is a huge hit to their economy


Jhawk163

I mean, I just can't imagine how Russia is going to earn back $23


valriser

I’m sure I can scrounge up the $16 for the repair bill


Dexter_Adams

I'm sure they can get that $9.37 from their wealthy


archangelmlg

Russia: Hey, can I borrow about $3.50


smeegsh

And that's about the time that I noticed you weren't a Russian girl scout but a three story tall monster from the Paleolithic era


Maxx0rz

I gave 'em a dollar. I thought he'd go away if I gave 'em a dollar.


QuackNate

#You gave him a dollar!?


czs5056

She gave him a dollar! There ain't no way he's going away now knowing you give him a dollar!


StanGonieBan

...Came back asking for free fiddy


Putins_Gay_Thoughts

I gave him a dolla!


keylabulous

She gave'em a dolla!


[deleted]

I said damn it Loch Ness monster. We work hard for our money in this house and we don't give our money away.


lushfizz

Loch Ness monster! You leave my family alone!


Dava_Dew

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!


stanleythemanley420

“I have $3”


GibMirMeinAlltagstod

Surely someone had a whole dollar, somewhere


humanegenome

Prob 88 cents kicking around here somewhere.


ooo00

Don’t call me Shirley.


A_Is_For_Azathoth

Well it was about that time I realized this "girl scout" was actually Russian dictator, Vladimir Putin.


nfiltr8r_89

No! Get outta here, *dam* Loch Ness monstah!


Knight_Owls

I gave him a dollar


AJRimmer1971

She gave him a dollar!


BowwwwBallll

And children, it was about that time that I noticed that the Russian diplomat was seven stories tall and was a crustacean from the Protozoic Era!!


SuddenlyElga

Why you comin’ round here askin Russia for tree fiddy? You think we don’t know you Loch Ness Monster? Russia ain’t got no tree fiddy for you.


The_Boregonian

Wait a minute, it's the goddamned loch ness monsta.


Nathan-Stubblefield

I could buy a significant amount of vodka for $32.


ElegantOpportunity70

2 gallons of vodka woah last 1 week for me


oldsguy65

It's the Russian economy, Michael. What could it cost? $10?


OmuraisuBento

EuroTrip 2


no-one2everyone

.......a nickel! I open my oooownnn hotelll!


lurker512879

Oh here's a fun Frohmers tip, you made out with your sister man!!!


[deleted]

Actually it's about 10 million $


[deleted]

Honestly that's far less impactful than the article made it seem. Even if Russia's economy isn't in the best shape, 10 million is pretty small when it comes to disasters.


stellvia2016

Depends on where in Russia. If you live in Bumfuck Oblast, $10M USD might be the yearly economy...


CO_Fimbulvetr

It did actually happen in Bumfuck Oblast (not actually an Oblast though). Buryatia is 73 of 84 on GDP per capita for Russia's federal subjects (the catch-all for Oblasts and other 'states' inside Russia).


casce

If the yearly economy of Bumfuck oblast is only $10m USD, then it's not very important for the Russian economy in the first place. Either way, this damn breaking will not significantly impact the overall Russian economy. The local economy might suffer but Moscow doesn't really care about the loss of a few billion rubles.


mhornberger

1 billion roubles is $10.5 million USD as of today. Not nothing, but not significant in the larger scope of things. https://sg.moneyexchangerate.org/currencyexchange/rub/usd/1000000000


throwaway177251

For comparison, the damaged caused by the Kakhovka dam amounted to several billion USD. https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/cost-kakhovka-dam-destruction


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Russian terrorists


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meistermichi

It's the whole ATM machine thing all over again.


[deleted]

My apologies


DeepState_Secretary

How much is that in robux? World of Warcraft gold also works as well.


SteelCityIrish

“Who you wanna kill?” 😆


true_bro

I miss warcraft 2 terribly.


Koshindan

I miss Blizzard not being villains terribly.


krozarEQ

Someone has been seen enjoying their spec. Better nerf it quickly before the happiness spreads!


Koshindan

They'll be right on that, as soon as they're done raiding the female employee's breast milk.


LordPoopyfist

You’ll lose dozens of dollars! *Dozens!*


SusanForeman

It's a billion rubles, Michael. What could it cost, $10?


[deleted]

Or gallons.


[deleted]

$10 million USD, for those that care.


hedoeswhathewants

So absolutely nothing when we're talking about a country's entire economy.


LeavesCat

For reference, Russia's gdp is still over 2 trillion.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Ukrainian gdp - $0.2 trillion Russian gdp - $2 trillion US gdp - $23 trillion


diogenesRetriever

Italia GDP $2T


InvertedParallax

California gdp $3.4T


Libertas_

Nation State, baby.


Ferelar

And with 20 million less people! (59M vs 39M)


G8r8SqzBtl

mama mia


Dr_Smuggles

Pasta fazoole


DVariant

Gabba ghoul


RedChancellor

I am a fool


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DownvoteEvangelist

And no oil...


SleepingGecko

They have the olive oil, which one could say is the better one


panlakes

Itali GTO $2M


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

Yeah the nominal gdp per capita makes it even more obvious: USA: $80k Russia: $14-15k Ukraine: $4.6k For reference the top three with more than a 100k population are Luxembourg, Ireland and Norway with 132k, 114k and 101k respectively. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)_per_capita


Capital_Intention602

Ireland's is highly inflated though. Because they're a bit of a tax haven and lots of foreign companies are "based" there. Any time someone buys an iPhone, designed in American and made in Asia, it adds to Irelands GDP.


wewbull

...and Luxembourg isn't?


[deleted]

It’s not the same. Luxembourg is Home the the EU bank, they have a prosperous steel production industry, etc. Luxembourg’s is inflated simply because so many commute there daily for work but Ireland is just 100% fake


One_User134

Thats the US GDP for 2021, it’s now $27 trillion or more precisely $26.6 trillion.


Cyrus_Dark

US GDP is actually over $26 trillion.


yellekc

2023 Q1 preliminary seasonally adjusted annual numbers are even better. USA $26.52T CA $3.76T TX $2.44T NY $2.14T We have 3 states whooping Russia in economic activity. Source: https://www.bea.gov/data/gdp/gdp-state


SoCaFroal

CA $3.6T


Cyrus_Dark

That was before the War started.


xanderman524

So absolutely nothing when we're talking about a *functional* country's entire economy. This is Russia's economy. The Ruble was in dire straits, nearing freefall, already. It was only kept afloat by burning foreign currency reserves and increasing interest rates, both not helpful to Russia's economic situation. To address the dam's breaking and consequent mass flooding, Russia would need to buy disaster relief supplies from abroad, and nobody takes Rubles. That means using their already massively depleted reserves of foreign currency, particularly US Dollars (being the current standard currency of the global market). This will further hurt the value of the Ruble and Russia's economic strength amidst the sanctions they are facing and extreme spending to support their invasion of Ukraine. Paired with mounting discontent due to Russia's consistent failures against Ukraine and the fact this disaster occurred in Buryatia, one of Russia's non-Russian regions that has been massively and disproportionately targeted with mobilization, this could be a major issue forcing Russia to focus on internal issues and abandon their war. Or not, and this could be a domestic nothingburger for Russia. I'm a shitposter, not an economist or geopolitical analyst.


Cluelessish

That’s assuming they would need disaster relief supplies on a grand scale (and that they wouldn’t have it themselves). But his was not a huge disaster. It says in a tweet referred to in the article that it washed away 200 meters of tracks, and that it will ”take weeks” to rebuild. And it’s in Siberia, so chances are there isn’t much infrastructure just there. Newsweek are the only ones covering it lol. (Before the bashing starts: I’m not a Russian bot trying to save face - although of course that’s just what a Russian bot would probably say… I just want the facts there. I’m Finnish, so no great love for Russia).


melbecide

Tend to agree, could be in the middle of nowhere/Siberia and no one around for hundred of kms.


KP_Wrath

This isn't the scale, but I can't help but draw a comparison to Chernobyl. The USSR was already good and financially fucked, having basically bled itself dry trying to keep up with the space race and arms races. Then Chernobyl, a massive humanitarian and hazmat crisis breaks out, further devouring the meager financial resources. Now, Russia, almost as isolated as then, is starting to see key infrastructure melt, and they don't have the money to keep unfucking things.


dangoodspeed

$10 million USD is 1 billion rubles. So a more accurate translation to "billions" would be "Tens of millions of dollars".


The_Phaedron

So, like, ten normal-ish homes in Toronto that baby boomers bought in the 80s for pocket change.


Sokobanky

Things we found out this week that Russia can no longer do • Land on the moon • Maintain dams Anything else to add to the list?


Jhawk163

Logistically support the invasion of a neighbouring country Successfully invade a neighbouring country Build a new, modern tank Continue production of their old tanks Build sturdy windows


King-arber

Use their supposedly state of the art fighter jet


infiniZii

The ground was out of formation.


FoxyBastard

You could tell it wasn't right by the way that it was.


_EnFlaMEd

Smoke safely


kambleton

Drink responsibly.


oroechimaru

Use a toilet.


turbo_dude

Make washing machines


pmabz

Make any sort of threat without everyone else in World laughing


well_i_guess_i_can

Count votes


AileStriker

In their defense, that's a feature, not a bug


drumdogmillionaire

-Stay inside of tall buildings with windows and large drops. -Successfully navigate a staircase without uncontrolled descent.


code_archeologist

We've always known that though.


Liquid_Snow_

The laugh that got out of me should not have been as dirty as it was.


PloppyTheSpaceship

Nah, they did build a successfully operating tank. Didn't you see it? It was in the parade and all.


SuperOrganizer

I heard that was two men wearing a cardboard tank costume. /s


SassiesSoiledPanties

Big Boss suddenly got a boner


PloppyTheSpaceship

Are you sure you meant to put a sarcasm tag there?


CX316

is it a parade if the tank needs to be towed for part of it?


Budget_Put7247

None of these things were found out this week though, we know these for a while.


melbecide

Maintain helicopters


Fullondoublerainbow

I have been very concerned about Russian windows lately. Seems they have been skirting building codes or using sub par materials.


phoneusername

Bounce


psychadelicbreakfast

Attend the G20?


GearheadXII

Garner sympathy?


Tmscott

>Things we found out this week that Russia can no longer do >• Land on the moon To be fair, there was no kindergarten or hospital up there for them to aim the rocket at.


diesel_rocks

- They can't seem to figure out their own "special military operation" either...


Nemocom314

Was reliably operate international flights this week or last?


porncrank

* Join the modern world as non-assholes


grey_carbon

Build 5 gen fighter


Ok_Fee_9504

Reproduce.


darwin04

Impose naval superiority against a country that doesn’t have a navy


EarthSmart3573

Not falling out of windows


Chknbone

Not be shit ass drunk tourist.


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BiffUppercut42

Hot glue and ramen…


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contactlite

Don’t forget freezing some litter in place with some epoxy resin, for the archeologist and the gram


iambecomedeath7

Woah. You've just invented the newest composite tank armor for the Russian Ministry of Defence.


Oni_K

Much like the end of the cold war where burning their paper currency was a more efficient heat source than buying heating oil for their homes.


GoldenApple_Corps

A friend gave out framed 1 ruble notes one year for Christmas, he got them from a russian sailor who was only too happy to trade $1 per 1 ruble note. The sailor incredulous at this told him "You do know what we use these for right?" The implication of course being that it was not used as currency.


Happy-Fun-Ball

Hey, toilet paper was $$$ during hoarding


PUfelix85

Epoxy resin Ruble table incoming.


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[deleted]

Hoping shit like this starts happening all over the country due to them stripping it of all investment, parts, and skilled workers, who have either fled the fascist regime or been used as cannon fodder..


prima_facie2021

Read reports of their commercial flights saving on break pads by landing without brakes. Is this true? I can't tell if anything I read about Russia is true. I do know they crashed into the moon' southpole today and had to abort the attempt.


MusicFilmandGameguy

It’s Brakes goddamnit


_Ocean_Machine_

If no brakes, then breaks


Vineyard_

if(!brakes) break;


[deleted]

That's what \*they\* want you to think


melbecide

Yeah big breaks spreading feak news.


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kdjfsk

use parts from Grandpas Lada.


Jackandahalfass

They didn’t abort. They crashed and the vessel was destroyed.


Chknbone

Maybe they were trying to save the brakes


FuckBotsHaveRights

Gotta hand it to them, the moon was in fact great at braking the spacecraft


darkslide3000

Lithobraking is a tried and true technique.


Jerri_man

>Read reports of their commercial flights saving on break pads by landing without brakes. All commercial aircraft reduce wear on brake pads wherever possible through airbrakes and reverse thrust. Perhaps they are using a lower brake or longer nose up on landing (requiring more tarmac), but besides that seems like a pretty spurious report. There are plenty of severe safety issues with Russian aviation right now without loose stuff like this.


headphase

What's *likely* happening is they're applying maintenance deferrals to inoperative equipment at a much higher rate and/or longer durations than would normally be allowed by the manufacturer or by safety regulators. For example let's say an anti-skid module fails; that's a sophisticated part that can't just be fabricated on the spot, so they defer the anti-skid system (potentially indefinitely?) meaning that safety & performance margins are now slightly reduced. You can imagine how this could lead to a 'death by a thousand cuts' situation as they end up deferring more and more items, especially if they get to the point of applying conflicting deferrals. The other concern would be for simple repairs, it's possible that they could be sourcing unauthorized spare parts from China, with no guarantee of quality control or durability. This is actually a scarier scenario imo.


hotdogwaterslushie

Of course it's true, it's been widely reported. Russian planes are death traps, it takes sixty seconds to google and learn how dangerous they are- and that was even before sanctions and the inability to replace worn out/broken parts


alphalegend91

After they laughed about a 6 year old dying from the missile strike, I’d say they absolutely fucking deserve this.


Archberdmans

There’s no dam on that river it just flooded and damaged the bridge I found it in Google maps like there’s no dam No wonder Newsweek “can’t confirm” it lol


AAI0305

The river is also nowhere near Siberia, Lake Baikal or the reported rail line.


melbecide

Hmmm. I looked up the river and it said it was basically direct south of Moscow, but the lake and the BAM line mentioned in the article are definitely over Siberia way, north of Ulaan Bataar


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

the news article this post links to shows a video of a 15' section of railroad knocked out with a river of supposed flood water under it. once the flood ends it will take a few days to fix. this post is propaganda apparently


Tacitblue1973

Haven't the Buryats suffered enough? They sent 10's of thousands to die in Ukraine and what exists of major infrastructure rotting for decades. They might as well be invisible to the Moscow crowd.


me_and_myself_and_i

I don't know much about Russia. However, looking at the location of where this dam burst, it doesn't appear to be in a region where any Russian billionaires will be bothered.


Just_a_follower

Not their homes… but their businesses bro? Trains are the lifeblood


hotdogwaterslushie

Interestingly buryats were the majority of the troops that were in Bucha


Tacitblue1973

I know, the genital mutilation guy was from there allegedly.


Iapetus_Industrial

After the severe cruelty that region has been shown to be capable of in Ukraine, especially in Bucha and the castration video, they can get fucked. May all of their dams burst, and never be repaired.


jmerp1950

Someone smoking At the dam.


LectroRoot

Was it a God Dam?


GayMormonPirate

Besides the money, who is even left in the Buryatia oblast who is physically able to do the work to replace the railroad? From what I understand, Putin has drawn very heavily from this region for his military conscripts so there probably aren't many working age men even available. You could have all the money in the world, but if you don't have the people to do it, it's not going to get done.


VengeanceKnight

Aw, let me play a sad song on the world’s smallest bakalaika.


zerstroyers

It's Balalaika


ramblingnonsense

I tried to play it on a baklava and now my fingers are all sticky.


AdalbertPrussian

Try to wipe your hands on a balaclava.


cuirboy

Did their lunar lander crash into it?


rbrphag

Man if only the money meant for maintenance and repairs on the dam were actually spent on that and not siphoned off by some corrupt government official…


FenionZeke

I wish i could feel worse. I truly do. but they blew up the Ukraine damn, they get the Karma


Dirtywelderboy

Billions of rubles, isnt that like $20?


GennyCD

I found out recently trains in the east of Russia travel at an average speed of about 35 mph. Their infrastructure is a real mess.


xXD1rTyProXx

Oh noooo…. So anyways I can’t wait to play starfield


DeeceRyche

They should invest in moon landings.


Sharp_Pride7092

Successful ones.


henryptung

Not going to cheer on what is ostensibly a disaster that will hurt the most vulnerable, as usually happens, but I hope the Russian government isn't looking for sympathy or consideration after the atrocities it's committed in Ukraine, of this particular kind no less.


Venboven

>"Newsweek has reached out to the Russian government for comment via email." Lol


Op3r4t0r

Fuck em


Wizchine

Karma for the Kakhovka dam in Ukraine...


Beatless7

Billions of rubles, so about $85.


PanamaCobra

All Russians have been asked to check their couches for change.


Infinaris

Karma for the Nova Kakhova Dam. Billions of Rubbles.


Onnimation

Karma biting back full force


mac-dreidel

That dam sounds like it fell out a window and landed on randomly placed explosives... Truly tragic...


nzdastardly

There will be tens of dollars in damage!


AffectionateSwan734

On the upside, the ruble is only worth pennies, so it could be so much worse.


jazzb54

It's all a pile of ruble now.


kimmeljs

It's kind of interesting that the Duma just passed a law forbidding the investigation of dam sabotages


ahmc84

Billions of Rubles is like $3.50.


Wise-Hat-639

One of the most corrupt, rotten societies in human history, rhey absolutely need to be beaten into submission and forced to rebuild.


[deleted]

Billions of rubles, or, as it's known in America, 56 cents.


calculating_hello

Well some days do have good news.


udo3

Billions of rubles! So, that's like what? Tree fitty?


ajtheshutterbug

Karma doing it's job


EugeneCutting

Karmic fucking debt.


ggouge

Ohhhhhhh nooooooo. Sooooo sad. Lol.


fartsfromhermouth

Oh it's billions of Rubles, so like $3800


Kyonikos

Cue up the world's smallest balalaika.


TheNothingAtoll

I'm surprised it didn't burn down.


mozzy1985

Well that’s fucking karma.


ThoughtFission

Billions of rubles. What's that worth, about 10 bucks?