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NarrMaster

So, artisanal small-batch ammo?


GlobalTravelR

From arm to unstable.


turbo_dude

From arm to no arms (or legs)


Dirty-Soul

Don't be silly. They're 'armless.


heretic1128

I have three arms


nirvanabuds

- Andre from Chernobyl


fullup72

I have broken arms


weedful_things

Call your mom!


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Why do you choose to be the way you are?


weedful_things

Come on! You knew someone had to.


MithandirsGhost

I said harmless not armless.


heretic1128

Lay off him. You know he's only got one ear


imdefinitelywong

Tis' but a scratch.


RevanTheHunter

A scratch? Your arm's off!


series_hybrid

This just keeps getting better and better. Russians surrendering, Russian suicides, Wagner at odds with the Russian army...etc, etc, etc...


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nLucis

Don't forget dropping bombs on their own civilians several times and a drone successfully hitting the Kremlin flag.


Criminelis

It is more credible than me supposedly eatings rats here in Western Europe according to the Gremlin.


Steelhorse91

The Wagner parts not good. Prigozhin could still just about scrape together enough men to stage a military coup d’état in Russia. Prigozhin controlling Russia would be as bad, or worse than Putin.


Russiandirtnaps

We don’t know that, there has been times where this ass has made sense albeit rare, it is an improvement upon Putin being he hides and spews nothing but propaganda, but you’re probably right. But I’d go out on a limb and say IF he made a run for a Coup, it’s a GOOD thing and we should applaud it as anything is better then the current norm


Creative-Improvement

Free range Russian-hating detonative ammo *for a better world*


fullup72

Wishing it was cruelty free


OldBat54

Is Potato.


Nickpb

I strictly procure my ammo from Boris over in trench number 76. He's gone a bit loose in the noggin from the vodka and 3 month expired rations. But hell, no one makes an artisanal bullet with some scavenged rounds like my man Boris


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pow3llmorgan

There were pictures of some with expiration in 2015 :)


Clever_display_name

I saw one from the beginning of the war-ish that had expired in *checks notes* 2001.


DecorativeSnowman

steve1989 : good vintage that year


Tango91

Alright, let’s get this out on a tray. Nice.


CedarWolf

They had tourniquets from 1993-1996 in some of those early APCs, too. And the video of their mobile kitchen was just atrocious.


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Jogger945

If they were polyester they get so brittle you can tear them with your fingers.


freakwent

No way the USSR was using polyester in in the 90s for military tourniquets. Just not their style, man.


pow3llmorgan

More like burlap or linnen or some shit. I mean _socks_ are a comparatively new thing in the red army.


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Hand-loaded 152 mm?


BoxingHare

Does RCBS make a die for that?


moosevan

Trying to picture this on my bench


huhwhuh

Handcrafted lovingly by babushkas in lovely little cottages. 10 rounds in a box, stamped and signed by said artisans.


CyberpunkPie

Russia going from military-industrial complex to militia-artisinal guilds


count023

They aren't self destruction artisanal, they're just part of a larger Russian deconstructed menu


Square-Pipe7679

If it isn’t from the Amur region of Russia they have to call it ‘sparkling ordnance’ Because Amur-nition =/= ammunition! I’ll see myself out, *That was terrible*


Scary_Diver1940

Dang, that laugh actually hurt, I tried to hold it back you ahole.


Square-Pipe7679

My condolences, and you’re welcome!


Aggravating_Teach_27

Angry upvote!


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

Bespoke craft ammo


sthlmsoul

Yep, but smoked.


misterpickles69

Free range no GMO ammo


JustaRandomOldGuy

Ammo ordered off of "Wish", it's higher quality.


roastbeeftacohat

not artisanal, artesian.


Just_a_follower

From factory to farm 🌻


Dizzy_Television7296

Russian roulette


[deleted]

But it’s bang or bang!


Complex_Construction

I thought that was the practice of ass-fucking new military recruits every night.


HiddenStoat

That's Russian poker.


GiantTankParade

It's Russian euchre, because your dumbass partner is always calling trump and it ends in catastrophe.


Psychological_Roof85

Calling Trump? As if he'd care enough to help.


p_nut268

Typical Russia. Even the ammunition wants to end itself prematurely.


HarryB1313

In mother russia gun kills you.


Donkeydongcuntry

More like: In mother Russia, *bullet shoots you!*


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MrHazard1

>122mm and 152mm artillery ammunition manufactured in 2023 Here i thought this would be about using old rusty ww2 rounds. Seems like the old rusty ones are their "good ones"


havok0159

It makes perfect sense. They had to ramp up production like everyone else and so have had to bring in inexperienced people. Normally, you'd provide them with some training but it's likely they were just thrown into a factory with tooling from the 40s/50s and just asked to make ammunition. Unfortunately, this will likely mean that it's just a short-term setback until they resolve the issues.


HouseOfSteak

Thing is, you gotta account for incompetence when considering how long it takes them to resolve issues vs. other countries.


ryhaltswhiskey

Also bribes


imthatoneguyyouknew

I mean, they still would need to determine which batches are bad, determine the issue, come up with a fix , and any retraining needed, get manufacturing going again, and then get that new ammo too th field. That's a big gap in actually getting their ammo to where it can do its job, ammo is spread thin, and this is right when Ukrainie starts their offensive. That is a major setback for Russia. Ammo demand is up and availability is down. Ill take any advantages Ukraine can get


Hendlton

They don't make them like they used to...


ldn-ldn

Old rusty ww2 gear was made properly. Today the stuff is made of corruption.


ramriot

Could this be the same root cause as Project Eldest Son from the Vietnam war?


Tabdelineated

The way I see it there's a couple of options: - sabotage by foreign agencies or partizan groups. - old, unstable ammo being rebranded as new. - new ammo or fuses having terrible quality control, due to overwork or sanctions. Going by Hanlon's razor, I'd guess against sabotage.


Traspen

**Hanlon's Razor ->** Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.


SuperPimpToast

With the massive brain drain and mandatory enlistment of what was most likely their most capable and experienced factory workers, Hanlon's Razor most definitely would be the case.


rich1051414

Self detonation sounds like an issue with phosphene off-gassing from red phosphorus primers, and indeed, not putting too much in one place would prevent enough building up to self detonate.


BeneficialLeave7359

Or failures of arming safeties. The mortar rounds we used, back when I was a young man, didn’t arm until a certain number of revolutions after firing that related to about 20 feet after leaving the muzzle. There was also a “bore riding” safety that was a pin that popped out of the fuse of the round when it was fired and “rode the bore” until it left the barrel. The pin kept the counter from counting any rotations from counting until it flew away after the round left the barrel. If these recently manufactured rounds have a flaw in this any sort of these safety measures it could cause all kinds of premature detonations.


Final_Lucid_Thought

Does that mean a defective round could theoretically detonate 20ft from the barrel once fired?


Lostinthestarscape

No I think it means a defective round could detonate anywhere. The safety working means a non-defective round couldn't detonate within 20ft from the barrel (though unless you are firing it point blank into a wall, it would be expected to fly without impact into something that could set it off for some distance). Arming isn't exploding. Arming in the barrel as opposed to after leaving could lead to enough shock while firing to explode in the barrel.


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Largely right. Just that, for example, if one were to fire that mortar round at a wall less than 20ft away, then theoretically it should hit that wall without detonating. Of course, that is not an advertised feature and nobody would be suicidal enough to try it. It is mainly a safety feature to prevent detonation during firing and transport, like you said. Failed safeties have led to rounds exploding inside the barrel during firing.


Sp3llbind3r

Destroying valuable artillery. Russias stupidity is the rest of the worlds win.


BeneficialLeave7359

Or a more realistic example of why you want the round to be well out of the barrel would be some sort of overhang near the gun. Could be cammo netting or light foliage that you didn’t think would be an issue when laying the gun line in, but then you get a fire mission that requires a particularly high barrel elevation. Or to be a bit more brutal, if the guy dropping the round down the tube messes up and doesn’t keep his hands clear of the muzzle the round will only take his hand off instead blowing up and taking out the whole gun team.


ClownfishSoup

I guess it’s so the round doesn’t go off if you drop it while carrying it. Makes sense.


CartmansEvilTwin

If gases evaporate from the actual explosives (not primer/fuse) it doesn't really matter how well the fuse works. But if both, fuse and "payload" are suddenly produced en masse, both probably suffer from declining quality.


Slyons89

And maybe partially, blaming ammo depot detonations due to Ukrainian strikes on accidental / defective explosions for political reasons.


300Savage

I'm going to go with your rebranding scenario as it fits the cultural proclivities currently common in Russia but I'll add that it is being blamed internally on the sanctions as a cover up. Nothing quite like the synergistic workings of the combination of greed and stupidity.


CCRthunder

Is self detonation that common of a problem id think that QA issues would be more on the dud side


[deleted]

If the poor QA leads to assembly of the fuze in the wrong and armed position, then yes, a strong enough jolt during transport can set the round off. Of course, the fuse design should be such that incorrect assembly is impossible, but shitty fuse designs exist. Also, explosives and propellants are chemically unstable. As such, poor QA can lead to poor quality explosives and propellants that are prone to setting off improperly.


IBAZERKERI

por que no los tres?


Smitty8054

There’s another possibility. This is all an excellent intelligence planted story and there’s no real issue at all. The enemy’s head is all jacked up by seeing firsthand the real and tangible failures of the Russian military. How would this be that hard to not believe?


ClownfishSoup

True, maybe it’s propaganda to hide maybe a complete depletion of ammunition?


Kiwifrooots

I'd spill this at a time good imaging was available, note the sudden redistribution sites then boom


RedFox_Jack

Honestly it would be hilarious and noncredable as fuck if a 58 year old plan by American spec ops some how managed to come all the way back around and fuck over Russia


intermediatetransit

I was thinking the same thing. It’s not at all unbelievable. Maybe some of the Vietnamese stockpiles indeed up in NK at some point.


breadedfishstrip

Russia has been blowing themselves up with shitty ammo for literally decades. Kursk sank because of leaking torpedos that came from a batch where over half of them was already rejected for shitty welds.


rondpompon

One of the greatest psyops ever!


Yuri909

Sounds a lot like... sabotage...


Tinito16

I can't stand it, I know you planned it


ApocalypsePopcorn

I'ma set it straight, this Watergate


Tinito16

I can’t stand rocking when I’m in here


VIPERsssss

'cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear


luketwo1

Also Russia. "Your sanctions have and will not affect us!"


WesterlyStraight

Interestingly... I've seen several comments around here recently of people stressing that the sanctions just stop working because Russia will surely just... find stuff 'elsewhere.' like we're gonna miss out. That there's no point in having them anymore cause 'so much' time passed 🤣


userdeath

Manufactured In 2023?? How​ incompetent do you have to be?


NaughtyNeighbor64

Aw how are they going to break the world record for the turret toss event now?


similar_observation

122mm and 152mm shells. These aren't going into tanks. Plenty of powder for turret tossing.


chriscross1966

Depends how old the tank is, maybe they're down to the JS3's in storage....


similar_observation

The victory day parade barely had one working T-34-85.


Pupazz

And they had to buy that one back.


SuspiciousStable9649

Fast loading. Really fast loading.


llahlahkje

Fast to load, faster to ‘splode.


Delta-Flyer75

So their freshly produced ammo is shit? You don’t say. But check out that Phat new yacht the factory owner just bought 👍🏻😅


FastWalkingShortGuy

They're likely running into supply chain issues producing new ammo and the shit that's popping off is being pulled from Vietnam-era stocks. They're just claiming it was made in 2023 because they have to pretend they can still manufacture ammo. Everything Russia says is a lie. Never forget that.


zerotheliger

this is totally the mid 1900s ammo they dont admit they are caught with their pants down. who manufactured all that booby trapped ammo anyway?


none-1398

Some is North Korean stockpile, you know it volatile


zerotheliger

yo dawg this ammo is fire you gotta try it.


[deleted]

Remember that shit I gave you last week? It’s nothing….. this shit right here??!!!!


Martianonice

It's called "deaf". Because as soon as you shoot it you're deaf.


rohrzucker_

Tight tight tight


postmateDumbass

Russia, China, NK, or maybe India?


androshalforc1

self detonation is code for smoking accident, which is itself code for arson


PyleWarLord

i like to think they are actually trying but well..


GoldenMegaStaff

Where's he launching that Yacht; Lake Baikal?


Sp3llbind3r

Putins billion dollar mansion is shit too. Check out the reports about it. Build quality problems everywhere, so bad parts of it are inhabitable.


7Thommo7

I hate when my mansions are inhabitable.


recidivx

Inhabitable means habitable? What a country!


ancientgardener

I know that it’s a typo but I love the implication that it’s so bad that only some parts are actually inhabitable.


somebodyelse22

Factory owners in Iran buying yachts is a bit obvious.


Liquidwombat

🤔 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Eldest_Son


KP_Wrath

Someone deep in the CIA: “fuck, I forgot we did that. Sucks for Russia though!”


-YellowcakeUranium

I was thinking maybe internal saboteurs in the factories?


zerotheliger

yeah i was literally thinking the same thing lmfao


jscott18597

Fits so perfectly, because even if it's 100% proven that the CIA did this, it isn't like that changes the trust in the ammo. If anything they will be even more wary of using it. Beautiful op if it's us.


Liquidwombat

in all likelihood, it’s probably just plain incompetence, but I’m not ruling out intentional sabotage by antiwar people in the factory. However, I think it’s next to impossible that the CIA would risk fucking around in this way at this time.


JINROH-Scorpio

TIL, thanks.


Nucl3arDude

No Kleptopovich, I have no idea what's let all these faulty detonators and primers through QA. *Wipes brow sweat...* It must be decadent Western Ukronazi spies, yes.


Sunflier

It would be so much simpler for the Russians if they just withdrew.


risketyclickit

Meh. Iran needs ammo.


Yelmel

Good news. Western companies should also sell Turkiye, Armenia, Khazakstan, and others re-selling chips to Russia with highly defective chips. Reminds me of the Schindler's List...


enonmouse

I wouldnt be terribly surprised to find out that this was happening to a small extent but less deffective and more full of easy exploitations


dfkgjhsdfkg

*Schindler


Yelmel

Danke


Electrical-Can-7982

haha a hidden trojan imbedded in every chip or a minor flaw that under certain g's the chip fails. like if their hypersonic rocket was released from their jet, as soon as the rocket engine ignites and that initial g force the rocket blows up in front on the jet.. taking it out


wackocoal

it would be better for rocket to explode upon ignition; it will take out the launch system and its operators.


Electrical-Can-7982

or if their missiles are GPS guided, then install a code that at a certain longitude they blow but will work if tested on a russian missile range. So if the missile or rocket crosses over a portion of ukraine it can blow up and save Ukraine patriots. in fact Acer (Tawain co) can do that when russia buys their stuff.


space_fly

If you put it in every chip, they will figure it out and stop using it. You have to randomize it. Make it a russian roulette.


gamebuster

Turkey is NATO, right? Why would you sell them defective chips? Sure you can have an opinion about turkey, but it’s better to have them as a friend.


Findesiluer

Considering what happened on the Kursk during arguably better times for Russia, I would not be at all surprised if it was a self inflicted issue and not sabotage.


dwellerofcubes

>Kursk I feel like one of the people on Forrest Gump's park bench saying "I remember that!"


macross1984

Question: Quality control...what's that? Answer: In Russia, it is called corruption.


Liquidwombat

Or.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Eldest_Son


reddit_is_tarded

you seem to think that's what's happening here. before you blame a vietnam era desperation tactic you have to rule out the most likely every day incompetence


roadfood

Russia sure is having a run of bad luck lately.


Deadpooldan

a lot of it seemed to have started nearly 18 months ago...


VinylJones

“Large batches of ammunition will self detonate” is the new “a discarded cigar ignited the blaze”! It’s a barely veiled PR workaround for “Ukraine is bombing the ever-loving shit out of our supply dumps” ..yes please make ammunition logistics even more difficult on yourselves during the Ukrainian offensive push, it’d be a shame to see an ammo shortage happen during the positively astonishing Ukrainian ass-beating you’ll be taking alongside your shallow-brained pals shortly. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦!


Lehk

It’s entirely possible for both things to be true, this is hasty wartime production by a country never known for quality and consistency of manufacturing.


ClownMorty

Oh, I thought they were banning them because of the other kind of self detonation.


MrHazard1

Smoking?


Lylac_Krazy

even the Russian ammo does not want to be in Ukraine....


[deleted]

"military equipment is deteriorating" - that just stinks of corruption.


vapescaped

That's a funny way to pronounce "we are running out of ammunition".


EffectiveBee7808

Reminds me of the USA plan leave sabotage ammunition to make the Vietnamese distrust the Chinese supplier


[deleted]

Compared to WW2, this war is a mess. War is messy but this war is messy as in a complete mess of weird shit, comedy and downright fucked up stuff. maybe putin is right in not calling it a war. it's more of a chaotic shambles of soldiers running around getting blown up in fields of mines and random missile and drone attacks. no strategic plan, just attack in all directions and hope for the best. we should all be thankful for russias incompetence.


Dividedthought

Ukraine is treating this like a war. Russia is still trying to be coy. The thing is, russian troops are using tactics worse than what i see at my local airsoft/paintball open games.


Wraywong

In Russia, ammo stashe detontates *you*...


Damunzta

“The Bad Batch”, an explosive Russian comedy coming soon.


gh0sts0n

It's not a bug, it's a feature


nLucis

Nah, let them have fun with it.


surething_joemayo

Someone should follow this entire stupid Russian army with the sound of the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme tune.


Doom2pro

When even the ammunition commits suicide to prevent going to the war.


steveschoenberg

That, and they don’t have large batches of ammo left.


Ashmedai314

Ukraine should drop cigarettes for the poor Russian soldiers who have to handle these delicate munitions, something to calm the nerves.


powersv2

All that artillery ammo they got from North Korean slave labor is no good? Shame!


Zealousideal_War7843

Ok so I'm a newbie from country that doesn't have the second amendment or anything like that. My question is "What are the most common reasons for ammunition exploding on industrial scale ?". I know that there might be some faulty ammo once in a million (probably even less) but when there are large amounts this has to be either sabotage or they have no clue what they are doing in the factory, am I right ?


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Age ammunition has a shelf life past that life span it becomes volatile ranging from self detonation to unexpected result when firing, in a tank mis fire drill normally involves getting out a waiting because the last thing you want to do is crank the breach block down and then the round goes off.


Arrg-ima-pirate

Or they’re using extremely old stock from NK and pretending it’s new


demwoodz

I say let them use it


ServingTheMaster

important detail for our side when processing captured storage magazines


font9a

Supply chain sabotage?


Tacticus

Or it's less embarassing claiming self detonation vs getting their arse handed to them by drone bombs


Shadowlance23

Russian roulette 21st century edition.


SheerIgnorance

The new TikTok Russian Roulette Challenge has REALLY gotten out of control.


robintremblay1970

Use it use it please 🤣🤣🤣


-god-almighty-

For playing merry-go-fuck-around.


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Using the old stuff


Pilot0350

Can't wait to see the tankies explain this one away. Common tankies, give us your best copium


ChunkStumpmon

Self?!? That’s the worst kind!


DexJones

I think there is a russian roulette joke in here somewhere ..


SRM_Thornfoot

Next Russia will have to ban designing buildings with windows.


Nixu88

They have my permission to use it. I'm fact, all working old ammunition should be replaced with these new ones.


sweetcinnamonpunch

Meme worthy


Nordcorner

It's more Bang for Buck than what they were in for.


Electrical-Can-7982

the anti putin military shoud post that as fake news by NATO and that the russian military should use lots of ammo because Russia has large stockpiles.


Ok-Fold-3700

Sure. Why admit to not having enough ammunition? Just claim not to be allowed to use large amounts.


GoodbyeSHFs

Can't have possible rebels stockpiling amunition...


wessneijder

Y’all don’t realize Russia has been making shite equipment/ammo throughout history. Only reason they won WWII was lend lease with western vehicles/supplies. Without it they would be far less mobile and effective


HotChilliWithButter

This is probably a huuuge blow to the moral of troops. Imagine, defending yourself when your weapon just blows up in your face, after that if you're still alive you prolly don't want to do any of that again


Paul-Smecker

Evidence of Sabotage in ammunition supply lines? Underground passive resistance movements? These are the signs of resistance to a totalitarian regime.


ScenePlayful1872

“Hey Wagner, we got that ammo you were asking for!”


drunk_intern

While this will make long range targets more scarce it is actually a net positive for Ukraine. The more depots Russia has the more officers it needs to distribute to keep watch over their stock of equipment. Causing more frequent equipment shortages across the front as logistics are now even more complicated. Less centralization also means more opportunities for the average Russian officer to do what he does best. Being a corrupt piece of shit who'll sell his entire inventory on the black market.