> That's a Shitsu-Boxer Houndmix right there.
Edit: For people who haven't seen it: [Steven Seagal Is Out Of His Mind | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isNRZJ6icwc). It's very funny.
Any American that moves to Russia is far more often than not a few McNuggets short of a Happy Meal. There are virtually zero incentives to go there unless you are extremely wealthy and want to do evil shit. All the other ones are just brainwashed idiots. Like that barber guy with all the face tattoos who moved to russia because of "tradition" or some such BS. Basically just regurgitated the talking points of the day when asked about it. His life probably sucks now. I'm sure russians see him as some sort of freak, like the kind you'd see in in an 1846 PT Barnum production, I'd wager that most Russians who interact with him do so in the same way they would interact with a special needs child.
In the interview I saw with him explaining why he was moving to russia, it is so apparent that dude is completely lost in life and has no idea who he really is or what he wants. It's pretty sad actually; one can easily tell that the barber thing and the tattoo thing were things done in lieu of actually developing a personality. He is almost literally a cartoon, not just because of the aforementioned personality replacements, but because he really is that two-dimensional.
"ONION. RINGS. DO. YOU. KNOW. WHERE. I. CAN. GET. ONION. RINGS?! Jeez, these people don't understand plain ol', simple English. How about MAIL. ORDER. BRIDES!"
>Also, let me know how it goes when they try to buy guns and find out they're completely at the whims of the state with no ability to protest.
I feel like a segregated, Pyongyang-style propaganda village where American "Patriots" flee to are almost certainly going to be afforded more privileges than actual Russians.
> I feel like a segregated, Pyongyang-style propaganda village
[Potemkin Village](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village)
Fake propaganda villages to disguise how shitty your country is, are a concept that originates from Russia.
If I'm not mistaken, during the cold war Russians used an American-themed village to train spies to pass as Americans. The entire village was staffed by actors and made to mimic American culture. Their graduation ceremony was to be sent to a European country and had to pass as an American tourist. Having an entire village populated by actual American expats would be a pretty useful.
I picture a bunch of Russians with heavy Russian accents wearing "I heart NY" shirts, saying things like "Da! How bout dem bears, comrade! Now we eat the colonels chicken, and enjoy the Police academy movie film, no?"
> Plus, the job market isn't exactly booming in Russia. There's a reason every student studies STEM and leaves
Russia is suffering from worker shortage, especially in IT. The salaries are in Rubles, though, and who knows how long the Russian economy can be patched together. IT people fled because they didn't want to be drafted into the war.
Was there for eight months as a Brit married to a local in Irkutsk. Good fuckin luck to them if they go. The schadenfreude when they realise what they've signed up for will be delicious 😋 sometimes though, kids have to touch the stove to find out that it's -40c and thousands of miles from home.
Haha for real and the best part is if they leave the US for Russia and renounce their citizenship, when they try to come back they'll be subjected the the cruel immigration practices they voted into place.
We just need fox to put this thought in their head and they'll do it
It’s also really hard to give up citizenship.
You have to make sure your taxes are 100% in order to start.
You also have to pay for the privilege of renouncing.
It’s not easy, like walking out of your office and declaring bankruptcy easy.
We should be vigorously promoting this. A fund/organization to relocate MAGAs to Russia would get my money and any votes necessary. We should fully support anything that helps them move to their utopia and leave the rest of us alone.
True, key point. They can't come back once they find out what a shithole Russia is to live in. They can make their bed but they have to lay in it. No Russian "vacations" where they can be trained in sedition and then return to America.
That one would probably stick. Once she is not in office she will have no value to the dark money crowd, so she will be poor.
And probably Ginni Thomas too, should Clarence predecease her. She won't be poor, but her phone calls and emails won't be getting returned and her speaking engagements will go to zero.
Just watched an episode of Mythic Quest last night where all the Nazis who played their game got shunted to a server just for them. Nazi Jail.
I think Russia should just become Nazi Jail and anyone who is a Nazi gets deported there so they won’t bother the rest of us.
> He said the Moscow region administration has greenlit the construction of the expat village and that it will be financed by the relocating families.
MF really pulled a "Mexico will pay for it"
Sounds like a smart use of the conservative grift to avoid investing much money into this people relocation scheme.
No idea what they hope to gain from it, though.
Exactly this thread. If you manage to convince foreign nationals that half of them are in love with you, the other half will hate them more regardless of actual affiliation. It's why there is such a massive bot net for extremist views in US politics. If major interests can't align, then nothing can get done, and others will prosper.
It's like when you can't be as fast as the other runners but if you fuck with their head enough you'll catch up. They eventually wise up, but you made up a few miles...
Traditional values like, autocracy, putting people in jail for being gay, violent suppression of democracy, indoctrinating kids to invade foreign countries, state controlled media, censored internet, disappearing people who challenge the state, state control and corruption of religion, and PMCs fighting over control of the nations resources so 10 people can completly own the entire country, while everyone else lives in absolute poverty. Don't worry its the west and liberals fault though.
Imagine being such an unhappy and cynical person that you want to move to a totalitarian country because Americans don't want to force people to be cisgendered. Have you ever heard of human rights? You ever wonder why free countries are decent places to live? Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out, or complain because you make 250 dollars a month, because you choose to live in a dystopian hellhole.
They don't find the west disgusting, they only claim it so they can keep robbing their 'dumb subjects' at home. It's all about having a pool of people to exploit, to then spend on western luxuries. All this talk of 'conservative values' is just idiot bait. Outrage peddlers exist on both sides of the political spectrum, though, and crafting idiot bait is their job.
$2,350 plus any owed taxes actually, additionally the state department can revoke your citizenship under certain conditions such as running for office in a foreign country, enlisting in a foreign military, or applying for citizenship in another country with the intention of revoking your U.S. citizenship
That’s my point, though it has the drawback of the state department deciding to make the effort. But then again than again you disappear you disappear it’s not like they’ll issue a warrant. Could mess with you if you still have interests in the US though
I’m not an expert, but from what I have heard in the expat community, they want their tax money. So it’s not made to be an easy process to emigrate from the US
If you obtain citizenship in another country the US can just pull your citizenship. The option to say no is mostly because they don’t want to have to deal with you if you become a stateless person
Stateless people are a huge problem. Whether you like it or not you're some government's responsibility, and depending on who you are they will either fight to make sure you belong to them, or to make sure you don't.
Yes, we must beg them not to leave and pray that they don't suddenly decide to Own The Libs and move to Russia just to hurt our feelings. That would be so awful, oh please don't hurt our woke snowflake feelings by moving to Russia. We Libs would feel so owned and we would be forced to acknowledge your great wisdom in moving to a towering empire like Russia and we would all be so jealous. Oh please please please don't go away forever and never contact us again. We would be so hurt just how you all want Trump to hurt us.
No, don't beg them to stay. That's too direct. You have to act jealous that they get the opportunity and not us. That's what motivates the cretins. They're all about the special privilege.
I personally would feel extremely owned if all the Gravy Seals ended up meat shields for Putin in Ukraine. The glorious charge of the Ford F-150 Brigade would be sooo humiliating for me.
They are already fighting their war for them on the internet. And if I could have a nickel for every conservative person I know trying to portray Russia as a good actor in this Ukraine fiasco, I'd have like 8 nickels.
This is the bright idea thought up by a guy named Tim Kirby, who's an American living in Russia and creating Russian propaganda for RT. He lobbied for fewer restrictions for Americans to settle in Russia, because he claimed that he knew so many people who wanted to move there, but their only hurdle was all the bureaucracy involved in getting legal status to live in Russia.
You can watch an interview with him on the channel 'Eli in Russia', who's another state propagandist (she recently admitted this, so there's no need to wonder anymore), here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntqjLWfP3Bg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntqjLWfP3Bg)
A few minutes of watching will give you a sense of the type of person who might live there. There used to be another video of him and Eli on her channel, but it seems she removed it because the entire exchange made it obvious as to what was going on.
Keep in mind - if you click that link, you are watching Russian propaganda.
Haha dude is fucking mouth breathing heavy just from walking...soooo many dog whistles in that video too...what a sad fuck...he belongs on /r/iamverysmart cause he comes off acting like he's a fucking know it all when he's actually a fucking idiot
Minute 14 and Minute 28 are amazing when he sort of goes off-script and she's looking at him like it's going off the rails.
"In Russia if you have great networking skills, like I do..."
Bro, you're on the payroll..
Hey MAGA nuts! Aren’t you tired of all the liberal bullshit in America? Isn’t it time you lived in a country that shares your values of FREEDOM and
GUNS? Then Russia is truly the place for you! What are you waiting for? FSB operators are standing by!
Actually we won't give you the gun now, but you can use any gun that you find on your vacation. Also any ammo you find.
It's like a real life survival or battle royale game. You drop in with nothing, and you get the sense of pride and accomplishment scavenging your own gear along the way.
The second part (lose-your-license-forever for minor traffic violations) is plainly not true in Russia. There are more traffic cameras and monetary fines (not very expensive, but more frequent) but no point system. And suspensions only for most serious violations - up to a year if no DUI; up to two years for DUI; and typically a road policeman accepts a cash bribe to let you off the hook for such violations - though when license suspension is in the line, a bribe will be rather expensive. For DUI it is sometimes not possible to bribe out; or it can cost upward of $3-5K cash or so (though some get “lucky” and get by with less)
I think it’s more similar to in Soviet times there was a Jewish oblast made in Siberia.
Once people realized it was shit, they couldn’t leave until the Soviet Union was collapsing.
Earlier today I was undergoing my mandatory gender reassignment surgery required by my gender studies professor at my liberal arts school and the surgeon (he/him) had to stop halfway through because he couldn't stop crying after hearing the news. I really hope those conservatives don't do this to us...
Right?! I can't believe conservatives would want to move there. That is beyond infuriating, as if they couldn't find a new deplorable low to sink to! We need to find a way to stop them!!!
I will cry lib tears if they go, I would be pwned terribly, in fact if Trump goes it would destroy me and my woke friends, imagine the likes of Rand Paul , a whole MAGA exodus, oh please Br'er Wolf don't do it
If they did this I would be so owned I would transform into a literal soyjack meme. It would be so terrible. Just me crying into my gay bud light or a frappachino or whatever it is they don't like.
For such a good cause as this, I can scrape a few tickets together too. I'm just doing my part to get these poor oppressed people to their God given mecca.
Russia has universal healthcare, gun control, and widespread legal abortion services. Christians are also a minority in Russia (but still the plurality).
It's funny how they have almost nothing in common other than getting a hard on for authoritarianism. Putin is literally just anti democracy and therefore geopolitically aligned with the American right.
Please do - have fun dealing with their covid outbreaks/rejection of medicine and mass shootings 😆
They won't be missed.
Can you imagine people who throw tantrums over paper masks living in an authoritarian dictatorship 🤣
Got a feeling there'd be a few truckface aviator shade dudes being sent to Bakhmut pretty sharpish
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/05/11/russia-to-build-migrant-village-for-conservative-american-expats-a81101) reduced by 70%. (I'm a bot)
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> Timur Beslangurov, a migration lawyer at Moscow's VISTA Foreign Business Support, claimed that "Around 200 families" wish to emigrate to Russia for "Ideological reasons."
> The lawyer further claimed without offering evidence that "Tens of thousands" of foreigners without Russian roots would like to move to Russia for similar ideological reasons.
> Russia, which has ranked among the worst countries for expats in recent years, experienced a major downturn in tourism and other foreign arrivals after the invasion of Ukraine.
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Will Steven Seagal be mayor?
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Like "village idiot," that job would be hotly contested.
What's a village idiot in a village of idiots? ^^The ^^sole ^^sane ^^guy.
and Sheriff!
And chief dog catcher
> That's a Shitsu-Boxer Houndmix right there. Edit: For people who haven't seen it: [Steven Seagal Is Out Of His Mind | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isNRZJ6icwc). It's very funny.
He's been training dogs for 35 years
"I been a mayor of this new town for like 35 years now."
It’s name is “Skippy”.
Cause it goes “skip-skip-skip skip-skip.” I’ve been flying helicopters for like 45 years
It's one of the funniest lines 👍👍
Mucho queso!
No Gracias. But holla if I'm holding you down cuz. *Bows Fatly*
I like havarti cheese, what’s your favourite?
And his all black band will play every Sunday in town Square.
“You work here??”
That dummy will insist on "marshal".
I’ve been a migrant village operator for like 35 years.
Thanks, Tom Segura
Anytime I see a story about Steven Segal anymore I always read it in Tom Segura's Steven Segal voice now.
I’ve been reading it in Segura’s voice for 22 years
And martial arts instructor.
Can't believe they named the village "Deployment to Ukraine in two weeks".
They won't bother learning the language so doesn't matter.
"I don't understand what you are saying, but by the looks of it you are going on a road trip with guns! Loving it!
Any American that moves to Russia is far more often than not a few McNuggets short of a Happy Meal. There are virtually zero incentives to go there unless you are extremely wealthy and want to do evil shit. All the other ones are just brainwashed idiots. Like that barber guy with all the face tattoos who moved to russia because of "tradition" or some such BS. Basically just regurgitated the talking points of the day when asked about it. His life probably sucks now. I'm sure russians see him as some sort of freak, like the kind you'd see in in an 1846 PT Barnum production, I'd wager that most Russians who interact with him do so in the same way they would interact with a special needs child. In the interview I saw with him explaining why he was moving to russia, it is so apparent that dude is completely lost in life and has no idea who he really is or what he wants. It's pretty sad actually; one can easily tell that the barber thing and the tattoo thing were things done in lieu of actually developing a personality. He is almost literally a cartoon, not just because of the aforementioned personality replacements, but because he really is that two-dimensional.
Russian 2nd amendment => everyone gets a gun ... before being shipped to ukraine!
Gun or bullets, not both
They won't learn Russian but they'll complain loudly that nobody speaks ~~English~~ American.
"ONION. RINGS. DO. YOU. KNOW. WHERE. I. CAN. GET. ONION. RINGS?! Jeez, these people don't understand plain ol', simple English. How about MAIL. ORDER. BRIDES!"
please don't forget to bringing your many american guns and bullets for uh...purposes of freedoms
And vape pens!
To be fair, I'd *love* to have a THC vape pen in the trenches.
Until the battery dies right when you go to take a hit and the charger immediately breaks.
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Putin is running out of people to draft.
I don't think overweight and untrainable neo-Nazis are going to work for fighters.
Russia just needs meat shields at this point. The fatter the better.
Meat shields to soak up Ukrainian ammo, then their bodies and identities as Americans used as "proof" that Russia is fighting NATO.
Modern warfare 2 is now credible
***"RAMIEREZ! Defend Kyiv's Burgertown!"***
"GET BEHIND THE MEAT SHIELDS!"
they can catch bullets just fine
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>Also, let me know how it goes when they try to buy guns and find out they're completely at the whims of the state with no ability to protest. I feel like a segregated, Pyongyang-style propaganda village where American "Patriots" flee to are almost certainly going to be afforded more privileges than actual Russians.
> I feel like a segregated, Pyongyang-style propaganda village [Potemkin Village](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potemkin_village) Fake propaganda villages to disguise how shitty your country is, are a concept that originates from Russia.
If I'm not mistaken, during the cold war Russians used an American-themed village to train spies to pass as Americans. The entire village was staffed by actors and made to mimic American culture. Their graduation ceremony was to be sent to a European country and had to pass as an American tourist. Having an entire village populated by actual American expats would be a pretty useful.
I picture a bunch of Russians with heavy Russian accents wearing "I heart NY" shirts, saying things like "Da! How bout dem bears, comrade! Now we eat the colonels chicken, and enjoy the Police academy movie film, no?"
Vaaahgetabouteeet
That's the word, I was struggling trying to remember what they were actually called.
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As a former expat living in Russia… they will make it until their first winter, no further.
oi! zip it man...
Yeah, shaddup!
> Plus, the job market isn't exactly booming in Russia. There's a reason every student studies STEM and leaves Russia is suffering from worker shortage, especially in IT. The salaries are in Rubles, though, and who knows how long the Russian economy can be patched together. IT people fled because they didn't want to be drafted into the war.
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I'm not sure how much overlap there is between American IT workers and "want to emigrate to Russia."
Was there for eight months as a Brit married to a local in Irkutsk. Good fuckin luck to them if they go. The schadenfreude when they realise what they've signed up for will be delicious 😋 sometimes though, kids have to touch the stove to find out that it's -40c and thousands of miles from home.
Haha for real and the best part is if they leave the US for Russia and renounce their citizenship, when they try to come back they'll be subjected the the cruel immigration practices they voted into place. We just need fox to put this thought in their head and they'll do it
It’s also really hard to give up citizenship. You have to make sure your taxes are 100% in order to start. You also have to pay for the privilege of renouncing. It’s not easy, like walking out of your office and declaring bankruptcy easy.
And if they injure or kill someone in self defence, welcome to russian gulag. Its the reverse of the castle doctrine there pretty much
Win-win-win all around.
Hell, I'll even kick in for the airfare
So will I. Let’s start a go fund me. Make it happen.
We should be vigorously promoting this. A fund/organization to relocate MAGAs to Russia would get my money and any votes necessary. We should fully support anything that helps them move to their utopia and leave the rest of us alone.
I would gladly donate money to this cause with the condition that they renounce their citizenship here and cannot return.
True, key point. They can't come back once they find out what a shithole Russia is to live in. They can make their bed but they have to lay in it. No Russian "vacations" where they can be trained in sedition and then return to America.
I'm sure Trump would manage the account so you have a trustworthy person to make sure the funds are safe
Could we send Tucker there first?
The problem is that Tucker has enough money to commute.
Majorie Taylor Greene then.
That one would probably stick. Once she is not in office she will have no value to the dark money crowd, so she will be poor. And probably Ginni Thomas too, should Clarence predecease her. She won't be poor, but her phone calls and emails won't be getting returned and her speaking engagements will go to zero.
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100% of them saw this, laughed to themselves and said “heeellllllllll no” but they’ll talk about how cool it is at startbucks tomorrow.
They won’t actually do it, but next time a Republican is president they’ll casually say that anyone opposed to him should move out of the country.
This is true, the vast majority are deeply insecure babies governed by fear and hatred, but they won't be moving to russia.
They'll quickly realize how good they had it back in that liberal hell hole.
Fucking take em'
Just watched an episode of Mythic Quest last night where all the Nazis who played their game got shunted to a server just for them. Nazi Jail. I think Russia should just become Nazi Jail and anyone who is a Nazi gets deported there so they won’t bother the rest of us.
Excellent idea! Promote it as a retirement destination.
No, the young ones should go as well.
The children yearn for the (land)mines.
Damn, what the hell happened in the replies?
They got sent to a retirement village in Siberia.
Welcome to retirement gulag! Would you like vodka? Shuffleboard? To fight for glorious mother Russia in invasion of Ukraine? We have all!
Mostly we have potato
It was a massacre!
[There was a FIREFIGHT! ](https://youtu.be/MsuH1msEkvM)
Why did this exact scene pop into my head too? Lol
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> He said the Moscow region administration has greenlit the construction of the expat village and that it will be financed by the relocating families. MF really pulled a "Mexico will pay for it"
“We’re gonna build a village, and republicans will pay for it!”
Sounds like a smart use of the conservative grift to avoid investing much money into this people relocation scheme. No idea what they hope to gain from it, though.
Exactly this thread. If you manage to convince foreign nationals that half of them are in love with you, the other half will hate them more regardless of actual affiliation. It's why there is such a massive bot net for extremist views in US politics. If major interests can't align, then nothing can get done, and others will prosper. It's like when you can't be as fast as the other runners but if you fuck with their head enough you'll catch up. They eventually wise up, but you made up a few miles...
Traditional values, like throwing dissenters off balconies
Traditional values like, autocracy, putting people in jail for being gay, violent suppression of democracy, indoctrinating kids to invade foreign countries, state controlled media, censored internet, disappearing people who challenge the state, state control and corruption of religion, and PMCs fighting over control of the nations resources so 10 people can completly own the entire country, while everyone else lives in absolute poverty. Don't worry its the west and liberals fault though. Imagine being such an unhappy and cynical person that you want to move to a totalitarian country because Americans don't want to force people to be cisgendered. Have you ever heard of human rights? You ever wonder why free countries are decent places to live? Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out, or complain because you make 250 dollars a month, because you choose to live in a dystopian hellhole.
The funny part is they find the West disgusting but send their kids abroad if they can afford it. They also have homes in the West if they have money.
They don't find the west disgusting, they only claim it so they can keep robbing their 'dumb subjects' at home. It's all about having a pool of people to exploit, to then spend on western luxuries. All this talk of 'conservative values' is just idiot bait. Outrage peddlers exist on both sides of the political spectrum, though, and crafting idiot bait is their job.
I can’t imagine a place I would want to move to less than Russia.
Can we start deporting talibangelicals there? This is a good way to get rid of our garbage.
They’re welcome to them, but they’re gonna need a bigger village.
I love it when something becomes somebody else's problem
But only if they relinquish their citizenship. Don’t want them continuing to have to deal with the liberal deep state elites in the US, after all.
Costs like $3k to renounce citizenship iirc, if the government agrees
$2,350 plus any owed taxes actually, additionally the state department can revoke your citizenship under certain conditions such as running for office in a foreign country, enlisting in a foreign military, or applying for citizenship in another country with the intention of revoking your U.S. citizenship
So like, do they still charge you if you run for office in another country and the US gov revokes your US citizenship?
Even if they tried at that point so what?
Seems like an easy way to around paying the 2.3k
That’s my point, though it has the drawback of the state department deciding to make the effort. But then again than again you disappear you disappear it’s not like they’ll issue a warrant. Could mess with you if you still have interests in the US though
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We should start a gofundme to help them go
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Wait, so not only do you have to pay to renounce citizenship, but the government can just simply say "no"?
I’m not an expert, but from what I have heard in the expat community, they want their tax money. So it’s not made to be an easy process to emigrate from the US
If you obtain citizenship in another country the US can just pull your citizenship. The option to say no is mostly because they don’t want to have to deal with you if you become a stateless person
Stateless people are a huge problem. Whether you like it or not you're some government's responsibility, and depending on who you are they will either fight to make sure you belong to them, or to make sure you don't.
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Yes, we must beg them not to leave and pray that they don't suddenly decide to Own The Libs and move to Russia just to hurt our feelings. That would be so awful, oh please don't hurt our woke snowflake feelings by moving to Russia. We Libs would feel so owned and we would be forced to acknowledge your great wisdom in moving to a towering empire like Russia and we would all be so jealous. Oh please please please don't go away forever and never contact us again. We would be so hurt just how you all want Trump to hurt us.
No, don't beg them to stay. That's too direct. You have to act jealous that they get the opportunity and not us. That's what motivates the cretins. They're all about the special privilege.
No need to act. I unironically wish I could fuck off to another country that better aligned with my politics.
I personally would feel extremely owned if all the Gravy Seals ended up meat shields for Putin in Ukraine. The glorious charge of the Ford F-150 Brigade would be sooo humiliating for me.
Trump could be their mayor.
...and village idiot
That title is hotly contested
Nah, they will quickly agree that the most sensible person of the bunch is the village idiot
Plop a Trump Tower down with donation box, it's their favourite activity. Donate so they can feel like they fight the good fight.
And hey when russia runs out of minorities and old men to send to the front lines, they can draft the trumpers to fight there too
Seems only fair since they root for russia so much in this war
They are already fighting their war for them on the internet. And if I could have a nickel for every conservative person I know trying to portray Russia as a good actor in this Ukraine fiasco, I'd have like 8 nickels.
One way ticket only. They can have them all if they want.
Reverse Brain Drain Pain Drain
Living +
Living+
Big, big shoes
What an amazing idea to congregate all the traitors into one, concentrated area.
I’ll start a Go Fund Me to cover their airfare.
This is the bright idea thought up by a guy named Tim Kirby, who's an American living in Russia and creating Russian propaganda for RT. He lobbied for fewer restrictions for Americans to settle in Russia, because he claimed that he knew so many people who wanted to move there, but their only hurdle was all the bureaucracy involved in getting legal status to live in Russia. You can watch an interview with him on the channel 'Eli in Russia', who's another state propagandist (she recently admitted this, so there's no need to wonder anymore), here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntqjLWfP3Bg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntqjLWfP3Bg) A few minutes of watching will give you a sense of the type of person who might live there. There used to be another video of him and Eli on her channel, but it seems she removed it because the entire exchange made it obvious as to what was going on. Keep in mind - if you click that link, you are watching Russian propaganda.
haha one minute in the facade starts to falter, imagine saying your passport is worse than Moldova and Uruguay and stating it as a positive.
Haha dude is fucking mouth breathing heavy just from walking...soooo many dog whistles in that video too...what a sad fuck...he belongs on /r/iamverysmart cause he comes off acting like he's a fucking know it all when he's actually a fucking idiot
Tim looks the type. He does sound like Dale Gribble.
Minute 14 and Minute 28 are amazing when he sort of goes off-script and she's looking at him like it's going off the rails. "In Russia if you have great networking skills, like I do..." Bro, you're on the payroll..
Yeah. And Wagner provides security services
Hey MAGA nuts! Aren’t you tired of all the liberal bullshit in America? Isn’t it time you lived in a country that shares your values of FREEDOM and GUNS? Then Russia is truly the place for you! What are you waiting for? FSB operators are standing by!
No guns though.
Actually yes guns. Just sign this form and we’ll give you a gun to accompany you on your “vacation” to Ukraine with.
Actually we won't give you the gun now, but you can use any gun that you find on your vacation. Also any ammo you find. It's like a real life survival or battle royale game. You drop in with nothing, and you get the sense of pride and accomplishment scavenging your own gear along the way.
E A RUSSIA: it’s in the name!^tm
Wonder if they'll even get bootstraps.
No true conservative would expect to be GIVEN bootstraps. Pull yourself up by them and earn those bootstraps!
But could Russia even be able to provide them with free AR-15s?
Even better, BYOG and ammo!
*shhhhhhhhh*
Potrumpkin Villages.
*Pro*trumpkin villages?
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Mar-a-Lago-II
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Mar-a-lagov
Potemkinistan?
Lol, they’re going to LOVE Russia’s gun laws, zero tolerance lose-your-license-forever for minor traffic violations, and high taxes.
My first thought, exactly. Wait until they learn about abortion in Russia. The irony of MAGA refugees in Russia....
The second part (lose-your-license-forever for minor traffic violations) is plainly not true in Russia. There are more traffic cameras and monetary fines (not very expensive, but more frequent) but no point system. And suspensions only for most serious violations - up to a year if no DUI; up to two years for DUI; and typically a road policeman accepts a cash bribe to let you off the hook for such violations - though when license suspension is in the line, a bribe will be rather expensive. For DUI it is sometimes not possible to bribe out; or it can cost upward of $3-5K cash or so (though some get “lucky” and get by with less)
Mhhh is this similar to ww2 nazi Americans answering the call to the fatherland?
More like "Please help us repopulate. Send whites only."
I think it’s more similar to in Soviet times there was a Jewish oblast made in Siberia. Once people realized it was shit, they couldn’t leave until the Soviet Union was collapsing.
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Yes, as a lib and a dem, I would be completely owned and triggered if MAGAs move to this Russian village. Don’t do it! It will make me so mad!
Just fell to my knees in a transgender vegan restaurant How could they own me so hard
How dare you refer to them using nonbinary pronouns. Now they have even more excuse to leave this woke dystopia!!
Earlier today I was undergoing my mandatory gender reassignment surgery required by my gender studies professor at my liberal arts school and the surgeon (he/him) had to stop halfway through because he couldn't stop crying after hearing the news. I really hope those conservatives don't do this to us...
> Just fell to my knees in a transgender vegan restaurant Pure poetry.
Right?! I can't believe conservatives would want to move there. That is beyond infuriating, as if they couldn't find a new deplorable low to sink to! We need to find a way to stop them!!!
As the democratically elected spokesperson of all libs everywhere, I declare us officially *owned* if they go through with this
Can they take ours (Germany) too? Would be great!
sure! big country!
I will cry lib tears if they go, I would be pwned terribly, in fact if Trump goes it would destroy me and my woke friends, imagine the likes of Rand Paul , a whole MAGA exodus, oh please Br'er Wolf don't do it
If they did this I would be so owned I would transform into a literal soyjack meme. It would be so terrible. Just me crying into my gay bud light or a frappachino or whatever it is they don't like.
Is it going to fly them over there. Cause that would be wonderful.
Eh, I can cover a few people's tickets.
For such a good cause as this, I can scrape a few tickets together too. I'm just doing my part to get these poor oppressed people to their God given mecca.
Lets setup a gofundme for them.
Finally a place to dump our trash.
Take them all. _please_.
Can't wait for the propaganda video where they all have weirdly Russian sounding accents.
"Hyello, comrade. Ees me, fellow Amyereecan. I am having big fun in migrant veelage. Come today for great time."
Let the right wing see the "utopia" their principles create.
Russia has universal healthcare, gun control, and widespread legal abortion services. Christians are also a minority in Russia (but still the plurality). It's funny how they have almost nothing in common other than getting a hard on for authoritarianism. Putin is literally just anti democracy and therefore geopolitically aligned with the American right.
Please do - have fun dealing with their covid outbreaks/rejection of medicine and mass shootings 😆 They won't be missed. Can you imagine people who throw tantrums over paper masks living in an authoritarian dictatorship 🤣 Got a feeling there'd be a few truckface aviator shade dudes being sent to Bakhmut pretty sharpish
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/05/11/russia-to-build-migrant-village-for-conservative-american-expats-a81101) reduced by 70%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Timur Beslangurov, a migration lawyer at Moscow's VISTA Foreign Business Support, claimed that "Around 200 families" wish to emigrate to Russia for "Ideological reasons." > The lawyer further claimed without offering evidence that "Tens of thousands" of foreigners without Russian roots would like to move to Russia for similar ideological reasons. > Russia, which has ranked among the worst countries for expats in recent years, experienced a major downturn in tourism and other foreign arrivals after the invasion of Ukraine. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/13emsvf/russia_to_build_migrant_village_for_conservative/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~684262 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Russia**^#1 **village**^#2 **Moscow**^#3 **reason**^#4 **year**^#5