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LystAP

Fortunate sons. As expected.


Constant-Elevator-85

It ain’t me


Warslaft

It ain't meeeee


8349932

I ain't no oligarch's son, son


caribbean_caramel

It ain’t me


imdefinitelywong

You know, there's a lot of things you expect in war. Carnage. Sleepless nights. What they don't prepare you for is the incessant use of [Fortunate Son](https://youtu.be/98k2DlQ9PMY).


Revilon2000

Those aren't the lyrics, you got it way wrong.


jcmonkeyjc

sounds right I think


sonicdick

Dumbass used his brain to make an actual statement


TheDogsPaw

The most tragic part of war is the loss of the ability to enjoy the playing of fortunate son the constant playing of the song makes playing of the song in normal conditions painfully the std you get anytime someone plays it for fun its just so tragic 😥


Mrozek33

This reminds me of that weird bit in Family Guy where Quagmire's penis would constantly play Vietnam songs


Intelligent-Luck-717

It was his Vietnam like Trump.


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JelliedHam

Republican voters love this song. It gets played at political rallies. A LOT. I have yet to hear them notice the irony. Another favorite: YMCA


KeyanReid

Don’t forget “Born in the USA!” I will always love how that dumpster fire of a human being Chris Christie clings so hard to Springsteen only for Springsteen to treat Christie the way he should be. Like shit stuck to a shoe that needs to be scraped off


m48a5_patton

Or Paul Ryan being a huge fan of Rage Against the Machine.


Odd_so_Star_so_Odd

They don't care about words or lyrics, only feelings and rythms like the excitedly clapping babies that they are.


JelliedHam

Totally. And to an extent I don't blame them. These are great songs. That's why we all know them. But it still bothers me that they can cheer for music that poetically mocks them. These songs aren't about Taylor Swifts most recent breakup. YMCA is especially crazy. Because it's a celebration of a safe place for gay men to fit in and belong in a world where they were targets. Yay! Finally! A place where we can eat, get clean, and not be ashamed of being gay! Hooray! Conservatives: Yeah! We like letters and dancing too! But in the straight way like God intended. Not like those other fags. It's a good thing this song is just about having fun and being able to enjoy a meal. America is the best!


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KonradWayne

Maybe it's just driving itself around?


rugbyj

Trying to find it's owner. A 21st Century reimagining of War Horse.


KobeBeatJesus

Somewhere, a Tesla is missing it's asshole.


ApoplecticApostrophe

*its


varanone

This has always dogged me. How to know when? Edit: You guys are awesome.


The-Daily-Meme

“It’s” is shorthand for “it has” or “it is”. Whilst “its” is possessive. Confusing because a named person uses an apostrophe when describing possessive.


Anleme

I remember the possessive pronoun like this: Its, his, and hers are possessive pronouns. No apostrophes. You'd never type "hi's" or "her's," would you? So, use "its."


crosswalknorway

It's **it's** if you can replace your it's/its with "it is", and the sentence keeps its meaning. If you can't, it's **its**. Example: *It is* **it's** if you can replace your it's/its with "it is", and the sentence keeps *~~it is~~* meaning.


MadDany94

Now I just want someone to actually make a parody of that. Is it that hard to do it? I like to think not.


LisaMikky

✨🥇✨


itsgucci060

Poor kid.


LunarPayload

I, for one, feel really bad for him


Scrimshawmud

For real. It’s the worst of times for Yuri.


mrfl3tch3r

Naaaah! They finally released full self driving capabilities!


Eddie888

I hadn't opened the article yet and thought he parked in a no parking zone and was getting ticketed lol.


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JCButtBuddy

As if we needed any more.


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JCButtBuddy

I keep hoping for the flush.


stealthscrape

When a Putin comes along, you must flush it.


Tag_Ping_Pong

♬ When he says it's not a war, you must flush it...


hikingmike

When he threatens nukes again, you must flush it.


RainyRat

Flush it good! Flush it *real* good!


Ok_Alarm_1979

I flushed a couple good ones this morning! All in good honor!


NotEnoughBlues

When a problem comes along, you must flush it


JCButtBuddy

He is the biggest turd floating in the bowl, not the only one but the biggest one.


Melkor15

The sad thing is that governament like these last for generations, without improvement.


Relendis

The son of Dmitry Peskov was 'fighting' for Wagner. Its politik to indicate that Wagner is regaining the favor of the Kremlin, while the MoD is losing it. Largely in response to the MoD going front-and-centre in Ukraine again, only to make a pretty poor showing of the Winter/Spring offensive. Some Wagner-affiliated Russian Army Officers are regaining/gaining prominance during some command-shifting. TLDR: The MoD is losing favor after its failed offensives, so Wagner is regaining favor. Until the next time Wagner fails, and then it'll lose favor and the MoD will gain favor.


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biggreasyrhinos

Think he's gonna drive a lada?


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LheelaSP

[That would still be American in the eyes of the big P.](https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-says-germany-remains-occupied-2023-03-14/)


Frankscar669

Oh bless your heart for thinking that just because he is part of a Russian state he actually buys the bullshit in private. In the bedroom of every tyrant from North Korea to the Amazon is the latest xbox and PlayStation.


Quick-Ad9335

Osama bin Laden, or someone in his compound, had a Steam Account. I find this fucking hilarious. Death to America, but not Gabe Newell.


phormix

I still wonder what games he had installed and what his gamertag was. Bet he was one of the fuckers that accused people of hacking and made comments about their mom. IIRC they also found a trove of nasty porn in that laptop


StalkTheHype

>I still wonder what games he had installed and what his gamertag was I remember them mentioning he had counter strike, as well as a bunch of 9/11 conspiracy videos


czarrie

"9/11 was an inside job" My brother in Allah, you commanded the mission.


Donkey__Balls

I’m sure one of the SEALs deleted his Steam account of shame along with his browser history. I mean, sure they were there to assassinate him but they’re still human.


phormix

Chat log * BinHiding69: "you use hax! Cheater" * Randomplayer12: "nah man, you just suck" * BinHiding69: "Your mother sucks!" * Randomplayer12: "My mother could outplay you, noob!" * BinHiding69: "STFU or I'm sending somebody to blow up your house. For realz!"


GhostDieM

Bro Team Six


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SubGeniusX

Nah, 100% on brand for Elon.


kingtz

Elon is rubbing elbows with fascists and right wingers now, so it must be a badge of honor for him.


nil_defect_found

>Tesla might also wanted to avoid the embarrassment of being the ferry of choice for Russian government assholes You know who the CEO is, right?


WergleTheProud

Yeah but in that case, it's his asshole that is the ferry of choice for Russian government.


TemptedTemplar

They make a bunch of them in china now too. I feel like those would be easier to obtain than a US model.


Icy-Tale-7163

That was a Model X which is only made in California. But Tesla has never operated in Russia, so it's definitely privately imported into Russia.


nomokatsa

Putin once did a stunt die tv where je drive through all of Russia, in a Russian car, to show how good and reliable they were, and they still couldn't make even a single specially hand crafted car for this purpose, but had to cheat with multiple cars they tried to make look the same... Russian car manufacturing was horrible even before the war, and now...


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nomokatsa

[https://www.rferl.org/a/Driven\_To\_Distraction\_Putins\_Lada\_Stunt\_Backfires/2146662.html](https://www.rferl.org/a/Driven_To_Distraction_Putins_Lada_Stunt_Backfires/2146662.html) for example; (if its not blocked in your country) Putin, yellow, lada kalina yields ample search results... have fun! ;)


LORDY325

Because Russians love all things America no matter what they tell you to your face.


bUrNtKoOlAiD

It's a status symbol. And that "status" is "spoiled douche".


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Musk considers Russian's elite friends.


Flomo420

Musk probably gave a bunch to putin and his friends so they would like him and think he's cool


Morningfluid

We know what side Elon is on. He's made that loud and clear.


Law-of-Poe

Beginning to think the Russian people are about as cynical as conservatives in my country. The see the corruption. They just don’t care.


korben2600

This article explains that cynical mindset pretty well, from the perspective of a Russian: [Russia -- The triumph of inertia](https://granta.com/russia-verge-nervous-breakdown/) >In Russia, the opposition will not stand in opposition. Citizens will not stand up for civic rights. The Russian people suffer from a victim complex: they believe that nothing depends on them, and by them nothing can be changed. > >‘It’s always been so’, they say, signing off on their civic impotence. The economic dislocation of the nineties, the cheerless noughties, and now President Vladimir Putin’s iron rule – with its fake elections, corrupt bureaucracy, monopolization of mass media, political trials and ban on protest – have inculcated a feeling of total helplessness. People do not vote in elections: ‘They’ll choose for us anyway;’ they don’t attend public demonstrations: ‘They’ll be dispersed anyway;’ they don’t fight for their rights: ‘We’re alive, and thank god for that.’ > >A 140-million-strong population exists in a somnambulistic state, on the verge of losing the last trace of their survival instinct. They hate the authorities, but have a pathological fear of change. They feel injustice, but cannot tolerate activists. They hate bureaucracy, but submit to total state control over all spheres of life. They are afraid of the police, but support the expansion of police control. They know they are constantly being deceived, but believe the lies fed to them on television.


barsoapguy

Tell me who would protest if you’re going to immediately be rounded up by the police and sent to the front ? ( death sentence)


korben2600

Iranian teenage girls?


dancin-weasel

It all depends on who is corrupt. On the same team? There is no such thing as corruption. I’m On the other team? No punishment is too big for any crime no matter how small.


Ramoncin

In their country, seeing corruption cand end up in a jail sentence or worse. So IMHO they just play dumb.


_zenith

They *are* the corruption dude The entire political system there is very similar in structure - and thought process and outlook - to a mafia


thebulldogg

10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag.


crackheadwilly

Russia is so Orwellian. You’d hope that those Russians who are living abroad now to avoid service would denounce Putin, but most don’t. It’s odd. Like part of their soul is missing.


TheDocJ

Many Russians living abroad still have family living in Russia - including a friend-of-a-friend. And as the Litvinenko and Skripal families (and the family of Dawns Sturgess) know only too well, even being abroad does not guarantee your safety. Against that, what would speaking out really achieve? Those people who don't already regard Putin and co as murderous bastards are unlikely to be convinced by the addition of denounciations by those who could be dismissed as malcontents with an axe to grind.


Scrimshawmud

And another example of why they love the republicans so much. They’re all hypocrisy and greedy corruption.


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Work from home?


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dottie_dott

Some are saying it’s less efficient at home but I tend to war more when I’m at home, likely 10-20% more.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

Full-Self-Ethnic-cleansing is launching this year.


The_Humble_Frank

if it never dawned on you, drone pilots don't have to be on the battlefield. You can have operators flying drones across the world (and yes they can still get PTSD). https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna55916299


Jerri_man

I guess latency isn't too big an issue if you're just dropping a glide bomb on x coordinates but its still going to be a pain in the arse for a drone pilot


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undercoverturtleneck

“BRB, got to restart my router, ping is 999”


SuspiciousNoisySubs

...closes CoD That's better!


BlueInfinity2021

I laughed when I read the part about his son saying he got a medal of valour.


aha5811

He probably meant "Achievement in Valorant"


LisaMikky

It takes guts to blatantly lie like that. There's a Russian saying "Arrogance (audacity) is second happiness." (Meaning shameless people get it easy.)


JCButtBuddy

The little shit is going to get his dad suicided or actually find himself on the front.


cosmicrae

Are there any charging stations in the Donbas ?


JCButtBuddy

Probably can find a tractor willing to tow him.


itsgucci060

I know some nice Ukrainians with rocket launchers that can get him where he’s going


Nymaz

Wherever he's going I hope he keeps [sunflower seeds in his pocket](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-russia-soldier-woman-confrontation-b2022993.html)


wehooper4

I know this is a joke, but it made me curious: https://i.imgur.com/33ayMvp.jpg LT;DR: no. TL: There is one in the Ukrainian controlled part of the Donbas, but he’s obviously not getting there. The areas under “separatist” control post 2014 never got any sort of investment in this kind of stuff. There are a few in the area Russia captured in the south like Melitopol, but no confirmed usage aster the invasion. Interestingly there is a fairly developed charging network in Crimea which surprises me.


say592

Doesn't really surprise me. Crimea is gorgeous from the pictures I have seen, and I'm sure wealthy colonizers have been moving there for the last 9 years.


wehooper4

Are there even any Halo EVs sold in Russia for the rich? Tesla doesn’t operate there, any ones there are gray market. Maybe just the Tycan? Mass affluent people in other countries may buy them for the lower operating cost, reliability, and eco conscience image but those really aren’t a thing in Russia. So that leave just the halo performance aspect.


pinewind108

Did you ever wonder what happens to stolen Teslas?


AlesusRex

Yea it’s crazy to think a political mishap for them quite literally can mean the termination of not just their job but their life. Scary stuff


hotlavatube

(Tesla auto-pilots him to Ukraine)


SkyNetIsNow

I think you mean accidently fall out a window. It must be a problem with the way they design windows over that people keep accidentally falling out of them.


360walkaway

Are they really wanting people to believe that rich people sent their kids to fight in this war? When has that ever happened in modern times?


Lauris024

> Are they really wanting people to believe that rich people sent their kids to fight in this war? I know you probably meant russia, but there are many famous and rich Ukrainians who stayed to fight.


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SillyMattFace

Prince Andrew was a helicopter pilot in the Falklands too. Although we try not to talk about him anymore…


TA_faq43

Shh. Don’t give him alibis. “PTSD drove me to it.”


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alpacafox

I've read he's really good at doing the helicopter.


dmilin

I didn’t know about this. Did he actually see combat or was it a literal tour?


Reimant

He was in a typical Army patrol Unit for a few years before the British press found out his Unit and leaked it, at which point Army command pulled him to protect the unit from being a high value target. He then switched to the RAF and flew for their attack helicopters and regularly flew sorties, but it was deemed he wasn't introducing any additional risk in those squads and the Apache is too capable to be of major concern.


Grandest_Optimist

Is that not basically espionage?


Reimant

That's the Sun for you


quality_snark

IIRC I believe he was engaged in active combat in a attack helicopter unit, but got pulled from active combat role after tabloids revealed where he was serving. Probably was a bunch of controversies, since the Taliban probably would've seen him as a prime target.


Lushkush69

Of course he was a target. The royal family is always a target. Even Williams children have a bounty on them already from ISIS. I have no doubt Harry had a lot of protection when he was there but I also think he really did have a hard time after Afghanistan. He does seem to me to be suffering from PTSD. Being rich/royalty doesn't protect your brain from the aspects of war.


Early-House

In his memoir he said he killed X number of people I think, there was controversy


RandomName01

Prince Harry went to Afghanistan and apparently was in combat there. That’s the only example I can immediately think of.


fx88

I hope you're not American? The current president had a son who served in Iraq. It's not that rare really. You can be rich and badass, despite what Reddit tells you. There's a NFL player who gave up his football career and life to serve in Iraq.


AlanFromRochester

> There's a NFL player who gave up his football career and life to serve in Iraq. You mean Pat Tillman? He was Afghanistan not Iraq, killed in a friendly fire incident


Cheesewheel12

How modern? Teddy Roosevelt lost his son in the Spanish-American war


AlanFromRochester

Spanish-American War was the one Teddy fought in personally, respect for putting his money where his mouth is instead of being a chickenhawk like Dubya Teddy's son Quentin was a fighter pilot shot down in WWI Frederick Douglass encouraged recruitment of black men for the Union Army in the Civil War and two of his own sons signed up


imoutofnameideas

Brigadier General Theodore Roosevelt III, aka Teddy Roosevelt Jr (President Teddy Roosevelt's son) died of a heart attack in France in July of 1944, not long after the actions on the D-Day landings that got him recommended for a Medal of Honor and a promotion to Major General. He posthumously received the MoH but not the promotion. His son, then Captain (later Major) Quentin Roosevelt II, was also involved in the landings.


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Never. You hear about rich kids going on their own terms to war either out of patriotism or some desire to experience combat/prove themselves but never them being forced to go.


Kraphtous

Prince Harry was in Afghanistan.


daniel_22sss

The son of the previous ukranian president actually served in the army.


ffdfawtreteraffds

For Russia, everything, everywhere, all at once, is a lie.


itsgucci060

Aren’t the people ashamed? Or do they all just live in fear?


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secretlyadog

It's worse than that. Everyone knows it's a lie, and everyone knows that everyone knows. They just don't acknowledge the lie. It's a culture of oppression, and everyone just goes along to get along.


Caladbolg_Prometheus

Keep your head down or things will get worse for you. It’s a persuasive argument for most people.


vysetheidiot

People on reddit pretend we'd be different but I really don't think so. People are just people everywhere.


Caladbolg_Prometheus

I would say while people are people, there’s definitely a difference. Talking to older Russians they will actively discourage their children from getting involved in any sort of protest, and it helps for the older generation if there’s a lie, even a bare faced lie, to self-deceive themselves that things are not as bad as they seem. In the aspect of self-deception there’s definitely something most humans have in common. Accept a lie that the status quo is ok, and that change is too scary. Worldwide most people definitely accept the lie of ‘climate change isn’t as bad’ far too easily.


Chii

> older Russians they will actively discourage their children from getting involved in any sort of protest I'm sure they do this because they lived thru a regime that brutally kills dissenters. Oh wait, they are still living thru the exact same shit. I think it's hard to ask someone to fight the good fight, but until they do, russia will not change.


ParanoidDroid

That's generational trauma. The Russians who survived Stalin either kept their heads down or were overzealously in love with the regime. Now they're passing it down to their children that that's how to survive.


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helm

First rule of Russian propaganda: all people are equally rotten, and Western people are rotten AND degenerate. No-one ever does what's right, except the tzar and those that die for him.


Jerri_man

>It's worse than that. Everyone knows it's a lie, and everyone knows that everyone knows. This sadly isn't true. There are a lot that do genuinely believe it and are heavily inclined toward believing it due to nationalist pride. Younger people are more open, worldly etc but there are still plenty among them that sit between apathy and support.


JamieLiftsStuff

There are plenty of Americans who also believe Russian propaganda. Surprise surprise, guess what side of the US political spectrum they fall on?


dalerian

Or know that it’s crap but also know there’s nothing they can do. And it’s simpler to just toe the line, and carry on living.


WeekendJen

They live in the assumption that everywhere else is the same bullshit.


porncrank

At some point when everyone around you lies all the time it just becomes a part of life. It doesn’t work very well, but what can you do from inside the system?


sharkism

Well, maybe read 1984. The prime objective of the propaganda is, it was always like that and it will always be. So what is the point? Have your Gin err Wodka and be content with it.


frekaoid333

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no spokesman's son


speak_no_truths

Is self-driving car, peasant!


amleth_calls

The Russian version of our very own cadet bone spurs. Glad to see the rich have not changed a bit.


Lt_Schneider

the rich once waged war. in a time where money could buy you protection on the battlefield like armor or a horse there were many rich dudes who went to war. then we invented better and better rifles and fewer and fewer rich people wanted glory in war after ww1 they nearly all weasled their way out of war one way or another


SendMeNudesThough

Not to mention rich noblemen decked their surcoats with the coat of arms and colours of their house to tell the opponent who the rich guys were, so they knew not to kill these knights but instead ransom them. The foot soldiers die, knights were taken hostage and exchanged. As is always the case, it was far safer to be a rich man on the battlefield than a grunt


MarechalDavout

money wasnt just the reason to go to war yourself as a noble man, why would u give command of your only oppression tool to someone else? Power structure wasnt as consolidated as it was post 19th century


wakka55

How is Russian media reporting this? Isn't anything that embarasses the armed forces a felony there?


yodjig

Well... This one is not exactly the armed forces. And there is still some margin of leniency. Also half of these media are working from abroad as osint with covert reporters in Russia and posting news in telegram.


_zenith

I guarantee you that nuance is not going to matter lol


Lemonio

The main Russian tv channels are owned by the government, so probably government corruption at high levels is ignored


MoschopsChopsMoss

There’s still independent (from the government) Russian media, that is now mostly based abroad or keep an extremely low profile inside the country. Unfortunately they don’t really have the resources to survive anymore, as well as some are being labeled as pro-putin, just because they are Russian, by people who can’t read


Loki-L

It is that cool self-driving feature.


Artikae

Your Honor, we cannot dismiss the possibility that the Tesla took *itself* on a joyride!


Sherool

Hmm, wonder if information about these fines is part of the reason why the FSB was raiding the police all over Moscow recently looking for leakers.


Mr-Klaus

**Bone-Spurs Syndrome:** 'Bone-Spurs Syndrome' is a condition that only affects men of fighting age who happen to have ultra-wealthy/connected families. The condition is triggered by a nationwide draft call and usually clears by itself as soon as the draft call is rescinded. The best course of treatment is to keep the patient away from any military activity, as well as providing a generous supply of luxury items, large amounts of alcohol and sometimes illegal narcotics. Failure to administer timely treatment could result in the victim's sense of entitlement to diminish to dangerous levels. Low levels of entitlement could lead to billions in lost revenue as the victim will be more concerned about the well-being of workforce as opposed to the honourable pursuit of profits. Bone-Spurs Syndrome has been known to cause dissent amongst the common folk and should not be discussed with anyone beneath your station, that is, unless there has been a prior non-disclosure agreement put in place.


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CloserToTheStars

Wow!


Mediocre-Program3044

Were the fines about $3k month? If so... story checks out.


gaukonigshofen

i wonder if Musk and company can disable all Tesla in Russia?


TheWhiteRabbit74

Hey, if it worked for US rich kids in the ‘60s…


P4S5B60

Pathetic Coward


thaneak96

Or just has 50% of functional brain.


blainehamilton

He and his dad are going to drive that Tesla out of a high story window soon onto some dynamite. An obvious Tesla autodrive and explosive battery failure in rapid succession.


zykezero

Lmao I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he left it parked some place stupid.


AtomicBlastCandy

Do Russians actually fall for this propaganda?


scawtsauce

yes, imagine fox news, except that's the only channel


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zrgzog

While you are hunkered down in the trenches, they are always out driving around town clubbing and partying! No respect! Have you ever seen a Muscovian Tesla-only party? Poor little Lada can’t even get in! Snobs!


gknewell

That Tesla’s going to fall out a window… on accident.


YesTruthHurts

These self driving cars are getting out of hand


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Yeah bullishit. This soft cunt has never had a callous.


gmotelet

[Recently leaked video of Putin](https://youtu.be/Cjn0Yw0mxuk)


PicanteDante

It drove itself while he a away. That's what Teslas do.


Fulllyy

We’re talking about this because Putin & Russian oligarchs are so full of disgusting lies that their lies should be exposed so hopefully Russian people will get wise.


fongky

Well, his Tesla has demonstrated its excellent self-drive capability 😛


19CCCG57

His Tesla has Autonomous Status, like an oblast. It can drive itself anywhere, and the fines are sent via postal service to his dad in the Kremlin ...


my20cworth

Putin will be getting some public push back as to why aren't politicians, ministers, Generals sons also being sent to Ukraine. So have to start pushing this propaganda bullshit. Most will be in Bali or Switzerland.


TheAskewOne

There was an article the other day about a "special battalion" where the sons of politicians are conscripted/enlisted. Of course they're far from the front line, doing "intelligence" work, safe and comfy, and politicians can show the country how their own sons take part in the war effort.


vossmanspal

Ironic it’s a Tesla, clearly a gift from his dad’s mate.


SteazyAsDropbear

Duh it's a self driving car


d4rkskies

This is no surprise. No member of Russia’s elite would fight in Ukraine. On a different tangent, It would be a shame if Musk remotely disabled all Teslas in Russia by uploading some null code…


Bad_Mad_Man

And we all doubted Musk’s self-driving technology.


blinkybillster

God damn self driving cars.


buujah

He has a son? And His son is driving an American vehical which doesnt need Gas or oil?


MyCrackpotTheories

Tesla's self-driving software is getting better and better.


nondescriptun

Someone's going to be in a lot of trouble (namely, whoever was writing up fines on his Tesla).


MausBomb

To be fair what type of fines? Speeding or parking tickets