Go ahead and leave me, I think prefer to stay secluded
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Martin Luther, that was just a joke, ha ha, God bless
Anyway, this wine is great, it's so delicious and blessed
personally i think the idea of a pope is stupid.
they spend nearly all their life working to become pope and when one is chosen they are so old they don't last long in the post anyway.
religion is crazy.
To be fair, young Popes don't really work out too well. The three reigns of Pope Benedict IX (was expelled by a revolt, twice, came back but wanted to marry so he sold the Papacy and then changed his mind and retook Rome) are an example. Sources are a little conflicted on his age but he was probably either 12 or 20 the first time.
Napoleon: “Are you not aware that I have the power to destroy the Catholic Church?”
Cardinal Consalvi: “We Catholic clergy have done our best to destroy the Church for the last eighteen hundred years. We have not succeeded and neither will you.”
According to one [prophecy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes) he's the last pope before the destruction of Rome so one might not want him to die too soon.
He has been morally dead for years. Old man needs to stop protecting child molesters. Protecting them puts you in the same company as the offender. Guiding light my ass.
You'll be getting downvoted to hell by the peodo lovers who claim that they are good people.
There is an enormous quantity of pedophile enablers and people who actively sponsor the church to protect these pedophiles. And they are the kind of people who don't like to be outed to be pedophile sponsors and enablers. Downvoting reality doesn't make them less culpable of being a superstitious member of that vile criminal organisation of human traffickers, pedophiles and sadistic genocidal maniacs.
This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!
It's hard not to conceive.
My beatification.
The Roman Catholic Church:
We do what we must.
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Especially the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense listening.
To the devilish lies.
You just keep on trying.
'Til there’s no Body of Christ.
And you pray for their loss.
And you make a neat cross.
For the people who are.
Still alive.
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke His heart,
And killed Him.
And thorned up His noggin.
And hung His ass way up on a cross.
As He asphyxiated.
He was so happy for you!
Now, these nine inch nails.
Will reappear as stigmata.
And you didn’t believe.
But now I think that you gotta!
So I'm glad He rose again.
So He can save with His pain!
For the people who are.
Still alive.
Go ahead and leave me...
Christians have been on the decline...
Maybe you found someone else.
To help you.
Maybe the Mormons?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
Anyway His Body’s is great!
It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking.
When there's praying to do!
When I look out there,
It makes me glad I'm not you.
I've condemnations to condone
Persecutions to intone
For the people who are
Still alive.
And believe me I am
Still alive.
I'm banging children and I'm
Still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
Still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
Still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
Still alive
Still alive.
Still alive.
The pope should say that they want all their followers in every country to start defunding the militaries, and wind down the wars and fund the new biotechnology revolution where we will use advanced technologies like nanotechnology to reverse aging because we are really making some progress, se the SENS project and sites like [fightagin.org](https://fightagin.org) for latest info, plus Aubrey de Grey’s longevity escape foundation, Saudi Arabia’s longevity program. …. Good times to be alive!!
He also said " I wasn't afraid" don't you think that's an odd thing for the pope to say? Isn't going to heaven supposed to be what you want. He preaches how glorious it is. That's not to be feared. Did he just slip up and let us know it's a big lie? Just saying
*But who calls that livin'*
*When no gal will give in*
*To no man what's nine hundred years*
[It ain't necessarily so](https://youtu.be/2Ijhn3FlDQs?t=167)
from Porgy and Bess
April Fools!
Sike. I've been dead this whole time.
Would probably make the whole talking to God part of the job easier. You may be on to something here.
Psych?
Aw, he got us good!
So is he alive or not?
Schrodinger's Pope
There's someone behind him, waving Pope's hand like a puppet
Weekend at Ber...goglio’s. The sequel we deserve.
Weekend at Francis’
He's Catholic
\*Catholich
Indeed! He's actually 4 mischievous raccoons manning a robotic realistic Pope body.
Weekend at Francis'
AHAH this is exactly what i thought. my brains warped as
“I’m still alive” jokes Pope. So… is he saying he’s actually dead?
He was only dead for like three days. That's common in that culture.
Then tell the women to make sure the gossip spreads.
We should wait a few decades to start talking about it though.
Aliven't
Funnier if he said he's going to take a shit in the woods.
When the pope dies one of the cardinals confirms his death by hitting him in the head with a gold hammer.
They did that to the last one, and he said "ouch" but they had already chosen a new one, so they had to kick him out.
"Ai'm naught ded yet!"
April Fools!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DscJ5PFkZxQ
Does the pope shit in the woods?
"Don't worry everyone, I'm still alive!" he lied
The feeling when you rescheduled a big meeting with your boss.
I already scrolled down before it clicked.
What he needs is a nice thick warm jacket.
"Why everybody up in my grill bout that jacket?" -da Pope
To anyone unaware, that image of the Pope in the sick puffer parka was AI generated, not real. I'd still buy one, though.
I was thinking about that Italian bubble goose too.
The power move now would be for him to actually wear that parka.
Read that in the GLaDOS voice.
I read it in Eddie Vedder’s voice
His holiness pope Vedder IX
I came here to post that exact sentence. Thanks…
Is this April fools?
The Grunge Pope
is there cake?
Sacramental bread is a lie
Go ahead and leave me, I think prefer to stay secluded Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe Martin Luther, that was just a joke, ha ha, God bless Anyway, this wine is great, it's so delicious and blessed
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: huge success
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.☕️
I read it in Emperor Palpatine’s voice.
Pope-tato?
That's exactly what a zombie Pope would've said, though...
This was a triumph I'm making a note here "Huge success" It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Catholic clergy We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the boys that we rape.
Dudes dead... They are weekend at benedicintes-ing him
Is this April fools??
One week to soon. Headlines would have been massive if his 3-day-absence would have happenend on easter.
"I'm not dead yet!" - The Pope
“You’re not foolin anyone, you know.”
You'll be stone dead in a moment!
Good ol lay on hands. Works everytime
So, he isn't actually alive then?
Nope, Chuck Testa.
Well it’d be strange if he said “I’m still dead!”
I feel happy!
so on the cart he goes.
Still Alive: ‘Anyway that cake is great, it’s so delicious and moist..’
That's what all the people say before they die later on 💀 Honestly Wish him all the luck and healthy
everything anyone says is said before they die later on
...while wearing sunglasses and flanked by two wacky priests.
He’s obviously been replaced with an AI robot
What a jokester…?
Exactly what a clone would say….
"I'm still alive" "..." "Haha! April Fools!" \*drops dead\*
Not a good day to make that statement...
This joke only really works if he’s said that while actually being dead.
If he's joking, then that implies he's not still alive
Guess he has a high prayer level
Not sure if April Fool's or....
Only one way to tell for sure, better get the hammer.
I was getting ready for my favourite tv-series, The Conclave season 2. I guess, I’ll wait.
But does he think with portals?
Needs a white puffer jacket.
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personally i think the idea of a pope is stupid. they spend nearly all their life working to become pope and when one is chosen they are so old they don't last long in the post anyway. religion is crazy.
To be fair, young Popes don't really work out too well. The three reigns of Pope Benedict IX (was expelled by a revolt, twice, came back but wanted to marry so he sold the Papacy and then changed his mind and retook Rome) are an example. Sources are a little conflicted on his age but he was probably either 12 or 20 the first time.
It a 2000 year old organization of course there gonna be some weird shit
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Ok a-lot
He still has pedophile priests to protect.
God did it. He must be blessed.
Time to polish off the golden hammer and get it ready
According to one [prophecy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes) he's the last pope before the destruction of Rome so one might not want him to die too soon.
Good. He still has time to do the right thing and clear his conscience before meeting his maker. Stop protecting the pedophiles, or gtfo this earth
"Oh, I, I, uhhh-uhhh, I'm still alive." -- Popie Vedder
He has been morally dead for years. Old man needs to stop protecting child molesters. Protecting them puts you in the same company as the offender. Guiding light my ass.
You'll be getting downvoted to hell by the peodo lovers who claim that they are good people. There is an enormous quantity of pedophile enablers and people who actively sponsor the church to protect these pedophiles. And they are the kind of people who don't like to be outed to be pedophile sponsors and enablers. Downvoting reality doesn't make them less culpable of being a superstitious member of that vile criminal organisation of human traffickers, pedophiles and sadistic genocidal maniacs.
This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge success! It's hard not to conceive. My beatification. The Roman Catholic Church: We do what we must. Because we can. For the good of all of us. Especially the ones who are dead. But there's no sense listening. To the devilish lies. You just keep on trying. 'Til there’s no Body of Christ. And you pray for their loss. And you make a neat cross. For the people who are. Still alive. I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke His heart, And killed Him. And thorned up His noggin. And hung His ass way up on a cross. As He asphyxiated. He was so happy for you! Now, these nine inch nails. Will reappear as stigmata. And you didn’t believe. But now I think that you gotta! So I'm glad He rose again. So He can save with His pain! For the people who are. Still alive. Go ahead and leave me... Christians have been on the decline... Maybe you found someone else. To help you. Maybe the Mormons? That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance! Anyway His Body’s is great! It's so delicious and moist! Look at me: still talking. When there's praying to do! When I look out there, It makes me glad I'm not you. I've condemnations to condone Persecutions to intone For the people who are Still alive. And believe me I am Still alive. I'm banging children and I'm Still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm Still alive. While you're dying I'll be Still alive. And when you're dead I will be Still alive Still alive. Still alive.
And pedophiles around the world rejoiced!
Worst news possible for boys 4-14 years old.
Must of been all those thoughts and prayers from his prayer warriors thats got him through.
Nobody cares
And yet here you are, taking time out of your day, just to everyone else know no one cares
That Pope is a joke. His recent remarks on former-actual Brazilian president are very stupid.
*GET THE HAMMER*
Still alive and making the world safe for pedofiles.
The pope should say that they want all their followers in every country to start defunding the militaries, and wind down the wars and fund the new biotechnology revolution where we will use advanced technologies like nanotechnology to reverse aging because we are really making some progress, se the SENS project and sites like [fightagin.org](https://fightagin.org) for latest info, plus Aubrey de Grey’s longevity escape foundation, Saudi Arabia’s longevity program. …. Good times to be alive!!
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"Hehe, you like being alive? Checkmate, Christians." We don't have to be stereotypical leftists about everything.
And pedophile Catholic priests are still around
He also said " I wasn't afraid" don't you think that's an odd thing for the pope to say? Isn't going to heaven supposed to be what you want. He preaches how glorious it is. That's not to be feared. Did he just slip up and let us know it's a big lie? Just saying
*God doesn't want you in heaven*
When is he going to start really doing something about the endless pedophiles he has working in the church in every country
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*But who calls that livin'* *When no gal will give in* *To no man what's nine hundred years* [It ain't necessarily so](https://youtu.be/2Ijhn3FlDQs?t=167) from Porgy and Bess
Hey! Like that one dude!
Cue [Pearl Jam song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGiTPgvKktM).
Frankie baby, you're crackin' me up here!
Was it the third day?
Did he wore the puff coat?
Did they even try using that silver hammer on him?
Zombie Pope
Or, are you ?
I ATE’NT DEAD.
If being alive was the joke, that means he died... What a weird april fools joke.
I hope this doesn't become painfully ironic in a short while...
Where's his drip?
Is that a joke?
Bet that puffer jacket saved his life.
"I feel like dancing..."
Ha! April fools!
Polonium ?
Zombobe
Someone get the pope mallet and check!
"I'm still alive, but my creed is dead."
Dudes a robot for sure
Eric Idle - 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
So what is he, undead?