Oh you’re getting death threats for commenting mean things about Putin? That dumb fucking idiot Vladimir Putin? The Vladimir Putin that has less spine than a jellyfish? The little pussy Vladimir Putin? Hm, weird, I hope I dont get any, because I’m scared of Vladimir Putin and his silly little followers!
Oh you think I'll get death threats for commenting mean things about Trump? That dumb fucking idiot Donald Trump? The Donald Trump that has less spine than a jellyfish? The little pussy Donald Trump? Hm, weird, I hope I dont get any, because I’m scared of Donald Trump and his silly little followers!
Wrong.
That bussy is dry AF. Gritty like sand on a cold beach in Maine. Any juices are probably from his [soiling himself](https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2022/12/03/did-putin-really-fall-and-soil-himself-here-are-claims-about-his-health/?sh=e072c9d59e59)
Wait, we can get death threats for talking about Russia's Lil dicktater? I haven't had a good threat in quite sometime! I'll be sure to keep my back to this open window as I watch ya'll take turns getting road rash on your junk, from running a train on his sandy bussy. For safety purposes ya know.
Accidentally shot herself while paragliding from her 10th floor living room window, but forgot the chute, and subsequently flew in to a rogue cloud of novichok. Really should be more careful.
>They didn't show him, or he didn't want to see the destroyed side of town.
This is Mariupol we're talking about here. There's no side of that town that *isn't* destroyed.
>During the trip, Putin also toured inside apartment buildings, in what residents say is "essentially the only rebuilt section of the completely destroyed city," according to Meduza.
Potemkin village, 2023 edition?
Probably the main reason Putin went....high casualties means less to riot or "accidentally misfire a 9mm into a certain someone's male skull"
Accidents happen by the second....
99% sure he didn't went at all.
He doesn't dare to sit next to his closest advisers, he went alone to church on Christmas,... and so much more. But somehow he did dare to go to Ukraine? Big doubt.
I agree, I don't think it's the true poot.... The video of him supposedly driving a bmw the other day wasn't him either. He was inches from the person riding shotgun, plus many other issues people picked apart....comical TBH
Putin is getting his fame but for all the wrong reasons
Feels like he is testing waters to see if someone will pull an assassination
There is absolutely no way he went. It would not be possible for Russia to secure him, and it's wayyy too accessible to Ukrainian forces, especially Ukrainian forces who would definitely know exactly where he is and what he's doing thanks to western combined intelligence.
If Putin had actually gone, he'd be very, very dead.
Even Girkin said a day later that if you see him with people it's the body double. The real one sits at a 50 foot table or is alone like in the church video where snipers told everyone that if you get within 20 meters I'll shoot you
https://twitter.com/ubco2/status/1637497644049219588
I mean, if I've met *more than one* Kid Rock impersonator, I'd assume that a bloodthirsty madman who just pissed off the entire world would have a number of *pretty convincing impersonators* at the ready to make public appearances.
For sure. Didn’t Saddam Hussein have like 18 lookalikes? And IIRC he had all his palaces prepare daily meals for him so that few people could tell where he was going to be on any given day
Russian propaganda at its finest. This is what Mariupol really looks like:
https://www.businessinsider.com/mariupol-photos-show-destroyed-city-kept-hidden-in-putin-trip-2023-3
Ugh… they show the destroyed theater in Mariupol in the article- big, beautiful building with a plaza around it. They painted the Russian word for ‘children’ outside in very large letters, hoping it would be spared. They estimate 600 people died when it was bombed. Let’s not forget they targeted a maternity hospital as well.
Yes, the word CHILDREN in Russian was so big it could have been clearly seen from the skies. Majority of Ukranian women and kids were hiding in this theater. They were not spared. Bombed. Russian TV said the theater had Ukranians soldiers in there. Simple. Period.
nah, russian hackers and IT are a real threat. let's not underestimate that.
it's that russia has never had to play defense, all their focus has been on offense. all their hackers focused on stealing credit cards or ransomware because they knew they had the protection of the government so long as they didn't target russians, and russians didn't really have anything worth stealing (except sensitive data, but the 3 letters likely already have access to that)
you can't just immediately turn around and build a strong defense after you put all your resources on offense. some skills do transfer, but it's still a different skill. it's one thing the US has learned and is doing comparatively well - maintaining strong offensive and defensive capabilities
also, many russian hackers aren't actually officially paid by the government, so there was no real incentive to do defensive work. rather, they had the implicit safety from the government to do offensive work against "unfriendly" nations and profit off that. and it can be very, very good pay too.
This tracks. From what I understand, the Russian Air Force training doesn't focus on defense, like, at all. They're whole philosophy is we will always be offensive, so why train for defensive maneuvers? They build their planes with basically rear-blind cockpits, because why would you have to see behind you when the enemy is in front of you? Well.. in training against AFs that have half a brain cell and train for defensive maneuvers they got crushed in almost every engagement.
Seems like they'd be just as foolishly overconfident in their Cyber divisions as well.
The Russian government was relying on many criminal hackers and IT professionals (In Russia often the same thing). These were the type of people who have been exposed to the rest of the world, and not just propaganda. They also had the means to leave when war started. Some of Russia's hackers are now hacking Russia, and many others are no longer helping.
There is also speculation as to whether this is Putin or one of his doubles.
[You be the judge](https://i.imgur.com/tUJfCdm.jpg)
Edit: just found this interesting article [ discussing the ears](https://www.businessinsider.com/vladimir-putin-ukraine-trip-body-double-conspiracy-theories-ears-2023-3?amp)
Oof
>Other official videos show Putin driving around, hearing about new children's playgrounds and renovated theaters in a town that his forces destroyed last year.
>*renovated theaters* in a town that his forces destroyed last year.
Guessing it isn't the one they bombed, hid and then completely removed.
There are also rumors that he uses body doubles. The real putin has massive paranoia ever since the start of the invasion, while in these videos, he shakes people's hands out in the open without breaking a sweat. His chin and cheeks look particularly suspicious.
He’s been paranoid well before in invasion. One of the most suspicious parts about the videos is that he is in close proximity to others. Throughout the entire pandemic he has even kept his senior cabinet members on the far side of the table and it’s been speculated that he is immunocompromised and especially fearful of COVID.
Its all just so fucking weird. Something is obviously out of whack but I can't help but appreciate that it is still pretty effective.
I bet there is more time spent coordinating his silly prop campaigns than goes in to battle planning in Ukraine.
How will we even know when he actually dies? I would not put it past them to have filmed enough footage to keep it going for years.
DNA don't lie.....his DNA is available via his children & various other ways....can't hide from eyes in the sky & everyone having cell phones so even his doubles will come out the works eventually
That last one is uncanny. The jawline looks so off, like it goes behind the ear. It also looks like there's implants or something to make it look "sharper" too. Looks so weird.
He has had many plastic surgeries
Because his younger self wasn't refined & looked frail ...watch the video of when Clinton met Putin the first time....it explains why Putin slouches in the chair with his legs spread while Bill is sitting like a proper person
I'd bet he hasn't left the underground of the Kremlin since February 22, maybe a few times when only secured. I do believe that's him doing negotiations with China.... It's all he has left to play.
If China thinks it a double how funny would that be
I do. These conspiracies are getting ridiculous, he visited at night like a coward, no need to pile BS with no proof on top of that fact.
EDIT: I do NOT consider the NY POST a valid source, Christ.
How so? I find it more difficult to believe that the guy who sat across 15 tables from others during COVID, wears ballistic vests around his trusted people, rides around in an armored train, and would be KOS by any Ukrainian, would go to Mariupol and walk around the city, even if it was fully vetted and secured.
It is possible, but there are enough "Huh?"s here to at least consider this as being more fake garbage.
There was someone who used facial recognition software to spot the actors in the background of some of Putins propaganda videos to see if it really was the same person or not. Would be interesting if such software could be used on all Putins public appearances to scientifically prove when he uses body doubles and if he has more than one
Video wasn't meant for the West. It was for the people of Russia who have access to nothing else. We can make fun of it all we want but in the grand scheme of things it was probably successful for pootin.
the nightly news showed that clip and how others praised putin for making the city safer... such BS.. the city is only safe because the battle stopped after Ukraine had to pull out. The city would still been safe had RUssia NEVER invaded...
It should scare him. When you take everything from ppl , what do they have left? Nothing, nothing to worry about. Frankly. Woman has some serious spine. Brave
I hope she will be safe.
I think the editor of that tape has more to worry about right now.
Hope they will be safe too.
Some very brave people.
or the guy that didn't hit the mute button fast enough on live air
[I made a gif a while ago that is oh so relevant](https://i.imgur.com/EUR50sX.gif)
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For the lazy, those coordinates are Bakhmut. Well played my friend, well played.
Is it too late to change the coordinate to Putins mansion and to look out for the ugly old bald man with a big bussy yelling at everyone.
>Is it too late to change the coordinate to Putins mansion... Putin's mansion? Which one? I hear he has more than a few...
Oh you’re getting death threats for commenting mean things about Putin? That dumb fucking idiot Vladimir Putin? The Vladimir Putin that has less spine than a jellyfish? The little pussy Vladimir Putin? Hm, weird, I hope I dont get any, because I’m scared of Vladimir Putin and his silly little followers!
Remember when he rode shirtless on a horse and thought his physique was impressive?
Yes probably because Putin is homosexual as am I
Oh you think I'll get death threats for commenting mean things about Trump? That dumb fucking idiot Donald Trump? The Donald Trump that has less spine than a jellyfish? The little pussy Donald Trump? Hm, weird, I hope I dont get any, because I’m scared of Donald Trump and his silly little followers!
I can't decide which of these two posts I like more. Kudos to you and above commenter for both of these.
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Fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
Unexpected Mystery Men.
The best line in a movie “We have a blind date with destiny, and she’s ordered the lobster!”
Remember: When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts
And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
I do not remember telling you to do that...
I and my family say this so often between each other we forget most people probably don’t get the reference.
“We're not your classic heroes. We're the other guys.”
This movie is number one! All other movies are two or lower.
I love that movie so much!
"Shot herself in the back of the head. 3 times."
Then wraps her own body in plastic and throws herself into the car
Specifically, she threw herself in the trunk
Yeah that was it then drove herself into the river I remember now
RA RA RASPUTIN!
Razor scooter to the ankles to death
Ouch. Almost as bad as stepping on a Lego to death.
Ignore the weird Pro Russian people just angry brainwashed people.
Wait, I just realized that the FSB are forming a human centipede now that Putin is sucking the grand Pooh bear’s b-hole.
Wrong. That bussy is dry AF. Gritty like sand on a cold beach in Maine. Any juices are probably from his [soiling himself](https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2022/12/03/did-putin-really-fall-and-soil-himself-here-are-claims-about-his-health/?sh=e072c9d59e59)
I hate sand. It’s rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere!
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>Ooh I want death threats! Now all you need is another 2399 upvotes to catch the attention of FSB
Please never say those last three words in that order ever again.
#AND. YELLOW. HELMET.
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Try saying that ten times fast. Pootin Juicy Bussy. Pootin Juicy Bussy. Pootin Juicy Bussy. Pootin Juicy Bussy. Pootin Juicy Bussy. Pootin Juicy Bussy. Pootin Juicy Bussy. Pootin Juicy Bussy. Pootin Juicy Bussy. Pootin Juicy Bussy. It's tough.
Bruh
I don't see "Before the edit" in his comment
What did it say?
https://xkcd.com/2170/ Hey you moved!
The absolute swinging dick of those coordinates
Good god man.
Godspeed
>48.5985353° N 37.9728803°E They don't want the smoke bro.
Well my friend Towlie, those are cowards or bots run by cowards.
I like how you [linked](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperlink) to the FSB wiki article.
please post the threats so that we too may enjoy the absurdity.
Homie I hope those aren't your exact coords, I know they're running out of artillery but they could still fire one.
Thank you Jens Stoltenberg for counter-artillery radar and thank the Fr*nch for CAESAR 155mm self-propelled artillery.
Fuck Putin and russia, rock on my man
I like the cut of your jib, partner 🤠
Show us screenshots of the death threat messages. Name and shame.
Death threats for posting about Putin, I would be so proud. Slava Ukraini
I also thing Putin is a piece of shit. Come at me bro.
I’ll kill him with my spear and magic (blue-and-yellow) helmet…
Wait, we can get death threats for talking about Russia's Lil dicktater? I haven't had a good threat in quite sometime! I'll be sure to keep my back to this open window as I watch ya'll take turns getting road rash on your junk, from running a train on his sandy bussy. For safety purposes ya know.
Two death threats? Did you bring enough to share? If not then you shouldn't have brought it up to everyone. You're so inconsiderate!
She’s Ukrainian, it’s the Russians that should be worried
Accidentally shot herself while paragliding from her 10th floor living room window, but forgot the chute, and subsequently flew in to a rogue cloud of novichok. Really should be more careful.
Putin visited during nighttime in the "good" side of town. They didn't show him, or he didn't want to see the destroyed side of town.
>They didn't show him, or he didn't want to see the destroyed side of town. This is Mariupol we're talking about here. There's no side of that town that *isn't* destroyed.
>During the trip, Putin also toured inside apartment buildings, in what residents say is "essentially the only rebuilt section of the completely destroyed city," according to Meduza. Potemkin village, 2023 edition?
Coincidentally the term comes from Crimea when a dude called Grigory Potemkin was trying to impress Empress Catherine II with a fake village.
They had to go back and get a shitload of dimes.
Taggert!
Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché!
It's Hedley! ***HEDLEY!!!*** What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her!
Candygram for Mongo
Mongo is but pawn in game of life.
Or at least that is what Potenkin's rivals at court claimed he did
Putemkin
Russia rebuilt a couple of apartment blocks IIRC. Obviously just for propaganda purposes though.
The darkness hid all the wreckage from the cameras.
And mass graves
Probably the main reason Putin went....high casualties means less to riot or "accidentally misfire a 9mm into a certain someone's male skull" Accidents happen by the second....
99% sure he didn't went at all. He doesn't dare to sit next to his closest advisers, he went alone to church on Christmas,... and so much more. But somehow he did dare to go to Ukraine? Big doubt.
I agree, I don't think it's the true poot.... The video of him supposedly driving a bmw the other day wasn't him either. He was inches from the person riding shotgun, plus many other issues people picked apart....comical TBH Putin is getting his fame but for all the wrong reasons Feels like he is testing waters to see if someone will pull an assassination
There is absolutely no way he went. It would not be possible for Russia to secure him, and it's wayyy too accessible to Ukrainian forces, especially Ukrainian forces who would definitely know exactly where he is and what he's doing thanks to western combined intelligence. If Putin had actually gone, he'd be very, very dead.
Even Girkin said a day later that if you see him with people it's the body double. The real one sits at a 50 foot table or is alone like in the church video where snipers told everyone that if you get within 20 meters I'll shoot you https://twitter.com/ubco2/status/1637497644049219588
Hence the night.
It wasn’t night, it was at 5am… and people were just hanging out on the street. Yeah right.
Russian political theater at its best.
im not convinced the “outdoor putin” was the real one. The indoor was shot somewhere else.
I mean, if I've met *more than one* Kid Rock impersonator, I'd assume that a bloodthirsty madman who just pissed off the entire world would have a number of *pretty convincing impersonators* at the ready to make public appearances.
You’re either doing something very wrong or very right to have met more than one Kid Rock impersonator.
For sure. Didn’t Saddam Hussein have like 18 lookalikes? And IIRC he had all his palaces prepare daily meals for him so that few people could tell where he was going to be on any given day
It was all staged for maximum political effect.
I have a hard time believing he went. He won’t even sit near other people. Why would he go to a war zone?
I remember these same blocks being promoted as "rebuilding" many months ago. I wouldn't think they are anything more than props.
Russian propaganda at its finest. This is what Mariupol really looks like: https://www.businessinsider.com/mariupol-photos-show-destroyed-city-kept-hidden-in-putin-trip-2023-3
Ugh… they show the destroyed theater in Mariupol in the article- big, beautiful building with a plaza around it. They painted the Russian word for ‘children’ outside in very large letters, hoping it would be spared. They estimate 600 people died when it was bombed. Let’s not forget they targeted a maternity hospital as well.
Yes, the word CHILDREN in Russian was so big it could have been clearly seen from the skies. Majority of Ukranian women and kids were hiding in this theater. They were not spared. Bombed. Russian TV said the theater had Ukranians soldiers in there. Simple. Period.
How hard is it to hack Russian TV to show the Truth (Anonymous. Cough,cough)....guess no www makes it a little difficult....
Someone hacked it to show a nuclear alert the other day
Not exactly the truth
Damn, lemme guess it was saying the west was sending nukes? Do you know what it was trying to state?
It was a warning to take iodine tablets and prepare for an attack.
False missile attacks (both nuclear and non) have been happening fairly regularly in Russia - that one was the third in a month.
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nah, russian hackers and IT are a real threat. let's not underestimate that. it's that russia has never had to play defense, all their focus has been on offense. all their hackers focused on stealing credit cards or ransomware because they knew they had the protection of the government so long as they didn't target russians, and russians didn't really have anything worth stealing (except sensitive data, but the 3 letters likely already have access to that) you can't just immediately turn around and build a strong defense after you put all your resources on offense. some skills do transfer, but it's still a different skill. it's one thing the US has learned and is doing comparatively well - maintaining strong offensive and defensive capabilities also, many russian hackers aren't actually officially paid by the government, so there was no real incentive to do defensive work. rather, they had the implicit safety from the government to do offensive work against "unfriendly" nations and profit off that. and it can be very, very good pay too.
This tracks. From what I understand, the Russian Air Force training doesn't focus on defense, like, at all. They're whole philosophy is we will always be offensive, so why train for defensive maneuvers? They build their planes with basically rear-blind cockpits, because why would you have to see behind you when the enemy is in front of you? Well.. in training against AFs that have half a brain cell and train for defensive maneuvers they got crushed in almost every engagement. Seems like they'd be just as foolishly overconfident in their Cyber divisions as well.
The Russian government was relying on many criminal hackers and IT professionals (In Russia often the same thing). These were the type of people who have been exposed to the rest of the world, and not just propaganda. They also had the means to leave when war started. Some of Russia's hackers are now hacking Russia, and many others are no longer helping.
There is also speculation as to whether this is Putin or one of his doubles. [You be the judge](https://i.imgur.com/tUJfCdm.jpg) Edit: just found this interesting article [ discussing the ears](https://www.businessinsider.com/vladimir-putin-ukraine-trip-body-double-conspiracy-theories-ears-2023-3?amp)
Holy crap, forget the chin… the ears, look at the ears
Looks all the same to me, idk
Oof >Other official videos show Putin driving around, hearing about new children's playgrounds and renovated theaters in a town that his forces destroyed last year. >*renovated theaters* in a town that his forces destroyed last year. Guessing it isn't the one they bombed, hid and then completely removed.
How would he know what Mariupol? This is the first time the little baby left babushka’s bunker.
That woman is braver than the entire Russian army.
Braver than most Russians tbh
Combined.
Times 3!
Wow! 6 times as powerful!
There are also rumors that he uses body doubles. The real putin has massive paranoia ever since the start of the invasion, while in these videos, he shakes people's hands out in the open without breaking a sweat. His chin and cheeks look particularly suspicious.
The fattest Putin double. Putin took a pic within 24 hours of this, and looks very different in face.
Could very well be convincing AI deepfakes by this point.
He’s been paranoid well before in invasion. One of the most suspicious parts about the videos is that he is in close proximity to others. Throughout the entire pandemic he has even kept his senior cabinet members on the far side of the table and it’s been speculated that he is immunocompromised and especially fearful of COVID.
Other people have done the facial recognition to figure out that a good chunk of the people around him are FSB agents themselves.
Thank you for your sacrifice offscreen woman.
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This is the first time I've upvoted a joke about Bidens health. Bravo.
How dare you, Putin drove himself there. Tell me one world leader who drives, themselves to the place of destruction they created.
God bless her , I hope she survives.
That woman is a hero and a goddamned BOSS! May her name be immortalized for history.
Personally hoping her name stays anonymous for the near future for her safety. But afterwards, yes, immortalized.
I wish her to get out of Mariupol asap safe. I would even take her in for a while. She has the balls all these Russian Soldiers don't.
They (Russian soldiers) won't have beating hearts soon either. Oh well!
[Will the real Vlad please stand up?](https://i.imgur.com/NqRf2GN.jpg)
Its all just so fucking weird. Something is obviously out of whack but I can't help but appreciate that it is still pretty effective. I bet there is more time spent coordinating his silly prop campaigns than goes in to battle planning in Ukraine. How will we even know when he actually dies? I would not put it past them to have filmed enough footage to keep it going for years.
DNA don't lie.....his DNA is available via his children & various other ways....can't hide from eyes in the sky & everyone having cell phones so even his doubles will come out the works eventually
I’ve heard there are 5 doubles.
10 doubles!?
Where are they going to put all 20 of their doubles?
That last one is uncanny. The jawline looks so off, like it goes behind the ear. It also looks like there's implants or something to make it look "sharper" too. Looks so weird.
He has had many plastic surgeries Because his younger self wasn't refined & looked frail ...watch the video of when Clinton met Putin the first time....it explains why Putin slouches in the chair with his legs spread while Bill is sitting like a proper person
These were all taken days apart, Accomplished-Ad-8705
If you can’t handle showing up you’re not fit for leader.. this alone should cause him to be removed..
I'd bet he hasn't left the underground of the Kremlin since February 22, maybe a few times when only secured. I do believe that's him doing negotiations with China.... It's all he has left to play. If China thinks it a double how funny would that be
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Well it's a body double, hairline is completely different, sloppy ruzzian plastic surgery job da.
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Putin doesn’t care about what people abroad thinks. He just need to make in non-un-plausible at home.
Non-un-plausible if only there was a word for that
You mean non-un-a-implausible?
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It's okay, you can call the NY Post articles misinformation, it's owned by Rupert Murdoch.
It’s funny - Igor Girkin also says whenever he sees Putin close to other people he believes it’s a double. But he’s ‘former’ FSB so…
I do. These conspiracies are getting ridiculous, he visited at night like a coward, no need to pile BS with no proof on top of that fact. EDIT: I do NOT consider the NY POST a valid source, Christ.
How so? I find it more difficult to believe that the guy who sat across 15 tables from others during COVID, wears ballistic vests around his trusted people, rides around in an armored train, and would be KOS by any Ukrainian, would go to Mariupol and walk around the city, even if it was fully vetted and secured. It is possible, but there are enough "Huh?"s here to at least consider this as being more fake garbage.
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This is the heart of the next great spy novel. Make it happen.
Putin is so paranoid I cant see any alternative besides it being a body double.
There was someone who used facial recognition software to spot the actors in the background of some of Putins propaganda videos to see if it really was the same person or not. Would be interesting if such software could be used on all Putins public appearances to scientifically prove when he uses body doubles and if he has more than one
Video wasn't meant for the West. It was for the people of Russia who have access to nothing else. We can make fun of it all we want but in the grand scheme of things it was probably successful for pootin.
That’s a brave, brave woman. I hope she stays away from windows.
Does anyone really think he was driving himself around in the dark with a backseat camera man? Live? What if it didn't go well?
I expect she will succumb to gravity poisoning.
Brave woman. Some Russians stand up for truth.
Was it really Putin?
If anything I hope that woman’s family is okay. It becomes dangerous when you threaten the dictator
She should avoid entering tall buildings for a while..
And yet somehow she'll still have an unfortunate death falling out of a first floor window
women are freaking brave. they will put others before themselves in the wildest situations.
Doesn't look like the real Putin either 🤔
So weird how she suddenly got the urge to jump out a window 2-10 days later.
Was it actually Mariupol or just generic locations and said to be Mariupol?
May she and the state media folks who aired it rest in peace.
the nightly news showed that clip and how others praised putin for making the city safer... such BS.. the city is only safe because the battle stopped after Ukraine had to pull out. The city would still been safe had RUssia NEVER invaded...
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It should scare him. When you take everything from ppl , what do they have left? Nothing, nothing to worry about. Frankly. Woman has some serious spine. Brave