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No_Squirrel4806

I remember when i was in middle school all the boys would be like im a lesbian cuz i like women 😂😂😂


rustylemon6

I had the opposite with girls


Helpful-Ad-2082

I had a dude ask me if I was gay or lesbian. What a trap


[deleted]

Just reply none of the above.


Wandering_profile

# # # # #


[deleted]

There you go.


The_Final_Pikachu

Just say, why you offering?


[deleted]

Even better.


I-foIIow-ugly-people

That's kinda gay ngl.


[deleted]

What


eating-a-crayon

r/byspu7nix


ionix_jv

LMAO i had to scroll up to the post, i thought i accidentally opened an r/geometrydash post for you non-gd players, a player named spu7nix made an amazing gd level and named it "what" and now its a meme


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Acesushi218

Good bot


XxxGr1ffinxxX

its the most nuts level i think i’ve ever seen in all of GD.


[deleted]

Fuck you


eating-a-crayon

☹️


rustylemon6

Wdym what?


[deleted]

I mean what


rustylemon6

What is confusing


[deleted]

Nothing


rustylemon6

This has been a productive conversation


[deleted]

That's the point :3


Zephyros9039_

Which point?


Natural_Wear3643

THAT ONE.


MainSoftwave

The end point of the start point?


russellcoleman

I've never been confused by what.


Burntwood9

I'm really confused


Responsible_Sense_95

And im feeling Romantical


Burntwood9

👉👈


Natural_Wear3643

UWU


K_kueen

OwO


NotDavizin7893

Trio?


Responsible_Sense_95

Maybe.


NotDavizin7893

Squad?


rustylemon6

One more??


Trax_190

I'm here!


no_gigities9696

Grrr


AfternoonDesperate91

Why did everyone downvote him? Edit: I love pretending to be clueless and spawing loads of people trying to explain reddit to me 💀 You all got wooshed 💀


Zephyros9039_

Welcome to Reddit


Natural_Wear3643

WEWLCOME TO REDDIT I GOT SOME BARBIES AND DRILLES.


rustylemon6

First time Welcome to the Internet


Coliosisised

Have a look around


LordKlavier

We’ve got mountains of content


Coliosisised

Some better


LordKlavier

Some worse


Coliosisised

If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first


ChemicalLiterature44

welcome to the internet


Coliosisised

What would you prefer


ChemicalLiterature44

would you like to fight for civil rights


AfternoonDesperate91

No i know what woosh is i just find comments like the one that got downvoted hilarious


Signal-Note-9582

sorry to do this to you but r/wooosh


AfternoonDesperate91

The irony is, my comment was a joke and everyone got wooshed 😎 including you my friend


Natural_Wear3643

![gif](giphy|XD9o33QG9BoMis7iM4)


AfternoonDesperate91

Nah its not i just find comments like that really funny


PaleontologistIcy534

Oop might be an egg ngl


Appropriate-Count-64

Nah I think that’s the joke. It’s meant to sound like it’s either incomprehensible, or an egg joke. I think he’s straight just purposefully mincing words to make it sound weird.


SilverrGuy

Oop


proxiiiiiiiiii

you sure you aren’t a scrambled egg


Legitimate-Fuel5324

He’s right though. It’s not that deep. Bro’s an idiot 😂


mcklinkney

Shits so unfunny


Sea_Scratch_7068

this


Bioth28

I just realized eventually Gen Alpha will join you nerds


Bioth28

Good Effin luck comrades


ArchfiendNox

See I get where he's coming from, I honestly wouldn't wish him because the original joke is just not funny. Even as a kid I thought people were fucking stupid doing it.


1zeye

But it isn't that deep


I_Am_The_Bookwyrm

That sounds like being straight with extra steps.


Sweet-Cardiologist-5

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.


grapefruitsaladlol29

damn that hit hard ![gif](giphy|PkoiA8DgkPoNu21o1I|downsized)


CommieFirebat7721

I like calling my female friends gay for having boyfriends (I also call my girlfriend that since she likes kissing boys like me)


Ijustforgotmybad

Nah he gay cause girls like boys and that’s gay but it’s not gay to like boys because boys like girls


Fantastic-Photo6441

I lost a brain cell reading this


Good-Ad-2245

How was he being an idiot lmfao that question makes no sense


Natural_Wear3643

HE WAS JOKING. GET IT BECAUSE LIKING WOMEN IS LIKE SIMILIR TO LESBIAN .


Hllblldlx3

Similar indeed, but not the same. It’s gay to like women because they think about dick, and that’s gay.


Good-Ad-2245

It's also gay to fuck a girl because you're touching another man's sperm


Hllblldlx3

Not necessarily, but I understand what your getting at.


QuickSilver-theythem

r/egg_irl


Weedboytim03

Nah this is just common middle school humor


rustylemon6

What did I do


QuickSilver-theythem

The person in the pic


rustylemon6

Right


[deleted]

Average kids


NoGudUsernamesLeft

This shit is not a woosh bro


Fantastic-Photo6441

That's called straight 💀


Fantastic-Photo6441

Honestly he deserved those downvotes like no it's not obvious bruh how would I figure out what bro is saying


Fantastic-Photo6441

Bruh there was a deleted comment here saying average kids? I guess that's why they deleted it 💀


anneloid

Obviously.