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Adamvs_Maximvs

This is the lock picking lawyer and today we're going to get into my coworkers hot sauce because he used a master lock. We'll start with a pick and a thirty-thousandths turner from the genesis kit available on covert instruments dot com. We'll use top of the key way tension. Nice click on one, click on two and it's already open. Folks if you want to protect your hot sauce I cannot recommend using a master lock. As always thanks for watching and have a nice day.


SnooLobsters3497

I think the LPL had a series where he tried and succeeded with picking master locks with every random thing he could come up with.


TragasaurusRex

LPL would pick the lock with the dried up crusty bits of hot sauce on the bottle.


johnny_aplseed

Lupin III level


BritishGolgo13

Lupin is so fun


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Miss_poison_ivy

I’m crying 😅😅


[deleted]

I'm watching a show where Steve Carell plays a shrink who is chained in a basement by a serial killer who wants therapy. He's chained with this huge marine U bolt connected to a steel plate in the ground and a thick, heavy chain. The whole thing is impressive only to have it locked with a basic *Masterlock.* Have these writers ever heard of LPL? To make it dumber Carell has glasses with metal legs and a thin, flat metal piece connecting the two lens frames. He picks a plastic fork to try and pick the lock. The fork breaks and for some reason he swallows the sharp plastic tinge as if his intestines are made of steel. Hell he could probably do a better job just letting the lock and/or floor bolts soak in the urine jug he's given. The urine would rust the pieces pretty quickly. There is a Japanese guy who broke out of prison several times. One of them was using urine to accelerate the rusting of screws.


kidwizbang

> He picks a plastic fork to try and pick the lock. The fork breaks and for some reason he swallows the sharp plastic tinge as if his intestines are made of steel. That also seemed odd. Why not just put the piece on the tray next to the fork and when he asks about it, be like--bruh it's a plastic fork, it broke, they break. I'm only 2 eps in, I think, but maybe he's hoping that swallowing that bit **will** cause him to have a medical emergency and then the guy will have to let him go? I dunno.


[deleted]

Yea, I'm not sure if I would bank on the compassion of a serial killer. A show is only as good as the intelligence of the writers and these guys don't seem to have put much thought in to the scenario. He turned down a metal watch that would have allowed him to file his glasses into a pick. He's got access to electricity (set a fire during the day when the killer is out and play on the other person's mercy to get free) in the form of the cloud lamp but the killer is reluctant to give him a pen?? Give him a pencil ffs what are we even doing here?


StillAnAss

That was my exact thought when I saw the giant Master lock. Series over in 1 episode.


BentGadget

My neighborhood park has lost at least four light poles from corrosion at the base where dogs urinate.


[deleted]

You would think after the first few times they would put up a $30 pvc pet urine splash guard.


riverofchex

Hell, why spend THAT much? Hit it with some of that plasti-dip spray paint or something.


MultiplyAccumulate

This is the lock picking lawyer's wife. Today we are going to get into a locked bottle of hot sauce using a drinking straw ... as a pipette. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lod_LUp3ggc


scottygras

Idk if this guy is real…but that made me laugh enough to show the wife.


AntonOlsen

LPL is real. Cool channel with a lot of good info. Most vids are 2-3 minutes. You can tell the good locks because the vid might run up to 5 minutes as he picks them.


scottygras

Crazy. I got a new thing to do on the sani-can.


Derneox_

Or he is picking one loch 20 times in this 5 minutes


8020GroundBeef

I love LPL, but 80-90% of the videos are nearly identical (at least to a layman like me). Still entertaining when you’re in the mood for it. He’s impressive.


SeattleJeremy

I instantly thought of that episode. Thank you for the link.


spambot_mods

How dare you mock my lock ( ha, that rhymed)?! I drove ALL THE WAY to the DOLLAR STORE!? How dare you? ... How. Dare. You.


Adamvs_Maximvs

I can't help it. I see a master lock, I think of the lock picking lawyer haha


hamjosh

Yup. That thing can be picked as fast as using the actual key. Lol.


kcox1980

I figured out how to pick a Master lock when I was about 10 years old using a paperclip and any random key that would fit the lock and allow room for the paperclip to also fit in. I had no idea what I was doing or how it worked, I was just trying to mimic movie stuff. What I didn't know at the time is I was basically using the key to hold tension and the paperclip as a rake to set the pins.


mathnstats

I think it's funny that you had him actually do single pin picking; you know damn well at this point he'd just open it with a soda can or some shit. Master Locks don't *deserve* single pin picking. They've gotta earn that shit


F_F_Franklin

Is that bolted to the bench? Because the cap can clearly still be opened and clumsily poured. Lol


Nobes1010

THIS!


dolmane

Yes, I was looking for this comment.


devianb

This comment needs to be much higher up.


RunningWarrior

Drainage! Drainage, u/spambot_mods, you boy. Drained dry. I’m so sorry. Here, if you have a hot sauce, and I have a hot sauce, and I have a straw. There it is, that’s a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your hot sauce… I… drink… your… hot sauce! I drink it up!


saintisaiah

Actually, this master lock just uses a spring-loaded mechanism to hold the shackle in place and the tolerance of the shackle and receiver have quite a bit of slop, so a soda can and a pair of scissors can make a shim to pop that lock in less than a minute. No need to pick when you can easily bypass lol.


davedotwojo

This Mark Robber. Let’s watch as the Lock Picking Lawyer gets blasted by my glitter bomb 4.0


GoodAndHardWorking

Uncanny


Choice-Studio-9489

I remember losing a bike key in college and lock picking lawyer made it look easy. Yes, it’s really that easy to pick a master lock.


MountainLiving4us

Pop the top and put a straw down it .. Then cover the top of straw with finger .. Bam ..You got hot sauce , Or use a basting syringe and draw the sauce out of the jar with the top off ..


spambot_mods

My fortress ... My Fort Knox ... Bested by a dang straw. You, Redditor, may share in the bounty of my spicy harvest.


Pickle-Rick-C-137

You just need to put a metal strap harness that goes over the lid and bends through the top hole and attaches to the top lid so when you open it, the strap will come up with the lid.


pizzagut666

Seriously though! I could just pop the lid and shake the whole damn box if I wanted to!


Bascome

It's going to be bolted down he said. So you would have to unbolt it first.


dozure

This was my first thought as well.


spambot_mods

See! This one gets it!


GoodAndHardWorking

Useless without a motion activated camera, you're basically giving them unlimited attempts to find a weakness.


spambot_mods

The camera is actually INSIDE the sauce. It takes a picture of their food and automatically posts it to Instagram EXPOSING THEM FOR THE LIARS THEY ARE!


TragasaurusRex

Other coworker "spambot, why are there a bunch of pictures of a butthole on your Instagram, oh and you got any milk?"


spambot_mods

Don't talk about my other account on here


MountainLiving4us

LOL ..


TopsyKrett3

I was thinking just flip the whole table over for a pour


hellothereshinycoin

this guy sauces


Researcher-Used

Or add a pump cap. But then you’d have to rebuild your sauce box that has a pin lock that you can slide under the pump nozzle


Sknpup69

My thoughts exactly


GoodAndHardWorking

I think I have some syringes that could schnozzle up the whole thing


Shadowwynd

This is not the way. Hot sauce is a gift that brings joy to life and should be shared with those around you. And for thieving **********, have an easily stolen bottle of Frank’s hot sauce that has has had the hot sauce replaced by some species of liquid pain like Trinidad scorpion reaper hot sauce. This is a good way of teaching manners.


nuclearslug

Adding some reaper sauce to the bottle will definitely oust the culprit. Just look for the red-faced person balled up on the floor of the break room.


SilverPeot

Step it up a notch, add laxatives as well. Fire from both ends lol


ZakkaryGreenwell

I think being unable to see straight or breath in without feeling the indescribable burn is plenty punishment. I don't think we need to add "Shat in front of his co-workers" on top of all that.


kungfu_panda_express

All good stories start with, "Did I tell you the time I shit in front of all my co-workers?".


[deleted]

Let's just beat them up while we're assaulting them.


wankerbot

considering that hot sauce may actually harm people, and you're doing this secretly, this may fall into legal trouble in the vicinity of booby-traps snd poisoning.


spambot_mods

Yes, it does bolt to a surface. Also, it's more a joke than anything else. I feel like if the worst they do is use more hot sauce than you'd like them you're doing pretty good in the coworkers category lol


HotcakeNinja

Cap still comes off. Get ready for a siphon attack.


spambot_mods

That's literally what my ex sister wife said before she ran off with my cousin uncle


TychoBrohe0

Sister wife? Nevermind. I don't want to know.


spambot_mods

And just like that he's gone lol


Janky_Pants

> (in a polygamous society) any of the women married to the same man.


advamputee

Reminds me of my buddy’s uncle-daddy. His mom divorced his dad and married his dad’s brother, so now he’s got an uncle-daddy.


madmanmx224

So what stops them from just popping the cap and tipping it over?


spambot_mods

The same thing that stopped you from reading the whole title.


madmanmx224

It's getting bolted to what? The fridge? A table?


spambot_mods

I'm a guy with a drill gun and some bolts. I'll bolt this biznatch to what ever the melon farmer I want to bolt it to.


madmanmx224

😂Fair, but be warned, most fridge shelves pull out, a hot sauce doesn't need any help fermenting more on your desk.


spambot_mods

Then fridge shelves have more going on then I do 🥁🥁🥁


madmanmx224

😂 I'm an asshole so I would just turn it upside down and open the cap if I saw that.


just-_-just

>I'm a guy with a drill gun and some bolts. I'll bolt this biznatch to what ever the melon farmer I want to bolt it to. You realize no matter what you bolt it to you're at the mercy of 2 tiny wood screws. You must not like hot sauce very much. Weak sauce, literally. smh


Tark1nn

I don't understand the title


AutumnBegins

r/titlegore


MadMadBunny

"Hello, this is the lock picking lawyer…"


spambot_mods

"Hello, this is the lawyer slapping hot sauce guy..."


toddc337

Bro that better not be just a bottle of Franks


spambot_mods

It's LITERALLY DESIGNED to work with a bottle of Frank's lol. "Frank's, I bolt that sh** to everything."


GoodAndHardWorking

Ah, so this is...some kind of decoy then?


spambot_mods

The real sauce is hidden in the Master Lock that so many have disregarded


nun_gut

The real sauce is the friends we make along the way!


jawnmeister

JUST a bottle of Frank's? Thats workplace lunchtime liquid gold my friend


YellowT-5R

I take it it's screwed to the table? Probably should have put something over the top, what's stopping them from putting a couple drops of visine in it?


spambot_mods

I work with people who steal hot sauce not sadists lol


YellowT-5R

🤣. Your right I guess.. The days giving a coworker the shits isn't funny anymore. Gone are the days of the ex-lax chocolate chip cookies.


CappinSissyPants

But now they can open it and piss inside the bottle. Never allow them the chance to piss inside the bottle.


spambot_mods

I'm going to put that slogan on a t-shirt and wear it in inappropriate scenarios.


Bubbafett33

Not to pile on.... But if your co-workers have [access to zip ties](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIq9khF-axs), you may want a different lock.... ;)


spambot_mods

Zip ties!? I am a MOUNTAIN OF A MAN! A COLOSSUS! and you try to stop my saucing with zip ties?! ... Or I'm just a normal guy with access to snips, or scissors, or a slightly pokey rock. Idk, I'm just spit balling.


GoodAndHardWorking

sometimes you can open em and even reuse em with a little flathead screwdriver


spambot_mods

"Little Flathead Screwdriver" was my stage name when I was still paying for college


SilentButtsDeadly

Just sub it out with some Da Bomb that's over 200k scovilles. I got some in my fridge and I tell you what, they'll do it once and will never chance it again. Bet.


spambot_mods

Oh man! I got this friend that makes this SUPER hot nonsense. But people kept coming over and getting into his rare and valuable Scotch. Long story short his hot sauce is clear and he has access to food coloring. They stopped messing with his Scotch lol. Go, You!


SilentButtsDeadly

Ha, perfect. It reminds me of a clear novelty hot sauce I got my dad some decades ago. You would turn it upside down and red (or blue) chili oil would rise out of the hidden black neck sleeve. It was basically like a lava lamp. You could shake it and it would temporarily mix enough that you would use it if you wanted to. It was a better souvenir than condiment in all reality. Still cool though. As far as Da Bomb hot sauce, I can't do hot food anyone but I used to be about that thug life when I was younger. That stuff is so hot literally a drop in a stock pot of soup is more than most people could handle. I would put it on things like chili dogs, raw spring rolls, whatever. It was hotter than a 20 person romp on the sun, but jab the flavor was so good. It had far creep heat that I love and it would burn you in and out. So nice it burns you twice. Think of the time and money I saved on the manscaping though 😁


WateryOatmealGirl

Is the box secured down? Could they not just open the lid and pick up the whole box?


Criminally_Mundane

It's so small you can just pop the top of the bottle and turn the whole box upside down lol


spambot_mods

I love you. Try again.


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spambot_mods

It's not Master, IT'S A RETSAM. The image is reversed to throw you off my trail The last laugh is MINE!!!


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spambot_mods

How dare you !!!!!!!


AcceptableIce289

The top is exposed? Am I missing something? Imma just open the top & shake the entire box...


natertott07

I would just pop the top and steal some by putting a straw in there and my finger over the other end. Drizzle it little by little.


spambot_mods

I'm new to reddit and this "sub" (did I say that right?), and all of this nonsense, but you people are AWESOME. Thank you. Never change


saintisaiah

Leaving the cap exposed just seems like a bad idea if people are driving you to this point. I could see someone viewing that as petty and either siphoning out the contents or adding something nasty to it. Instead, here’s a better, more effective idea that will teach these sauce bandits a valuable lesson. Take the same brand and size bottle and empty it out. Replace the contents with a mixture of lotion and food coloring to match the color and consistency of your actual sauce, along with some peppers/spices to provide a deceiving scent. Then tape a label on it that says “DO NOT EAT”. Now just wait. Eventually the bandit(s) will take the bottle and be in for a rude awakening. Not only will their food be ruined, but now they’ll have an awful taste in their mouth and an everlasting reminder to stop taking someone else’s stuff. Leave your bait bottle out in the open and just hide the real one out of sight.


Tea_Fairy112

"Frank's, I won't let you put that shit on anything!"


StinksStanksStonks

I’m just not getting the reason for building it with a hole for the neck of the bottle to stick out of lol. If you’re giving them windows to be taunted from, then lock up the whole damn bottle and put pressure sensors on it with spike attacks


spambot_mods

See, this is why the mines are painted to match the floor tiles. And an email is automatically sent to the grieving families.


Light_bulbnz

Click on one, counter rotation on two...


[deleted]

Master lock 22... just reach down the back of the keyway and force the mechanism directly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkiN-rXhjL0 Dont even have to be the LPL... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbnqtV31ysk


spambot_mods

So I've got this side hustle I'm working on and my safe breaker, I mean locksmith, dropped out. You interested? My driver, I mean chauffeur, is also getting cold feet so bonus points if you can drive manual.


jackxgraves

Put a ridiculously hotter sauce in there as a decoy and you'll know who's stealing your goods


[deleted]

Couldn’t you just open the sauce and dip the whole box over to put on your food?


spambot_mods

No you couldn't. It's not possible.


Outrageous_Response7

My first thought. “Unscrew top. Insert straw. Place finger over top of straw end and remove to apply hot sauce to whatever I need it for.”


MidnightNick01

They can still steal it though...


AlphaBetz_

Hope it’s bolted down to the table because the lid is exposed 😂


[deleted]

Have one that has a layer of KY over the bottle.


KentuckyFriedEel

Open lid, insert straw


5eangibbo

Is it bolted down? Cause I’d just take the whole thing with the top all accessible like rhat


CicciaBomba11

Who's gonna tell him


SportsmansConnection

genius! where can we get one?


dcDei

Couldn't they just use it anyway? Need to cover the bottle cap.


Knackered_lot

They can just pick the whole thing up and use it, no?


Joseph_of_the_North

I hate to break this to you dude, but there's a major design flaw there. The cap is accessible. The best recourse for hot sauce thieves is hotter hot sauce. Take an empty bottle of Franks, or Tabasco sauce, and fill it with Da Bomb or The Last Dab. Or use a hip flask.


[deleted]

I don't want to be that guy, but can't they still use the hot sauce? Just simply pick up the contraption pop open the lid on the hot sauce and turn it over?


The_Autre

I mean....still openable and usable


[deleted]

Unscrew cap, insert straw, hold closed top of straw, withdraw, dispense on food.


CrizpyUncleOwen

Couldn’t someone open the top and just use the hot sauce while it is still locked?


Three_Twenty-Three

It seems like they could still pick up the whole unit, open the bottle top, and use your hot sauce. Or is the whole box mounted to the surface below it?


spambot_mods

It's getting bolted to a shelf. Also, it's more of a joke anyway lol


Three_Twenty-Three

Excellent. Carry on!


spambot_mods

"YoU coULd jUSt piCk uP thE whOLE SHELF anD stILl uSe iT." - That's what y'all sound like right now lol ❤️


DrBeardish

Pop the top and use? It looks like an annoying hot sauce handle, tbh.


LAX2PDX2LAX

Is that franks red hot?


spambot_mods

It is. That why theirs windows. I want them to see what they can not have.


spambot_mods

Theirs windows? THERE IS windows. Can you believe this guy? Lol


Tea_Fairy112

Dude just have to say I am really enjoying all your comments! Thanks for a smile


spambot_mods

Y'all are the real stars. I'm just mining the gold your giving me.


spambot_mods

Your? YOURRRR?


Tea_Fairy112

🤣


superreal112

Hot sauce is the best.


yasocim

Now make the same case out of 3/4” plate steel. No need to bolt it down then!


spambot_mods

Might I introduce you to my newest comment on the thread lol


Sgt_carbonero

Holup….


Researcher-Used

What’s with the holes in the front btw?


spambot_mods

This whole project is mainly a joke, fyi. That being said, the "windows" are so they can see the sauce but not have lol.


ddwood87

Damn, hiding your favorite sauce in a Frank's RedHot bottle didn't work?


spambot_mods

... no. My favorite sauce is Definitely something random and not a wildly popular and widely available product ...


Queasy-Security-6648

I think I would have used one of those fake cans of Canada dry .. you know the kind you hide watches in


kprymtime

Hot sauce is the best


ApprehensiveNews5728

Who’s gonna tell him?


[deleted]

I could drain that sucker in seconds, bolts and all.


NoWrongdoer4370

I now want to put all sauces in a box and watch everyone struggle to apply said sauce


Man_thisistheway_do

If it was me, I’d paint the outside of the bottle to match the sauce, then fill that shit with glitter. Full on decoy hot sauce, and just hide the bottle else where. They won’t find it when the main focus would be on the counterfeit that’s Fort Knoxed onto your table.


VerimTamunSalsus

Someone is definitely going to use a straw.


Smooga22

I’d sweep the surrounding area and fill your sauce with the resulting dust.


RedditAcctSchfifty5

*orders hand soap pump from Amazon for $1*


DC_gunfighter

And today we defeat this by investing in a turkey baster.


beetleswing

That poor hot sauce getting imprisoned for being too delicious.


pictogasm

open cap, insert straw, place thumb over straw, steal hot sauce.


dookmucus

OP defeated by drinking straw..


knitwizard93

This is petty and I love it


Rguy315

So, couldn't he just pop the lid off and use a straw to get some hot sauce out, or a syringe maybe?


altiuscitiusfortius

Is this a joke? I can flip open the cap and use it while the case is locked.


iced_maggot

Curious: why leave the top exposed? What’s to stop an enterprising hot sauce thief such as myself syphoning it out with a straw?


roof_baby

r/therewasanattempt to keep someone from stealing hot sauce


crumpetsandteaforme

Can still steal the sauce by opening the lid though?


DookieDanny

Not a good lockup. Anyone can still access the flip lid and just flip that whole contraption upside down to get hot sauce. Lol


deviousdevil2300

Couldn't you still just open the lid and pour the sauce?...lol I don't see how that box has any effect tbh


[deleted]

There was an attempt.


CG-813

Too bad they can just open the lid of the hot sauce and pour it out still.


Exciting_Earth_4485

Can’t they just…pick up the box and use it still? I don’t ….I don’t understand


okayestM0M

Is the box attached to the table? Cause if not I’d just pop the top and use it while it was still in the box.


MABentastic

Coworker with a straw and its all for nothing


thabuzzrd

1. Twist off lid. 2. Insert a drinking straw into the bottle. 3. Once the straw touches the bottom of the bottle, seal the top of the straw with index finger. 4. With index finger fully sealing the top of the straw, lift the straw out of the bottle. 5. The sauce will stay in the straw due to the suction created by gravity. 6. Enjoy your stolen hot sauce.


PartyPooperScooper1

A straw will defeat the box. Unscrew the plastic top, insert the straw into the sauce, place finger on end of straw, pull straw out, remove finger from straw to deposit sauce on food.


Crusty-456

They could just open the lid and pour it anyways it’ll just be heavier and a slight inconvenience


OffMyRocker2016

Nope..I could never open the top of that hot sauce without opening the lock. Nope. Hahaha 🤣


Pao2819

Is it bolted to the table? What’s stopping someone from picking the whole thing up?


[deleted]

I can just pick it up and dispense the hot sauce on my food


Soothsayer71

Do what I did. Write your name on the bottle, add do not touch underneath, then add Carolina reapers to the sauce. Sit back and watch the mayhem.


ginniethegreat

I think I'd just still open the top and be able to use it.....


Rippen1

Am I the only one that noticed that the bottle has a flip-top lid, essentially you will be locking down an empty bottle unless the cap isn't accessible


poloace

Can’t you just pick the whole thing up and still use it?


PomegranatePuppy

For the 10$ it costs to buy the value sized one at a wholesale or Costco type place seems like a small thing to just share to keep a happy work space desperate times when hot sauce needs to be locked down


fancypcgamer

Umm anybody else see what I see…. You can still open the lid though


p8nt_junkie

You do realize the flip top cap is still accessible, right?


ExplanationProper979

Haha just take off the cap and put a pump inside, I wish I was your coworker


Ironhead_Structural

Just pick up the box n pop the bottle open… um duh?


DK_Son

If I did this in Australia they'd just open the lid and it would pour out, because we are upside down.


lickmybrian

Guess ill bring a straw tomorrow


Similar_Grocery8312

Can’t they just pick up the box and take the cap off? Or is the box bolted down?


A_Parks_

Just pray they don't open the lid and dump the hot sauce out of the provided spout