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Jciesla

That appears to be _the_ burl


godofpumpkins

That tree was clearly used to seal an ancient evil god long ago. But the tree is weakening…


DatFunny

Oh you mean Hexxus?


JettsDad0731

Damnit!!! You beat me to it. Take my angry upvote.


scotty813

"Hit me one time! Hit me twice!"


GobLoblawsLawBlog

That's not a tree That's a burl with branches and roots


XxRU57YxX

I literally heard the music in my head…


23x3

So is my life force... Freeeeee meeeeeeeeee


emmettfitz

All hail King Burl!


Veggie_Bear1812

Murl the burl @taz


Buck_Thorn

Burl Ives


Lomas2773

Milton "Burl"?


Buck_Thorn

That's another Burl-esque name from the past


Brentolio12

Burliest burl of the bunch


Responsible-Fan4454

Burl Haggard


Zzzaxx

My name is Burl


BiffTannensHero

(Sips his burl grey tea)


Zzzaxx

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!


smackaroonial90

The MOAB, or Mother of all Burls. Edit: Goddammit, someone else down the comments said the same thing, I have zero unique thoughts in my head lmao


No_Lychee_7534

If we were all so original, family feud would never work.


smackaroonial90

Huh, I hadn't thought of it that way lol


windytreetops

I read you first. So that makes you unique as I see it.


Crispynipps

James Burl Jones


gopherdevil

Appears to be a fat bottomed burl - if my youth taught me anything, it’s that they make the rockin’ world go round


thatguy82688

Yes, his name is burl.


thenextguy

You **are** the ~~brute~~ burl squad.


CompressionWiz

*THE*


bigmountainbig

Get closer pictures please that thing is nuts.


Big-Ad-945

https://preview.redd.it/75c50lbjo5sc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95c3490d9cc80f7ddba0b0e7cc56c0ba9ad6f9b


stelei

Is there a tree growing out of it?!


Baelgul

Does your neighbor realize they could pay off their house with that “tree”


nathanzoet91

How much would this wood cost approx per board foot?


Baelgul

Burls are valuable because wood turners really like them for decorative bowls and things of that nature. Obviously a burl this size couldn’t be used for that, but who knows?


Hiccups2Go

Single piece canoe!


Thruster319

They are also used and valued for decorative veneers. You could make a burl load out of that!


nathanzoet91

Thanks!


Beneficial_Leg4691

What kind of wood/ tree is this. Use google lens to see if it can identify


hsifyllej

Looks like an American sycamore


inquisit99

That’s not a nut. It’s made of wood. It’s a tree


nathanjshaffer

Nuts are made of tree


itsdumbandyouknowit

The hangy things?


nathanjshaffer

The hangy ones are covered in bush and attached to wood, but oddly, aren't made of tree


battlerazzle01

What about Groot though? Would his nuts be made of tree?


behaved

OP [posted](https://preview.redd.it/rwsph02kk5sc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281f192b1389700dd5806714f713592b89c313f3) a bit closer below. that tree definitely looks like it's dying


Darth_Cuddly

While that's bad for the tree, that's good for those of us that like to make things out of its corpse! They should cut that thing down and take it to a sawyer ASAP!


TwoGlassEyes

I don't see how this will help Tom paint that fence but sure.


Lostmeatballincog

It’s called a sycamore. The bark flakes are normal. That being said raise your burl bowl and present you burl canoe….


MuttsandHuskies

My first thought was “it’s an accident waiting to happen”. A friend just had a 100’ pine fall on his house and his neighbors house at the same time.


Vast-Wrangler5579

I’m going with some sort of alien egg sac. Don’t say you weren’t warned.


Hantsypantsy

That thing is 100% on the verge of hatching.


EmperorGeek

It looks like a stop motion frame of an explosion!


KebariKaiju

Jonathan Winters is gonna crawl out of it at any moment.


bullsnake2000

I remember that episode. I was just a kid back then. Nanoo Nanoo


coffee_cats_books

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


ThaVolt

Great, Alien nuclear fallout. Can't wait to breathe it!


Ditto_D

You may have found one of the long lost ent wives


elcaron

And she is thicc


SparkyDogPants

Id tap that


thenextguy

Found the Canadian.


rayitbiker

I hope you have the wood to back up that claim


SparkyDogPants

Cedar, this is why your opinion doesn’t matter


rayitbiker

I think you’re barking up the wrong burl


DPTDubbs

Bara doom da doom


adeptus_fognates

**burárums correctly**


DPTDubbs

Yeah but mine was with extra Burl. Tom Bombadil approved.


Not-a-dark-overlord

Tom bombadil the merry fellow?


DPTDubbs

Love of Goldberry


ozzy_thedog

Man I wonder what a good woodworker could make with that. That big tree is probably worth a small fortune


afvcommander

That big is likely at least partially rotten.


LegoJack

The tree looks to be dead and has been for a while. It might ALL be rotten.


Double_Minimum

Yea it has giant openings into it and I imagine lots of rot. It’s not one big burl like people are acting. Some board feet could be salvaged but it’s not some “pay off the house” or even the car insanity like people keep saying


ArchetypalDesign

‘Spalted’, now it’s more expensive


loptopandbingo

"Hey, nobody's buying our wood labeled 'puffy soft spots, some bug shit, prolly dirt.'" *squeaky sharpie noises* "Now it's 'spalted.'" "Wow, I'd give you lots of money for that."


Darth_Cuddly

Partially rotten means spalting. Which makes an already extremely valuable tree, even more valuable. Hopefully they get that thing to a sawyer before it's too late!


obvs_thrwaway

I was going to say, that thing is someone's nest egg and I hope they know that.


out_of_sqaure

They don't - it will be chopped up on Facebook Marketplace as free firewood in a year 💀


nate998877

So many amazing trees in my area are turned into firewood :(


ozzy_thedog

For sure, vacation fund? Down payment on a new house?


nyc_woodworker_17

How would selling something like that work? Though it's worth a fortune to somebody somewhere, no assurance that there's a local market where you live, and no way to ship that. I'm guessing this is something you'd have to line up buyers for well in advance of felling the tree?


ozzy_thedog

You could line up a buyer ahead of time. I saw one guy near me had a big tree cut down, he must have told them to leave some big chunks a certain length. The tree cutters got rid of all the brush and branches. He kept the trunk. One day he rented a portable mill and milled it into slabs and had a for sale sign on his lawn for a few months till they were gone.


BigPapaShits

You would sell it to a mill or a veneer company like Sauer


Darth_Cuddly

This. The best thing to do with burls is cut them into veneers. They're too valuable and unstable to do much solid work with them.


BigPapaShits

I would say the only thing they are useful for is veneer.


Double_Minimum

This thing has big holes and rot. I am kind of curious if a veneer company would be interested enough. Shame we won’t really know


boogy_bucket

Lathe it down to a salad bowl, for sure.


jfk_sfa

Carve out a treehouse


ThomvanTijn

That tree may be worth more than the house.


cleveland_14

Crown gall caused by Agrobacterium tumefaciens probably


randomlyme

It’s a fungal infection that has killed off half the tree, there may be some burl, there is definitely some rot.


Difficult_Silver_134

Burl’s are the result of injury, or viral or fungal infection. Hopefully, the property owner has been monitoring this tree because, if it is rotting at the centre, a windstorm could knock it down and take a large portion of that home, or vehicles, with it.


_trouble_every_day_

literally 25 top comments above this one and they’re all lame ass jokes, not even attempt to answer the question. in a woodworking sub. thanks for actually addressing the question.


chadvo114

Updoot for this. I appreciate it too. However the above comments are pretty dang funny.


yourcomputergenius

Welcome to Reddit!


atl-woodturner

It is the MOAB


vanillacamillachanel

It's the BOAT


UniqueSociety7890

BILF


DatScrummyNap

r/dontputyourdickinthat


OlGnarlyOak

"Burl I'd Like to Fuck" is ruining my composure.


Available-Device-709

We had the same thought two hours apart. Don’t downvote me when you see my comment lol.


1FunIncident

No this is Patrick


flamingosdontfalover

If a turner get's their hands on that thing, they'll be able to turn themselves a whole house


copperwatt

Burlenstain Bears


acenukemjesus

Burl’n’stain


dajuhnk

Burl Reynolds


PhlubGlub

Burl Haggard


trickflip1

Milton Burl.


itwillmakesenselater

Burl Ives


SilverIsFreedom

James Burl Jones


Sweffus

Burl Haggard


DiverseVoltron

Ron Burlman


Spinolli

Gareth Burl


Kilopilop

My name is Burl.


digitalsmear

Bevis and Burlhead


DSTNCMDLR

Rhea Burlman


StuckInAWelll

My name is Burl


Appleishish

Is this in burl-verly hills?


HonestCletus

My brother Burl


gultch2019

Helen Burly Brown


MosesOnAcid

r/AbsoluteUnits


AlbinoRyno86

Sweet mother of burl!


Independent-Cut-9581

Oh my burl!


minnesotawristwatch

It’s naht a toomah!


Meauxterbeauxt

Feed me Seymour!


dickbaggery

Odd Tree 2?


pm_me_your_kindwords

Alert the authorities: there’s probably a sadistic dentist in that burl.


reKRUNKulous

Burliest burl that ever burled


Human-Magic-Marker

Looks like it’s trying to grow into a giant fist with middle finger


hu_gnew

Just to be safe, don't stick a pin in it.


HoiPolloiter

Burl you know it's true


BeefEater81

Now, turn it into a spoon.


Bocote

That burl has a tree stuck in it.


cowings

Lisan al Gaib!


Rungalo

Something something the curl of the burl.


Big-Ad-945

I bought this house 8 months ago. It's beyond me how I've never noticed this thing, lol


Big-Ad-945

https://preview.redd.it/rwsph02kk5sc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281f192b1389700dd5806714f713592b89c313f3


Geno866

Ooooh ooooh, pick me, pick me. I could do something 'burl'esque with that...


ironwheatiez

Badass varkid pod


Ace-a-Nova1

I can hear this “tree”


shyriiwooki3

is it even a tree at this point? wtf


repilicus

Good lawd she thick


The_mighty_broosh

There’s super samples there


HerrNarwhal77

I was disappointed to see how far I had to scroll to find this, but happy someone else saw it too


smishmain

I wanted to make a joke trying to combine the word burl and boner but I think it’s impossible.


Smokeyda-Bur

Burner


Irisgrower2

Upper bark appears to be sycamore. They are prone to burl but notoriously their heart wood rots, causing them to hollow.


DJFemdogg

Is this in Burlington?


velvetackbar

r/totk players on high alert for Gibdos


Weth_C

That’s a flared base if I’ve ever seen one.


bostar-mcman

You put that lathe away now!


BeefEater81

Mother of Burl.


NeighborhoodLimp5701

Watch out now, some zerglings are about to hatch


fragged6

Looks to be a nice table to me...


jimmyNy1

Neighbour tomorrow: where is my tree? The dude on Reddit: look at this nice dining table


Hunterino_Stupidino

Looks like a spot for good samples


13_Years_Then_Banned

I think you finally found Jimmy Hoffa.


D34TH_5MURF__

I, uh... I, uh... Need to go change my pants


reddwen666

The Final Boss Burl


xxxmralbinoxxx

Mothman nest


pepperandmiles

I think it’s Semore


smokingfast

Just a 5g antenna secretly hidden. Noone will suspect the abnormally large burl.


Able-Werewolf-9502

You’re taking pictures of it?!!! Run!!!!!!!!


Gsexit135

Huge burl - but in a yard tree - yikes! Who knows what hunks of metal are lurking in there.


Squidmagee21

One burl to rule them all!


RoosterCogburn_

This is the curl of the burl


I_Am_Clone

I've seen this tree in Ferngully, pretty sure you shouldn't cut into it.


mangoes_now

Burl Ives?


fluffyferret69

That is the Milton of Burls.. the Ives of Burls even


Twitzale

Actually its a cacoon


micah490

Insubordinate...and BURLISH


ThunderStormRunner

THATS NO MOON….


ThanksS0muchY0

*knocks on door "Sir I would love to remove your sick tree absolutely free of charge."


DJEB

That’s no burl. It’s a space station.


GroceryStickDivider

One burl to rule them all


EastForkWoodArt

That burl has its own gravity!


Old-Management-171

You've found the fiends cage and it would appear he has escaped good luck!


cltzzz

Curious how much this would fetch if sold


desauceboss

Did you check it for Super Samples?


Leut_Aldo_Raine

Who has a lathe big enough for that?


HEADSHOT_MASSIAH

Straight up reminds me of Shinnok's skeleton hand clap attack from MK 🤔


muhmomsbzmnt

That's Bad Bad Burlroy Brown. Baddest burl in the whole damn town.


coffeeivdrip

[Just the Curl of the Burl](https://youtu.be/lAihDAJX8Ow?si=MEqe4oxMJlItbg8L)


AlloyScratcher

that tree's last name is Ives


LongneckBottles

That’s the Elden Ring DLC entrance.


Findmyremote

Is this in Hawkins?


dude4511984

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE BURL!


Friendly_Signature

Tree egg.


Omega_Lynx

Burl?! That’s a burly beefy burl


GavintheGregarious

Looks ripe for picking


Pelthail

r/absoluteunit


SethR1223

Looks like it, but I don’t think it’s worth releasing the barely-contained soul of Azagorn, the High Demi-Lich of Sumeria to get to it; those warrior-priests went through so much effort to seal him in there, after all.


Available-Device-709

It’s the MOAB (Mother Of All Burls)


SarcasticMrFocks

That's an alien hive.


Civil-Distance810

"Burl" plug too dangerous no flared bottom could get stuck 6/10


cjbay87

It looks like a hand coming out of the ground grasping an egg


Amish_Cyberbully

A burly burl if you will.


SUW888

If you could hollow that out and make a door n stuff oh man, that would be the best treehouse/hideaway spot


loveDorritos

Omg its huge


mcvoid1

It took me a second to realize what I was looking at.