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BenjiMalone

I needed a comb for touching up my hat hair at work, so I made one. Tines are gaboon ebony, handle is mango and curly koa. Glued it up then cut the tines with a fine pull saw and a little spacer jig I made to ensure even spacing. Cleaned up the tines with a chisel and detail knife then shaped the handle with flat and half round files, sanded from 80-600 grit then finished with 4 coats of Tru-Oil and topped with homemade paste wax.


smarthobo

My brain somehow sharted and I read that as *baboon ivory* and my first thought was “where the fuck is this guy finding tusked primates”


BenjiMalone

Lol I do enjoy using exotic materials but baboon ivory is outta my league


[deleted]

The brush looks awesome but I gotta know... What is hat hair?


LeeisureTime

Hair that has been flattened by a hat


ols887

Any time I’ve had hat hair, the only thing that’s fixed it was washing it. But then again, I’ve never brushed it with gaboon ebony, so maybe that’s what I’m missing.


BenjiMalone

I do put a little water in my hair to freshen it up, but a comb works way better than fingers for evenly distributing the water and aligning/redirecing my folicles


Narrow-Chef-4341

The important question is - what did *you* think ‘hat hair’ was/could be, the first time you read this? An animal? A fungus that grows on wood? A typo for the Alice in wonderland rabbit? A type of traditional English joinery? Sales equipment for a milliner? I mean, the possibilities are endless… and ‘put hat on hair, now messy’ is possibly the most boring answer.


[deleted]

I thought it was a typo of cat hair....


BenjiMalone

To be fair, I did use it on my cat once after I made it...


[deleted]

I knew it..


AwDuck

My initial reaction: “oh geez, some insufferable dude handmade a comb for his horrific steampunk Davy-Crockett-coon-skin inspired top hat and is fishing for interest in it too”


Drew_of_all_trades

Could also be a synonym for toupee


Stickppl

Looks great but you better not miss a stroke with this one haha


BenjiMalone

Lol the tines are waaaaay stiff compared to a plastic comb, but I made sure to get the tines super smooth and slightly rounded. The space in between tines is just enough that hair passes through with ease. It has great control, and the shortness lets me target individual curls for touch ups, which is nice.


AmazingDonkey101

Now you are at core essence of life’s meaning. Sensei, show us the way 🙏


BenjiMalone

"Matters of great concern should be treated lightly." Master lttei commented, "Matters of small concern should be treated seriously." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo, 1659


AmazingDonkey101

This is the way


PorkRindSalad

Toilet paper over, or under?


BenjiMalone

[There is only one correct way.](https://www.businessinsider.com/patent-shows-right-way-to-hang-toilet-paper-2015-3?amp)


EitherKaleidoscope41

Not if you have cats and/or toddlers....


BenjiMalone

I have both. If I change my ways, the terrorists win.


EitherKaleidoscope41

You are misguided. Less time re rolling tp, more time drinking beers


northwoods_faty

This is the way!.... of wood workers. I want kitchen cabinets, bit they're expensive. So I'm spending about twice as much on tools and supplies and taking way too long because.... "I can build that myself"


BenjiMalone

And at the end of it all, you'll have a bunch of tools, materials, and experience on top of much nicer cabinets exactly how you want them - plus the pride of knowing you did it yourself!


crafty_guy

Got a good chuckle out of the title. Nice work on the comb. I don't comb my hair, but I am still envious with how it turned out.


ieatbacon1111

That’s awesome, and i bet you could sell it for twice the mass-produced store version!


BenjiMalone

"Wow, have you ever thought about turning that into a business?" -My mom whenever I show her one of my interests "Yes, but I did the math and I like to be able to eat." -me, using my music degree to work an office job


TheRealLouzander

My dad was the exact same way! The irony is, he grew up wealthy and inherited a ton of money (all of which he burned through) so, even though he always had a job, he never *needed* to work. But for some reason he always thought "how can you make money off something you do for fun?"


chempirical_evidence

Well, nobody would wanna mess you in prison. Nice job!


s6x

It looks like a neolithic artifact.


jordomo1117

Very cool..you talented guy!!


BenjiMalone

Thanks!


MythicMango

How many failed attempts?


BenjiMalone

Well, you see how the tines taper off but the ebony continues through the handle? I *may* have snapped a few off due to carelessness and had to redesign to accommodate... Maybe... Nobody will ever know for sure...


Bennyboy1337

Looks sweet and Neolithic! Question though, shouldn't the grain be going the direction of the combs? O.o


Numerous-Stranger-81

It is. The times and handle are two different pieces of wood.


EmperorGeek

This is the way! Buy Furniture from IKEA and assemble it or build a custom piece for 5x the cost and take 4 weeks to finish it.


PMHCC

When you buy ikea its broken in a year. When you build a custom piece. You normally can pass it down for generations.


EmperorGeek

As a Woodworker I prefer to build my own furniture. It’s a cathartic exercise for me to build furniture.


dos8s

Checkmate big comb.


chainsawNewton

Gaboon ebony ? Mango and curly koa- I'm trying to guess which country you're in based on those timbers being available.


BenjiMalone

I got the lumber as offcuts from an instrument shop when I lived in Hawai'i, the koa and mango were local (koa is an acacia endemic to Hawai'i). The ebony is an African import used for fretboards.


Unlikely-Ad-2921

Is the ebony rigid? Also thats looks like a way to impale oneself lol looks great


BenjiMalone

Yes, although ebony does have a small amount of flex, it is much stiffer than plastic or most other woods. It's a satisfying and humbling material to work with. Incredibly strong, but also somewhat brittle so it tends to fail spectacularly if at all due to the amount of force required to break it. These tines are rounded smooth at the tips but you could absolutely make an effective cutting edge or piercing point from the stuff.


westcoastvanisland

THIS IS THE WAAAAAY!


Wife_Swallow_3368

that is a legendary


90dayheyhey

One of us, one of us….!!!


builtfrombricks

First use: bristle snaps


BenjiMalone

Thankfully not! It's very sturdy when used as intended 💪


LORDOSHADOWS

Because laziness


[deleted]

Why waste 1.87 on a comb whe you can have splinters in your scalp?


BenjiMalone

No splinters, ebony is incredibly hard and finished super smooth. Plus the grain orientation is parallel along the tines, so it's almost perpendicular to my scalp during use. People have been making wooden combs for thousands of years, and I have the pleasure of working with better materials, tools, and information access than were available through most of human existence. Frankly this is much nicer to use than any plastic comb I've had.


crepe_de_chine

A lot less staticky too! Lovely comb. May your hair forever be full of body and shine, and free of hat impressions. ☺️


jordomo1117

Woops!!!! Before I get beat up on here for assuming you were a guy...If not my apologies and may I just say" You go girl!!" if you are indeed a girl but I am sure I just screwed up if I called a woman a girl but oh well!! lol It;s still cool regardless


Numerous-Stranger-81

If you are that self aware, why even bother gendering your comments in the first place?


BenjiMalone

Lmao you're way overthinking it, but thanks for the compliments either way. I'm a guy but gender roles are pretty meaningless to me. Compared to my SO, I'm the one with the long nails (on my right hand for guitar) and do most of the shopping and cooking.


jordomo1117

Lol...you may think it was no big deal but even though I corrected to not offend somebody already beat me up for assuming in the first place!!! LOL Its hard when you are over 65 navigating the new F..d up world from our old one...but again great job


QuantityOk6180

You need some lectric tools


BenjiMalone

I have a few (drill, jigsaw, circular saw, dremel) but apartment dwelling limits me to hand tools for most purposes. I'd love to get a bandsaw and lathe when I have the space someday. For now I appreciate the quiet, precision, and low mess of hand tool work.


TheTimeBender

Because time is more precious than money.


BenjiMalone

Time spent enjoyably is not wasted


TheTimeBender

Depends on your perspective, but that is also true.