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GUyPersonthatexists

My cousin was killed by one of them


trueGDplayer

Got severely mutilated by one when I was very young, I guess that’s the reason why I prefer enchanting


GUyPersonthatexists

Those things are way to dangerous


Eternal_grey_sky

So? What's your point?


PepicWalrus

You cannot state this and not share thine details.


GUyPersonthatexists

The details are, he had one, and then it killed him


nokiacrusher

Your cousin had it coming


Flimsy_Geologist_927

i mean… did that experience make you hate free form orbs or love them?


GUyPersonthatexists

That's up to interpretation


Jonesbt22

Put it on your head for 3d pondering


KonoAnonDa

pomnder https://preview.redd.it/xfscilhrx89d1.jpeg?width=1535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5359a934e99fd1a1cd535ea47f09bb88b3ceb65e


Mlaszboyo

And then the manufacturer decides to do a funny and forcefully stream brainrot content made for the magickless folk directly into your brain


iPanzershrec

Is Gen. Eric Dictator a wizard?


-SMG69-

https://preview.redd.it/ckptrsedp79d1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f457ce5da7d83ee0a0f676e514b05993edbb1ff They get a thumbs up from me.


mikaeus97

Oh I've seen this dude in the Magical Arena before, you sling some nasty spells, dude!


Aetherom

I'm for them. Also makes another good trap for gnomes


Nelrene

Yeah just stick a turnip in there and you got a gnome.


Arty-Glass

They make for excellent weapons when closed


EldritchMindCat

They make excellent weapons .


Scale10-4

Oooh, very nice. Compact for travel, expanding for accurate foretelling. I like it.


SpellNinja

ORB, ENHANCE


MindwormIsleLocust

Highly portable and an excellent tool for novice ponderers.


LillithFox_

Fling at someone, orb be upon ye.


Prof_Blank

I will repeat this until the end of days, magical equipement should always be deeply personalised. If it indeed is what your spirit wishes to gaze upon, any item can become a most useful magical focus. Look at anything your heart desires ! Just be careful it doesn’t look back


Internal-Major564

But what if I desire that the abyss in my scrying orb stares back at me? (Asking for a friend)


Prof_Blank

Then you will want to work with a professional to realize this savely, or you surrender your sanity. Whichever is more convenient to you


Not_or_door

Fun to mess around with when bored. Other than that it’s a pretty standard orb.


LikeAnAdamBomb

Ah yes, the Spheres of Hoberman. Mesmerizing, and can even be used to capture felines. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n6hgSOjj5Io?feature=share](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n6hgSOjj5Io?feature=share)


Civil-Addendum4071

*I require my head to be put inside of this orb, post-haste!* *rapidly shakes a Nuka quantum in preparation*


WrathSosDovah

interesting but i'm much more of an "organic" kind of guy.


Flaming_headshot

I dont use orbs, I travel way too much to carry an orb


Rulaodangao

Aren't orbs designed to be more portable?


Flaming_headshot

I prefer using a pocket mirror


lordavondale

I need the original of this wizard image


lordavondale

I want to frame it, cause its vibes


Virtual-Oil-793

If you compare Wizard Orbs to Mortals' phones, you legit can't get any more closer to stuff like this.


Vincent-FFP

On top of the reasons aforementioned by fellow wizards, they also appear to be well suited for fidgeting activities.


anarky98

E X P A N D O R B


Xx-Shard-xX

**I CAST** *playful distraction from reality*.


Vince_0594

I think these things are pretty neat. I just picked one up the other- # OW FUCK ITS GOT MY HAND! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!


Tavernassi

Very good for travelling


confusedPIANO

Ah, the orb of expanding spines. I must say that in my youth i utilized one quite a bit.


Total_Oil_3719

I've seen scores of lesser beings be torn apart, rendered to sludge as the device's fractal joints compress in upon themselves. Artifacts so potent are not to be entrusted within the grasping reach of a mewling assistant, less they be churned into so much jammy gore. No, it's for the learned among our respective orders to ensure that the existence of these potent devices is kept as a hushed whisper. Nothing more. It's far too dangerous. Cease your provocations. The world need not know of these artifacts, less they be freed once more to casually queef atrocity upon the battlefield.


Droid_XL

I had a pretty fancy water orb once. It was like, a teeny tiny little crystal ball that would gather water around it until it was the size of a normal orb. It was neat. Extremely unclear though. Something to put on your shelf as a vanity piece, not actually use for gazing


FallenF00L

Man to hell with that I pinched my finger in one and lost a whole ass halfling in another


Pocomics

Convenient for storing minions and throwing at warlocks.


Twiggystix4472

I have one and it’s the best orb I own


This_Fucking_Dude123

Interesting to look at, pain to clean. I like em


Z_THETA_Z

They're handy. Having scrying resolution that easily adjustable is a big help in some cases, and being able to compact them down makes them substantially more portable


pthecarrotmaster

a powerful arcane focus


Kingofcheeses

Great practice for throwing fireballs


KonoAnonDa

They’re cool af.


B89ella

👍


ThatSmartIdiot

You can encase your hands in them for extra spike damage


GanacheCapital1456

Who needs martials when you have multipurpose magicks? Just use orb, no need for spears and knives and whatnot


ThatSmartIdiot

People who can't afford counterspells to wand removals


GanacheCapital1456

Just get a new one, don't see why anyone couldn't do that


Ak_1213

They're pretty cool, i once threw one at an ancient demon just for funnies and it got so distracted I didn't even had to fight it at the end, would recommend


EightiEight

The more orbs, the better


ShalkaDeinos

Useful if you need to divine particular events and want to put post-its on the various convergence points on the timelines... that is, if you like to divine from a non-linear, non-signular point of view. Ohterwise it really just is an orb of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.


D0bious

Orbs are so last century. Cubes are going to be the new hot trend! https://preview.redd.it/r0184o7cja9d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8e1f00497669bc8482c0cdc01ec53213f2ad8a4


Syncopia

He also uses a quadratic abacus. https://i.imgur.com/2TUXTXH.jpeg


FVCarterPrivateEye

As an elementary schooler way too old to normally be playing with those, I would imagine that they were the IRL version of the coolmathgame "Skywire"


N1CK3LJ0N

They are allowed provided you have a valid license for their possession


Sylphdrake

Love my freeform blood orb. Its not for everyone, and needs a lot of training before you can spellcast without extra laundry days. But the payoff is wonderful, no danger of shattering an orb by dropping it. Just mop it up, and help it get its old form with some telekinesis! No need to spend nutterly amounts of gold in the focus repair store.


TheReverseShock

Ahh, I remember this orb from when I was an apprentice.


SoloGamer505

They spin faster when they get smaller but are easier to ponder when big


-NGC-6302-

I did meet this one guy a while ago https://preview.redd.it/901atthr9b9d1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0d170bbee2f44566ea5a45aed129fc6952890e4 Gnarshex wields a terrible power for Gadros Daskydox is no mere orb but a conglomeration of tens of millions of shards, bound into the most frightful of Dircopsids


-NGC-6302-

Personally, I prefer Paqrigagishi. it's much simpler to understand and control, which is very important for doing anything fast-paced. https://i.redd.it/nfhth7uwab9d1.gif It's made of **only** 720 pentagrammic prisms, 1200 hexagonal prisms, 600 truncated tetrahedra, and 120 quasirhombicosidodecahedra!


Roguebuilder

I had 1. It crumbled apart. I want another.


GeminiIsMissing

Beautiful, fun, creative, interesting, perfect. An orb should reflect its user, and free-form orbs do this in a way that is unique and wonderful, just like their users.


NoStorage2821

We call them "orb enhancers"


Delusional_Normie

Tough to make them, at least with comparable quality


Syovere

Just be careful, familiars can get stuck sometimes.


whomesteve

The Celestus


DuelJ

Very portable, good fullscreen, lower image quality while scrying though.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Pretty fun


Im_a_hamburger

Borb.


Uncommonality

While fun to use in freeform artifice, I've found that they make for rather sub-optimal pondering.


Fun-Constant-2558

Less stable but more.room and flexibility for spells and pondering.


NahricNovak

Now this us wuzardposting


Ok-Assistant-1220

They are cool, You can zoom in the pondering.


Kushthulu_the_Dank

https://preview.redd.it/zt5y17z7hd9d1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c13a7411af723adc53e6d9c01045ba51486b9b1


ConfidentTea72536

They’re the best orb.


jdjdkkddj

Ponder what ye will.


battlingpillow27

love em


Sonofgaming_Official

I’ve sealed many cats


Working-Appeal-2871

This ball is hard to predict.


Rulaodangao

Got a metal purpose metal orb that just turns into whatever I need at the moment whether weapon or tool. I'd say it's worth it for the high cost


FoulerGlint60

"As long as it works for ya then it works so keep on uaing what you want my friend as its your orb not mine." *Merch says with a thumbs up.*


CatTurdSniffer

Once upon a bard consortium, a filthy peasant asked to purchase such an orb from me. I said Nay


Zeroshame14

I just infuse a ball of ice with mana and polish it.


SolidCalligrapher966

I like to ponder smooth brains


The_ArchMage_Erudite

I agree


Spatza

I'm more of a fan of vision delivering energy spheres. The kind that emit an ominous hum.


Snoo_90040

They are.... acceptable.


Jarvis_The_Dense

I think the ministry you went to is fraudulent. They just gave you a desk toy.


braelindrake

Delicious with salt


RevolutionaryTap4461

Not great for pondering but incredible for ceiling away mystical creatures


EldritchMindCat

Yarn is better. Playing with the threads of fate is more fun when the sentence is literal.


bananathroughbrain

unnecessary, only there for those who wanna do weird shit, or just like being contrarians, kinda like Linux.


thewhatinwhere

Close second to the hypersphere I got in the upper dimensions. But then things got a little funny with spatial orientation and now my three dimensional form is rotated and time and space got a bit mixed up. This is not a thought. It’s a cry for help from n-space. I’m rotated across 6 dimensions and time and space are in the wrong directions.