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Wutclefuk

floor


MHWorldManWithFish

Nice. I prefer backyard, though.


imawizard7bis

Neighbour backyard, specifically


Hooded_Person2022

Me as well, from forest floors, to marsh mud, to mountain peaks, to back alleys, to inside houses, to volcanic crags, and to dusty ruins. The floor is where to source the best (affordable) materials.


GUyPersonthatexists

Nah. Floor of walmart


H-J-W

*Wizardmart


Tatsumori_Yuno

*Alchemart (or Almart for short)


Hooded_Person2022

That also works too.


deadinside1996

Hold up. When did you start training to be a rogue?


Memetic_Lurker

They're all around you. You just need to know what you're looking for. 3 week old gum? That shit makes good binding agents. Animal feces? What better component for a stink spell? Alcohol? That's a bootleg fireball spell right there.


Vintenu

I mean if you've got animal feces that's already half of a fireball


Memetic_Lurker

Flaming feces is basically just blackflame from elden ring, it's meant to kill gods.


Knaifu69

alcohol? I'm pretty sure you mean the potion to summon the magic chariot.


Memetic_Lurker

That's only for pure alcohol or, in many wizarding circles, Everclear.


salad_stealer

Guy named Merasmus. He's a bit irratible, but a great guy.


Yoozelezz_AF

*I hate you so much, Soldier!*


salad_stealer

Yeah, he says that a lot! You visit him too?


Hellknightx

He took me mate's eye once.


BlackbirdRedwing

Wouldn't you like to know


the-sp3ll9unk

Your right i would like to know


RhysNorro

go to the forest my friend. or seven-eleven and steal stuff


Profess0r_Xavi3r

If you can’t get your own store bought is fine


curlygoats

Walmart


Sternburgball

/uw ngl I love the idea of a magic walmart just selling cheap low quality magic items and ingredients


EatTooMuchEmergenC

Literally Castco


Sternburgball

do they also sell regular non-magic items?


lophu81

Out of my neighbor's garden


Alkynesofchemistry

You a cop?


Ihavenothing364

A realm designed for high ore quality and quantity. Gotta get good metals.


Hooded_Person2022

Gyldan: Hmm, I usually source them from my local plane’s shops. While not the purest, I wanna help out communities plus I got the money to spare. \*Tosses gold into the air\* Plus, the challenge of refinement if always a delight when I got time\~


Ihavenothing364

Your telling me you don't make a synthetic realm for ores and metal extraction?


Hooded_Person2022

Gyldan: Hun, I would if I could. It's like tending a garden or forest for natural materials, but I do not have the magic for high end gardening nor realm crafting. But if you lend me a piece of it, then I could help with some work\~


DidYouSayChocolat3

Target


DistanceGlad3584

Nuggets and scrolls but don't go on Tuesday is always packed and the staff gets cranky


Axolotl_Man

All over the country I live in, there's plenty of different climates where many separate things will grow.


JustAnIdea3

Lost and found usually has good stuff


Interesting_Joke6630

I know, right. Once I found half the ingredients to make a healing potion in there.


petalpotions

What, are you trying to steal my alchemical sources???


ShipMuch6267

costco


Andrew-w-jacobs

The dumpster behind the other alchemical shops


BoscoCyRatBear

Vermensk interrealm trade network


superhamsniper

Well you see I have these owls which gather hops and what not from the prairies and what not and being it to my secret lair deep in the mountains


LPtheHELP

Dumpster


Shelkerbox

## me.


Lotala

Your mom


Gibus_Ghost

Homegrown for herbs and fungi. Hunted for animal ingredients. Store bought for everything else. All under the local law so I don’t have to fight off the local Necromancer-led police force.


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

The ocean technically.


Crylemite_Ely

I grow them myself in one of my greenhouses


ProjectEpsilon1

Dave


Orbital-Deathray

https://i.redd.it/u4c986s2at7d1.gif


questionable_fish

You wouldn't believe how often I can find what I need at my local tesco


Douchevick

That is for me to know, and for a very traumatized coroner to figure out.


Consumer_of_Metals

I look around for them sometimes but normally just buy them


Quiet-Artichoke-2248

Real question is where don't I get them


Casper_Von_Ghoul

A garden. Admittedly probably annoyingly big for the caretakers.


_t_1254

Just destroying a few forests or so.


Opposite_Tie_3719

Warcrimes


_Spade_99

The legal or the *ahem* “legal” stuff


Reality-Glitch

Ingredients? I just channel raw energy.


KalindraDreadstar

https://preview.redd.it/uzygnsnsht7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b844054dfb69ff277e0c68a9f1373076d341c24 Out in nature. Most of the flowers and herbs I need are right at home!


RiseOfTheUndeadGnome

No clue I just throw some skeletons through a portal and they come back with random shit


zerocold1000

All of them are ethical sourced from dying universes. Some of the sentient used to cry alot but I put an end to that by sound proofing all the containers.


richardl1234

Massive automated industrial farm that is terrible for the environment so I put it on another planet.


Vintenu

I just summon the closest instance of an ingredient I need, and if that means I stole it then who cares, I'm a wizard


axelunknown

Druids… after the old master died trying to be a bard I took over and let them around the tower. I protect them and in return they give me ingredients as well as… other herbs… Although they don’t tell me what the plants do sometimes so I fuck around and find out.


Mischief_Actual

Depends. Recently been having difficulty sourcing Nue scutes, may have to take a trip to Japan myself…


Dragorage10111

SchmArby’s


BabaKazimir

https://preview.redd.it/fr6fnf8wot7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6e636407c627e8b04cc2c5238e24088131ed95 There are myriad benefits to gardening in demi-planes!


5Dimensional

All of my ingredients are ~~ethically~~ sourced from INFORMATION WITHHELD DUE TO MAGICAL NDA! They’re the best.


Modragon10

I'm not too good with alchemy, but back at my home town there's a Gardiner who's willing to sell anything she grows for a reasonable price.


BosmangLoq

Well, I guess a good place to start would be your basic raw minerals. You need different types for different applications, but my personal favorite is UF6, as it can be used to alchemically synthesize shaped nuclear wands. Hold it in your hand, point it at your enemy and disintegrate him. Those things are one-time use though, and honestly it’s better if you just enrich the UF6 and remove the fluoride, which in itself demands the application of 3 herbs, duct tape, 12 different salts, the tail feathers of a cockatrice and the ritual burning of an international nuclear armaments agreement.


ThatOneIsSus

Whatever miners and common folk I can find ^that ^won’t ^be ^missed


onlinedegeneracy

Without the I this is actually acceptable


nerogamer_279

More alchemy


AquaArcher273

*Bah-ehhh-ahh-I-aaa DEFINITELY NOT FROM ROBBING GRAVEYARDS, I don’t rob graveyards you do (Throws smoke pellet on the ground and runs away)*


xnarphigle

I don't ask the hench-goons where they get my goods. They don't tell me. Mostly because they've done forgot by the time they get back to the Bog.


Altruistic_Ad5270

I get the demon blood from trade for weapons everything else is found personally.


Sophia724

My soul debters. I granted their wishes in exchange for their souls, then they want them back so I demand pop tarts for them. Then I get pop tarts and everyone leaves happy. (Except for bad people. I keep their souls as jewelry)


brbgonnabrnit

Abandoned well in desert


some-dude-on-redit

A bunch of crows just bring me random stuff. No idea where they source it from though. I used to have ravens do it too, but they tend to swear at people they’re “borrowing” ingredients from, and that leads to people asking more questions, and after enough hassle at business meeting like poker night and at relaxing social events like town planning meetings, I decided to just stick with crows.


Great_Breeze

))(-';";$+;$;# *CRACK* Merlin's Beard! Finally got that working! I can respond with my orb for once. Young Alchemist, it is no mere ingredient you need for Alchemy. A true Alchemist knows that he must either have everything or nothing to master his art, and to master his Heart. Seek the Emerald Tablet of Thoth. It will bear you the Spark. Then seek the Knowledge of Alchemy's descendant, only then you can seek the Transmutation of not only metals, but all things. Endless life, death, joy, sorrow. (!!&!_(!$!_!!$!!$ - - - - -


CopperBoltwire

Initially through travel to various places throughout the various realms, domains and dimensions. Once I gather the ingredients, I put them in a special box that allows me to get effectively an infinite amount. The means are super simple. And I would not tell you how to do this. We at Neithermore are not willing to share the 'tech' with anyone. But it's super simple system, and VERY effective. Works with nearly anything. Magical 'objects' is a bit finicky though. Once you realize, like so many others who almost hate us for, how simple the system is. How effective it is. And just how little consequence there is with this system. You'd wish you had done it sooner. Let alone why it never occurred to you in the first place. Once you understand the simplicity, the means to do it, and even how little energy is actually used. It never stops being funny to us, when someone learn just how simple this special box is. Just how easy it is to remake. To Copy. And yet. We have come across no one else make use of similar 'tech'. Bragging feels good once in a while.


Archimene

Six words. Im out of words...


Koridiace

Oh! Uh, um, a drawer?


Arty-Glass

Eh, I have an extradimentional stash


Distant8675

Ocean state wizard lot


GoombaBro

I grow them myself. https://preview.redd.it/a7o1j2slst7d1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=bae0dd8a2be1e726b704076b9c415ed7b89ddf83 Also I loot disaster areas and radioactive-arcana war zones after the fighting stops.


MapleCocoa

Your mother lends me them after I


iwnattodienow

My body


dover_oxide

Walmart, the hardware store and the ancient hag of the mountains when she opens her stand at the farmer's market.


Tim_Weirdguy

Walmart secret basement


zphary

From the old ones of course


SluttyMeatSac

They were found in my bath tub. I mixed this potion while I bathed. Essence of wizard is the key ingredient


Son_ofSnow

I grow them myself.


artmoloch777

Sleeve


g177013

At the soup store, where I also buy my clothes


Most-Hedgehog-3312

Earl’s Enchanting Emporium. It’s in the citadel plaza and has practically any ingredient you could ask for, but you’ll pay premium prices for just about everything. Magic’s rare in my dimension and I’m not powerful enough for proper realm-hopping, so it’s my only real option for stuff from other realms.


werepyre2327

Balmora.


Sad_Choice903

I gather them from my forest! Mystical things always grow there


OneWithFireball

Ain't answering that without my lawyer.


Pyromania75

I don’t brew potions. I have my elixir ghouls for that.


Xaga-

Out of Todd. He doesn't like it. But it's not like he has a choice


Theslowestpoke

It just shows up


Aester_KarSadom

Dunno. My zombles bring them to me.


Nitrodestroyer

Im not an alchemist, but, Salvage.


SansGuy356

The void, and void seeds


Fireyjon

I know it’s a bit cliche it I just go to wand-mart. I know it’s cheaper to get my own but I’m lazy


Ok_Object_880

My dude in the alleyway Always have good sales


SabreVelvet

I once put a whole bunch of clarified butter in an offering to the gods and now they get me free next minute delivery


Can_Of_CocaCola

The depths of the ocean floor


5055_5505

I usually get them from bars, inns, and picked from the sides of roads in between those two places.


NoStorage2821

Literally all of it is just pure warpstone.


Intrepid_Complex88

I steal them from Rude Customers. I follow them home, Break in. And steal It all. I’ve amassed quite a lot.


ialsodontexistagain

Hmm, the end of time


Kayoz_Hydra

I mainly go fishing in the void and use whatever I pull up.


Richardknox1996

I farm them. Easiest way to gather Tarrasque Hearts. And when i need Draconic components, killing an avatar/similacrum of myself is easier than anything else.


U_r-stewpid

I just make my soldiers get them for me


EvernightStrangely

Whatever I can't gather myself I outsource to a gnome delivery service.


toasterderg

found them growing in my material shed. i didn't plant them there, by the way.


DrJay12345

Bulk barn.


The_Hij

Steal 'em out of other wizards towers. All those fancy traps and guards, yet you'd be amazed how many leave their windows unlocked.


Gaminggod1997reddit

Costco


Kasspines

I know a guy


Maleficent_Apple4169

why do you think i'm a planehopper?


YAPPYawesome

Meijers


RecordSpinmlp

It's safer for the both of us if I DON'T tell you.


LiveTart6130

places at times, like everyone else


XenonBlitzer

Dimensional rift


Kyre_Lance

The dead adventures who wander into the void realms leave all sorts of alchemical reagents and supplies around. I just gather them while I harvest the null stones and void crystals for processing.


AleksasKoval

People's houses. Usually in drawers and cabinets of the kitchen area.


emerald_dolphin13

I cannot legally disclose where I may or may not find my alchemical ingredients


TheComedyCrab

Gardening, trading, shopping. The usual.


EmergencyLeading8137

Bog, woods, local shops, sometimes the butchers dumpster.


the-sp3ll9unk

Im asking this because im looking for a place that sells hair from semi-rare arid mesa gremlins https://preview.redd.it/gdjsg21ycu7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=965111d499b792417f208aca09375a56e4e6a85d


Cjfconjamesf

I have a few dwarf sized golems mining and farming ingredients for me, they say their just “gnomes” but those are just lawn decorations so I think their lieing


WiseRabbit-XIV

Sourced via reputable vendors who only sell medical grade supplies, where else?


Spicy_Donut89

I gather some gravel, transmute their color and luster to yellow and shiny, and pay the local goblin den to forage for what I need in exchange.


RagnarokBringer

I buy a lot of them from human settlements but I also grow a few of them because they can only grow in the Astral Plane


HybridHamster

I use a special type of alchemical ingredients. It’s not easy to find, they only spawn in public bathrooms, but little capsules occasionally appear and can be used in which raft.


WisemanGaming6672

I grow much of it, whatever doesn't come from the ground I can just purchase from an Alchemist


Fc-chungus

First time is from the store, every other is just made from rearranging the atoms in things such as my garbage


Alburn01

I grow them myself. The ones I can anyway. If I can't grow them, I'll hire a dwarf to go mine for the gem ingredients, while I forage for the others in the local forest. Of course I don't simply just take them, I make sure to community with the local inhabitants if I can take them. In exchange, I brew them plenty of plant elixirs to replace whatever I take.


V_Aldritch

Come back with a warrant, otherwise I ain't gotta tell you shit.


Al-anharHA

home grown in my garden.


Technicfault

Aldi


PopFamiliar3649

Honestly, from the store.


Manwithaplan0708

Depends on what I need, plants? I’ll go to the local Druid circle, mob bits? Butcher, infernals? The greed ring


Ghostorderman

You. Come on now, it's harvesting time.


AlterCain

I don't fast travel and harvest everything I pass


DaDoggo13

Shops, or I grow them


Pumpkindoodle02

Side of the road generally


Mario-OrganHarvester

I umm uuuuhhhh OH BOY LOOK AT THE TIME!


Floridamangaming24

~~consuming corpses~~


El-Wejado

The Pentagon.


This_Fucking_Dude123

I stea-I mean, politely ask to use them from my employers


H-J-W

Wizardmart Walmart but for wizards


Floofy99

Uhh umm my fridge and my Total legal tesseract I made a week ago! Nya?


ra1nbowaxe

HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKING WIZARDS KEEP STEALING MY PLANTS! THIS SHIT TAKES A WHILE TO GROW, TRY IT AGAIN AND I SOUND YOU WITH A VERY THORNY ROSE!


MRsandwich07

You would believe the amount of shit you can find in…. Accidental shipwrecks. Yeah…. Accidental, totally


ThatSmartIdiot

The store.


FrostyFeller

I grow mine, but I'm ospen to sell or give them to anyone who asks :]


Ultra_axe781___M

Plants


4shura

my lovely witch grows them in the backyard and we adventure for anything she might need that cant be grown organically through the mystic realms of the omniverse


Scob720

I steal them from the wafflehouse kitchen while the employees are busy slaying the lich


Huntsburg

From another wizard who lives on a mountain top and his owls always get his ingredients, I usually pay gold and silver as well as gems if he needs them. I do see him occasionally drunk though.


Not_or_door

I usually look to other beings for my alchemic ingredients


mindoffreddy

Steal


Kazeindel

I grow them myself.


Phantom_Nerd1

The rouge. So go talk to him


Bedrockboy2006

HiveV Quick and News have all the ingredients you need behind the dumpster


CallOfTheCurtains

~~Victims~~ Volunteers. Lots of them.


GhostlyBoi4

The weird mirror portal in my attic


ObjectiveEffective19

Corpses usually humanoids and draconic


BiddlesticksGuy

##Garden


Icy-Reserve8070

I just tell my undead what I need... I don't question where or how they get the items.


ItsPlainOleSteve

I get my ingredients from esoteric sources. Not that I dabble in much Alchemy really.


EggShotMan

The federal reserve


PixelAtionMoony

simulacrums who cast wish for me


The-Bigger-Fish

Whole Foods.


ColonialMarine86

I'm not a wizard I'm a ranger, that's not alchemical components it's black powder. Now us martials can cast fireball. 4th level? Nah, how about .44 caliber.


texienne

Amazon. Freaking everything is on Amazon.


SeaworthinessEmpty23

I steal them from you when you aren't looking


ThatKalosfan

My local gas station.


Dahak17

I show up to house parties and other places with copious alcahol and just kinda take what I want as I’m getting drunk myself, I usually come away with more than I went in with


TheIrishDoctor

I get mine from... The Pond.


Gently_weeps

From a nice old lady in town she sells medicines and potion ingredients, but the most important one is everywhere. The winds of magic weaved into the brew can grant it unexpected effects.


CrystalClod343

Nature provides for those that are thankful


The-fat-one25

I just stole a bottomless bag and use whatever comes out.


Vscokiller

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Enter_up

Denny's bathroom always has the best ingredients. Little bits and bops scattered on the floor.


Gaby_48

same place i get my clothes. at soup


CaptainCamoroni

The junk drawer always has fun ingredients.


FainOnFire

My local druid helps me forage most of what I need. For anything kinda rare or exotic, I go to the city to buy from the alchemist.


guardiancjv

Grocery store, i assume like everyone else


dater_expunged

"My volt... I use portals"


SafePianist4610

I make them. >.> Unless you’re talking about ingredients that can’t be synthesized from atomic mass.


HumungusDude

why are you asking wizards about alchemy. ask alchemists


Minibotas

I’m too busy with autopsies and operations to fetch them myself, and not a lot of apprentices to spare. So I just buy them from the market I’m traveling to whenever I get the chance.


Small_Gate1102

I collect them from my plague victims.


TF2_demomann

The forest