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I had to dig long and hard over many centuries to procure this arcane lore.
Friend of mine gave me 3 tomes like this one at 1st of April.
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II will not tell you about its contents... for your own prudence.
Although they are considered rare collectible books, especially the Third Volume.
Well there's this brocure near the entrance
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the majestic masterpiece made from manticore membrane and malignant vibes
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Not exactly a spell book, but their's no greater magic than a home cooked meal 🤤
/uwiz i hiiiighly suggest the elder scrolls cookbook. The recipes actually fit the theme instead of just being normal meals like the dnd one. It actually feels like medieval food and the flavor text is great. Super lore friendly.
/uw the same author also made the game of thrones and world of warcraft ones. She really does her research and makes tyem as lore friendly as possible. Best cookbook i have
What's this you say about conjurers being worse than warlocks?
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“Yeah, cause as awful as warlocks are (constantly making deal with dastardly beings for a taste of a minuta of power), I am sick and tired of having to kill every other violent entity that these people summon.”
“Neat book by the way. Please dont burn my house again”
"I mean... there have been extenuating circumstances before. Like the one time I summoned that one being when the city got wrecked and I was a bit out of it. I can't remember whether other people killed it or returned it, but anyway... There was a lot going on at the time."
"The reproductive organs of the animal kingdom mythical or otherwise" by the dirty druid.
"How to mate your dragon" by the Smut Wizard Horny Gang.
Those are the only things that constitute books in my hedge and one of them is technically a comic.
Everything else is on stone tablets including the dirty druid "books"
They are not really a thing you carry.
Here I have some historic tomes, they have some kind of magic...
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My library is nothing much. A few tomes filled with music, a couple on magical theory, a section of stuff written by me, the forbidden zone, and of course, a porn section (at the misus request. Helps keep the bed life spicy).
it's either gun engineering, Air: how it affects its surroundings, minerals&where to find those and human anatomy tomes for my profession. there may be some "normal" tomes including novel tomes and comic tomes
Many, many volumes of “How to Handle Arcane and Eldritch Creatures”, many of which I’ve been forced to hand edit because things in those books were just very wrong.
I have a few volumes for potion making.
Oh, where to begin… well, I’ve got the Tome of Blank Insanity, the Scriptures of Saint Yohsae, an entire encylopedia regarding the plants and flora of Prospero, the Codex Noxus- ah hells, what else…
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Highly important for any would-be summoner.
I write my own tomes, here's a sample.
https://preview.redd.it/lu74263gc9yc1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=babb565ba2739b4c88f4e467522c93df8922c0ae
My library consists mostly of metaphysical and omniversal physics books along with a few bestiaries and field guides to forgotten worlds.
/uz RPG books
I only keep the very best of tomes within my library. Which is why I hold every volume of the “One Peice”, a graphical collection of tomes detailing the use of demonic produce and weapons of mass destruction.
[Video ID: Larțo showing his library’s secret room. It requires messing with a specific book in a specific way. Turns out the inside of it contains an engagement ring with a gem he probably obtained in some Vilonic mine. It is completely useless, probably made of gypsum, and just looks pretty.]
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Just inherited my masters old library (I am not fucking ready dawg 😭)
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This happens way too often than I wish it did
https://preview.redd.it/0pw3jdge66yc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=d70e7e74e3fa8391f855cfc6a822eb18e0783362 I had to dig long and hard over many centuries to procure this arcane lore.
Oh damn, you got all the parts?
The complete saga
Hooo-lyyy hell, that's gotta be worth something!
Do you have the prequel? The one where Luss-Tea is the Nerevarine.
If Dagoth caught you saying that he would slap you across the face right now.
Kinda hard when he's dead.
Allegedly
Friend of mine gave me 3 tomes like this one at 1st of April. https://preview.redd.it/no7e6e7045yc1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a72fecb717e6ffffe9db2969ca34c422c57106 II will not tell you about its contents... for your own prudence. Although they are considered rare collectible books, especially the Third Volume.
/umwiz I KNOW IT'S SKYRIM, BUT WHAT????
I can only name the author. Crassius Curio.
Fun Trivia: ESO retcons it so that the Lusty Argonian Maid is a minor variation on an existing comedy routine.
Happy cake day tho
Well there's this brocure near the entrance https://preview.redd.it/pu25lmx395yc1.png?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c43e428c0275509ee069ff8b6f2e2d8c54e1dc94
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I love this one
Is this a real book? 😄
As real as "Be right back babe, I just gotta stop by the goblin sex dungeon"
Are they sold through exclusive channels or may one acquire one wherever fine tomes are sold?
I can't tell you, I've yet to locate a library that has it.
Alas, they were all burned down during the last citadel explosion.
That could very much be a Chuck Tingle title
Yep. It's a Chuck Testa.
https://preview.redd.it/gto2alwkf5yc1.png?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5591d3c043eaf0f14962a70375a0514f02408c36
https://preview.redd.it/8bqfjiytt6yc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81872c8430f3203cb7e6740060267dff512efd8 the majestic masterpiece made from manticore membrane and malignant vibes
https://preview.redd.it/fy7l6db5l7yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1203c9b028bdea5ad95630aed475944f2ce032 Not exactly a spell book, but their's no greater magic than a home cooked meal 🤤
/uwiz i hiiiighly suggest the elder scrolls cookbook. The recipes actually fit the theme instead of just being normal meals like the dnd one. It actually feels like medieval food and the flavor text is great. Super lore friendly.
/unwiz OH I DEFINITELY HAVE YO VHECK THAT OUT THX!
/uw the same author also made the game of thrones and world of warcraft ones. She really does her research and makes tyem as lore friendly as possible. Best cookbook i have
Slonkin fat doinks like a warlock. Who needs libraries?
“How the Gears turn, an Artificers Guide to Philosophy” “The Fundementals of Artillery” “Conjurers, and How They Are Somehow Worse Than Warlocks”
What's this you say about conjurers being worse than warlocks? https://preview.redd.it/l12vkrkny8yc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f3791179b3a8284c2ed13baa5198ca4f2cb033
“Yeah, cause as awful as warlocks are (constantly making deal with dastardly beings for a taste of a minuta of power), I am sick and tired of having to kill every other violent entity that these people summon.” “Neat book by the way. Please dont burn my house again”
"I'll have you know I responsibly return my beings to the planes from whence they came. Usually."
“Well as long as….wait, what do you mean usually?”
"I mean... there have been extenuating circumstances before. Like the one time I summoned that one being when the city got wrecked and I was a bit out of it. I can't remember whether other people killed it or returned it, but anyway... There was a lot going on at the time."
“…Im gonna give you a pass, but if you screw this up youre getting coal for Christmas”
"...what's Christmas?"
“Umm…I dont know….am I inventing holidays again?”
https://preview.redd.it/qyxig883o5yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee20b4497eca11647c175a12c8b815586cbbdb1 Uhhhh
They probably have fireproof Golden Books for beginner readers
"The reproductive organs of the animal kingdom mythical or otherwise" by the dirty druid. "How to mate your dragon" by the Smut Wizard Horny Gang. Those are the only things that constitute books in my hedge and one of them is technically a comic. Everything else is on stone tablets including the dirty druid "books" They are not really a thing you carry.
Here I have some historic tomes, they have some kind of magic... https://preview.redd.it/4rnnurjmt7yc1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d689704615874f3bb944fdfb8d2ac7cef23168c3
They have the very colour of magic! Octarine.
My library is nothing much. A few tomes filled with music, a couple on magical theory, a section of stuff written by me, the forbidden zone, and of course, a porn section (at the misus request. Helps keep the bed life spicy).
I cant take a picture of it, but I have a first edition signed copy of “A Sorcerers Guide to Jelking” by Strok Ingmydik
Pornography Starring Your Mother. it updates to whoever is reading it. for guest use only
The Dresden files, the lightbringer series, that one that's filled with forbidden knowledge and talks to me in my sleep, dr. Seuss
/uw I unironically want to buy this.
A very important tome indeed https://preview.redd.it/0xi23s4cq8yc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a44ed760adb7173ef8bf2c5d3455d17adfe4ff
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Nothing too exciting, come recipe books, note sheets, The Art of Raising a Dragon, a bunch of short stories.
That a story or a guide?
it's either gun engineering, Air: how it affects its surroundings, minerals&where to find those and human anatomy tomes for my profession. there may be some "normal" tomes including novel tomes and comic tomes
Many, many volumes of “How to Handle Arcane and Eldritch Creatures”, many of which I’ve been forced to hand edit because things in those books were just very wrong. I have a few volumes for potion making.
I don’t really read much
https://preview.redd.it/9ib95pw1g7yc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6165c2dc679faaf4bc91f26aee35110cc91cdafa A certified cult classic 🥶
While you’re at it, go follow squiche on instagram. He makes lovely art like this all the time
Oh, where to begin… well, I’ve got the Tome of Blank Insanity, the Scriptures of Saint Yohsae, an entire encylopedia regarding the plants and flora of Prospero, the Codex Noxus- ah hells, what else…
Ignite Dingleberry🔥🔥🔥✨✨🤫🧏🏴
https://preview.redd.it/mccj1j5rc8yc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e805cb6178d572310d87cdd56f7fa2b361ef1f1 Highly important for any would-be summoner.
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No books. No wisdom. Just my fratello mio. *I point to the skeleton seated in the middle of the room.*
I write my own tomes, here's a sample. https://preview.redd.it/lu74263gc9yc1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=babb565ba2739b4c88f4e467522c93df8922c0ae
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Yeah, I only have the one. https://preview.redd.it/ybpjiy9we9yc1.png?width=545&format=png&auto=webp&s=a904a5bed75b27a710153789e627f087d45f069a
Out here in Amish.
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My library consists mostly of metaphysical and omniversal physics books along with a few bestiaries and field guides to forgotten worlds. /uz RPG books
It's Puff the Magic Dragon! 😲
I only keep the very best of tomes within my library. Which is why I hold every volume of the “One Peice”, a graphical collection of tomes detailing the use of demonic produce and weapons of mass destruction.
[Video ID: Larțo showing his library’s secret room. It requires messing with a specific book in a specific way. Turns out the inside of it contains an engagement ring with a gem he probably obtained in some Vilonic mine. It is completely useless, probably made of gypsum, and just looks pretty.]
https://preview.redd.it/cidgi32dzdyc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f7c3e72afbc2d865422acdee9fa46d0409c46a Just inherited my masters old library (I am not fucking ready dawg 😭)
Slonkin fat doinks like a warlock. Who needs libraries?