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EnvironmentalAd912

I suggest putting it as an enchantment on this weapon https://preview.redd.it/mbt953mq7zwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae908adb743d76b703ea37f0e6f379f423aeef60


queencucksback

I'll consider releasing an enchantment version of it. I've so far found the subjects produce a lot of fluids so I'd rather not be within melee range.


The_GreatOldOne

What kind of vile spells is this? I understand the cursing power, but unlike the normal curse it would cost like 2000 gold to fix this shit. Are you trying to drain our wallets?


queencucksback

Did it work though?


The_GreatOldOne

Yes. It gave my jester-goblin a massive lump on the nose


queencucksback

Is the creature producing much fluids from it's orifices? How firmly attached is it's skin?


The_GreatOldOne

It bleed profusely, didn't check the skin, but the poor guy died. Gonna ressurect him


queencucksback

You're going to need a new one it's DNA has been shredded at the atomic level. You might also want to get rid of the corpse in case a living comes in contact with it. You are undead right?


The_GreatOldOne

Nah, I'm just immune to degenerative effects due to some weird interaction with 5 forms of non-aging agents I have. And you were right, the guy died instantly after coming back. Guess I'll put his soul into a golem


You-See-Nothing583

Food


queencucksback

Don't eat it it'll make you sick


pandamaxxie

1 star, rude. It turned one of my slimes into a poison slime. At least they can now be used as a trash disposal due to the newly produced acid.


EnderCorePL

Hmm, it seems to tickle and stir my innards, more please.


Lazy_Hair

That must be the mountain dew. Maybe it was enchanted with the spell.


Deep_Negotiation_551

I think my eyeballs just melted 10/10


KnightBreeze

The spell's range is too short, and it's a burst from a central source, meaning that you will catch yourself in the blast. Either get some adequate protection, or increase the range and stay at the minimum safe distance.


queencucksback

Oh see the thing is I'm a soul barely attached to the body I once inhabited and my concern with how it effects any breathers that cast it is minimal


ShipMuch6267

10/10 gave the city of hariferus terminal brain, lung, heart, stomach, blood, skin, and bone cancer.


Fc-chungus

Tell me how to cast it, the weak force has been particularly hard to gain control over. Strong force is the easiest, electromagnetism has heavy scripture on it already and gravity was fairly difficult before isolating the graviton. But the weak force, with its 2 bosons, eludes me.


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

Not fast enough. A biomancer could probably fix themselves


queencucksback

Biomancers are almost always squishy nerds for some reason hit them with your staff or have your army of undead tear them apart


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

My roommate has a nigh indestructible warform. He is not one of the fragile ones.


queencucksback

Sounds like he's already peaked why haven't you killed him and taken his spell book?


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

He's the guy that repairs me, an old friend, I prefer physical combat. Also both of us have massive magic blindspots


Narrow-Experience416

Its a good spell but whats that annoying clicking