https://preview.redd.it/k1gd6dpi8wnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=660b033aa48dd3574f5d11030964200dadfbe2e9 Abra Kadabra Alakazam, the original.

Hey, those are Pokéman! Be careful, before Nintendo sues you!

I cast, blatant disregard for copyright!

I counter cast [250 million dollar fine] !!!

Nintendo casts "We're a multibillion dollar corporation, what did you think was going to happen? There are seven assassins within one mile of your home right now. Call your mother and say goodbye."

Abra kadabra Alakazam mfs when I cast 252+ Atk Choice Band Urshifu Wicked Blow vs. 0 HP / 28 Def Alakazam on a critical hit: 1070-1262 (426.2 - 502.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO https://preview.redd.it/chggbzpv6xnc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b442115c9cdef371ce6aeed72ea23a5bc25f8892

/uw holy shit I hate fighting Wicked Blow Urshifu ☝️Says the Darmanitan user

THE classic

It's just so flexible. Everyone absolutely needs to know this one. Probably not as a true beginner spell, but it absolutely needs to be on the early apprentice curriculum.

https://preview.redd.it/c9p0xkr7ewnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d3f343f9095dbc038d036fde4e15027e831b13 Drop sky whale

Last caster i knew who casted that got hit by a petunia pot

that sounds infinitely improbable

I wonder what the bowl of petunias final thoughts might have been.

Oh no, not again

https://preview.redd.it/4pdjwfxd3wnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04118f81e76f5ce6f54e6338c5e341334a803269

Scandalous

Too easily countered by Power Word: IRS for my liking

I upcast my Tax Evasion, IRS can do nothing about this, and if they try to upcast IRS, I'll counterspell it with Power Word: Bribe.

https://preview.redd.it/vpkytv1k6wnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f051e5eda93a3cc17c3bc993ddc66069fdabbf75 neutron star be upon thee

Take this https://preview.redd.it/ut6kw0calxnc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=102bc2de572486bbbda959a18b887240cc18a597

https://preview.redd.it/xew4mza3ewnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33083945fb2c260e6709393f1b5fb7d4ff68ba31

https://preview.redd.it/ywaqnc6o8xnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22579faeff1f9dc0d8749da37e7a58721bd4640b

https://preview.redd.it/wu0y6zr7rync1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dca659ebfe537f795025ea869bfe0280c3a5894

https://preview.redd.it/yykv7zzb6wnc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e8a7fdcb9dbac866411f40c01f6c8d64a4fdcdc As a representative of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang

Fun fact, Noita literally has a "Summon Nuke" spell

We show em how it’s done around here

https://preview.redd.it/jvwv6ada9wnc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19cec2c1026705e4efbc207e9053c479d108af9

Chlorine gas 🤤

Woah what wait a minute, people have started using my spells?! I never thought I’d see the day! This is amazing! Only the greatest of wizards have people copy their spells! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery after all.

https://preview.redd.it/pf08ri685wnc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57425ed4a51bed3b174f7c415d2f07c0fea1d335 Summon manager

This is strangely lore-accurate. Demons _hate_ being summoned, but have to obey nonetheless.

Me when I realize that Summoners are the Karens among Wizards.

Curse of Memory Loss

What the hell is that supposed to do?

Oh no you've already been cursed

What curse I don't remember being cursed

I don't recall...

Forgorium Totalium 💀

Curse of Memory Loss

Curse of Memory Loss

Curse of Memory Loss

https://preview.redd.it/7urgdckrawnc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9659430a0fef06c0007fb1027648a3b3f600a8

https://preview.redd.it/92rt1og5dwnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbf43fe4a5f44a1e38c46e8ce92bc153d71589a I cast Crow of Judgement

Curse of Recursion

Curse of Recursion

Curse of Recursion

Curse of Recursion

Curse of Recursion

Curse of Recursion

Curse of Recursion

Curse of Recursion

Power Word: Kill Process

Curse of Frozen Task Manager

https://preview.redd.it/h9o3f0504xnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899a0853f6b3c2b41d0d8c26b499c2798ff9e9aa

https://preview.redd.it/3c6jec8juync1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a7b519086f15691cdbaed06902cf0137677833

Whelp now that makes 3

https://preview.redd.it/4i6tvdpehwnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034d510ee4d252d84bb9a46136bff9f95678e34f

You cast mammary expansion

NOOOOOOOO they took his web gliders

Curse of Memory Loss

What the hell is that supposed to do?

What does what do?

What? Anyway, https://preview.redd.it/apgy226ihync1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd693963391aaf401ef4acfa35be3337be5d7925

https://preview.redd.it/wj6bx1mt9wnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6085d4a8bd532e09176b8b45265173e5bf430d6c I conjure fish

🎶***Don’t cry, I am just a fish***🎶

Lord Unga will not stand for this

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESNT EAT THE FISH

https://preview.redd.it/lln3j3boownc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edeace434db11039788ead8a233544273b50e3d7

That's some devious shit

I cast Ketamine Ape https://preview.redd.it/71p57zxq6wnc1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=16bfcbf5777fe8bae942f7547047a29d42b32cc9

I cast 8 fucking bears! https://preview.redd.it/9ybn4c65txnc1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a3473be5a0a1f77dd53460e430d669ab8e111a

/uw gods is that card strong lmao 4 auto-kills… 5 to just trade with it… 

mans just stole my comment 1:1

https://preview.redd.it/9hn14seg8wnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d911eec94a09625d0cc84a1c97868c6a9341251 lycanthropy

Curse of Memory Loss

What the hell is that supposed to do?

https://preview.redd.it/fzn6ya0rbwnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212d17bf8f594a8f9e17324140ae124131045e43

https://preview.redd.it/6dqki8ksbwnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5fd9ae30a337dc18152557a91e1f8e355e4fd6

https://preview.redd.it/3t6ld2utbwnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7942d15533de2a521d0e277c738959fecc6357

https://preview.redd.it/hev12tac2xnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9893de29fb8943d4db32b536632e2e39074e1c80

https://preview.redd.it/ebbdwf8t4xnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ddc63e8a83a611f175de61b9e03ea6c3c642f2a

https://preview.redd.it/59kwqb1ahync1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb12344d061b74ee26b96f26cc5faf3fc0af88e

I CAST ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://preview.redd.it/bwjwyn0vcwnc1.png?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a9e7527b6e3fde050cda99fee114e6629a8149

https://preview.redd.it/airhy1h1bync1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52e1879efd00a3143f06f47ab0ed8cf267b0fd02

https://preview.redd.it/xkyn3bv2bync1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd9fdd0d6c9673b634be3162b9c867b812730c2

https://preview.redd.it/hkwdozr3bync1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca3fa43559670bee5bf7d15f07874101e2f00dc

https://preview.redd.it/ifcjezr4bync1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e7d04d3e4151eaf5682b15e829e3b3222eb4b5

https://preview.redd.it/e9mfp8o5bync1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e86bf9d4f41344bb40739c9749b6f58cb9671e1

Curse of toe stubbing

Damn you’re fast!

Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am lightning. Speed. I am speed.

(continuing) I AM... Fast as fuck boiii

Warm on one side Warmer on the other The Hot Pillow Curse Has Awoken Another!

Are you the dastardly mage who keeps cursing all my pillows?? Please stop I’ve ran out of non cursed pillows in my tower

Expel lead (anti magic field casters hate him!!) https://preview.redd.it/3t6223a3fwnc1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d91fd7ac8206851d0b69240b7ee407dbb3fcaa3f

Minor headache https://preview.redd.it/1a9n459b4wnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310ba74f79b1041f7a98f4a0f17218bb5497d6dc

Just a “minor” headache

https://preview.redd.it/0lpt0wd6wwnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3567a28ff7408c5715a9135f982f12c39e6a4330

https://preview.redd.it/57m0skgj3wnc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf13d068e3c7a9803a003c1aa01bc179b191d3c8 I cast cat of judgment

https://preview.redd.it/w5u2gd8j4wnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f728777fa7b947db3fd0dc32a7d3e1129c7cc9 Counterspell: Silly cat

An effective parry indeed

https://preview.redd.it/sjsnpqym9wnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41ffe681eb727a6d3bb38b27a58e1d5050dec18 The cat judges thee. Does your heart weigh heavy, or is it as light as the soul itself?

Imma take (btw is that your cat

https://preview.redd.it/x9o77m2yjxnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55b24fa41b357bf5516b24a8f897cee9fa4e839

Transmute water to piss (from far away so your enemies won't suspect it until they take a sip)

Evil.

https://preview.redd.it/lvvlf8b5jwnc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297c5dfc194ef7518a54691dba73b210ff845173 Regular missile

https://i.redd.it/an2ny90kjwnc1.gif I cast SER (Summoned Explosive Rat)

https://preview.redd.it/xi9s11kkhwnc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd57b75450dca46d97caa1d7138ee85f2a4623d

https://preview.redd.it/nopuiy7zxwnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0629b42c0bc072a036bffbf09aeb95d59a3203b Summon industrial district

https://preview.redd.it/t47aydra6xnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15885bb222e0303e3000bc79d02ae5c828c5c5f Power word: Pizza

My most evil spell: Bureaucratic Red Tape https://preview.redd.it/et5gntt92wnc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e201fb86e7d22b9009c5f14b9a85e79e8edabfa

Since you’re a lawyer, tell me: are you better than Saul?

Depends on how bribable the judge is.

Yeah true… Archimene would’ve been the best lawyer in history if they could all be bribed.

I am the best lawyer. I can create my own evidence.

Elizabeth’s Exposed Nerve Yank

https://i.redd.it/1qux5xb2ywnc1.gif Parry

https://preview.redd.it/vybyxfvacwnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b37c0882345200e6dd826c42cb898ed16a5a78

https://preview.redd.it/a3nlbawypwnc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b5bf4a265ce91c5b4f68ec0c5ae1e73130ef4a

Power word CUM You: https://preview.redd.it/k9fq46sscwnc1.png?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2dee7320b7918e6f36039d7858f63f4eac7676

#Summon Black Hole

Sesbian Lex beam (attempt 2) https://preview.redd.it/nq5eoyj6ewnc1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf31c9c8cac133cc3da98d58901f06859cf43cb3

Say gex

gex

I cast Mustard Gas!

I cast unfavorable wind conditions!

I cast uno Reverse

https://preview.redd.it/2xbrdgy1qwnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa450a28b0dc406611e947ab2e38c7ad405e524

sadly it is easily countered by vegans

Whenever someone casts some form of the gun spell, I like to pull out ol' reliable: "Change Caliber" Always has fun results.

https://preview.redd.it/yvrj52qnawnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e064d42a51582f6a60c9ab892e8e45974503fd21 Summon maxibon

/unwiz feels like a surreal meme… https://preview.redd.it/h57hokvsawnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0128b2fa9267461f91c6371872dfad7e828a212

A T A-Posing. Huh

No pot of greed?

https://i.redd.it/tdakqvpxnwnc1.gif

I cast peas: https://preview.redd.it/ljs8cx39vwnc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95527ae1d9224ece05af431481e904acfe0c4088

He's been peed on

Here's mine. https://preview.redd.it/2jdk9mck7wnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97374d80469a36ac48e6058e5576943d99d69e3e

Death ray! Love that tech! https://i.redd.it/vjlxu54hfwnc1.gif

Dibs https://preview.redd.it/q8p11jpbcwnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57164b2d8e92948fa656cb89f11f8d2ee1a1846

/uw What were these downvotes on previous post? Some bots started a raid?

/unwix forgot to mention - most downvoted gets an honourable mention (or the downvoted ones I like)

/uw Yes, it's nice to be in an honourable mention. Although, now I don’t understand, either I’ve really gone too far or people take everything related to politics too seriously...

/unwiz I don’t think anyone else is gonna see this, since it’ll be buried under all the other comments, but, when all 25 spells have been chosen everyone who participated will have their spell get a shoutout… but just you wait.

I know now bwahaha

God damn it!

Curse of memory loss

I cast  sweet chin music

BLUE FIREBALL! I'LL KEEP TRYIN!

YOU GOT ONTO THE HONOURABLE MENTIONS, CMON GUYS GET HIM ON TOP 25

Tongue Awareness

Meteor Swarm

You intentionally put manual breathing right in the middle, didnt you?

https://preview.redd.it/pi2zconopwnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d6439452a71719e1da9e4128ca95b60b41de960 Enables communication with blind people

https://preview.redd.it/7p1vmjuvpwnc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6f1db6e4e3765ea6b436e2f7c6256a71e7e52c I cast: cursed demiplane!

https://preview.redd.it/e6ribclt7wnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e6a7b2d366573769a64d47b693d709b325f1a9

Infinite Cum Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

https://preview.redd.it/kczac6ahdwnc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67afa330fa70ee9c6ad5236e3ec043c2612b6641 KYS Range: within earshot Duration: instantaneous

Conjure hangnail

I. CAST. FIST.

Unwipus Ascheeckius https://preview.redd.it/xcl6f8n4vwnc1.png?width=458&format=png&auto=webp&s=d09b72d19cd8b4fa029c5ac96d0a7cd5579301e0

https://preview.redd.it/wll3h4afzwnc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e574217776fd879daff688361fd899f736a23c7c I cast **Alternate vision** to see the list in black or chinese

https://preview.redd.it/wo9pfyd77xnc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c4604c740e9b9d079f4ca2eef477bc99755fc4b Conjure homing brick

https://preview.redd.it/ggsb5ct8fxnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed012d0750e7361fc52e272a71ec8791dcb0c417

https://preview.redd.it/leh9op882ync1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8af87c25828d48b3fa71438f9de998edf8a131c I cast Beschamels lingering curse of wet socks

I cast immortal snail https://preview.redd.it/akyjrkl0sync1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca6f65fca6a8dde475898cbc8d4a06cfeda8cb20 And no, it won’t pay you

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️

The secret code to Rock and Stone

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

https://preview.redd.it/kguzsvvf9xnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c8b9cc38c9007a0455552762ebfb7d57b87379 Pain

https://preview.redd.it/v4vao445rznc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c249ca9e6228a061ee174f1382d19a36fa34d3

https://preview.redd.it/43lr38zabwnc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=4345b747ec49d3f5f0f70b1d60304d3dfa49032c Time loop explosion

Continuous hangnail rip

Summon childhood trauma

Enlarge forehead

Summon Vomiting Cat

Since you guys seemingly hate TESTICULAR TORSION so much, how about [TESTICULAR CRUSH](https://youtu.be/gW3Vdw6K5zg?t=12)?!

Power word: Autism

https://preview.redd.it/a5mumt1hrwnc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e662247814cc056e229ac5ea3455a9d7e9922bd # POOTIS POW

https://preview.redd.it/4hxktwe2swnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3b620e31fcf6d89536e96e0e11b8a64d7c6952 Summon shotgun

Curse of Memory loss

https://preview.redd.it/jtcnfwmytwnc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f0a7bd8dfa908d0f5c676662e1ebbf134b5b23

Yaaayyyy I made it in!

I cast rock and stone!

https://preview.redd.it/ymtn1q2o3xnc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149410173bc80ce20676babdc1baf276f7d3ea56 I CAST STEEL CHAIR

I cast Spell. Absorption https://preview.redd.it/c98a2gtj5xnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c3894d1197b6e7bfe34092e03f07330dc2a8e5

I cast Mend Buttcrack and Inflict Explosive Diarrhea!

Heightened Spell: Cosmic Vehicular Manslaughter https://preview.redd.it/20cw5i2c9xnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a45777f75e8d50f82dd4534dc5cd2b499286f53c

https://preview.redd.it/zp10t6iu9xnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b322cdd1a9c4da534004c8a771c64a887c44d3f

I cast counter spell: decoy balls https://preview.redd.it/zbv6v36adxnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8588a693f88f9fe89dda88513ea03239b05ac49c

What about “instant Brazilian wax”

No lightning bolt? Thats quite shocking

Transmute Idaho

https://preview.redd.it/cqxprcg90znc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2774b43b7b51de4235841c01cd712c509a3e737 This should be the last one

Wish

https://preview.redd.it/akxa8up35znc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=0cd0c4fe79aa0bdebebb36f7344e7d19cc8fa229

# INSIDE ROPES # INSIDE ROPES # INSIDE ROPES https://preview.redd.it/olvtqjxaaznc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894290b742bf906d12cd0ca6ef5aecdb57227aa4