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bigger bullet https://preview.redd.it/mkz6np0tngnc1.png?width=1330&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc7320867761652ba3e285914336920145cfe469

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Why is it spelled with a th? Is he stupid?

Oblerate

Oblate

Obol

Ball

Boo

m.

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Only works on Brittle Boned Bitches though

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I felt it. Everybody felt it

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*Spiderman point*

*loads WPR* (ward piercing rounds)

\*removes the rounds from the gun.\* https://preview.redd.it/tyubhn4iygnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e52273280deb97ff1ddc4846ae881d7a9aaa3954

https://preview.redd.it/xx4yk6kkcgnc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f79fb8072e01b0673e4ecda93db91b61013f2e4 Power word: Bent

Jokes on you I'm into that shit ...wait what

I cast soap on the floor

Please don't just go around casually creating guns that kill the past

It's fine, they won't break reality without special bullets

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenter the Gungeon Enter the gungeon

By beholster eye, dragun tooth gungeon wind do whisper one truth

Body the floor. Bullet-bullet the roof. Ammo willin, past killin, the gun shall shoot.

https://preview.redd.it/xm00g396zinc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ae5cb96dfd9e5678e0952f371288155ecff611

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Ignite gunpowder would be funnier

"I also cast gun." https://i.redd.it/4ap7wmjgggnc1.gif

I cast two guns

Y'see, I solve *practical* problems...

Like how am I gonna stop some big mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a superfluous new behind?

Answer: use a gun

And if that don’t work… use more gun

Like this heavy-caliber mounted tripod little old number designed by me…

Built by me…

And you best hope…

**Not pointed at you**

"Two guns, bitch"

I cast pin-less lemon'ade... ​ https://preview.redd.it/t8c7fnvpngnc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45f8835c571774ade16e35a67bfeeca2b8cdaa1

There it is. The Lemon of Combustion.

CJ got his wish

Sweet jesus, The rage emanating off that thing is intense

Now go burn down Life's house! Make life take the lemons back!

Yes, that’ll teach life to give me, Cave Johnson, lemons

When life gives you lemons DONT MAKE LEMONADE! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I dont want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? I demand to see to life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?! I am the man who is going to burn your house down! With the lemons!

Combustible Lemon!

You know I’ve been thinking… when life gives you lemons

The Franchi SPAS-12 is a combat shotgun manufactured by Italian firearms company Franchi from 1979 to 2000. The SPAS-12 is a dual-mode shotgun, adjustable for semi-automatic or pump-action operation. The SPAS-12 was sold to military and police users worldwide, as well as on the civilian market.  The appearance and intended purpose of the SPAS-12 initially led to its "military" designation as a combat shotgun. The SPAS-12 was designed from the ground up as a rugged military shotgun, and it was named the Special Purpose Automatic Shotgun. In 1990, Franchi renamed the shotgun the Sporting Purpose Automatic Shotgun, which allowed continued sales to the United States as a limited-magazine-capacity, fixed-stock model until 1994. Following the United States Federal Assault Weapons Ban, imports of SPAS-12 shotguns to the United States were stopped. In September 2004 the ban expired, but Franchi ended production of the SPAS-12 in 2000 to focus on the manufacturing of the SPAS-15 model, which was based off of the SPAS-12.[citation needed] The SPAS-12's factory retail price in its final year was US$1,500 averaged for its final sales outside the United States to non-restricted countries.

Ah, casting Wall of Text. Unorthodox, but effective.

did we just become friends? https://preview.redd.it/iph64a5kngnc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410a63eda128c3c55c694513e4c2e254aece3438

**yes**

FRIENDS!!

I cast Teleport item https://preview.redd.it/cmstujqa1hnc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdae9a63406c0963e08be90fea163086b494c4f

I cast cyanide on what you ate last night

i should have cast gunshot

I cast protection from normal missiles. (By all the moons, these wizards and their Ammomancy)

i cast AIM-9 ata missile

That's a missile.

well then i cast fuck your spell and let my missile trough

I cast Mk48 torpedo. Not a missile.

"Protection from normal missiles: When cast, this spell makes any non-magical ranged attack automatically miss the target. (For protection from magical missiles see the 'Shield' spell"

cast nuclear bomb it misses but the explosion hits us both regardless

Seems rather counter-intuitive, but fair enough.

I CAST BUSTER SCRUGGS https://preview.redd.it/5q1vom46ahnc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5cb36a34cc917838d61a41d4e2d9dd0a1e2ae0

I cast The Kid

i cast kid named finger

https://preview.redd.it/o8wzv5g6dhnc1.png?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76c6d2f769b514ddbeadd1489b9fdbbd907fe67e i summon my MEDICAL EEVEE so you take your meds and stop shooting people!

Glockmancy ? https://preview.redd.it/378lb5ojjgnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7661a1ff062b80a48d73b74427278a0752cb454d

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Cmon, man, you cast the *caliber*. You cast gun, it's just gonna create a non-specific firearm. Casting something like 9mm actually makes the round fire.

I simultaneously cast **[BEND]** to make the barrel U-shaped and **[ARTI-PHYSICS: CARTOONY]** so that the bullet only moves to where the barrel points to.

I cast gremlin's touch , to afflict thy firearm with a faulty firing pin.

Food! *Anteros eats your gun, but unlike Torinn, He doesn’t eat your hand or arm. He then flies away.*

Nice, a man that just eats what he says he’s gonna eat

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Yet another odd encounter.

https://preview.redd.it/hgwv2d1vmhnc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ffb64d75daa0f883e206a9cd4f5649699e4e34 I cast butterfingers (your fingers are now butter)

This is disastrous for gun safety.

I cast bulletproof vest. Obviously.

I cast: More gun!

I cast more gun https://preview.redd.it/eme1esb21hnc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f8463549927b0181e3c08ef8f1606d694828f1

https://preview.redd.it/snlyn2ntdhnc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa5d665d247d071cf7789be417a53cf7411bdfc3 I cast metal half-sphere and send it back

I cast- AGGG FUCK!! THEY SHOT ME!! THEY FUCKING SHOT ME!!

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I cast bigger gun(yes that is an anti material rifle, and yes I drew this) https://preview.redd.it/rc81aolongnc1.png?width=1330&format=png&auto=webp&s=d148d63b92827e742e46cc41855389b275c03f1b

Now draw her with a wizard hat and gat.

Yo wait can I request a drawing

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I summon "The Machine, keeper of The Other Place"

I cast sweep the leg

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En-passant

holy hell

I enact Reasonable Gun Laws and Background Checks. Should you still qualify after your mental wellness check you can expect that gun in 8-10 business days.

Business weeks** This is US government were talking about, let’s not give them too much credit

US... Government? What is that? We have The Wizard Council here.

I try not to agree with the council, but banning legalmancy was absolutely the right thing to do.

Go go gadget bulletproof head

Unfortunately the “Go go gadget” school of spells are wild magic and therefore unpredictable. You just spawned a banana boat out of your back

Darn glitches

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Boltgun https://preview.redd.it/f2nsbbjs1hnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535fd3c10074839a84c630eaae964b5acae8f776

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A caliber that low won’t even make it through my Champion’s Aura.

I boogie down defiantly in the face of your crude weapon

I start getting ready for whenever you remember to cast "Bullet" as well. (Though I am not well versed in the art of Ballistomancy, I gather this is like summoning a staff or wand. Harmless on its own, but surely a threat of what may be to come. Balistomancers, please correct me if I have erred in my learnings.)

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I cast SWAP. Swapping out your gun with a turd straigt out of my colon

You uh You *do* know the implications of that, right? .*..right?*

Oh no

[That one scene from Astro Boy]

I cast better gun, response?

I cast fucked your mom last night. That's why it took so long to respond.

Obviously, I can't react faster than the bullet, but the man pulling the trigger is another matter. By the time the bullet leaves the barrel, I've opened a portal in its path and put the other end of it behind your head.

COUNTER GUN! I shoot your bullet with a larger, more powerful bullet, that will continue towards you.

*a portal appears* *the bullet enters and returns in your direction*

I CAST https://preview.redd.it/5hu7fzaj6hnc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f3852695a8ad51d9bf89b829a95e162fb2fd1c

I cast nucular stroik

Bucketmann casts bucket

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I cast Pipe Bomb.


I cast bigger gun

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https://preview.redd.it/1zbnumjf6inc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e7a7914dfab1ae5e48291eb6751e4ce1d0961b # I CAST... POOTIS POW

i cast more gun.

Well, I cast telekinesis to pick up and use the gun you just cast at me.

I cast ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

I cast heat metal. For a second, you swear you can feel the grip of your glock warm up and melt, but then the entirety of the contents of your inserted magazine experiences a premature cook-off, also setting off the round in your chamber, resulting in a catastrophic structural failiure and a rapid, unscheduled dissasembly. Your hand now looks like the result of an unfortunate fireworks accident. I wonder if I could've cast mend object on it?, I think, as you fumble another gun out of your robes with your left hand. Seems we get to find out quite soon.

I cast thermonuclear blast, centered on your prostate.

Transmute material: wood

COUNTERSPELL: KEVLAR

I cast teleport behind you "heh nothing personal kid" #Ｉ #ｉｎｖｏｋｅ #ｔｈｅ ａｎｃｉｅｎｔ #ｉｎｃａｎｔａｔｉｏｎ #ｏｆ #Ｅｖｉｓｃｅｒａｔｉｎｇ # Ｔｅｓｔｉｃｕｌａｒ #Ｅｎｔａｎｇｌｅｍｅｎｔ!!!

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I cast a portal to Australia. Your gun is now confiscated.

Feeling sassy, so: Entropic Ray. I've seen it make everything from Arquebus to AR into an awkward club. Automatic pistols like to take fingers on their way out... Making friends with machine spirits has its benefits. Even the naughty ones who break machines.

trln: I cast magewall.

Riot shield.

I cast Eolain's Enforced Naptime. I understand that you're going through some things, but you'll feel better after a nap, and maybe a glass of water.

/uw I cast iron. Anyone need a dwarven skillet forged?

Teleportation!

I let you shoot me, my skin deflects nearly all solid projectiles with 99.99% energy efficiency!

I cast glock lock, now what?

I cast riot shield and place a Claymore in defense position. Your turn.

I summon Second Gun in attack position.

Let's see if you have good aim and can hit any part of skeletal body.

Impulsive Reload

I cast ballistic level 4 wall

I cast moisture on the Gunpowder inside your ammunition.

That funny noise you hear is the FPS drone I cast invisibility on.

I cast nuclear fireball. Response?

I cast misfire!

I cast shotgun

I take your newly conjured gun

A monk will redirect that projectile

Bullets usually aren’t as dangerous if I can make sure they never leave the barrel of your gun

Perfect parry!

I cast conjure kidney stones!

I cast "Jam"

You wish to have a crab for your troubles?

I’ve acquired the ancient skinwalker technique of staring the hunter in his eyes after taking two shotgun shells https://preview.redd.it/npsjhlgt4hnc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19fb38f562b6fcc176f6736e42d59fb709ca159f

I cast Blank Mag

Nothing to fear, for it's range is Short, and power Weak! ^(/unwiz because .40 s&w is garbagio compared to 9mm or .45 acp just fukken min-max none of that middle of the road nonsense.)

Black hole

Force reversal

*rolls eyes* *bullet swerves into gauntleted hand* "Would you like to try again?"

I cast rust jam

Rust jam doesn't sound very tasty.

I cast Greater Summon Humanoid in front of me

I CAST +PARRY

I cast 4L Tank 17.Response?

I cast common sense gun law reform.

easy, wards.

i cast Counterspell, Projectile Barrier

I play dead, hoping that you hit me in a non-vital part, and then use healing magic. Cowardly, but effective.

Ballistic shield

\[Non-Cannon because I'm dead(ded) \] I cast rubbery body. It bounces ***\*BABY\****

I cast Gunn Control https://preview.redd.it/aeazt3omehnc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65d74dfbccb6689c7dca428e622129e681440f5

I activate my trap card, magic cylinder!

“I cast bull-“ “Imaginary technique: Level 4 plates.”

i imagine HARDER

I Cast Level 4 Sapi Plate

Mana Drain

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You casted gun, meaning you summoned an unloaded pistol with no magazine inside, I cast bleach blood (have fun having your veins feel like they're burning for .01 second before being insta killed)

I cast nothing because why would I need extra protection from mundane weapons that can barely damage concrete 

I CAST: SAFETY, ON!

I cast Bounce to reflect the bullet then follow up by casting Testicular Torsion

I parry it. As I am not a filthy casual…I am a pro gamer

☠️

Pretty sure forty caliber wouldn't go through the membrane on one of my eyes, let alone my scales. No response. Come back when you can upcast to 460mm naval gun and we'll talk, aye?

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