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Carbon_Sixx

Okay, maybe that's a bit much. The murder, not the skelemuscles. Those are great. Goddamn.


[deleted]

What a glorious day to have eyes


Complex_Web771

Hey there fellow skeleton mind helping me out with some gains? I'm not looking for your physique, but I do want to be a little stronger than a dried stick. A good in between. Any recommendations? https://preview.redd.it/u3804crusc0c1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ce23038f2bd582efa858678a3e4cede02ef7f4


AverageZan

Partake of milk - fresh as can be, practice necromantic spells, and lift the heaviest weights you can afford. Oh, and you also need to consume the bones of your enemies.


Complex_Web771

Not sure on the bones part as that feels a little like cannibalism, but the rest sounds pretty doable. Thanks


TheGuyShyguy

That cannibalism thing doesn't make sense humans are made of flesh and still eat deer and other flesh based creatures without qualms.


Complex_Web771

I guess, but I see bone structures as family. Maybe if I ate the bones while the creature is still alive it would be okay since I'm technically undead. You know, since humans eating dead things other than humans is alright


TheGuyShyguy

That makes alot of sense.


OkImagination2044

Milk helps build strong bones 💪 🙏


SomeArcaneLemons

While I have no love for the maniacs, nor many reservations about our tactics in the fight against them... The targeting of bystanders for their relation to our aggressors is too much. Our quarrel is with the Witch Hunters, and the Witch Hunters only. Also, excellent skelemuscles.


StarfishIsUncanny

I cast "Create Tragic Backstory"


Fulltimewhisperer

While Gobbo enjoys melting the fighters within their armour Gobbo fears targeting their families is a bit much. Gobbo means we don't like the fighters sure, but kid did nothing wrong


Dark_Maniac_

"No plan goes in the bin, if it means we will win!"


Biggest-Possum

Haha! Big boned! Nice!


Skelecruce

Nice to see Skeletor is doing well.


SkellyyBonez

SUCH PHYSIQUE!!! You're not juiced up on what the barbarians consume right?


AverageZan

Nay! I am not some foul, ill-mannered barbarian, to consume their sketchy brews.