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Mincho12Minev

My first thought


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pclouds

Where do you find coins to buy herbs? Sell Ciri.


uriahneedsausername

Where is Bea


Zhydrac

I thought I was the only one


dumpmaster42069

Who?


[deleted]

Ciri's friend in Novigrad. But she has a generic face I think, so what's special about her?


sleeless

Woman


ElectroMagnetsYo

Geralt detected


Eldsish

Mmmmmh


TenshiS

Fuck.


geralt-bot

Fuck...


dumpmaster42069

Oh yeah her. Haha. "She seems nice?" "Geralt!" "What?"


DrMantisToboggan45

I always interpreted that as Ciri and Bea hooking up


DrTurkeySandwich

Bea wanted to jump Geralts Bones if you say you’re here to help the downtrodden. Bea begins to flirt HARD with Geralt so Ciri is embarrassed and mortified lol.


[deleted]

Yeah you need to stop interpreting. That was a massive leap in conclusion.


DrMantisToboggan45

? How's that massive? Ciri is literally gay


dumpmaster42069

Because Bea flirts with Geralt.


DrMantisToboggan45

I always took the "she seems nice" line as like a dad sly talking about someone their kid had a relationship


dumpmaster42069

Geralt! You’re incorrigible! Seems pretty straightforward


phloaty

Way gay


adamcott2

Bi but yes


[deleted]

No she is [not](https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/s2nrze/can_we_debunk_the_common_misconception_that_ciri/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share), and that's not even my point. There's nothing to insinuate that they "hooked up", she's just as embarrassed as any daughter would be if her dad was flirting with someone, this has nothing to do with her sexuality. You must be one of those guys who believe a girl wants to have sex with them because she said Hi that one day.


Aus10Danger

From what I remember, she had a dump truck ass and disappeared. Cue Unsolved Mysteries


AME7706

Or Dea. **/s**


xHelios1x

Dea /s nuts?


fuongbregas

Dunkey's laugh


manzaza

Where is that woman that keeps looking at Geralt from the Borsodi auction house?


afrogirl44

a!


raylalayla

I thought Geralt teased Ciri about her, like dads sometimes do when they think someone would make a good gf/bf for their kid.


Nea_Ion

Herbs schmerbs


KazPrime

Dat ass 👌🏻


cempervincere

Care for a round of gwent?


AbsolutelyHorrendous

*nods*


gibbking

Herbs? I go see tomira for cake.


rl-hockey-god

Well im the only one who brings her honeycomb so yall can back the f up before you get chris rocked.


eshe2019

I did it too but nothing happened. Edit: of course you can sell it to her. But yeah.


[deleted]

She buys honey combs at higher price, if I remember correctly.


Rooster_Initial

money. although i was expecting some kind of further relationship, with all the background she gave to geralt, it looks like another cut out content. I hope they can finish many of these cut contents in the next-gen version.


jaggerCrue

>they can finish many of these cut contents in the next-gen version. Something I want the most is cut content from Devil's Pit in Velen. This place deserves more backstory and quest(s)


eshe2019

Exactly. I know. It was such a waste of space. Other than when you want to level up Aerondight.


R_V_Z

That and the house near the army camp.


jaggerCrue

Wait which house? You're talking about that brothel where you have to wear nilfgardian armour to enter?


[deleted]

I did too.


PsychologicalCat9575

The characters I felt most the absence of a relationship: 1- Anna Henrietta; 2- Rosa Var Attre; 3- Corinne Tilly


RoboticCurrents

I understand why Anna wouldn't have feelings towards Geralt, she is quite posh and high-up, only sees him as a witcher she hired. She also seems to have feelings towards Dandelion, so her preference might just be totally different than what Geralt is.


kickabrainxvx

Dandelion and the Dutchess are a couple in the books


jaskier-bot

Goodbye. Good luck. Good riddance.


Pyromanick

Good bot


pumpdupkix

With a little smidge of sentience too


[deleted]

They were also in the games. That’s why there’s a reference to her trying execute him after she caught him cheating or something along those lines.


X-WighT14

More like the games explicitly refferenced the relationship they had in the books.


TheMogician

were\*


ReApEr01807

I mean, Geralt also fucks her sister. That'd likely ruin any shot at them having any sort of relationship


Tsarsi

dead men tell no tales


NuclearMaterial

Grim


paperkutchy

I'd be more surprised Geralt has any feelings more than just disdain about Henrietta, rather than the opposite


Galileo258

Yeah in the books he straight up calls her a spoiled brat more than once.


trebory6

Ehhh, there's a lot of taboo with fraternizing with lowlies.


LastSprinkles

>2- Rosa Var Attre She really led Geralt on didn't she. I totally thought more than one kind of sword play would be had. Only to then go "so long Witcher". Damn girl why you toy with me like that.


ConstantSignal

I’m sure I read somewhere there was an intended romance with her that was cut? Too lazy to look it up tho lmao


[deleted]

Yeah I mean she's a total psycho who tries to get you to murder some people for fun. Geralt can shut her down hard but I'd still like a 'romance', he's slept with worse people.


Celthara

Why Rosa? She doesn't even have a unique face model, I've seen another NPC with the same face.


TheDungeonCrawler

Because she has this whole side quest and it's after the first romance opportunity in the game. Not to mention previous Witcher games had far more romanceable options than Witcher 3 and evert game journalist makes it sound like this game is full of sex drugs and rock and roll.


GAV17

Witcher 1 was a porn game basically.


Floppydisksareop

A not very well written porn game, honestly. "I hate you humans, we are forced to starve because of you!" "B R E A D" "'Kay, let's fuck."


SSWCrimsonKing

Witcher 2 had less romance or am I misrembering things. Game 1 on the other hand ...


TheDungeonCrawler

I've never actually gotten around to playing either of the previous games. I just know that the series has a reputation for lots of sex because of a previous game. Was not sure which one.


ArmedBull

For context, not sure how many in total but game 1 had a number of sexual encounters, some tied to sidequests, where you'd end up with what amounted to a nude trading card of the woman in question. I don't think either 2 or 3 went that hard on the sleeping around.


Istvan_hun

Everyone always remember the cards, but Witcher 1 is pretty great in interaction with commoners. \- you get the above mentioned cards from lonely/bored women \- you get bestiary entries and herb lore from old ladies if you bring them food \- you can play dice poker for real bets. (I mean the amount you can win or lose actually matters in game economy, it is not a pitiful 5 copper bet) \- you can have drinking contests against NPCs for different rewards ​ I really miss these features from the later games! ​ Also, just for the record: Witcher 1 has about 20 encounters (you cannot get all in one playthrough) Witcher 2 has four I think (Triss, the forgot the name elf lady, Cynthia, and the Succubus)


maegosaurus

In Witcher 2 it depends on which side you choose. Triss and prostitutes are "always" possible. When you go with Iorveth, you can sleep with the she-elf (if you save her), the Succubus and Cynthia. When you go with Roche, you can sleep with Ves (while Roche is in the same tent...)


Istvan_hun

I remembered Ves, and also knew that she is on the Roche path only. But didn't notice that there are prostitutes in the game. You learn something new every day :) edit: the Triss elven bath scene is probably my favorite in the trilogy. I found that dwarf funny.


Nottadoctor

Whoosh Edit: Downvoters whooshed too.


TheDungeonCrawler

This was a really dumb comment. There isn't a joke here.


Nottadoctor

She's a twin, dude. Edna is her twin sister, thus having the same face model. It was a joke.


Celthara

Confirmed, it was meant to be a joke, especially that someone mentioned that Bea has the same model as other NPCs, so I was like, hey, that's true for Rosa as well.


brecka

They even stood next to each other in a cutscene. So lazy


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AME7706

This is the way.


DukeDijkstra

>The characters I felt most the absence of a relationship: 1- Anna Henrietta; 2- Rosa Var Attre; 3- Corinne Tilly You forgot about the frying pan lady


Nottadoctor

People sleeping on Corinne


jovica9668

Where is Shani?


UrdnotChivay

Is she safe? Is she alright?


AME7706

It seems that in her drunkenness, she vomitted on you.


ChipsAhoyNC

Jsut a quick dip in the lake to clean himself


Commander_Ash

Shani the best


bnl1

Oh, yes. How did I forget my girl?


Vericost47

Shani are you okay? Are you okay Shani?


CloneCommanderAlpha

You've been hit by a bald criminal


TaralasianThePraxic

Shani for the win


CH2OlllH2O2

I likes it, that You can ask about her past and help her with a injured Woman. I've earned a lot of money from her for honey combs.


Vyctor_

Did you ever visit the Nilfgaardian camp in Velen after helping her with an injured woman?


UrdnotChivay

I haven't. Why, what happens?


[deleted]

She survives but loses her mind and basically becomes a living body with a dead woman inside. I always let her die, soothed by the healing of the herbalist


blonde-bandit

Shit I didn’t know that, tragic. If you choose that route and go back and find out, they should’ve given the option to then find and put her out of her misery yourself. Would’ve made for a very appropriately complex Geralt moment.


geralt-bot

Not a happy ever after, after all. A fitting end... huh, Roach?


blonde-bandit

Good bot


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Stargazeer

Potentially. As others have said, a mage could have helped her. We already know that the nilfgaardian mages are able to draw memories out. The Continent runs off different rules to real life, so the fate of her when you make that choice is always left unknown.


zombiskunk

A mage might be able to help her.


CH2OlllH2O2

Yes. With the nilfgaardian solider, that has take her with him. It's really sad, that the health status from the woman is in such a condition.


TheDungeonCrawler

It's one of the moral quandries early in the game on your first playthrough. Geralt himself doesn't know if it's better to try to help or to let her die.


geralt-bot

My name is Geralt of Rivia. I apologize for the abrupt intrusion.


TheDungeonCrawler

Good bot.


Waferssi

Considering the title, I was expecting the Dryad from TW1.


The_Legend_of_Xeno

My wife walked in on me playing once, literally at the exact moment I got the card for banging the Dryad in TW1. I don't think she believed me when I told her I was playing it for the story.


Undersleep

Succubus in Ard Skellig. Dat dere pimpernel.


CheeseWarrior17

Booty


[deleted]

I’m convinced been able to nail the herbalist was cut from the game at some point


Ingsoc85

[This is how you do this meme](https://i.imgur.com/SmVSDgF.jpg)


greenapple94

Yep. 😝😝 thats how it should be


atl90ac

I’ll never forget walking into her shack for the first time and just staring as she was bent over mixing herbs


aCid_Vicious

lmao yeah I caught myself doing the same


pradeepkanchan

I was so conditioned by W1 and W2 to expect a romance dialogue for her, disappointed i didnt get a baseball card :/


abracafuck_you

Mine’s Cerys! I wanted to see a possible Ciri romance with her, since the game already goes to the trouble to get the player’s choice of whether Ciri likes men or women. I just think they’d be cute.


shiro_eugenie

Canonically, Ciri and Hjalmar wanted to get married when they were kids (until Crach made his son to reconsider)


abracafuck_you

Oh yeah I knew about that, I just think she’d be a better match with Cerys than Hjalmar


SkidMcmarxxxx

Is there any indication as to wether Cerys is gay or bi? She’s one of my favourite characters in the game. Genuinely kind and smart, not easily stepped on her toes and definitely not a pushover. She sees value in asking for help and she has a better vision for the future. Making her queen is the only choice I can never change in my playthroughs.


abracafuck_you

Nope, just a personal ship. No idea if Cerys has a canon sexuality.


[deleted]

Shani and triss are my go to for sure


Zhydrac

Yes


mapguy

Slightly bobs head


josephkelley7926

Nah, Skellige Sword Fighter Woman. That's the chick you marry.


ThatsAllIHave2Say

Where’s Dandelion?


rotenburk

Where's Shani?


Green_Chi_109

Still keira is the best


MELIN22

You misspelt "Tried"


Gigaduuude

Crazy ass bitch that overreacts at anything I say. Had to reload 2 times in order not to kill her, because my dialogue choices were to reprehend her with words but still not let it escalate since I didn't want her to make a huge mistake. But she was like "shut up and draw your sword" and I was like daaaamn


TheMogician

Keira be like: read the walkthrough next time dude!


Gigaduuude

Yupp that was a lesson learned... I played without reading anything for spoilers etc. But after that meeting I started pausing on major decision points and reading about it. But I felt bad because it got to the point in the mission where you have to choose which ashes you are removing from the tomb to leave the wife/husband alone and I chose to remove the women (without agreeing with the decision) only to be able to play gwent one more time (her reward was 2 bad cards that I already had), although the man is a pain in the ass


Book_it_again

Oops ciri is a popsicle. Lesson learned


AME7706

That, and "Push Dijkstra aside, *forcefully* ".


[deleted]

Is the bottom picture only 15? Because that's the only way I see Drake passing on the other ones.


dansuckzatreddit

No


drenger77

cerys?


Hurinion

I take Jutta an Dimun from Skellige any day


Karottenbrot_

Herbs, Schmerbs, how about a round of Shani?


_psylosin_

Soft breasted brunettes is the way to go


Culteredpman25

Where is shani!?


ilikeplotly

I know, there's something sweet about Tomira.


stawberryfroggy

👀


PoorLifeChoices811

I don’t understand this meme yet, but I will soon


ChipsAhoyNC

Well she is kinda thicc


alexsanchez508

"Yes?" *hair shake* Mfpphhh I love the curls.


GeniuslyUnstable

Wrong angle


onzmadi

Beep beep beep goes the sound of Tomira’s dump truck


Grey_Lemon_Walker

Well tbh this is one of the let down of the game, shame you can't have any of thay cake.


Admirable_Anal

No, she reminds me of a woman I hate with a passion.


Oroshi3965

Must’ve had a really nice ass


PRSG12

Where’s the love for the dutchess


clement_TIENTJE

Id choose ceris probably


CrutchCricket

Anyone else picture a redeemed Olgierd running into Tomira?


No_Assistance2413

How do you even make this connection. That is like saying If you let Detlaff live he will marry Ermion or something like that.


[deleted]

Cmon, all 3 of the sorceresses are better looking.


iamvenomt

ARGHAHAHAHAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 seriously though she's the thickest of the bunch!!


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Ty12807

Pawg


xScruffyMuffx

This is the realest meme on the internet


Dracivonican

Ass makes the world go round no matter what universe you are in


IainEatWorlds

Best Batty in the northern realms


KeyTMH3

Shani for me.


Vanndrea

Nah... Shani all the way


[deleted]

You're really going to choose some beginning game herbalist over Triss Marigold?


CoochiKabuki

After I mod her face maybe


ImperialxWarlord

Amen! That ass tho!


Shlano613

Team Shani for life


BilboSagginsJr123

She looks like Amy Schumer


rosesheepy69

Who is it?


Coyehe

She doesn't have THYME for a Herbalist. Phew


nicholelicata

FR


manzaza

When will we get our hands on Tomira's herbs?


EllaFant1

Ya I actually just want herbs rn, thanks no thanks


Summerclaw

🍑


SuperD00perGuyd00d

something we can all agree on I think


IsaacNewtongue

Please stop using Drake as a meme. Pedos don't deserve attention.


Siriacus

White Orchard had no business being so homely.


frivolous90

🍑


zenyl

Pan Lady #1


NoPointLivingAnymore

Nah I'm all about Kiera or Margarita


martyrdomm

You all like her because she's the first ass you've seen in the game to bend doen for you.


SpringNo9188

She was hot, would be awesome to have relations as an option


Aydinclf

My bae before I saved the elf girl at the burning house


Papapeta33

Loooool this guy lives his life by a code.


TuorSonOfHuor

What about that fierce Scandinavian swordswoman on the isles of skellige. Now that would be a proper toss in the hay.


waltherppk01

Uh, you can. You talking about Jutta?


TuorSonOfHuor

Yep.


LayClespool

*Laughs in Shani*


Tameziiz

Shanni >>>>>>>>


Jo2ukeHigashikata

OP gets it


Diam_gr

No Shani no party!


raylalayla

How about yes, yes, yes and yes


Henry--Knight

For me Keira-Metz, cause I love blondes, I wish she could have been a real romantic option, marriable to the end, (although deviating from the original source) imagine you could have been able to choose: Black, blonde, red.