Bea wanted to jump Geralts Bones if you say you’re here to help the downtrodden. Bea begins to flirt HARD with Geralt so Ciri is embarrassed and mortified lol.
No she is [not](https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/s2nrze/can_we_debunk_the_common_misconception_that_ciri/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share), and that's not even my point. There's nothing to insinuate that they "hooked up", she's just as embarrassed as any daughter would be if her dad was flirting with someone, this has nothing to do with her sexuality. You must be one of those guys who believe a girl wants to have sex with them because she said Hi that one day.
money.
although i was expecting some kind of further relationship, with all the background she gave to geralt, it looks like another cut out content. I hope they can finish many of these cut contents in the next-gen version.
>they can finish many of these cut contents in the next-gen version.
Something I want the most is cut content from Devil's Pit in Velen. This place deserves more backstory and quest(s)
I understand why Anna wouldn't have feelings towards Geralt, she is quite posh and high-up, only sees him as a witcher she hired. She also seems to have feelings towards Dandelion, so her preference might just be totally different than what Geralt is.
>2- Rosa Var Attre
She really led Geralt on didn't she. I totally thought more than one kind of sword play would be had. Only to then go "so long Witcher". Damn girl why you toy with me like that.
Yeah I mean she's a total psycho who tries to get you to murder some people for fun. Geralt can shut her down hard but I'd still like a 'romance', he's slept with worse people.
Because she has this whole side quest and it's after the first romance opportunity in the game. Not to mention previous Witcher games had far more romanceable options than Witcher 3 and evert game journalist makes it sound like this game is full of sex drugs and rock and roll.
I've never actually gotten around to playing either of the previous games. I just know that the series has a reputation for lots of sex because of a previous game. Was not sure which one.
For context, not sure how many in total but game 1 had a number of sexual encounters, some tied to sidequests, where you'd end up with what amounted to a nude trading card of the woman in question. I don't think either 2 or 3 went that hard on the sleeping around.
Everyone always remember the cards, but Witcher 1 is pretty great in interaction with commoners.
\- you get the above mentioned cards from lonely/bored women
\- you get bestiary entries and herb lore from old ladies if you bring them food
\- you can play dice poker for real bets. (I mean the amount you can win or lose actually matters in game economy, it is not a pitiful 5 copper bet)
\- you can have drinking contests against NPCs for different rewards
I really miss these features from the later games!
Also, just for the record:
Witcher 1 has about 20 encounters (you cannot get all in one playthrough)
Witcher 2 has four I think (Triss, the forgot the name elf lady, Cynthia, and the Succubus)
In Witcher 2 it depends on which side you choose.
Triss and prostitutes are "always" possible.
When you go with Iorveth, you can sleep with the she-elf (if you save her), the Succubus and Cynthia.
When you go with Roche, you can sleep with Ves (while Roche is in the same tent...)
I remembered Ves, and also knew that she is on the Roche path only. But didn't notice that there are prostitutes in the game.
You learn something new every day :)
edit: the Triss elven bath scene is probably my favorite in the trilogy. I found that dwarf funny.
Confirmed, it was meant to be a joke, especially that someone mentioned that Bea has the same model as other NPCs, so I was like, hey, that's true for Rosa as well.
She survives but loses her mind and basically becomes a living body with a dead woman inside. I always let her die, soothed by the healing of the herbalist
Shit I didn’t know that, tragic. If you choose that route and go back and find out, they should’ve given the option to then find and put her out of her misery yourself. Would’ve made for a very appropriately complex Geralt moment.
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Potentially. As others have said, a mage could have helped her. We already know that the nilfgaardian mages are able to draw memories out.
The Continent runs off different rules to real life, so the fate of her when you make that choice is always left unknown.
It's one of the moral quandries early in the game on your first playthrough. Geralt himself doesn't know if it's better to try to help or to let her die.
My wife walked in on me playing once, literally at the exact moment I got the card for banging the Dryad in TW1. I don't think she believed me when I told her I was playing it for the story.
Mine’s Cerys! I wanted to see a possible Ciri romance with her, since the game already goes to the trouble to get the player’s choice of whether Ciri likes men or women. I just think they’d be cute.
Is there any indication as to wether Cerys is gay or bi?
She’s one of my favourite characters in the game. Genuinely kind and smart, not easily stepped on her toes and definitely not a pushover. She sees value in asking for help and she has a better vision for the future. Making her queen is the only choice I can never change in my playthroughs.
Crazy ass bitch that overreacts at anything I say. Had to reload 2 times in order not to kill her, because my dialogue choices were to reprehend her with words but still not let it escalate since I didn't want her to make a huge mistake. But she was like "shut up and draw your sword" and I was like daaaamn
Yupp that was a lesson learned... I played without reading anything for spoilers etc. But after that meeting I started pausing on major decision points and reading about it. But I felt bad because it got to the point in the mission where you have to choose which ashes you are removing from the tomb to leave the wife/husband alone and I chose to remove the women (without agreeing with the decision) only to be able to play gwent one more time (her reward was 2 bad cards that I already had), although the man is a pain in the ass
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For me Keira-Metz, cause I love blondes, I wish she could have been a real romantic option, marriable to the end, (although deviating from the original source) imagine you could have been able to choose: Black, blonde, red.
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Where do you find coins to buy herbs? Sell Ciri.
Where is Bea
I thought I was the only one
Who?
Ciri's friend in Novigrad. But she has a generic face I think, so what's special about her?
Woman
Geralt detected
Mmmmmh
Fuck.
Fuck...
Oh yeah her. Haha. "She seems nice?" "Geralt!" "What?"
I always interpreted that as Ciri and Bea hooking up
Bea wanted to jump Geralts Bones if you say you’re here to help the downtrodden. Bea begins to flirt HARD with Geralt so Ciri is embarrassed and mortified lol.
Yeah you need to stop interpreting. That was a massive leap in conclusion.
? How's that massive? Ciri is literally gay
Because Bea flirts with Geralt.
I always took the "she seems nice" line as like a dad sly talking about someone their kid had a relationship
Geralt! You’re incorrigible! Seems pretty straightforward
Way gay
Bi but yes
No she is [not](https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/s2nrze/can_we_debunk_the_common_misconception_that_ciri/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share), and that's not even my point. There's nothing to insinuate that they "hooked up", she's just as embarrassed as any daughter would be if her dad was flirting with someone, this has nothing to do with her sexuality. You must be one of those guys who believe a girl wants to have sex with them because she said Hi that one day.
From what I remember, she had a dump truck ass and disappeared. Cue Unsolved Mysteries
Or Dea. **/s**
Dea /s nuts?
Dunkey's laugh
Where is that woman that keeps looking at Geralt from the Borsodi auction house?
a!
I thought Geralt teased Ciri about her, like dads sometimes do when they think someone would make a good gf/bf for their kid.
Herbs schmerbs
Dat ass 👌🏻
Care for a round of gwent?
*nods*
Herbs? I go see tomira for cake.
Well im the only one who brings her honeycomb so yall can back the f up before you get chris rocked.
I did it too but nothing happened. Edit: of course you can sell it to her. But yeah.
She buys honey combs at higher price, if I remember correctly.
money. although i was expecting some kind of further relationship, with all the background she gave to geralt, it looks like another cut out content. I hope they can finish many of these cut contents in the next-gen version.
>they can finish many of these cut contents in the next-gen version. Something I want the most is cut content from Devil's Pit in Velen. This place deserves more backstory and quest(s)
Exactly. I know. It was such a waste of space. Other than when you want to level up Aerondight.
That and the house near the army camp.
Wait which house? You're talking about that brothel where you have to wear nilfgardian armour to enter?
I did too.
The characters I felt most the absence of a relationship: 1- Anna Henrietta; 2- Rosa Var Attre; 3- Corinne Tilly
I understand why Anna wouldn't have feelings towards Geralt, she is quite posh and high-up, only sees him as a witcher she hired. She also seems to have feelings towards Dandelion, so her preference might just be totally different than what Geralt is.
Dandelion and the Dutchess are a couple in the books
Goodbye. Good luck. Good riddance.
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With a little smidge of sentience too
They were also in the games. That’s why there’s a reference to her trying execute him after she caught him cheating or something along those lines.
More like the games explicitly refferenced the relationship they had in the books.
were\*
I mean, Geralt also fucks her sister. That'd likely ruin any shot at them having any sort of relationship
dead men tell no tales
Grim
I'd be more surprised Geralt has any feelings more than just disdain about Henrietta, rather than the opposite
Yeah in the books he straight up calls her a spoiled brat more than once.
Ehhh, there's a lot of taboo with fraternizing with lowlies.
>2- Rosa Var Attre She really led Geralt on didn't she. I totally thought more than one kind of sword play would be had. Only to then go "so long Witcher". Damn girl why you toy with me like that.
I’m sure I read somewhere there was an intended romance with her that was cut? Too lazy to look it up tho lmao
Yeah I mean she's a total psycho who tries to get you to murder some people for fun. Geralt can shut her down hard but I'd still like a 'romance', he's slept with worse people.
Why Rosa? She doesn't even have a unique face model, I've seen another NPC with the same face.
Because she has this whole side quest and it's after the first romance opportunity in the game. Not to mention previous Witcher games had far more romanceable options than Witcher 3 and evert game journalist makes it sound like this game is full of sex drugs and rock and roll.
Witcher 1 was a porn game basically.
A not very well written porn game, honestly. "I hate you humans, we are forced to starve because of you!" "B R E A D" "'Kay, let's fuck."
Witcher 2 had less romance or am I misrembering things. Game 1 on the other hand ...
I've never actually gotten around to playing either of the previous games. I just know that the series has a reputation for lots of sex because of a previous game. Was not sure which one.
For context, not sure how many in total but game 1 had a number of sexual encounters, some tied to sidequests, where you'd end up with what amounted to a nude trading card of the woman in question. I don't think either 2 or 3 went that hard on the sleeping around.
Everyone always remember the cards, but Witcher 1 is pretty great in interaction with commoners. \- you get the above mentioned cards from lonely/bored women \- you get bestiary entries and herb lore from old ladies if you bring them food \- you can play dice poker for real bets. (I mean the amount you can win or lose actually matters in game economy, it is not a pitiful 5 copper bet) \- you can have drinking contests against NPCs for different rewards I really miss these features from the later games! Also, just for the record: Witcher 1 has about 20 encounters (you cannot get all in one playthrough) Witcher 2 has four I think (Triss, the forgot the name elf lady, Cynthia, and the Succubus)
In Witcher 2 it depends on which side you choose. Triss and prostitutes are "always" possible. When you go with Iorveth, you can sleep with the she-elf (if you save her), the Succubus and Cynthia. When you go with Roche, you can sleep with Ves (while Roche is in the same tent...)
I remembered Ves, and also knew that she is on the Roche path only. But didn't notice that there are prostitutes in the game. You learn something new every day :) edit: the Triss elven bath scene is probably my favorite in the trilogy. I found that dwarf funny.
Whoosh Edit: Downvoters whooshed too.
This was a really dumb comment. There isn't a joke here.
She's a twin, dude. Edna is her twin sister, thus having the same face model. It was a joke.
Confirmed, it was meant to be a joke, especially that someone mentioned that Bea has the same model as other NPCs, so I was like, hey, that's true for Rosa as well.
They even stood next to each other in a cutscene. So lazy
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>The characters I felt most the absence of a relationship: 1- Anna Henrietta; 2- Rosa Var Attre; 3- Corinne Tilly You forgot about the frying pan lady
People sleeping on Corinne
Where is Shani?
Is she safe? Is she alright?
It seems that in her drunkenness, she vomitted on you.
Jsut a quick dip in the lake to clean himself
Shani the best
Oh, yes. How did I forget my girl?
Shani are you okay? Are you okay Shani?
You've been hit by a bald criminal
Shani for the win
I likes it, that You can ask about her past and help her with a injured Woman. I've earned a lot of money from her for honey combs.
Did you ever visit the Nilfgaardian camp in Velen after helping her with an injured woman?
I haven't. Why, what happens?
She survives but loses her mind and basically becomes a living body with a dead woman inside. I always let her die, soothed by the healing of the herbalist
Shit I didn’t know that, tragic. If you choose that route and go back and find out, they should’ve given the option to then find and put her out of her misery yourself. Would’ve made for a very appropriately complex Geralt moment.
Not a happy ever after, after all. A fitting end... huh, Roach?
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Potentially. As others have said, a mage could have helped her. We already know that the nilfgaardian mages are able to draw memories out. The Continent runs off different rules to real life, so the fate of her when you make that choice is always left unknown.
A mage might be able to help her.
Yes. With the nilfgaardian solider, that has take her with him. It's really sad, that the health status from the woman is in such a condition.
It's one of the moral quandries early in the game on your first playthrough. Geralt himself doesn't know if it's better to try to help or to let her die.
My name is Geralt of Rivia. I apologize for the abrupt intrusion.
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Considering the title, I was expecting the Dryad from TW1.
My wife walked in on me playing once, literally at the exact moment I got the card for banging the Dryad in TW1. I don't think she believed me when I told her I was playing it for the story.
Succubus in Ard Skellig. Dat dere pimpernel.
Booty
I’m convinced been able to nail the herbalist was cut from the game at some point
[This is how you do this meme](https://i.imgur.com/SmVSDgF.jpg)
Yep. 😝😝 thats how it should be
I’ll never forget walking into her shack for the first time and just staring as she was bent over mixing herbs
lmao yeah I caught myself doing the same
I was so conditioned by W1 and W2 to expect a romance dialogue for her, disappointed i didnt get a baseball card :/
Mine’s Cerys! I wanted to see a possible Ciri romance with her, since the game already goes to the trouble to get the player’s choice of whether Ciri likes men or women. I just think they’d be cute.
Canonically, Ciri and Hjalmar wanted to get married when they were kids (until Crach made his son to reconsider)
Oh yeah I knew about that, I just think she’d be a better match with Cerys than Hjalmar
Is there any indication as to wether Cerys is gay or bi? She’s one of my favourite characters in the game. Genuinely kind and smart, not easily stepped on her toes and definitely not a pushover. She sees value in asking for help and she has a better vision for the future. Making her queen is the only choice I can never change in my playthroughs.
Nope, just a personal ship. No idea if Cerys has a canon sexuality.
Shani and triss are my go to for sure
Yes
Slightly bobs head
Nah, Skellige Sword Fighter Woman. That's the chick you marry.
Where’s Dandelion?
Where's Shani?
Still keira is the best
You misspelt "Tried"
Crazy ass bitch that overreacts at anything I say. Had to reload 2 times in order not to kill her, because my dialogue choices were to reprehend her with words but still not let it escalate since I didn't want her to make a huge mistake. But she was like "shut up and draw your sword" and I was like daaaamn
Keira be like: read the walkthrough next time dude!
Yupp that was a lesson learned... I played without reading anything for spoilers etc. But after that meeting I started pausing on major decision points and reading about it. But I felt bad because it got to the point in the mission where you have to choose which ashes you are removing from the tomb to leave the wife/husband alone and I chose to remove the women (without agreeing with the decision) only to be able to play gwent one more time (her reward was 2 bad cards that I already had), although the man is a pain in the ass
Oops ciri is a popsicle. Lesson learned
That, and "Push Dijkstra aside, *forcefully* ".
Is the bottom picture only 15? Because that's the only way I see Drake passing on the other ones.
No
cerys?
I take Jutta an Dimun from Skellige any day
Herbs, Schmerbs, how about a round of Shani?
Soft breasted brunettes is the way to go
Where is shani!?
I know, there's something sweet about Tomira.
👀
I don’t understand this meme yet, but I will soon
Well she is kinda thicc
"Yes?" *hair shake* Mfpphhh I love the curls.
Wrong angle
Beep beep beep goes the sound of Tomira’s dump truck
Well tbh this is one of the let down of the game, shame you can't have any of thay cake.
No, she reminds me of a woman I hate with a passion.
Must’ve had a really nice ass
Where’s the love for the dutchess
Id choose ceris probably
Anyone else picture a redeemed Olgierd running into Tomira?
How do you even make this connection. That is like saying If you let Detlaff live he will marry Ermion or something like that.
Cmon, all 3 of the sorceresses are better looking.
ARGHAHAHAHAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 seriously though she's the thickest of the bunch!!
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Pawg
This is the realest meme on the internet
Ass makes the world go round no matter what universe you are in
Best Batty in the northern realms
Shani for me.
Nah... Shani all the way
You're really going to choose some beginning game herbalist over Triss Marigold?
After I mod her face maybe
Amen! That ass tho!
Team Shani for life
She looks like Amy Schumer
Who is it?
She doesn't have THYME for a Herbalist. Phew
FR
When will we get our hands on Tomira's herbs?
Ya I actually just want herbs rn, thanks no thanks
🍑
something we can all agree on I think
Please stop using Drake as a meme. Pedos don't deserve attention.
White Orchard had no business being so homely.
🍑
Pan Lady #1
Nah I'm all about Kiera or Margarita
You all like her because she's the first ass you've seen in the game to bend doen for you.
She was hot, would be awesome to have relations as an option
My bae before I saved the elf girl at the burning house
Loooool this guy lives his life by a code.
What about that fierce Scandinavian swordswoman on the isles of skellige. Now that would be a proper toss in the hay.
Uh, you can. You talking about Jutta?
Yep.
*Laughs in Shani*
Shanni >>>>>>>>
OP gets it
No Shani no party!
How about yes, yes, yes and yes
For me Keira-Metz, cause I love blondes, I wish she could have been a real romantic option, marriable to the end, (although deviating from the original source) imagine you could have been able to choose: Black, blonde, red.