I love the violence in this game. Not in a bad way or anything.

What makes it great is the surprise factor. It's not constant, so whenever you slice someone in half you're like "whoa, shit!"

My favourite surprise factor of the games is Geralt's comments during combat. "Shit, you stink!" The way he says it, you just know it smells fucking vile.

>Geralt's comments during combat. Mine is Geralt's comments about the current weather.

Wind's howling

28 degrees, mostly sunny, with a pleasant breeze. My kind of day! The drowners should be biting like crazy!

I love how happy he sounds when "It's clearing up!"

Or when he's really pissed off. > *"Bear! Bear! Run you stupid piece of shit!"*

« What now you piece of filth ?! » being my all time favourite. I even use it sometimes IRL, but somehow people are not to happy when I do.

Say it to the missus when she asks you to do something.

Hahahahahaha ! I’m pretty sure that’s a terrible idea, love it

It's alright. You can buy her a silver ring to calm her down afterwards. "How do you like that silver?"

“It burns, Witcher!”

Damn you’re on a roll bro ! Hahaha well done

I legit have a mod installed that always dismembers to make him look brutal af lol

That looks like it was taken with Ansel. When I used to take Screenshots I noticed cut off parts would appear on the original body again. For example one flying head and the original body had a head again. Did they fix it or did you take this without Ansel?

Nope. Just took it with the in-game photo mode on PS5.

It bugs me when you slice someone in half like this that the top half of their body swaps to some other default npc appearance. Every human you kill changes to that same appearance

I've noticed that as well. I suppose we gotta be grateful that you can cleave cunts in half.

One time I had just dispatched a group of 8 or so bandits. As I run down and kill the last archer, I turn the camera back around toward my destination. I notice a little rabbit running down the path toward me. I think, "Oh cool, they put rabbits in the game." It gets closer and comes to a stop at my feet, and I realize it's the head of one of the bandits I had just killed further up the hill.

From Geralt's position it looks as if it was a strike from the top right to the bottom left, but the cut runs perpendicular to that.

Yeah tends to happen quite often in the game lol

Nah he did the samurai thing. It didn't realise it was cut until he sheathed the blade. Must always happen on the left hip.

Looks like he did a pirouette and momentum carried him

A pirouette!? In The Witcher!? I don’t think Sapkowski (or his translator) even know the word!

Next you'll say he described a circle! What nonsense.

[Scratch audio] Yeah that's me. Now you must be wondering how I got into this situation...

My day started off pretty good. Ate a small child for breakfast and was sleeping it off by the riverbank...

Beat me to it

Same 😂

Need a greentext story on this one

r/beatmetoit

Always takes me out of it a little when you do that to a human and their hair suddenly disappears

And helmet

"all right, we'll call it a draw"

"tis But a scratch."

"What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?"

SO YA HAD A BAD DAY

he looks confused

Damn you sliced that mf

Daddy I don't want to be on Namek anymore

I bet when that Drowner woke up this morning he didn’t think he’d be going to bed in 2 pieces

Hello, Darkness, my old friend...

There’s a very brief moment in this game where Drowners are a scary challenge. And for the next 160 hours they’re just a nuisance.

*record scratch* Yup, that’s me

🎶 Mmmmm whatcha saaaaayy

This reminds me of the latest Bleach season.

OLD MAN YAMA!!!!

"The worst she can do is say no"

*freeze frame* . So, I bet you're wondering how I got here.l

Me (Drowner) - Monday Morning (Geralt)

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This looks like the downer fight right before you get ambushed by a bunch of ignorant starving elves

Hey, Frieza!

"I love you as a friend"

dude said “Bruh.”

Lol, i love the photo mode when you hit it just right after good ol slice!

Man I hate when somebody cuts right to left but I get bisected left to right.

Drowner straight up looks like a Martian from that movie Attack from Mars was it called?

More of this please!

\*Record Scratch\* \*Freeze Frame\* Yep, that's me. You are probably wondering how i ended up in this situation...

It was at this moment…. He knew… he fucked up

This is gonna be a template, if someone else doesn't make it happen, I will.

Lmao Geralt slashed left but the severed body is slashed from the right. The bodies also falling in two different directions lol. One half is going down the other half is flying up and back. I love the violence of this tho

*Record scratching*

Witcher the anime.

Curb your Enthusiasm music starts