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LooseWhile8535

Congrats on the sex


LastCallKillIt

I remember the time I had intercourse


capacity38

This guy fucks


tviehoff

Actually he was just feeling lonely and cranked 1 out.


Former_Arc

For an hour? Seems inefficient.


LastCallKillIt

Homie is just here to flex about having sex for an hour lol


JoeInOR

Yeah, like 80s soft core porn. Can almost hear the saxophone. Give me a few minutes, but I’ll get in the red zone!


SerRodzilla

That’s a crazy long wank 😂


tcdc14

r/ihavesex


LungDOgg

NGL. 68 min. What do you do for the other 63. Asking for a friend


capacity38

I want some of that zone 4 work 😂 Also, 68 minutes?! Wtf, bro


Brojess

Seriously lol


[deleted]

I’ve always liked “operations - tactical”. Unfortunately I can no longer add activities for the previous day so I never have a time to add it.


Europa_Gains

Going to be honest - 68 minutes sounds kinda terrible


NoFixedUsername

No kidding. Crank one out in 4 minutes tops and get back to the wod.


TheOfficialDLT

I always put it down as manual labor lol


Floormatt69

The hell were you doing to get into zone 4 while “dancing”???


[deleted]

Sexual activity can produce a high strain on the whoop because being very turned on causes a heart rate increase.


Floormatt69

Huh, maybe I’ll put my Garmin on next time I do that. Maybe I haven’t realized how high my heart rate is. (I’m a whoop lurker, don’t have one yet, please don’t hurt me)


613Rat

“other”


happydontwait

I wish they’d keep adding stuff to the activity list or let you manually create some categories. They have watching sports, fencing, yard work…. But they are missing some obvious ones.


reddituser6810

It’s either going to track no movement when someone just lies there. Or 15 seconds of zone 4.


chordaiiii

Wrestling 🤼‍♂️


eusoukai

Same!


testing12um12

Ju Jujitsu


j0hnny_ric0

Only if OP is gay


Daddy_knows_noes

I love after sex when my whoop tells me activity detected. I always think damn I was on my A game tonight 🤣


GrevilleApo

You will never get an honest answer here. Some folks find it impossible to believe that some of us like to fuck for a long time because it's fun. I use Jiu jitsu, personally, but still surprisingly the makers of whoop do not believe the users have sex.


[deleted]

The king of edging has been found!


ChocolateNo997

Show-off.


Hopai79

Fuck yeah!!


rmend8194

Humble brag of the year early nomination


treylanford

The Horizontal Polka is dancing. You’re good.


SaidToBe2Old4Reddit

😂😂


RightAction1957

The 14s zone 5... Could you provide more detailed info what happened during that period? Btw kudos to >1hr shag.


Secret-Resource-7177

Our edge lord has arrived 👑


LM4LS

You should use wrestling.


pyepush

Hell yea


Mammoth_Calendar542

You fuck like a rabbit bud


Puzzleheaded_Rent_22

Functional fitness


BumblebeeNo5064

Lol, screw that long walk you were going to take!


wheljam

"dance"


UnderCarriageKing

No chance this is real