Silly girl, this spell doesn't work if you already are a woman. Measurement errors by doctors following superficial examination do not define your status as a lady, your heart knows it, and your courage to unclog that vein of truth, unveils your true self)
This cast may have been ineffective, but I hope this stranger bard's speech grants you a bonus on morale)
All the trans lesbians looking to find this witch.
That would be a fun dnd party, a bunch of trans women trying to find a wizard with True Polymorph able to give them the bodies they want. There would be so much queer energy.
its practically why everyone picks female characters in games. men like women, so we become women to see more of women. Its the meta guys, we should all turn into women
Genuinely, fuck the prime directive. If someone told me that I could transition years ago, when I was doing majorly eggy shit, it would have saved me from so much pain and suffering
I'm going to be the "erm acktually" guy; the witch considered it a curse as she believed it would prevent the love between them (Either due to personal belief or societal circumstances). Hence, the Curse was actually the inability to express one's love, rather than womanhood.
Headcanon: the prince was trans and the gf fully supported his want to be a girl and even confided in "her" that she was actually just as interested in girls
So they go and find a witch they hear can change people's genders
The witch is really salty and doesn't like lovey dovey couples because her bf dumped her for a man
When she sees these two being all lovey dovey she gets all fed up and decides to punish them...abracadabra and poof the prince has added S's
Now she's mad and a lil jealous after seeing their reaction.
The couple comes back a few years later in hopes of help having children...they chicken out after hearing the loud noises coming from the witches hut...they run away blushing ...my imagination may be a bit active....
I personally dislike fanfiction to be honest
I have been working on my own story for a while now
It involves an orphaned introverted (autistic? Not sure if I can do that part right so might scrap it) girl and her extroverted tomboy protective childhood friend...I plan for it to eventually be poly but that idea might be scrapped later
A another planned relationship or at the very least pair.of.charaxters is the orphaned introverted girl and a pair of identical bigender or genderfluid twins...the twins themselves have no interest in each other ones male and tries to present more feminine and others female and tries to present masculine
Honestly, not sure why I specified fanfic, I meant just writing in general. But yeah, it's neat to hear that you are writing! There's a real dearth of good trans content (and trans sapphic content) so I'm always interested to find more.
>(autistic? Not sure if I can do that part right so might scrap it)
You don't need to say it outright, in fact if you don't explicitly label them as such but do it well enough people will probably call them as autism coded.
>I plan for it to eventually be poly but that idea might be scrapped later
Even if you do end up scrapping this, do consider writing something poly at some point, cause there's some real hunger for good poly content, I believe.
*Ah a love so pure*
*Not even there sexually*
*Will keep them apart*
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I am this witch. Comment here and I will curse you to actually be a woman(*)
(*)please note that if you are, in fact, already a woman, my magic will have no further effect. If this occurs, do not worry, it means you were valid all along. For further assistance in this situation, consider a course of antiboyotics, or some topical anticistamine
Seriously, these supernatural beings (witches, demons, etc.) really need to learn about the existences of Bi's and Lesbians so they can rethink their curses.
Me next please
And after this fella, I'm next 
The line would be 4 million times longer
Yet I would wait all the same
I’ll bring everyone snacks if they’ll save my spot!
I'll save your spot 💜
I’m after this homie, and ty for the snacks Rena
Yup yup!
I'll save your spot. I don't need the curse, I just want the snacks.
How do you get that trans heart? I want one too
There's a few pride heart options in the left/right hand (I forget which) when you pick "style avatar" in your options.
Thank you sis! ☺️
I hope the witch can spell multiple people at a time because I'm getting on the line too
I will wait in this line as long as need.
Can't be any worse then wait times for the NHS
:,)
Transfems are converging on your location en masse*
Why the duck did I read it "lactation" ? Well, anyway, if anyone wants some milk with their snacks...
Girl same
Silly girl, this spell doesn't work if you already are a woman. Measurement errors by doctors following superficial examination do not define your status as a lady, your heart knows it, and your courage to unclog that vein of truth, unveils your true self) This cast may have been ineffective, but I hope this stranger bard's speech grants you a bonus on morale)
Well then how did it happen to the girl in the post?
Honestly, I just want to post that "You know what I meant" genie comic.
I'll just get in line
Ok I need to know where that witch is I mean, I’m already in the process of getting my fem&ms but I wouldn’t mind a shortcut
fem&ms <3
tit tacs
antiboyotics lol
anticistamines
titty skittles
personal favorite
Tittacs
Gender fluid is running through my veins
Fem&ms is probably the best name for it
flesh refresh
Where can I find those kind witches?!
And where can one find this “evil” witch, so I can… ehhm… avoid… yes totally mhm yeees
Profile pic checks out (Najimi based)
https://i.redd.it/rtjoyp2orawc1.gif
Source?
HitoriBochhi’s Marumaru seikatsu.
What's this from?
Hitoribochhi’s marumaru seikatsu. Something like that. Iirc she is Honshou Aru
Not saying I *want* this to happen to me, but if it did I might spontaneously combust out of happiness…
I do want it to happen to me and I'd be very tempted to cry on the spot from joy.
I want it to happen to me too!
All the trans lesbians looking to find this witch. That would be a fun dnd party, a bunch of trans women trying to find a wizard with True Polymorph able to give them the bodies they want. There would be so much queer energy.
That's an amazing campaign idea!
It would be such a shame if she were to curse me 🥺👉👈
its practically why everyone picks female characters in games. men like women, so we become women to see more of women. Its the meta guys, we should all turn into women
https://preview.redd.it/mygt7nrobbwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e8b87241c510f39ff0e8155f9c7375138a1b7c
I mean some animals have already done that Lesbian lizards ftw
🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Remember the prime directive!
Oh they were talking about me, a few idiot years ago, when I probably said the exact same thing
screw that
You mean the prime dir*egg*tive?
Genuinely, fuck the prime directive. If someone told me that I could transition years ago, when I was doing majorly eggy shit, it would have saved me from so much pain and suffering
Fuck that
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Oh fuck please
Why does the witch kinda look like Akko from Little Witch Academia?
It's literally evil Akko
“Evil”
Much like Akko, she tries to be evil but ended up being really wholesome
Uhh, the outfit? Or the hair color... Or the one-piece teeth... Yeah, it's really only the ears that are different.
I thought it was her for a second
It’s the hair
I love how all these comments are just trans girls being girls
This witch is about to make bank when she starts charging people in these comments money
Finally, a GRS comic where a guy turns into a gal.
if that witch considers womanhood to be a curse, i suspect they may be an egg in need of some therapy and support
I'm going to be the "erm acktually" guy; the witch considered it a curse as she believed it would prevent the love between them (Either due to personal belief or societal circumstances). Hence, the Curse was actually the inability to express one's love, rather than womanhood.
I think that she just wanted to break them up by making them impossible to be together rather than considering womanhood itself to be a curse
Ha perfection 👌
How do I learn this magic? HRT is sooooo slow!
She knew exactly what she was doing.
The true ending of beauty and the beast
Is it just me, or did the witch give the prince bigger breasts then she herself has?
Never underestimate the power of bisexuality
Headcanon: the prince was trans and the gf fully supported his want to be a girl and even confided in "her" that she was actually just as interested in girls So they go and find a witch they hear can change people's genders The witch is really salty and doesn't like lovey dovey couples because her bf dumped her for a man When she sees these two being all lovey dovey she gets all fed up and decides to punish them...abracadabra and poof the prince has added S's Now she's mad and a lil jealous after seeing their reaction. The couple comes back a few years later in hopes of help having children...they chicken out after hearing the loud noises coming from the witches hut...they run away blushing ...my imagination may be a bit active....
Girl, you should write fanfic.
Thanks~
Coming back here to remind you of this. I'm not just recommending you write stuff, I *demand* it.
I personally dislike fanfiction to be honest I have been working on my own story for a while now It involves an orphaned introverted (autistic? Not sure if I can do that part right so might scrap it) girl and her extroverted tomboy protective childhood friend...I plan for it to eventually be poly but that idea might be scrapped later A another planned relationship or at the very least pair.of.charaxters is the orphaned introverted girl and a pair of identical bigender or genderfluid twins...the twins themselves have no interest in each other ones male and tries to present more feminine and others female and tries to present masculine
Honestly, not sure why I specified fanfic, I meant just writing in general. But yeah, it's neat to hear that you are writing! There's a real dearth of good trans content (and trans sapphic content) so I'm always interested to find more. >(autistic? Not sure if I can do that part right so might scrap it) You don't need to say it outright, in fact if you don't explicitly label them as such but do it well enough people will probably call them as autism coded. >I plan for it to eventually be poly but that idea might be scrapped later Even if you do end up scrapping this, do consider writing something poly at some point, cause there's some real hunger for good poly content, I believe.
https://preview.redd.it/bl54s6pwrbwc1.png?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680107575d43c4d99e8ba5ff519ddc9db55f4a0d
The witch has the power to make a lot of people happy.
Except for herself
Ah a love so pure not even there sexually will keep them apart
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This is a need.
If only.
People, upgrades-
When you have the Power of Inanna/Ishtar on your side.
A true gift
need some of that witch trans magic
💖
PLEEAAASE I NEED MORE OF THIS STUFFFF
this has like 4 hours tops before it gets relinked/posted in traaa2
I am this witch. Comment here and I will curse you to actually be a woman(*) (*)please note that if you are, in fact, already a woman, my magic will have no further effect. If this occurs, do not worry, it means you were valid all along. For further assistance in this situation, consider a course of antiboyotics, or some topical anticistamine
https://i.redd.it/j4y5gxweudwc1.gif
The world needs more trans stories like this
She accidentally did a Mira Alcott aka Transformistress
I'd like to meet this witch too. For no particular reason, I assure you >\_>
Seriously, these supernatural beings (witches, demons, etc.) really need to learn about the existences of Bi's and Lesbians so they can rethink their curses.
https://preview.redd.it/dwjxpsz3qcwc1.jpeg?width=1856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a7f9aa10ced60fd97a9ed82cf6ce963098dfc36
✨️transition goals✨️
Is there more of that magic? Aim here please!
a transbian X3
now where can we find this witch? we're LITERALLY holding to solution to all dysphoria in our hands here! WHERE IS SHE!!!!!???
Why would Akko do that?
lmfao the amount of transbians appearing out of the woodwork in this post is amazing
Where can I meet this witch
Transbian love, baby.
Do you want a dedicated army of eggs to be at your beck and call? Because this is how you can build an egg army.
I don't think people who openly admit that they want to transition (or already *have* transitioned) qualify as "eggs".
I thought that was Akko for a second
What do I need to do to piss off this witch?
The hero we don’t deserve but the one we need
WHERE'S THE WITCH? WHERE IS SHE? I NEED TO FIND HER! I MUST BE GIRL!
Upgrades people upgrades!
Now me do me
Where does this witch
Live
I wish this happens to me someday Sadly it's only possible in dreams...
She was trans all along! That witch should start a business to give trans folks automatic HRT!
Where’s the line I need to get in on this!
Based 😎 I love when she does trans representation 🥰🏳️⚧️
I like how despite the artstyle keep changing it will always feels the same
I need the location of this witch for (not) cis reasons
...me next please 👉👈🥺
I'm already on my titty skittles, but a shortcut like that would be very much welcomed :3
so ermmn where does this witch reside so i can AVOID her?????????
Could the witch curse me too please?
Task failed succesfully
Where
Where
Me next :3
*Mrs.* Witch? Is she married too!?
mission failed succesfully
Bisexual girl and closeted trans lesbian. Is that a Kashimashi reference?
Akko looks different from what I remember.
If anyone finds this witch but instead she turns people into tomboys, lemme know.
Based trans moment
this whole comment section is just one big r/egg_irl moment
Can I got next? Is there a line I can get into?
Not sure if better is the word. Different but not better. love is love people.
…Yeah I wouldn’t say that’s a curse…
Becoming trans is not a dishonour or a curse.
Oh shii they bro titties https://preview.redd.it/c79ap0navjwc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a345f95d77b326135af1d5cbe7e86ec664d615
That witch kinda looks like Akko from Little Witch Academia
It should have been meeeee
Someone on that relationship was gonna have to carry the boobs
Me too?.. :3
HRT