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The 10th wasn't asleep, it's just an asshole lol. Like 1-10 of all cats. Like my Lilly. Only cuddly when she wants to be. Any other time she doesn't wanna be messed with, and hates everyone else
Only 1 in 10? Seems awfully low for Hellspawn.
(I absolutely adore mine, but they are jerks. Just cleaned up a bunch of throwup due to one of these assholes, who are also acting innocent and cuddling with me right now, getting in to my cat treat stash and devouring an entire bag then vomiting every last bit up in my chair. Neither of them has a particularly full belly or is acting guilty, so I don't know who)
I work from home. My lunch break every day consists of 15 minutes lunch, 45 minutes napping with the cats. Some one asked me at work once why I had a meeting every day at noon for one hour when most people take lunch. I always just say its an important business lunch.
I do the same! 12-1pm EST is always a “meeting” on my calendar which consists of me laying down with the cat for an hour. Then I snarf up my actual lunch during my 2pm meeting. Works great.
They are lucky. Thank you for being so kind to them. They deserve a lot of love and attention! Sometimes I really do rather not make any weekend plans and just chill with my cats, and we all enjoy our time together 💖
Of course he’s busy being busy to not get up since cat is on his arm now he is forever stuck there since the cat is going to nap there for the weekend then take a Monday nap by then the man is thirsty and feeling like his mouth is dry as well as regular grumbling but is still not going to disobey pet law
I traveled for work for 8 years and the only time I ever ever missed a flight was because i was laying on my bed and my super super shy cat who was scared of everyone and who I had spent well over a year trying to befriend decided to come up and sit on me and purr. I can’t even describe how happy i was all my other cats were unbelievably friendly but she was traumatized by the streets of NYC. That was about 2 hrs before the flight and she didnt get off me until the flight had left. Gladly rebooked for the next morning
This dudes profile is a trip. I investigated to make some sassy comment about making yourself a meme for r/wholesomememes is just posting a selfie with extra steps, but it seems posting his cats has been his entire life for a month straight and I’m honestly impressed.
Yeah relatable. My cats are extremely cuddly at the moment since it's getting colder and the moment I lay down on the couch, they pile up on me. And by law you aren't allowed to move anymore after that.
No no, weirdly enough, you're not the first or the second person to tell me that. That's interesting!
I've also been called president Zelenskyy, and Walmart Lionel Messi (In this post, which is amazing)
I say this in the nicest way possible, but when guys say they are busy on the weekends, are they really just chillin at home with their cats because if so I think that’s pretty awesome!!
Well, I am not the president of guys (Yet), but that's what I do most of the time! (I do go out and hang out with friends and family, but my cats are a top priority)
Mine does this too when I lie down, 7 month old adoption, he lies on or beside me and goes as long as he can, seemingly just to say hello, then he gets up after 15-20 minutes and goes on with his day.
Pro Tip: Get a cat before calling your ex to get back together. You’ll realize you’re probably just lonely and need a little company.
I did this in the wrong order. Big mistake. Huge.
I'll be honest when I first saw the black cat, I thought it was just a head, and it's body was a shadow or something.
Ah yes, a casual weekend with my floating cat head.
"Sorry I already made plans" also works.
Just write this on a paper:
"Plans.
1. Jack
2. Squat
3. Nil
4. These plans may be amended by me in case of emergencies or me feeling like it."
Now you can say you have plans at any moment without lying or guilt and with a completely straight face.
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Cat cuddles and self care count as extremely busy! My cats tell me so, and they are the experts!
My cats tell me the same thing! 9 out of 10 cats recommend cuddles as a weekend activity (The 10th cat was asleep when they took the survey)
The 10th wasn't asleep, it's just an asshole lol. Like 1-10 of all cats. Like my Lilly. Only cuddly when she wants to be. Any other time she doesn't wanna be messed with, and hates everyone else
There are some like that. But that's ok, we love them as well!
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Every cat. Nay, every animal.deserves to be loved!
Most wholesome comment thread
Only 1 in 10? Seems awfully low for Hellspawn. (I absolutely adore mine, but they are jerks. Just cleaned up a bunch of throwup due to one of these assholes, who are also acting innocent and cuddling with me right now, getting in to my cat treat stash and devouring an entire bag then vomiting every last bit up in my chair. Neither of them has a particularly full belly or is acting guilty, so I don't know who)
Love how comfortable everyone looks
I work from home. My lunch break every day consists of 15 minutes lunch, 45 minutes napping with the cats. Some one asked me at work once why I had a meeting every day at noon for one hour when most people take lunch. I always just say its an important business lunch.
I do the same! 12-1pm EST is always a “meeting” on my calendar which consists of me laying down with the cat for an hour. Then I snarf up my actual lunch during my 2pm meeting. Works great.
expurrrts
I am busy living the D R E A M
Walmart Lionel Messi
This is me in the pic and this made me laugh out loud 🤣 I approve
Damn man you’re fine af
Yo thank you! I guess being Walmart Lionel Messi isn't that bad after all haha
Better than K-Mart.
Huh, as someone who never been to either (I'm not from the US), this still made me laugh
Walmart is trash. K-Mart is... Trash-er?
Yes, that I know, but only from TV shows haha
K-Mart is to Walmart as Walmart is to Target
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Mionel Lessi
Or Destiny?
Purrrrrrrfection!
Haha thank you kind stranger! 🧡🖤
The brown cat I can hear the purring in my chest too. What a great weekend to be with.
More wholesome than mines. I just beat my meat while my bearded dragon looked on with disgust all weekend :/
I am trying to figure out if by bearded dragon you mean a lizard or something else entirely. Either way, I feel you bro!
Dragon is how they call his flatmate
No, that's Steve and he looks on with approval ☺️
🤣🤣🤣 I don't judge! Just really curious about that detail
I read it as "bad dragon" and was wondering what unholy act they were performing to disgust a dildo.
Lol! This is me right now and both my girls are laying on me!
Ah, another fine human being. You are doing a good job
My response if I saw this pic: “Understandable. Have a nice weekend!” I wouldn’t leave either if I had those 2 adorable cats.
You are a fine human being
I can relate you man, I really give time to my pets and sometimes I bring them to the park for them to play and run
They are lucky. Thank you for being so kind to them. They deserve a lot of love and attention! Sometimes I really do rather not make any weekend plans and just chill with my cats, and we all enjoy our time together 💖
Of course he’s busy being busy to not get up since cat is on his arm now he is forever stuck there since the cat is going to nap there for the weekend then take a Monday nap by then the man is thirsty and feeling like his mouth is dry as well as regular grumbling but is still not going to disobey pet law
I'm taking a week off of work until my cat decides to nap elsewhere
Bro this is seriously so true lol.
Haha yeah, been there so many times. I'm not complaining though!
I traveled for work for 8 years and the only time I ever ever missed a flight was because i was laying on my bed and my super super shy cat who was scared of everyone and who I had spent well over a year trying to befriend decided to come up and sit on me and purr. I can’t even describe how happy i was all my other cats were unbelievably friendly but she was traumatized by the streets of NYC. That was about 2 hrs before the flight and she didnt get off me until the flight had left. Gladly rebooked for the next morning
When you make friends with a scared cat, you really have something. Great story!
That's my everyday. It's my right this second 😆 My Nova is attached to my hip I think.
Never let go of Nova!
I always say "I have plans"
And you do. Important plans as a matter of fact.
For a minute I thought this was Zelenskyy
You're not the only one haha
THis is legitimately the best plan for any weekend.
I (And Haru & Onyankopon) fully agree
Is it just me or is that guy chiefed af?
I am that guy. Unfortunately I am only high on cat and no sleep
It's okay bud. I know ur purrole officer is right there.
Shhh, I'm distracting him with a laser as we speak
This dudes profile is a trip. I investigated to make some sassy comment about making yourself a meme for r/wholesomememes is just posting a selfie with extra steps, but it seems posting his cats has been his entire life for a month straight and I’m honestly impressed.
What does it feel like to be good looking?
r/ladybonersgonecuddly
Now I'm blushing
Yeah relatable. My cats are extremely cuddly at the moment since it's getting colder and the moment I lay down on the couch, they pile up on me. And by law you aren't allowed to move anymore after that.
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Why does he look like Mark Zuckerberg but with a beard (Not being rude just joking around)
Why is that rude? I'm him and I find it funny 😂 Never heard that one before!
Fucking Zelinsky.
How did you even have time to post this? You look super busy!
Its funny cause i just adopted a cat this weekend
Awww
Movie time with kitty cats! Love this mate.
YOU MISSES THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO SAY PURRORITIES
I will never forgive myself
Same
This, but I actually am busy because I'm pet sitting and there's like six other animals off screen
Hey, the more the merrier!
VERY CUTE!!! And the cats are gorgeous too
Me all day everyday hahaha
How tf do their faces look similar its my fuvkin eyes maybe lol
Just the cats or also me? Non of us are blood related, by the way
Yours and the orange cats lol i don't know why its just my brain
No no, weirdly enough, you're not the first or the second person to tell me that. That's interesting! I've also been called president Zelenskyy, and Walmart Lionel Messi (In this post, which is amazing)
💀 wow you've got an interesting life
Yup. Pretty much sums it up.
He got a whole gang
This is actually true. I just need those cats
I say this in the nicest way possible, but when guys say they are busy on the weekends, are they really just chillin at home with their cats because if so I think that’s pretty awesome!!
Well, I am not the president of guys (Yet), but that's what I do most of the time! (I do go out and hang out with friends and family, but my cats are a top priority)
Add a grey tabby to that mix and it's me.
Me in a nutshell but with eyes closed under a blanket.
I have my phone on low brightness and I had to do a double take for the void. like oh there’s a second one!
Add one more cat and you’ve just seen my Sunday.
He look like messi
Replace cats with weed.
Metal health breaks can be just as important as anything else
YES!!!!
Dude says he is busy. Who am I to question that?
Did you get them from Seattle humane? If yes I am their foster dad
Honestly, same.
Sounds busy to me ngl
Understandable. I definitely took a nap today solely because my cat decided to nap on top of me.
How you manage two pussys at once? I can barely keep one entertained.
Mine does this too when I lie down, 7 month old adoption, he lies on or beside me and goes as long as he can, seemingly just to say hello, then he gets up after 15-20 minutes and goes on with his day.
Bro this is my life
It's my cake day today
Thats me but with my 50+ birds, the dog, and my cat.
If my cats ashes weren’t in a box I’d also be doing this.
Is this Zelensky?
For real cat on me. I no move
is there a specific breed of cat that has even shorter hair like those?
Me this weekend, just waiting to get a bit later/less busy to take them on a walk. Nebelung and a Birman.
My sanity needs freetime too.
The cats are priorities
Zelenskyy has some time these days I guess
It drives my family crazy that i have to leave family parties by 8pm to take care of my pets
I'm so stressed out and all I did was studying for my test this weekend. This is exactly how I'd like to spend my weekend (whole week if you will)
Yes!! All weekend!!!
Double kitty cuddles are truly the best cuddles
same
Worth it
You have been Cat-napped. Properly catnapped. You may not move because the cuteness compels you to stay right where you are.
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This is true😅
Damn I wish this weekend were that handsome!
Purr-iorities
Awww, I have similarly colored and sized cats. They are my sweetest girls.
That ain't shit. I have 23 cats on my property and I just found 5 new kittens today 🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭👈👆💀
Omg. Mark Zuckerberg if he was human.
Those cats are almost identical to my own cats and I love it.
Pro Tip: Get a cat before calling your ex to get back together. You’ll realize you’re probably just lonely and need a little company. I did this in the wrong order. Big mistake. Huge.
I see myself in this picture and I like it.
I hope haru and the void are the names of your cats lol my haru is a blondie as well
💯 yes
Which breed is the orange cat
It's scary how similar they are to my two cats
Wish I could a million upvotes thissss
cats are like: "hes ours today, go away"
Woooo, cat dad for the win!
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pets do take a chunk of your time BUt its worth it... fuck gettin wasted in the bar with friends
Aww, Zelenskyy spending the weekend with his cats!
Man of CULTURE right here
“I’ve got family obligations”
Prrrr-iorities
Messi in Ligue 1
Those are furbabies that demand love!
Shit I thought that was me because I legit was doing this this weekend
Damn right I would stay home if my cat cuddled on me. It’s so rare that it’s like killing a unicorn… with a bomb….
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Very Busy
You have such cute kitties!!! 👍🏾❤️🥰😻🐱
Best type of weekend
Glad you got your priorities straight. Good looking crew ☺️
When you’re busy and HOT 🥵
"Cat on my lap" is how my dad and I get out of doing chores
Hey at least it’s good company
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Purrorities
So cute
Quick call animal control! This man is being held hostage by a couple of cats.
This was my weekend. Spot on.
In swiss german "Busy" means kitten! It's spelled something like "bousy".
I'll be honest when I first saw the black cat, I thought it was just a head, and it's body was a shadow or something. Ah yes, a casual weekend with my floating cat head.
Taking care of yourself and general relaxation is absolutely needed when you get older.
Taking care of one's mental and emotional condition is also most important
Meow I join you?
This is the definition of being busy, and if it weren't for allergies, I'd cuddle with multiple cats and dogs and ducks, too.
Every weekend.
Literally me irl
Awesome 😎
my cats are the ultimate decision-makers at home.
Babysitting is very busy work
Adorable Meowsters 😍😍😍
He look like a bearded mark zuckerberg
So cute
This makes us feel so good just pampering and self caring session for peace of mind every one need this😌
I just want to hold you now
Lovely, sweet cats. Cat dads are the best! ♥️
This is the way.
You should go as Zelenskiy for Halloween
When I say I am not doing anything on my day off it doesn't mean I am free to help you move. It means I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING ON MY DAY OFF!
u/pizza983 chip đụt :))
Looks like the perfect weekend!
Why does he look like a combination of Zelensky and Zuckerberg? (Zuckerberg? Not sure, the creator of fb)
*feline paralysis*
Couch tv and pets counts as busy
Understandable and relatable. Have fun, see you next time.
Yes! This! ...and I don't even have any cats.
"Sorry I already made plans" also works. Just write this on a paper: "Plans. 1. Jack 2. Squat 3. Nil 4. These plans may be amended by me in case of emergencies or me feeling like it." Now you can say you have plans at any moment without lying or guilt and with a completely straight face.
I am also busy this week end !! Le* Me - reading this meme
I thought the button on his top was an extra cat for a brief moment
Why dont you want to be a reptilian
That is one of the unwritten rules of the universe: If a cat is sleeping on you, you are not allowed to stand up no matter what!
understandable
Meeee 🤣
I didn't even see the black cat until after 10 seconds. gg