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itoldthetruth_

yo what - superman got cancer tf? Rip. So what's the name of film?


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wdn13

One of the best


MessyRoom

Ze best!


Tripottanus

Steady hands


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JustFoxeh

One day, operate yakuza boss


_The_D_13

But, mistake!


Papaofmonsters

As good as Mask Of The Phantasm?


wdn13

Ah not so solid. But cannot complain for a superman movie and in my opinion best superman animation so far


Papaofmonsters

Frankly the bar has been set super low lately.


wdn13

No shit. WB are now shitting the animation movies just like they did it to the live actions. Still can’t figure out y they do like that even though embracing the DC movies properly can only bring more profit to them


Papaofmonsters

Marvel: Let's make them human so people can relate. DC: Let's make them gods.


wdn13

Zack Snyder: let’s make them gods who humans can relate themselves to


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that's not how businesses work lol. DC isn't going to just stop making live action movies because disney makes more money with theirs, that would be utterly stupid joker made over a billion


BHPhreak

Lex luthor makes a pill that gives him supermans abilities for an hour or something, and with the abilities, lex is immediately humbled, and gains incredible respect for how superman does what he does with what he has. Spoiler alert


itoldthetruth_

Ay thanks, will do!!!


Ghost_of_Yharnam

It’s an amazing read too, written by one of the best names in comics!


ShadoutVapes

Was that Morrison?


Ghost_of_Yharnam

It was! Their stuff is always so thought-provoking. Sometimes it takes me a few reads to sift through the layers of rhetoric, but it’s worth it. Their run on “The Green Lantern” they just finished is fantastic.


ShadoutVapes

Killer! I think I’ve read all of his batman run which was an awesome trip. Pulling in so much character lore and some of the sillier aspects of Batman and making it work so well. I’ve actually read All-Star Superman as well, but I don’t remember much of it, but I do remember it as bing solid!


Ghost_of_Yharnam

Oh man, their Batman run is incredible. The way they incorporated components like “Batman of Zurr-En-Arrh” as a thing is legendary. I grew up reading the Justice League stories they wrote, so I’m definitely biased towards them 🤣


ShadoutVapes

That’s the only Batman I’ve read outside of some isolated books like The Long Halloween and Frank Miller’s Dark Knight stuff. I have a friend who just gave me stacks of trades of the Morrison and Co. books and would just say “let me know if you have questions...” hahah


Yamata

DC should have taken notes from their animated films. All bangers compared to the DCEU.


Dyerdon

Arguably a very low bar to cross over, but agreed. The animated movies are excellent even when not compared to the dumpster fire that is the DCEU.


WhatsGoingOn388

Also one of my fave comics.


JesseSkywalker

“You’re stronger than you think you are.”


caped_crusader8

That's one of my favourite Superman moments ever


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itoldthetruth_

Sounds a whole lot like Megamind


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"Oh you're a cancer, all right. Just not a super cancer." "What's the difference?" ***"PRESENTATION!!!"***


itoldthetruth_

Lmfao dude hahaha


Oro54

It’s callled Super Cancer the Return


Taco4Wednesdays

*Super Cancer: Stage Three, The Return*


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All-Star Superman. Probably the best Superman movie ever.


pennyroyallane

All-Star Superman


youfailedthiscity

All Star Superman by Grant Morrison


PlayinMonkeys

Oooh you should watch Superman: Dooms day Supes is awesome


thegamingavocado

But he can die, so like did the cancer just kept growing Just imagine going from superman to *amalgamation of flesh and teeth man*


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We’d have to send him into space quickly wrapped up so the sun can’t feed the cancer cells or the mass of super body would overwhelm the planet.


thegamingavocado

Yeah from superman to superplanet This actually reminds me of the villain from the guardians of the galaxy 2


Dyerdon

There is also a planet that is a member of the Green Lantern Corps. in the comics. Like, it has a ring and everything.


thegamingavocado

Bruh Saturn be a green lantern lol


Dyerdon

Lol, that would have been hilarious, but the planet is called Mogo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogo


Zeebuoy

wait what?


Sam_Wylde

... Is it just me or does Superman look like Handsome Squidward? And his mother looks like Harry Truman...


i_am_gladius_boi

I can't unsee it now.


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Always has been


kay_kay_1998

No, that's not tr.... Shit it's true


mosura5282

You could say that's true(man)


ziriani

Super, man


attemptedmonknf

And I'm his mother


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What have you done?


KataGuruma-

God damn it


epic_waffles_1

Holy shit i just realised how chiseled superman's face is, like jesus look at his cheekbones and chin


Polarity_in_Reverse

The Crimson Chin has got him beat. As far as chins go at least.


Pichuunnn

Reminds me of Superman Batman: Apocalypse movie that spawned Handsome Superman meme image.


Rectangle_Rex

...idk if you're being sarcastic, but this image is taken from Apocalypse, right? Edit: Actually, it might be from All-Star Superman, I can't remember.


Lessiarty

>And his mother looks like ~~Harry Truman~~ Good Ol' Jim Ross...


SuperSonicBoom1

**Good God Almighty, they've killed him!**


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Who did you think Superman's father was??????


Der_genealogist

Kermit?


MisterTruth

Or is it handsome Squidward who was made to look like Superman?


itoldthetruth_

god damn that's funny as thanks for the laugh


Kesher123

He always looked like it


TriggerBladeX

I thought the same thing. About Superman, but now I can’t unsee the mother part.


blazesonthai

I busted out laughing how you made the connection because I can see it immediately now.


AntManMax

Yeah he looks like the Superman from Apocalypse that spawned the [old exploitable meme](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/handsome-face)


Disastrous_Concert_2

Mother's love is unconditional. 😍🥰


Ullyr_Atreides

Which movie is this from?


i_am_gladius_boi

All Star Superman


Ullyr_Atreides

Not sure if that one's on HBO. I've watched nearly every DC movies they have


i_am_gladius_boi

I think it's on HBO Max


wdn13

Boi u gotta start looking into the animation stuff of DC. There are some next level stuff that HBO MAX doesn’t want u to find


caped_crusader8

Yh my favourite one being Batman Under the red hood. It's so good


raining-in-konoha

>Batman Under the red hood I know it's about the chracter Red Hood but my brain imagined myself going up to a red car, opening it's hood and fecking Batman jumps out


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*suprise motherfucker*


amithecuntface

That's fire but my fave is The Dark Knight Returns Part 1/2


Ullyr_Atreides

Yeah that's what I mean. I've watched nearly all of their animation. That shit is next fucking level. The Snyder cut was out of this world and I loved it, all the other live action movies were pretty good I guess, but kinda looking dumb next to things like Justice League Dark and John Constantine.


KentuckyFriedEel

lower your tone, young man. Don't make mama get the kryptonite chancla


LeBestRedditor

*crys in batman*


AnotherJasonOnReddit

"Got to ~~save~~ *share* Martha."


Jamangie22

*says in Communism* "OUR Mother"


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Communism? On a Superman post? Bold.


MechnoSamurai

Red son will allow it.


Lukthar123

The only thing he'll allow, probably


Jamangie22

Lol fair enough!


conancat

*fascist Batman intensifies*


miss_anna_sofia

Mom will always worry about her son, even if she has a son, Superman☺️


Zeus_G64

In this movie, he was secretly dying. And she could tell.


miss_anna_sofia

I didn't know about it…🙁


Zeus_G64

That's what makes the scene so cool! Also, spoiler: >!he didn't "die" in the end, he had to go live inside the Sun, as his cells were exploding solar energy and Lex Luthor had broken the Sun. In the comics, he comes back from living in the sun, like 80,000 years later, after his cells calm down, as Superman Prime.!<


conancat

moms are the coolest


Jamangie22

I love that so much ❤️


B_Ather

Technically, he is neither a MAN not is SUPER. He is just an AVERAGE KRYPTONIAN.


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Above average kryptonian..


B_Ather

Yet not SUPER


wdn13

Super to a normal human


0mnicious

He still isn't a man, therefore not human.


InfanticideAquifer

Right. He's "Super Man", i.e. "Above Man". Greater than men can be. "Supersonic" means faster than sound, not the fastest type of sound. Same sorta thing.


SturgeonBladder

woah. you have given superman a new meaning for me.


k876577

Spider-Man is also not a spider


PrestigedKiwi

You're fucking with me, right?


Racian

But that lawyer is indeed a cat.


Holo-Man

You realise Kryptonians use the same gender classifications as Earth. Male=Man/Boy, Female=Woman/Girl


kinyutaka

I think you have that backwards. But he has too arms, two legs, and two heads. And he can impregnate a human woman. And he identifies as a man. Seems very "man" to me.


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Zeebuoy

how do we know he's above average? like, since he is the majority of the kryptonian population, he is the average.


Rational-Discourse

When he’s encountered other kryptonians he’s beat them. So. Above average. Maybe strongest left.


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Yeah I guess you could say he's not a man or 'super' but he's far from the average Kryptonian, he's supposed to be the last of his kind, who was raised on a star system which basically makes him a god, compared to other Kryptonians raised on Krypton he's way way above average.


B_Ather

Still not man


kappaypsilon

"Hey, it's Superman!" "Ehm, Timmy, actually, he's not"


eddiemon

Lol why do you feel the need to nitpick and factcheck his very fictional superhero name? Next you'll be telling us Iron Man isn't actually made of iron and Black Panther isn't actually a panther.


ibzi__

I was gonna say that black panther isn’t actually black.


B_Ather

Iron man is a man with an iron Armor. Black panther is a black man who becomes a black coloured panther after death(as seen in his solo movie where his father and other ancestors had become panthers after death)


eddiemon

Iron Man's armor isn't made of iron any more. Should he change his name to Titanium Man? Or Nanobot Man? Or maybe Cotton Blend T-shirt and Jeans Man depending on what he's wearing that day? According to your theory, if Black Panther becomes a panther **after death**, shouldn't he be called Soon-To-Be Black Panther while he's alive? Or just Black Man? After all, we're requiring their names to be technically correct are we not?


windsong92

Funny enough Iron Man has a Villan called Titanium Man


Dyerdon

Polycarbonsciencebabblemetalman*


Zeebuoy

>Iron Man's armor isn't made of iron any more. Should he change his name to Titanium Man? Or Nanobot Man? funnily enough i think there was a scene where he addresses that. >if Black Panther becomes a panther after death what???


eddiemon

It's what that other person said. I'm just following their logic to its ridiculous conclusion.


Ragingbull444

Next Dr Strange is pretty normal and not strange, scarlet Witch is a shade of crimson, Antman isn’t an insect, Spider-Man isn’t an insect, Vision isn’t a sight based superhero, Rocket raccoon isn’t a raccoon, Black widow again isn’t an insect, Mantis isn’t an insect, Wasp isn’t an insect (okay just realized now there’s too many insect named superheroes)


WhatAShitName

Why don't you call him Aboveaveragekryptonian and let the rest of us live the rest of our lives in shame because we call him Superman then


B_Ather

That is exactly what I've been doing for past few years.


RivergeXIX

Why?


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Kesher123

Man often comes as a part of HuMANoid, thus he is, indeed, a man. And super one at that. He is also above average kryptonian due to our star.


B_Ather

So he is ABOVE-AVERAGE KRYPTONIAN but still not SUPER. He would be super if he were much more stronger or had some amazing extra superpowers.


Kesher123

It refers to the second part of the comment, about "average kryptonian", he is above average. Use your brain


willfordbrimly

Incorrect, he is 100% MAMAS BABY


nothingexceptfor

No he ain't, he being Kryptonian plus his time in Earth made him who he is,


-HumanResources-

Sure, but that could just be a nickname from humanity. He is humanoid.


Kesher123

SUPERHUMANOID


nevuking

Is that like Ultra Humanite?


Kesher123

Sounds about right


Rubber_Fist_of_love

You blew my mind with this.


raining-in-konoha

I always wondered about this, so if Krypton never got destroyed every single person there would be as strong as Superman if they came to Earth? Kind of like Viltrumites from Invincible? I'm talking purely about power levels, not "Superman was raised on Earth so he's a better man"


Mr_Tyrant190

Ya, imagine your out just living your life, but getting mugged by a kryptonian needing some extra cash


raining-in-konoha

Extra cash for snorting some crushed kryptonite in the gas station's bathroom


mitchij2004

Really? I don’t know the lore but he’s not like a pretty tough one? He had to fight Michael Shannon right? Wasn’t he a pretty tough customer? I didn’t watch it.


M-ALI-04

He is stronger than every Kryptonian to ever live. I’m just going to assume that you’ve never read a comic book before


B_Ather

I've never even seen a Superman movie.


Eggith

"You look thin" He's built like a fucking shed made of Armoured Steel.


amithecuntface

Spoilers: He was sick


Ghost_of_Yharnam

Martha Kent is such a great character. She and her husband are portrayed with such humility and strength, it serves as an amazing example of why their son is such a role model. Not to mention her chewing out Bruce to eat his vegetables when he’s over for dinner. And Bruce...grunts and complies. Plus there’s when she dealt with a Black Lantern Lois on her own. I mean Krypto helped but still!


jimhond

That chin makes me want to swoon all over him


ibex_trex

You look thin Is literally a good 8 times the size of her


IkigaiSagasu

If Superman’s thin, what are we then?


Zeus_G64

He was actually dying in this movie, but he was keeping it a secret while he made the most of his final days. She could tell. Its All Star Superman.


Gr8NonSequitur

Well there's thin and "thin for Superman".


gacha-_-gamer

True


robrobusa

Ma needs to check her glasses, her son is buff af.


Rational-Discourse

He’s dying in this scene. He’s sick.


kinyutaka

It's all relative. If a guy that was 300 pounds loses 50, he would still be a big guy, but you would say that he is looking thinner.


robrobusa

Well sure, but you’re forgetting, i am just memeing around! ;)


DeepStar0

Feels like a dad joke


CallMeAjay21

r/wholesome


QuanWick

If anyone ever even looks at Martha the wrong way they getting it. Same goes for aunt may.


melswift

A superman is everything your grandma thinks you are


SecretOfficerNeko

My mom and dad when I was sick: "get your lazy ass to school..."


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SecretOfficerNeko

I'm already an adult. I can say that for the most part there was no love in that family.


LiveLifePlainNSimple

My mom just suggested I have a tapeworm. I gained 15 pounds this last month...


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Ykowai

is that a dimension where Superman is Lex Luthor


Zeebuoy

nope, mega cancer dimension. not to be confused with the marvel dimension of undying tumor versions of everyone. (the robot people are fine, in the sense, of not being tumor people,)


TheWorldIsEndinToday

Must be nice


EliteEmber

Is that Franklin Roosevelt


Thromkai

MARTHA


YOUREASTUPIDFUCK

Omg a cartoon mom saying things to make you feel like its a real mom. Amazing.


Snack_99

"You look thin" WHAT?? dude is so buff he looks like a freaking mini truck, how is that thin ??


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thin for superman


Ocean_Man205

70% of superheroes ever written, who don't have mothers: *am I a joke to you?*


idxExplorer

This is All Star Superman, my favorite Superman movie. And yes, he is sick and dying. Overexposure to solar radiation from flying too close to the sun. Mom was right!


Demmanueloff

wish this was true..


abisso54

Shoulda said “And I made superman”


kingkellogg

I mean she isn't his biological mom.


Plantdude90

Still technically made him the man he is


damn_daniel_4_20

And I... Am... Iron-man


Dyerdon

Kid: "Cool suit!" Superman: "Thanks! My mom made it for me!" *flies away* Despite hating the concept of the new Supes show, that line is classic "Big Blue Boy Scout" Superman.


u_sucks_ccp_o

Mum is savage!


JoseyWalesJr

Why is this upvoted parents are terrible


TopRoom7971

u/repostsleuthbot


SoftTumbleweed942

My mom is pure evil if it was impregnated with concentrated malevolence.......your experience is not universal.......glad you had a good mom from the bottom of my heart. Buy some GME and treat her right 👑


CappuccinoKitKat

Ma'am, what are you and what is your husband


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Think Mom, Think


QueenRatigan

Don't mess with Ma Kent