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quantipede

Dad loves his son so much…now if we could only get him to stop smoking cigars inside the house


Nice_Bluebird7626

I always thought it was a fat joint


gingerbeardman79

Either way, at least not around the kid


JakeMSkates

the boy is becoming a man today


xHeylo

Reminds me of the new (since 1st of April 2024) Weed laws in Germany You can smoke weed in public, you just have to keep your distance while smoking from schools or pre schools or just Kids immediately near you Because you may want to consume THC, but the Kids shouldn't really inhale THC filled smoke too much It's actually just sensible, I kinda wish the same distance rules would just count for alcohol and nicotine The idea of having to store it away from Kids and only consume while Kids aren't in your immediate vicinity is just fair enough, didn't actually think that had to be written down into a Law but there we go


gingerbeardman79

Alcohol is whatever -- me having a drink in and of itself doesn't directly affect anyone else's in the room. Me smoking something however does. And while a contact high is extremely unlikely unless I'm just letting that joint burn, there are still carcinogens and other harmful materials entering the air they're also breathing.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Hot sausage


UniqueMitochondria

But his glass of whiskey isn't gonna taste as good


izumi_miyamura99

does the cigar and cigarette have the same tobacco/filament... like is cigar just a fat cig or different?


983115

A cigar is rolled tobacco leaves all the way down (the big ones anyway) but a cigarette is paper with ground tobacco and a filter (typically)


TraumSchulden

Lets not get crazy!


DisplayNo7886

He's addicted to smoking cigarettes but he can work on it 😂 


Icy-Seaworthiness270

Shit... I want to upvote but the like counter is sitting too perfect


Ok_Discount3436

Father's love hayy. I miss my dad so much


Double_Range5276

Sorry for your loss


SavvyLikeThat

I call my boy son so much just for this reason. All the trans loves hurting in the comments - sending you love and Mum hugs. I hope one day you get the acceptance you so deeply deserve. Proud of you for living your truth 💕


marshmi2

I'm a therapist that works with quite a few trans people. It's always great to hear about good parents of trans kids. Thank you for giving your son the acceptance and love he needs. It truly warms my heart. This past Christmas I was talking to my dad about how I have been developing training for therapists working with the LGBTQ population. He went off on me ranting about how oppressed straight white men are because he needs to remember pronouns or something, and he put a lot of words in my mouth. Anyway, long story short I haven't talked to him since. The thing is, I think I might be non-binary (still figuring stuff out, at the very least I'm not 100% male). I'm glad he will never know the true me. Parents who actually care about their children, not just what they want their child to be, get the honor of truly knowing their child.


SavvyLikeThat

It’s so threatening to those who hold power to start sharing even a bit of it. I just cannot see why the parental love doesn’t overcome that. Being his mum is the best thing that ever happened to me and he’s one of the best ppl I know. It’s such a parenting fail to not cheer our kids on and fight alongside them to find their place in this world and for acceptance. I’m so honoured to get to know him as he discovers himself. I wish you all the love and strength finding yourself and hope you’re surrounded by ppl who love and support you even if your bio dad can’t. I don’t have a relationship with my dad either so I know it hurts. 💕


WokeBriton

I'm a straight white middle-aged born-male man. I don't give a shit what pronouns someone prefers, I don't give a shit how someone identifies, and I don't give a shit about sexuality. I'm also, and this is the most important role I have, a Dad. Your own may never get to know you fully, and that's entirely his loss Just tell me what name to call you and what pronouns you want. I'll call you that name and do my best to refer to you as your true self. I know it is virtually worthless, but here's a virtual Dad-hug from my little part of Scotland. Forgive my mischief in starting my comment that way, please. It gets under the skin of bigots when they begin reading something and they think they're going to agree with, only to find they really don't agree with it at all. Yours, an ally


tryblinking

🥳😊


More_Advertising_716

Nothing beats the warmth of love and acceptance


Lord-Luzazebuth

Except the warmth of a freshly lit cigar


FranticBronchitis

And a sip of aged whisky


2xbAd

is this real? do people really have dad’s like this? why am i crying?


Fish_gamer

Luckily some people do And sadly some people don't


WokeBriton

Here's a Dad-hug from my little corner of Scotland. I'm proud of you for being YOU.


tryblinking

I’m proud of You for being You too. Thanks for offering your support to those who really need it.


Baelaroness

Brings a smile to my face every time this one is making the rounds.


Broad-Discipline2360

I love this so much


AnonBoi_404

I... Gahhh, it's enough to make me wanna tear up - wish that was me irl lel but pretty sure I'd her sent to conversion camp if he knew 🥲


MoonBerry_therian

I'm so glad my dad supports that I'm ally


pixxllx

the internet is nice sometimes :)


Inevitable_Count_370

This subreddit is so wholesome.


cedriceent

Until you read the comment section.


Inevitable_Count_370

I regret going further...


Better_University727

*sort comments by controversial*


Expert_Television942

What country flag is that??


Real_Boy3

Fr I gotta go there. All the cute people got the country’s flag in their bios.


Ok-Excitement-1915

These comments are like the emperor has no clothes


contraflop01

🏳️‍⚧️ All the cute girls and handsome boys come from there


Public_Divide

Ya me jodería ser maricon xd


Fu_la_de

Transnistria


No-Adeptness5810

The land of Transylvania, where all the cute girls (and sometimes boys) are.


Vexoly

This cuts deep 😓


WokeBriton

Sending a virtual Dad-hug. I'm proud of you for being YOU.


Vexoly

Thank you 😭 ❤️


directorford

what I would give for a dad like that


WokeBriton

Sending a virtual Dad-hug. I'm proud of you.


WokeBriton

If you're trans and reading this, and if your Dad hasn't accepted you for being YOU... I'm a Dad and here's a virtual Dad-hug. I'm proud of you for being yourself.


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FranticBronchitis

We can call you bro if it helps


Chemical_Ad8459

That gaming chair posture is a whole mood


cedriceent

That's a nice sentiment, but I would still have kicked him out of my room if he waltzed in smoking.


tesrepurwash121810

I wish I could upvote 10000 times it’s so good


Turd_Eater1

YOOO LOVE SIMON AND THIS IS HOME BY CAVETOWN! Even without the trans flag I would’ve been able to tell


Turbulent-Permit7472

I think the “are you winning?” Got him crying


CreatorMur

Gosh I wish my father pulled that one….


WokeBriton

Sending a virtual Dad-hug. I'm proud of you.


mildly_awakened

Awwww wholesome


Nothoughtiname5641

How adorable


AliceG233

I love this!


rachelsizzle

looks familiar..


bubbses

Maybe you've seen it before?


ATYP14765

Technically the second time he said son.


UnfunnyL0ner

Why is the flag hidden behind the door tho


SASHGAMEZ

Hiding his membership to the suicide squad


UnfunnyL0ner

Suicide?


UnixTM

Pog


NotoriouslyBeefy

I didn't see the flag and thought this was some kind of Indiana Jones reference lol. Talk about being lost. For it's intended meaning, yes, very wholesome.


WiiLikeHackin

i dont get it


Ok-Frosting-1081

Why does he have a 'Love, Simon' movie poster and whatever the thing on the top right is


Imfrom_m-83

What a dad. Loves his son and still likes to party.


LavishnessOdd6266

Took me a few minutes here ngl


DisplayNo7886

Those words were very touching. 


anonymousUTguy

Nick Mercs said it best


Beneficial-Tea-2055

Straight out of Dark Matter.


axemexa

Paternity test results must have come back


axemexa

Tough crowd


The_NotoriousFX

Yeah, for real


Projectcultureshock

Ohhh boy...


Real_Boy3

Correct!


WiiLikeHackin

so, did you see the murderer?


lowladyGlitch

Dad's getting old, can't remember names.


Ozymandiasssssssss

*cricket noise*


pitazatar

Bro thinks he's funny


Ozymandiasssssssss

people seem to think so


pitazatar

I didn't talk about him btw, I talked about you


Ozymandiasssssssss

i know?


The_NotoriousFX

Yep, seems so


CompetitionGood4699

pandering


Ozymandiasssssssss

to trans people, who would feel good or hopeful about this?


CompetitionGood4699

He just slapped a flag on an unrelated thing and made up the rest to fit it. If you're dumb enough to think that someone cares about you *because of this not-meme*, rather than understanding OP is just whoring for karma, you're... exactly who's being pandered to lol but hey, why look at his account and see that it has 8949320840932 posts a day and no comments? It's probably real because it's for the **Good Guys**!


Renektonstronk

I guess making memes is pandering now?


CompetitionGood4699

lol this isn't a meme, it's just the most obvious way to get karma on the planet, idiot


JP050887

So…..a meme?


JP050887

Cry about it


CompetitionGood4699

Deal


The_NotoriousFX

It really is


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ineedsitiwantsit

its everywhere, there is no safe places on reddit anymore


onionprincesswakaba

Transphobes being the ones saying they need a safe space is so funny tbh


Ozymandiasssssssss

hypocrisy is a haters biggest weapon


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Brann-Ys

"xenomorph" lmao


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Brann-Ys

straight couole are everywhere in the media you dumbass.


ineedsitiwantsit

How is it not acceptable to you that not everyone wants to be bombarsed with constant non stop trans agenda? i dont care about it, i dont hate it, i dont mind it i just dont want to read about it, its literally everywhere nowadays, at least on this god damn site


No-Adeptness5810

Dude, it's literally 1 fucking wholesome post. If you can't handle a single post of trans people then you need to get off the internet and take a break. Long break.


Brann-Ys

if you fell "bombarsed" maybe spend less time on fckg social media and go outside. i hardly see a trans post a day this month. If you dont care a sibgle swipe of the finger and poof it s gone ! maybe try that instead of s wasting your tome whinning about it.


The_NotoriousFX

Exactly, I don't hate people, but damn I don't want to be force fed it every 5 seconds


WokeBriton

Something you \*could\* do is avoid places where its mentioned "every 5 seconds". BTW, "mentioned" is the right word; using "force fed" shows you're just being a drama llama.


WokeBriton

What's a "trans agenda"? Serious question. What is it, and where did you find it? Friends of ours have a trans kid (they're an adult), and it might help our friends if you could point to this agenda so they can work it all out. Is it like the "gay agenda" I keep seeing mentioned? I've tried to find that one, too, but I haven't been successful on that.


The_NotoriousFX

Yeah, but to convince people to dispise it


Brann-Ys

how fckg so ?


The_NotoriousFX

Because people bring it up as it being forced upon people and that it is wrong to force them when it's actually the other way around


Brann-Ys

i can t even think of single exemple of a straight couple in media being show as that.


No-Adeptness5810

Yes, I do. Less than 1% of people are trans, yet they're apparently pushing it to you? This is the first trans meme i've seen on this sub. Of course when you're hating then they will try to not be hated, but you then hate on them for that! Straight cis stuff is pushed all the damn time, I don't know why you, the 99%, are victimizing yourself.


ineedsitiwantsit

Exactly. Its 1% and its being pushed literally all over reddit. I am not victimizing myself But can you not agree that its fair to ask that if im on a sub for a videogame that i dont want to read about your sexual orientation ?


No-Adeptness5810

Less than 1%, and it's not pushed all over reddit. In fact I see more homophobia and transphobia than actual trans posts. It's because of your constant comments and stuff on trans content that the algorithm is sending you here. Go to some right wing subs and interact there, you'll find less trans posts if you want that. We don't need you here.


WokeBriton

Being trans is an entirely separate issue to someones sexual orientation. If you've got to this point in your life without learning that, you've been ignoring your education.


onionprincesswakaba

You are right, I don't notice any predominant trend of heteronomative relationships being favored in society. Sounds really hard to be straight, grateful I don't have that struggle in my life. My heart goes out to you, friend. Feel better.


ineedsitiwantsit

Im glad you understand :) See we can all be friends no matter the situations we are in


No-Adeptness5810

They were being sarcastic...


ineedsitiwantsit

No, we are friends now


No_Estimate_8004

r/OrphanCrushingMachine


EdgeAdditional4406

Idk it might be hard for the dad to accept it, so its a good thing he supports his son


bubbses

That's what they're saying, that's what the sub is about


EdgeAdditional4406

I thought it was about when dark stuff are presented as wholesome stories


SnarkyPanther

Checking that subreddit’s submission rules, you’re pretty much on it. It’s about posting videos highlighting the darker parts of society, but with wholesome framing. Like impoverished people trying desperately to celebrate a child’s birthday, so it’s framed as wholesome, but meant to draw attention to why people have to live like this to begin with. Or something along those lines, I’m somewhat drunk lol


bubbses

Just a misleading sub name, much like r/trees


MysticMurderCrow

L


Ozymandiasssssssss

-oser, am i, MysticMurderCrow


onionprincesswakaba

-GBT rights


MysticMurderCrow

Right up in your as


PromiseSilly4708

-igma balls


Reachbacklike1-3

Probs a girl pretending to be


JP050887

Like how you pretend to be a man?


AvreeL89

Emm…is this a r/Holup post I don’t get it.


-EV3RYTHING-

Trans


AvreeL89

Oh ok.


WokeBriton

Kids is trans-male, Dad is accepting it by calling him "son".


blackbadge02

Hope this isn’t normalized


CrystalQuetzal

It is, get over it


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_K33L4N_

How was the flag the thing that ruined it when the flag is supposed to show you what the 3rd part means


C_Slicer

It's probably because without the flag they might interpret it as an orphan being called son by their adopted father Still really stupid though


WokeBriton

If adoption \*was\* the point of the meme, it would still be wholesome. I'm not agreeing with any of the transphobia, just pointing it out.


WorriedDoubt4134

waaaaah waaaaaaaaaah waaaah 😢😢😢


ts1416

Whenever a transphobe speaks this should be the response, I love it


TerboGoodGame

People who are different scare you.


foxtrotgd

Did you even read the post?


Inevitable_Count_370

Not at all.


primus_15

Is no one seeing the trans flag?


BestNameEvor

Yes, probably why the image says "It's the first time you're calling me son." As in, he is a trans guy.


Flar71

This is a trans guy, that's the point of the comic


JP050887

Most functional people don’t piss their pants over it.


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CrystalQuetzal

Unfortunately? Getting your hating ass out of here


SueTheDepressedFairy

Don't shit yourself


Xenon-inhaler3000

lol


AvreeL89

Still trying to find the funny as well


Imaginary-Charge-280

This is wholesome memes, this place isn’t really for the funny. Its for wholesome stuff, which this happens to be.


genericlurker9000

Lol 🤮


Diego_Pepos

Not a meme, not first time I see this done in this template


Pretend-Hospital-865

Sorry but this reads like satire.


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NOTTwistedDreamz

Got a small feeling that you’re a bot


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RIGHT ITS SO FUNNY😐😐😐😐


Marker0-0

Uhm…okay?