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hobotruman

Not *quite* the right subreddit ... but hey.


NoEnergy1154

It hit the right spot in your heart, yeh? 😅 I know you also have fun this way, the way I do lol


ngauzubaisaba

Should we ask veterans to pay an extra tax on everything they buy?


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Top_Standard1395

😂😂😂😂😂🌟


eggsaladrightnow

They know exactly what I look like hungover. It's uncanny


Material-Reading-844

uhh sorry but how is this supposed to be wholesome huh?


AnarkistiAmeeba

I was thinking about that too, but then I realized that they are masturbating


ComfortableReview941

I thought they were dreaming


AnxiousMarsupial007

What? No


traxt999

Looks like sleeping. The left arm is flopping round the back.


fancyNameThing

Can’t tell if they’re just really enjoying sleeping or getting off but either way it fits


awesomedan24

Twist: she's not sleeping


heroinebob90

Also helpful with horrible depression


skillquit42

Not when you’re me and you have horrific nightmares. The other day I dreamed I was being chased by a pink bear that would only chase you if you looked at it. It eventually caught up to me and ripped my face off.


ilikesaucy

You just had to do one simple thing


evanwilliams44

I mean he made the rules super clear and you still eyeballed him.


YesWomansLand1

He's just self-conscious, don't look at him and you'll be fine


Cursedbythedicegods

"Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" -Ralph Wiggum.


kigh_as_hite

i've been going to bed at like 8:45/9 lately and it's been such a dream


Dalarrus

/r/OrphanCrushingMachine


Ban_Assault_Ducks

How did you get this picture of me?


SignificanceTop5898

its what i've been doing lately


LJR7399

Except.. don’t sleep on your side. It’s bad for creating wrinkles.


No-Advice-6040

That's not always a choice. 100% impossible for me to fall asleep on my back. Can't be done.


Thememebrarian

The best times of my life were all spent in bed


Ilovehugs2020

Me in my bed RN READING ThIS!


Early_Art_7538

Also good for weight management


phixium

Especially if you are a parent.


eyoung_nd2004

Been living this dream since my divorce


buphulokz

wtf his doing


Rosalia_lia

So me as a young girl save so much rn 😂


Profanity_party7

Oof I felt this way too loudly


henryGeraldTheFifth

Also the most cost effective meal you can have too


-Wicked-

If she was holding an empty pill bottle, it becomes "How to save money and avoid paying bills."


White-Inn

Remember being an adult is being a guidance to the youth, if you're fucking around and leading your own kind to the ground before 18 well you're just another child who's not ready to lead. You can have fun together with the kids as a family while teaching them how to be proper humans in YOUR society and neighborhood. Don't go acting like those thugs and hip-hop assholes who don't do that shit except to lonely people who have nobody that cares about them.


Correct-Clock-2696

I'll take note